This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (09/10/12/13 Dec).

[GP]

Permanent expulsion please!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Permanent expulsion please!

No! What are you saying?

Mourinho losing is one of the few pleasures left in the game

[Cripps]

Wouldn't put it past him if it was a deliberate ploy to take the spotlight off his tactics. Back pages all focused on the fight!

[Niall_Quinn]

Points deduction please!

Surely they won't deduct points from Arsenal for that?

We don't have that many to begin with.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Wouldn't put it past him if it was a deliberate ploy to take the spotlight off his tactics. Back pages all focused on the fight!

Well he’s already got that angle sewn up with the blatant dive I mean stonewall penalty shout involving Ander Herrera

I think he just genuinely lost his cool, he really hates the fact that Guardiola has got one over him again

And more so that he can’t get under Guardiola’s skin with his nonsense

[Niall_Quinn]

The Hererra dive was a pen all day long. 100% certain, if we go on the evidence of 101 other cheating bastards and the scummy pundits who cried, yes, there's contact, yes, he just touched him. What's the difference between Hererra's cheating and all the other Rooney and Bale and Youngie and Azzah and Sterling cheating they happily endorsed? How many pens have we suffered, especially in important games, where some scummy cheat stuck his boot in and hit the deck? All those were definite pens, remember?

Facts are facts. Some teams have to have a player shot through the head at point blank range to get a pen - that's US. 3, maybe 4 denied in the last 2 weeks alone. Other teams could machine gun the opponent in the box and the ref would wave play on - that's the gypos and, before yesterday, Utd. And a whole string o dirty, diving cheats have been scamming pens for years - "professional" Shearer calls it.

Just apply the rules maybe, instead of having the officials influence every game and every season.

[Globalgunner]

How loud were the celebrations in the United dressing room after they beat us. Did anyone have a decibel meter?

Mourinho probably started it to create a diversion while he poked Arteta in the eye and stole Aguero`s underpants.

[Cripps]

Morata can't play because he's tired apparently :lol: :violin:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huddersfield: Lossl, Smith, Jorgensen, Schindler, Lowe, Kachunga, Williams, Hogg, Mooy, Ince, Mounie.

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger, Moses, Kante, Bakayoko, Alonso, Willian, Pedro, Hazard.

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Crystal Palace: Speroni, Fosu-Mensah, Tomkins, Dann, Schlupp, Townsend, Cabaye, Milivojevic, Loftus-Cheek, Zaha, Benteke.

Watford: Gomes, Janmaat, Mariappa, Kabasele, Zeeglar, Cleverley, Doucoure, Carrillo, Holebas, Richarlison, Deeney.

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Burnley: Pope, Bardsley, Long, Tarkowski, Ward, Berg Gudmundsson, Defour, Cork, Hendrick, Arfield, Wood.

Stoke: Butland, Zouma, Shawcross, Cameron, Pieters, Allen, Fletcher, Diouf, Shaqiri, Sobhi, Crouch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 0-1 Watford, Janmaat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huddersfield 0-1 Chelsea, Bakayoko flukes one in.

Answers the critics says BBC.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huddersfield 0-2 Chelsea, Willian.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huddersfield 0-3 Chelsea, Pedro.

[Cripps]

Huddersfield :doh:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Chelsea fans must really believe that football started from 2005 to taunt Huddersfield with "Champions of England, you'll never sing that". This is what happens when you're allergic to history. Incredible!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 1-0 Stoke, Barnes!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-1 Watford, Sako!

The unbeaten run goes on for Woy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huddersfield 1-3 Chelsea, Del Potro.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 2-1 Waford, McArthur!

Cleverley was sent off before Palace's two goals, the berk.

[GP]

Palace 2-1 Waford, McArthur!

Cleverley was sent off before Palace's two goals, the berk.

Cojones

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Jones, Shaw, McTominay, Matic, Martial, Lingard, Mata, Lukaku.

Bournemouth: Begovic, Francis, Smith, Ake, Daniels, Stanislas, Gosling, Ake, Fraser, King, Wilson.

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Newcastle: Darlow, Lascelles, Shelvey, Gayle, Diamé, Ritchie, Manquillo, Lejeune, Yedlin, Merino, Atsu.

