Chelsea league cup 2nd leg (H). Wednesday 8pm. Sky Shithouse.

[Cripps]

League cup to save Wengers arse? :popcorn:

[KSE Comedy Club]

I'm going to this, it was only £22 for a ticket so I don't mind spending that.

Fuck Wenger tbh.

[Marc Overmars]

Can knock the club for a lot of things but making every Milk Cup game £10-£20 regardless of the opposition is #decent.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Can knock the club for a lot of things but making every Milk Cup game £10-£20 regardless of the opposition is #decent.:good:

Indeed. I don't think I would have bothered otherwise.

[Cripps]

I'm going to this

:pal:

[KSE Comedy Club]

:pal:Meanie :p

[Master Splinter]

Auba hat-trick.

On top of the Ozil hat-trick.

[Cripps]

Conte reveals Morata and Fabregas are out of tomorrow night's Carabao Cup tie against Arsenal. Conte: "Morata has a problem with his back. He is injured." More @MirrorFootball

[GP]

Fuck. Morata was our best player last time out.

[Niall_Quinn]

We can still win without him, but it will be a lot harder. And our defenders will need to start now.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I was hoping Willian wouldn't start the match and he may well do so now.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Have we signed Messi yet?

Is he cup tied?

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Can knock the club for a lot of things but making every Milk Cup game £10-£20 regardless of the opposition is #decent.

40 quid on ticket exchange now but yes.

[Cripps]

VAR graphics to be trialled on Emirates big screens: https://t.co/VWVoJHSs2F

[Cripps]

Chelsea suffer major injury blow as Courtois ruled out of EFL Cup semi-final showdown with Arsenal | ✍ @sjstandardsport
https://t.co/fhTLL9z6E6

Wengers 9999999 lives :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Fancy us to nick it.

2-1.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Wenger will probably put out the C team tonight now fucking twat that he is :rolleyes:

[Globalgunner]

Chelsea suffer major injury blow as Courtois ruled out of EFL Cup semi-final showdown with Arsenal | ✍ @sjstandardsport
https://t.co/fhTLL9z6E6

Wengers 9999999 lives :bow:

Willy looks ok for a pensioner, looked pretty good for them in the last game I saw

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUU_ItcWAAE72Fv.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Caballero; Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger; Moses, Bakayoko, Kante, Alonso; Willian, Hazard, Pedro.
Subs: Eduardo, Cahill, David Luiz, Zappacosta, Drinkwater, Barkley, Batshuayi.

[Edinburgh Gooner]

Fuck all on the bench, take it giroud ain't playing cos of transfer speculation?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's injured.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Redknapp, Henry and Wise in the studio. :blink:

[KSE Comedy Club]

I’m here, anyone else attending?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Little bit yes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shocking from Iwobi.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm 3 minutes behind on my stream. So I will be attending in a manner of speaking.

Please wait 3 minutes before celebrating any goals. Thanks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Pedro. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzaahhhhhs first dive of the evening.

[Thierrymon]

Chelsea have goal disallowed.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Shocking start fuckin hell

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 Hazard.

Good work guys.

[Thierrymon]

Azzaaaahhd scores. Shit defending from us. What a surprise.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Finish it Jack!

Jack hurts Willy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger needs to be sacked for refusing point blank to sort out this shitty defence. How can you hope to compete at any kind of level when you have defending like that? They just walked it in without a challenge. When is this going to stop? When is something going to be done about it? Fucking joke, a decade old now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bellerin cross, nobody bothering to attack it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MONREAL!!! :bow:

[Thierrymon]

Gooal. OG scores for us

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's a Rudiger OG! :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Nothing wrong at all with that bald cunt chav. Get him off the pitch and play on FFS! I want to see our goal!

[Letters]

OG :bow:
Always rated him.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

A putrid Arsenal start rescued by a Monreal ping pong goal.

[Master Splinter]

Stunning goal from our best player.

[Globalgunner]

Score draw is the same as a loss. We need to win.

