Arsenal vs Newcastle. Saturday 3pm.

[Cripps]

Newcastle with no win in their last 6.

5 losses and 1 draw.

1 win in 10.

:ilt:

[Marc Overmars]

Should be straight forward enough. Newcastle are awful.

2-0.

[Niall_Quinn]

We'll tip tap our way to a mind-numbingly boring and comfortable win.

You would think.

Hope.

Pray.

Surely we can beat this lot?

[Letters]

We'll tip tap our way to a mind-numbingly boring and comfortable win.
Wenger :bow:

[GP]

30-0

[Letters]

30-0

I'll get my emoticons ready in case we lose.

[Niall_Quinn]

30-0

:haha:

Moron.



Unless you are right, in which case genius.

[GP]

:haha:

Moron.



Unless you are right, in which case genius.

That's just my prediction for shots on target.

We'll lose 0-1

[Globalgunner]

Every time a shit team needs a boost. There we are.

[Ralpheroo72]

With all of our defenders playing out of position, I can us bossing this one. We will win possession 75-25%!

[Xhaka Can’t]

0-0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRLEaZlX0AIornE.jpg

Still no Kolasinac starting. :sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle: Elliot, Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Manquillo, Merino, Murphy, Hayden, Atsu, Perez, Joselu.

[Globalgunner]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRLEaZlX0AIornE.jpg

Still no Kolasinac starting. :sarcy:

Monreal as CB instead of Chambers who is on the bench. Idiot Wenger thinks that once you are an experienced player, you can play any position. Im happy to see AMN, but he should be there instead on Monreal.

[Master Splinter]

AMN almost scores goal of the season.

Alexis pubbed one over just before too.

[Master Splinter]

Alexis penalised for faceball.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

OZIL!!!!

[GP]

WHAT A GOAL!

[Master Splinter]

OZIL!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a ridiculous strike.

[GP]

That was a ridiculous strike.

https://imgtc.com/w/o2rqVG7

:bow:

[Master Splinter]

Bellerin :lol:.

[Globalgunner]

Ozil!!!!:cloud9:

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Mainland-Niles is brilliant.

[Master Splinter]

Hayden being a twat again. Booked for scything down Wilshere.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's so hard watching an illegal stream these days.

[Globalgunner]

1-0 HT
Ozil strike aside we are useless as usual.

Shooting accuracy for these players must be nigh on 0%

[Niall_Quinn]

Saw L'Imbecile's latest random team selection. Saw the Ozil goal. Saw we had 75% possession. Saw the thread was only 3 pages including the build up.

Did I miss anything else?

[Niall_Quinn]

Guess everyone died of boredom.

[Globalgunner]

Guess everyone died of boredom.

We are more interested in debating the difference between stagnation and regression. At least 1 person is. Arsenal games are so...Meh!

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger has been coaching Laca on shooting.

[Niall_Quinn]

Silly defending again.

[Globalgunner]

Can we let Newcastle back into this?.
Yes we can,, or at least we will try

[GP]

Lacazette has been disappointing.

Not just today, since the start.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lacazette was pretty lethal when he arrived. Not now.

[Master Splinter]

Lacashite :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Will Bellerin ever get a cross in again during the remainder of his career?

[Master Splinter]

Lacazette was pretty lethal when he arrived. Not now.

He's never been lethal in Arsenal shirt.

[Letters]

https://imgtc.com/w/o2rqVG7

:bow:

:wacko:

Wow.

[Master Splinter]

Alexis with a commanding performance at CB for the Barcodes.

[GP]

:wacko:

Wow.

Yeah, but, do we need him?

[Globalgunner]

He's never been lethal in Arsenal shirt.

Well he seems absolutely toothless now

[Master Splinter]

We're so lame in the box.

[Master Splinter]

Well he seems absolutely toothless now

They all are.

[Niall_Quinn]

If we got points for possession and short passes we'd walk the league. Somebody tell Wenger we don't get points for that though. So sedate. And Newcastle aren't that great defensively.

[Globalgunner]

Alexis with a commanding performance at CB for the Barcodes.

Dont say it too loudly. Wenger might hear you and play him there for us.

[GP]

ffs Lacashite.

[GP]

We need a proper striker, get Giroud on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Just boot it out instead of trying to cross it. There's no point.

[Master Splinter]

Dont say it too loudly. Wenger might hear you and play him there for us.

At least he wouldn't fuck up every attack.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iwobi and Lacazette hauled off, Welbz and Bif on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elliot saves from Wheelchair, Koscielny header wide.

[Master Splinter]

Wilshere misses a sitter again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty poor effort by Jack.

[Globalgunner]

Aiming for the keeper seems to be our players default modus operandi.

It doesnt work as well as aiming at other spaces in the goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Could be 1-1. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Super low quality game all around.

[Niall_Quinn]

If we keep this up we're going to chuck 2 points down the drain.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

What does Wenger do to give our players such low confidence

[Niall_Quinn]

Our answer to everything is 700 passes.

[Globalgunner]

Our players are deeply wedded to these intricate pointless patterns that they weave. Its seems to be the only purpose. Goals are merely incidental.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pathetic by Welbz. So much time to cross. So much space. Those extra 355 touches weren't necessary.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nacho booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif never made himself available on that break. Just a bit more ambition from him, but he can't be arsed. Wants it on a plate all the time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coq on for Alexis.

+4 mins

[Globalgunner]

Xhakaklutz

[fakeyank]

Xhaka is worthless

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[Niall_Quinn]

Tragic play by Xhaka. Again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal 1-0 Newcastle, FT.

Stunning.

[Niall_Quinn]

Just don't see where we can go with this football. 3 points that really don't mean anything. We can't challenge any half decent team with football like that. Wenger has destroyed our game with his horror brand of pointless tapping around. Fucker.

[Letters]

Wenger :bow:

:ilt:

[Master Splinter]

That second half was beyond dismal.

[Niall_Quinn]

My stream switched over to the Watford match and for the first few seconds it looked like it was on 2x speed. But no, it's normal speed.

[Marc Overmars]

Lacazette has been disappointing.

Not just today, since the start.

A level below the very best. Sadly.

[Cripps]

Reading the comments :(

Hate being right :(

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I haven't been disappointed with him myself. I thought he was a level below the best before he arrived and I still do now.....but I've been more annoyed with Wenger's managing of him and the team's lack of integrating him.

[Marc Overmars]

We probably won’t see the best from any striker again until we get a new manager who restructures the way we play.

[Niall_Quinn]

I have started analysing ancient texts to see if they give any clues or prophecy on when/ if Wenger will leave.