Crystal Palace (H). Saturday 3pm.

[Cripps]

Does anyone care?

[Niall_Quinn]

3-0 Ozil hattrick from Ibiza.

If we can win this it could mean the start of a run that takes us all the way to the top 4 and maybe even puts us in with a shot at a late title surge.

[Niall_Quinn]

Btw, can somebody call Mesut and ask him if he fancies a game on Saturday?

[Cripps]

Koscielny, Monreal and Özil should all be fine for Saturday. Maitland-Niles a doubt. https://t.co/Q378d0qil3

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Btw, can somebody call Mesut and ask him if he fancies a game on Saturday?

Mr Wenger,

I’m afraid Mesut will not be able to play football on Saturday as he’s still feeling poorly.

Regards

Mrs Ozil

[Niall_Quinn]

Mr Wenger,

I’m afraid Mesut will not be able to play football on Saturday as he’s still feeling poorly.

Regards

Mrs Ozil

Dear Mrs Ozil,

Thanks for letting us know. Hope he's feeling better soon. Please find enclosed a cheque for £150,000.

Regards,
Mr Prudent
Arsene FC

[Cripps]

:lol: you two need help

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DT_URaVWkAEV9Bp.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey injured again? Or is he leaving too?

Elneny and Xhaka? How exciting. We're going for the record today then? Mot sideways passes in a match. Currently held by Denilson at 236,448.

[Cripps]

Ozil's back:faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil's back:faint:

Yes, his hair appointment was cancelled so he had some free time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Welbz. :lol:

Little bit injury. Chipped toenail polish.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Mustafi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hennessey tips over from Iwobi's shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MONREAL!!!!

[Master Splinter]

MONREAL!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking stream. Dies at the start of the attack. Comes back for the kick off. Cunt thing.

[hobson's choice]

Monreal has been our most consistent player this season.

He's really been a true leader

[hobson's choice]

Iwobi goal

2-0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

IWOBI!!!

[Master Splinter]

IWOBI!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

And the stream dies again for the goal. Somebody fucking around methinks.

Next time the stream dies I'm going to celebrate.

[Master Splinter]

Monreal is the best left-back ever IMO.

[hobson's choice]

Kos goal

3-0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're playing well. How has that happened?

[Niall_Quinn]

Saw that one.

Woy :haha:

[Cripps]

Who needs Sanchez :run:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

KOSCIELNY!!!!

[hobson's choice]

A goal and 2 assist for Nacho

[Master Splinter]

KOSCIELNY!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

One more and we can win this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka misses the 4th :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Monreal is the best left-back ever IMO.

:gp:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anything fewer than 12-0 is unacceptable.

[Master Splinter]

We're playing well. How has that happened?

Alexis was an absolute cunt confirmed.

[Master Splinter]

Anything fewer than 12-0 is unacceptable.

Lacazette still won't get one.

[hobson's choice]

Why is the stadium so quiet

[hobson's choice]

Laca scores 4-0

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is the stadium so quiet

Because it's a home game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette still won't get one.

LACAZETTE!!!!

[Master Splinter]

We're the only team that can beat Palace.

Agent Woy :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

LACASHITE!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

LACA 4-0 :haha:

Good goal, but easy goal.

Woy :haha:

[hobson's choice]

It took Wenger over a season and a half to realize you can't play a midfield 2 with Xhaka.

[Niall_Quinn]

If Woy doesn't quickly read a book on how to become a football manager this could be double figures.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iwobi hammers it but right at Hennessey.

[Master Splinter]

No need for Auba and Mickey tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crystal Palace are keen to equal their 9-0 against Liverpool I think.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lousy defending but Cech comes to the rescue.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Monreal off injured, Maitland-Niles on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Monreal off? Not injured again surely?

[Niall_Quinn]

We're fucking around now instead of going for more goals.

[Niall_Quinn]

Somebody shoot FFS!

[Niall_Quinn]

Dibley's effort deflected wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[Niall_Quinn]

So the old, "You can't raise your hands", thing. And yet, that's just what the Palace player did. No card.

Actually good reffing, but where's the consistency?

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka boots the ball out before we can take the FK.

Or perhaps that WAS the FK? Surely not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka boots the ball out before we can take the FK.

Or perhaps that WAS the FK? Surely not.

Zaire. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fosse Mental must hate somebody high up in row Z.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-0 HT. Eight in the second half has left us a bit too much to do.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 4-0

Easier than a training match.

Went 4-0 up then started patter ball. Shame.

[Letters]

4-0 HT. Eight in the second half has left us a bit too much to do.
Cheeky bet on 4-5 FT, I reckon.

[Master Splinter]

Get Eddie on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Cheeky bet on 4-5 FT, I reckon.

With us anything is possible. It takes 1 Palace goal for the hereby jeebees to set in

[Niall_Quinn]

Lazy, complacent start to the second half. So irritating.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All gone to pot without Monreal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bury it or square it, Iwobi!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zaha diving. :o

[Niall_Quinn]

Haven't bothered coming out for the second half.

[Niall_Quinn]

Certain yellow for that deliberate foul by Dibley. But no card.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stupid foul by Xhaka.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a pathetic second half. Wenger saw the fans getting into the game and acted to stamp out all traces of entertainment.

Basically. What a cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nelson coming on, Cech off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tbf to the ref, he's failed to book anyone, even for blatant fouls right under his nose.

Nelson on, Ozil off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka's just shit, isn't he?

[Niall_Quinn]

Zaha has given up footballing and taken to acting.

Badly.

[GP]

Naitland-Miles has got Zaha in his pocket.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellerin with a pop at goal. Blocked.

Almost woke me up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dibley has lost the plot and would be off by now in a competitive game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-1. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

4-1

some pubber thumps it in.

Disgraceful second half from us. Dreadful.

Wenger just hates it when the fans get anything out of a game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Laca 1 on 1 with keeper - fucks it up. Good ball by Jack though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Elneny is the new Xhaka.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iwobi off, Kolasinac on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kola on for some reason.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'd forgotten cunty's ban was over. Nice coat.

[Penguin]

Nelson isn't very good

[KSE Comedy Club]

I was worried this would happen, when will they remember that a game lasts for 90 mins :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Elneny is just shit. Fucking dire.

[KSE Comedy Club]

So we do need mhiki & Auba, as the back up we have are fucking dogshit!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab is dead.

[Niall_Quinn]

I was worried this would happen, when will they remember that a game lasts for 90 mins :rolleyes:

Fuckface will always favour coasting it rather than putting in a solid performance for the 90. For some fucked up reason he thinks taking the team off the boil will benefit us in the next lossmatch.

Look at him, he's grinning away on the sidelines. The match is so boring it delights him.

[Penguin]

So we do need mhiki & Auba, as the back up we have ate fucking dogshit!

It's worrying how bad our teamsheet looks without Sanchez and Ozil. Looks like a mid table team.

[Niall_Quinn]

How has Zaha not been booked yet? The refs swing from one extreme to the other, with nothing inbetween.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka's even shittier than I thought.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tomkins hacks Lacazette down.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looked a pen to me. Pretty clearcut. What happened to that VAR thing?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-1 FT.

We couldn't be arsed with the second half.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 4-1 in a 12-0 game.

Fuck off Wenger you cunt.

He sucks every last bit of enjoyment from the game, like a fucking black hole of mediocrity.

[AFC Leveller]

Ozil has got to be signed up, the guy is pure class and makes the team tick. I don't get the impression that he's a money whore like Alexis. World class player.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil has got to be signed up, the guy is pure class and makes the team tick. I don't get the impression that he's a money whore like Alexis. World class player.

We should offer him a pay cut.