[Niall_Quinn]

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!

1-1

The chav heads it in his own net :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

We just need one more to get level.

The one thing we absolutely had to do was defend against that away goal. And it;s the one thing we paid no attention to whatsoever.

It's so hard to enjoy a match when you know Wenger is still there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea with a stunning corner routine.

Hazard booked. :lol:

Get another for diving you shit.

[Letters]

Stunning goal from our best player.

Bet we sell OG to Utd in the summer :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivar the Boneless next to Mkhi there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cynical scrote azzzahhhh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful from Willian.

Mustafi went charging out leaving Kos on his own. Berk.

[Letters]

Willian :pal:

[Master Splinter]

Willian :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Poor by Lacazette.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azpilicueta's pass was clever apparently. :sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian off injured, Barkley on.

Conte really doesn't rate Batshit. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

We seem to be having a tea break or something. 3 hour lull while Willian inches off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was terrible from Wilshere.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking awful by Iwobi. Nicks the ball, looks upfield, plays it backwards.

[Letters]

Wilshere booked :lol:
I thought he was dead :unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley :haha:

The new Brunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka belts the freekick, deflects over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley doing some maintenance on the pitch. Lovely rolling there. Brilliant cheating.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley does exactly what Jack was booked for. No card.

WHY?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Monreal with a header, easy for Willy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lacazette ONSIDE. Linesman waves anyway. Pure bullshit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil fouled for the 90th time. No card.

[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea have been ordered to hack Ozil at every opportunity and the ref hasn't sussed it out yet.

[Niall_Quinn]

So careless from Iwobi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mesut shot, just deflects behind.

[AFC Leveller]

Close by Ozil.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 HT. A bit shit but it could be a long one so I don't really care right now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea have been ordered to hack Ozil at every opportunity and the ref hasn't sussed it out yet.

Don't worry. Xhaka will be booked for his first foul.

[Cripps]

They're not giving Ozil an inch. We're giving Fire Hazard the whole half.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 1-1

Horrific performance. Second to everything. Playing at a snail's pace. Putting no pressure on anywhere - particularly the midfield which the chavs have owned from the first kick. So sloppy on the ball, so lazy with the offsides particularly Lacazette and Iwobi.

Defence horrible as always but they improved a bit as the half went on, which wasn't hard considering the way they watched the goal being walked in.

It's a semi-final. Where's the urgency?

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Strangely playing as if we have the away goal and Chelsea need to win. No control in midfield, wayward passes and standing off Chelsea in most areas. Dread to imagine this side without Ozil.

[Cripps]

Why does every defensive header seem to find a Chelsea player?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just shut up and be grateful there was a defensive header


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[Cripps]

:lol:

[Cripps]

45 minutes to shape our season.

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka, why?

[Master Splinter]

Systematic foulnig from Chelsea, as ever, going unpunished.

[Master Splinter]

Bakayoko's 94th foul.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Smudger wants us to tempt Willy coming out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We were born offside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mustafi didn't touch him, what's Smudger on?

[Master Splinter]

That's three wrong offside calls against us now.

Are we playing Man City?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azpilicueta tries scoring for us, over it goes.

[Niall_Quinn]

This sort of performance from Iwobi can't be tolerated. So careless.

Ozil ONSIDE but the lino cheats AGAIN. Very clearly there's something going on there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

XHAKA!!!!!!!

[Thierrymon]

Xhaka!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs reach the 7,000 foul mark with only one card to show for it. Nice going.

[Master Splinter]

XHAKA!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ospina a bit too casual there. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses booked. Awful challenge.

[Niall_Quinn]

XHAKA!!!!!!

2-1

What a player.

Fucking bargain!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pedro off, Batshit on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even Oliver has to get a card out for that two footed lunge by Moses.

Good news though, Smudger didn't think it was malicious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's Hazard rolling about time.

Monreal booked. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

This is so much better. At least we are challenging for the ball now.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea have made about 350 of those fouls without a booking.