Everton: Pickford, Schneiderlin, Williams, Holgate, Martina, Kenny, Rooney, Lennon, Gueye, Sigurdsson, Calvert-Lewin.

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Swansea: Fabianski; Naughton, van der Hoorn, Mawson, Olsson; Mesa, Ki, Carroll; Dyer, Ayew, Bony.

Man City: Ederson; Danilo, Otamendi, Mangala, Delph; Fernandinho, David Silva, De Bruyne; Sterling, Bernardo Silva, Aguero.

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Southampton: Forster, Cédric, Yoshida, Van Dijk, Bertrand, Davis, Romeu, Lemina, Tadic, Boufal, Austin.

Leicester: Schmeichel, Simpson, Morgan, Maguire, Fuchs, Chilwell, Ndidi, King, Mahrez, Okazaki, Vardy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Karius; Alexander-Arnold, Klavan, Lovren, Robertson; Wijnaldum, Can, Coutinho; Salah, Firmino, Mane.

West Brom: Foster; Nyom, Hegazi, Evans, Gibbs; Livermore, Yacob, Krychowiak; McClean, Rondon, Robson-Kanu.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds: Lloris, Rose, Vertonghen, Dier, Aurier, Winks, Sissoko, Son, Eriksen, Lamela, Kane.

Brighton: Ryan, Bong, Dunk, Duffy, Schelotto, Stephens, Propper, Izquierdo Mena, Kayal, Knockaert, Hemed.

Dele Alli dropped. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-1 Leicester, Mahrez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-1 Neverton, Wazza!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-2 Leicester, Okazaki.

Puel. :haha:

Southampton for sacking him. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-2 Man City, David Silva and De Bruyne.

The consecutive win record will fall. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-3 Leicester, King. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 Bournemouth, Flukaku.

[Niall_Quinn]

Man Utd 1-0 Bournemouth, Flukaku.

Dit it deflect in off his fat arse?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 1-0 Brighton, Aurier.

[GP]

Spuds 1-0 Brighton, Aurier.

Fluked it in

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea 0-2 Man City, David Silva and De Bruyne.

The consecutive win record will fall. :rose:

Two offside pens for the gypos :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-3 Citeh, David Silva with his second. :sick:

[Marc Overmars]

Ridiculous.

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea 0-3 Citeh, David Silva with his second. :sick:

Offside :haha:

By a mile.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 1-4 Leicester, Yoshida and Okzaki with his second respectively.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-4 Citeh, Aguero.

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea 0-4 Citeh, Aguero.

What a fluke. Insane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shelvey sent off, misses our game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shelvey sent off, misses our game.

Lucky bastard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-0 Brighton, Son.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds 2-0 Brighton, Son.

Well our glorious surge past the spuds didn't last long.

We've only gone and Wengered it right up :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-0 WBA, FT. :lol:

[Letters]

City actually could get 100 points :wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

Pep does what he always does and spends a billion quid on all the playa and all the refs. Big wow.

[Cripps]

Jonathan Pearce: "this man city team is the best the premier league has ever seen"

I love the absolute revisionism and erasing of the invincibles.

[Marc Overmars]

Only regret about the Invincibles is that they underachieved. Should have won 3 titles in a row and also the CL, then perhaps they would be held in the highest regard outside of Arsenal.

City have achieved fuck all yet though, so bollocks to them for the time being.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jonathan Pearce: "this man city team is the best the premier league has ever seen"

I love the absolute revisionism and erasing of the invincibles.

Pearce is a notorious dickhead.

We'll never see the likes of that Arsenal team again - the players just aren't good enough any more. Most of them can barely kick a ball.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Carlos can.

[Letters]

Only regret about the Invincibles is that they underachieved. Should have won 3 titles in a row and also the CL, then perhaps they would be held in the highest regard outside of Arsenal.

City have achieved fuck all yet though, so bollocks to them for the time being.

Bollocks to them anyway. They have bought their success with dirty oil money.
Can I roll out my old classic now? Screw it, I'm going to anyway:
It's like buying a degree off the internet and then crowing about how clever you are.