[Xhaka Can’t]

That's three wrong offside calls against us now.

Are we playing Man City?

No, but Chelsea will be.


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[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka. :haha:

Back to normal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stinking cheat azzzaaaahhh hits the deck and Monreal gets booked for doing what every chav has been doing all night.

Impossible to believe we have more cards, but that's the standard.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Even Oliver has to get a card out for that two footed lunge by Moses.

Good news though, Smudger didn't think it was malicious.

Smudger is an unwashed diseased vagina with aids.


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[Master Splinter]

Shite from Xhaka.

[Master Splinter]

Kante and Bakayoko can do what they want.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka :doh:

Why did we ever buy that turd?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses off, Zappacosta on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Smudger is an unwashed diseased vagina with aids.


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I would.

(the vagina I mean, not that other cunt)

[Niall_Quinn]

Oliver warning Kante he can't push the cheating too far or even the commentators will notice.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moses off to celebrate his new record of 60 fouls in a minute.

[Master Splinter]

Alonso :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iwobi denied by Willy!

[AFC Leveller]

Iwobi you idiot should have Burried that

[Thierrymon]

Iwobi :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Iwobi FFS.

[Letters]

:doh:

Great move. Awful finish

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Kos.

Xhaka. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Iwobi has been crap all night. Zero confidence.

[Niall_Quinn]

On a plate from Ozil. If you can't find a corner of the goal from that then find another game.

[AFC Leveller]

Laca sets Zapacosta free on the right!

[AFC Leveller]

Iwobi is rank average and will never be more than that. There are loads players in this league who can do a much better job than him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rudiger influential in defence and attack for us tonight. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lacazette :doh:

Twice now we could have finished this off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette still gets hauled off. :haha:

Kolasinac on for him.

Iwobi hauled off, Ramsey on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lacazette still gets hauled off. :haha:

Kolasinac on for him.

Iwobi hauled off, Ramsey on.

Doesn't the cunt know we might have to play extra time?

What a fucking moron that bloke is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zappacosta booked, no?

Er, weird effort from Xhaka.

[Niall_Quinn]

So what's the formation now? 10-0-0?

[AFC Leveller]

Can this still go extra time if it's a score draw?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Chelsea. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can this still go extra time if it's a score draw?

Yes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzzzaaaaahhh screams whenever an opponent comes near him. Even when he doesn't hit the deck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alonso. :haha:

[Thierrymon]

Alonso is a weird looking dude.

[Letters]

Why would you give a free kick there? Muppet.

[GP]

Alonso is a weird looking dude.

He looks like Ray Liotta except Liotta only killed people in the movies.

[Master Splinter]

Alonso is a weird looking dude.

Most criminals are.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a dive by that horrible cunt Barkley. He'll fit in well in chavland.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alonso :haha:

He was trying to kick it as high as possible but only managed about 500 metres.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goal kick. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

30 mins injury time and if still level Oliver will kick it in our net.

[Niall_Quinn]

4 mins extra.

[Letters]

Honestly. The way we give the ball away sometimes :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Ospina!

A minute to go.

[AFC Leveller]

1 more minute come on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Here comes Willy!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea, FT!!!!! GET IN!!!!

Wenger. :haha:

The old goat somehow pulls something out of his arse again.

[Thierrymon]

FT back to Wembley. Cup as good as ours.

[AFC Leveller]

Lol conte get your bags ready mate, Roman won't tolerate this anymore.

Can we play Chelsea every week (in the cups)??

[Master Splinter]

Wenger :bow:.

[Letters]

Wenger :bow:

[GP]

LOL!

Wenger has well and truly got Conte's number.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 2-1

It's ON!

[Letters]

Fancy us to nick it.

2-1.
MO :bow:

[Cripps]

Rudiger :haha:

Fire Hazard :haha:

Conte :haha:

Sanchez:haha:

Grandshit :bow:

Wenger :bow: