Swansea (A). Tuesday 30th. 7.45pm.

[Cripps]

Aubameyang to start? :pray:

[Ralpheroo72]

Aubameyang to start? :pray:

Won’t happen, as he’ll be playing for Dortmund

[Xhaka Can’t]

He is more likely to be starting for Swansea tbh.


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[Globalgunner]

Aubameyang to start? :pray:

Do you think we own a magic money tree.? Some people:wwf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUz1LJ2W4AAeb7C.jpg

Wheelchair is ill. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, van der Hoorn, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson, Dyer, Fer, Ki, Clucas, Ayew.
Subs: Bony, Abraham, Narsingh, Nordfeldt, Carroll, Routledge, Bartley.

[Cripps]

Giroud in the squad :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Iwobi ahead of Mkhi. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Above the Spuds with a 0-11 win. :popcorn:

[hobson's choice]

Great Ramsey is in the middle:rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great Ramsey is the middle:rolleyes:

He won't stay there.

[Cripps]

Can we start having a go at Ramsey before the games started? Asking for a friend

[Özim]

Iwobi ahead of Mkhi. :lol:

:lol: We didn't sign him cos we had no choice then

[Özim]

Wheelchair is ill. :rose:

That's why the club is right to offer him an incentive based contract.

[Globalgunner]

:lol: We didn't sign him cos we had no choice then

He is not yet used to the pace of the league y`know.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[Özim]

He is not yet used to the pace of the league y`know.

I guess that's what you get when you sign another clubs' reject, you have to bed them in slowly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great block from Mustafi if you ask me.

[HCZ]

Wheelchair is ill. :rose:

I’d be chronically ill if I did as much Chang as him

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chaos on our line. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Frankly, mosty of the time our defending is just embarrassing. We watching on TV can see the problems coming, but the guys on the pitch have no idea till it hits them.

Mustafi running after Dyer like a diesel locomotive:ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol: We didn't sign him cos we had no choice then

Nah. Wenger's afraid the fans will get some degree of interest from the game.

What a tragic midfield that is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great tackle from Elneny. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't realise it had started.

[Globalgunner]

Xhaka is such a dumbass.

[Cripps]

Didn't realise it had started.

Nice of you to join us for once ;)

[Niall_Quinn]

Great tackle by Elneny. STFU you welsh fags.

[Marc Overmars]

Has Aubameyang scored yet?

[Niall_Quinn]

Nice of you to join us for once ;)

Either this or work.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ki shoots from distance, wide it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Has Aubameyang scored yet?

Mile High Club. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Either this or work.

Watching this team is a chore TBH

[Niall_Quinn]

Watching this team is a chore TBH

Not joking.

For some reason a midfield of Ramsey, Xhaka and Elneny isn't as exciting as I'd hoped.

[Niall_Quinn]

HOW slow is Laca?

When did this happen? Was he always so slow?

[Globalgunner]

Not joking.

For some reason a midfield of Ramsey, Xhaka and Elneny isn't as exciting as I'd hoped.

El Ramshackle

[Globalgunner]

HOW slow is Laca?

When did this happen? Was he always so slow?

Our scouts did not report back on this. it was not among the criteria on the checklist

[Niall_Quinn]

Stream dead so I assume something interesting has happened, finally. It'll be back as soon as the action has died down.

[Niall_Quinn]

Agent Fabianski doesn't really get what he's supposed to be doing. It's almost as if he's playing for the opponents.

[HCZ]

Stream dead so I assume something interesting has happened, finally. It'll be back as soon as the action has died down.

North Korean cruise missile has just hit South Wales

Life improved drastically for residents

[Niall_Quinn]

North Korean cruise missile has just hit South Wales

Life improved drastically for residents

Ah. That's probably what killed the stream.

[Globalgunner]

J Ayew swiveled his hips and our midfield all fell down, aside from that, naught.


Monreal scores....0-1

[GP]

Monreal is a fucking hero!

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Super striker Monreal scores again!

0-1

Commentator is crying his eyes out. Real rough justice.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil's ball :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Cut open like a kipper
Clukas equalises. 1-1

[Niall_Quinn]

That fucking defence. All over the place.

1-1

They walked through us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Kos done as a defender? You can't be letting players trot past you like that.

[Marc Overmars]

:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

We still have a day left to sort out the midfield and defence.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tip tap, tip tap.

[Globalgunner]

Dear God!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That goal is down to Xhaka, surely? Looks 3/4 times behind him so he is aware Clucas is there, and then literally watches him trot past and doesn't bother to track the run. Shocking.

[Niall_Quinn]

If we signed Evans, would he still be allowed to foul for the whole match without getting booked?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fer Fuck Sake.

Still 1-1 but should be 2-1.

[HCZ]

Is Kos done as a defender? You can't be letting players trot past you like that.

I think again it’s a case of the defence being put under unnecessary pressure by cavalier play on the ball from the midfield

[Niall_Quinn]

Jeez, lucky Swansea don't fancy taking the lead.

Where's our defence? Anyone spotted them yet?

[Niall_Quinn]

That goal is down to Xhaka, surely? Looks 3/4 times behind him so he is aware Clucas is there, and then literally watches him trot past and doesn't bother to track the run. Shocking.

It was Xhaka. We expect that of him. We also expect the rest of the team to be extra vigilant when he's playing.

[Marc Overmars]

That goal is down to Xhaka, surely? Looks 3/4 times behind him so he is aware Clucas is there, and then literally watches him trot past and doesn't bother to track the run. Shocking.

I’m not watching but that sounds like something he’d do.

35m. :lol:

More like 3.5m.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moss with a great backheel.

[Globalgunner]

I’m not watching but that sounds like something he’d do.

35m. :lol:

More like 3.5m.

3,5m Zimbabwean dollars

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Mustafi :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger perplexed as to why his shitty, shitty midfield selection is not working.

[Niall_Quinn]

Iwobi is on shocking form really.

[Globalgunner]

Cannot see how Auba will fit into this pedantic shit show system

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 HT. :lol:

Bif to save us in his farewell appearance.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cannot see how Auba will fit into this pedantic shit show system

Exactly. He can have all the pace in the world but how would we use it? He'll have to come deep just to get a touch.

Tip tap tip tap...

HT 1-1

One decent moment from Ozil and Monreal. Utter shite for the rest of it. Swansea goal was farce. Walked in past a defence looking on, rooted to the spot.

[Globalgunner]

Really feel sorry for Laca. Looks like a broken man. Wenger buys players with no idea how to play to their strengths. He wants all new players to adapt to this same old crap system. Auba too will be depressed too within 3 months.

[Power n Glory]

Just seen the highlights. Xhaka is a disgrace.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Just seen the highlights. Xhaka is a disgrace.

That bloke didn’t even need to make a run, just casually jogged between the defence. Bizarre.

[Niall_Quinn]

Literally painful watching this shit football. The whole point of our game seems to be to pass, just for the sake of passing. There's no movement, no penetration, no pace, no end product. It's a fucking joke what Wenger is dishing up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lacazette playing the Giroud role with Giroud sat on the bench. And even if we sell Bif, we'll still have our strikers playing the Giroud role.

[Marc Overmars]

Literally painful watching this shit football. The whole point of our game seems to be to pass, just for the sake of passing. There's no movement, no penetration, no pace, no end product.

It will still be the same with Aubameyang. We won’t be seeing any of the electric pace he has.

[Niall_Quinn]

Back in the same patch of ground on the right, playing the same triangles. Over and over and over again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bellerin cross in, cleared away of a fashion.

[Niall_Quinn]

When Swansea get the ball, 2 or 3 quick forward passes and they're at the edge of our box bearing down on goal. It's not difficult and it's a mystery why we can't deploy the likes of Ozil, Lacazette and Iwobi to play that way.

Looks like Mkhitaryan is coming on to join in the tip tap fun.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mesut shot, saved. Fabianski should've chucked it in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pure cowardice on the ball from Bellerin. He could shoot, he could cross, instead he he turns around and plays it backwards to Ozil. And almost gives the ball away doing it. Pathetic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck Elneny. Ozil passes the ball to him in plenty of space. The cunt stops, turns, passes it backwards.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellerin. Atrocious. Absolutely atrocious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elneny hauled off, Mkhitaryan on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mkhitaryan on for Elneny. I guess Xhaka is untouchable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech. :haha:

OMG.

2-1 Ayew.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger has wasted 60 mins playing a midfield any fool could have told him wouldn't work.

Meanhile Cech provides an assit for Ayew.

2-1

[Cripps]

Petr Cech is fucking shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a mistake made from low tempo, half asleep complacency. Everything is wrong with this team. The standards are not there, the demands are not there. It's like a fucking holiday camp environment.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are this lot still the bottom team?

They look better than us. Maybe not as technical, but far, far more effective.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka is fucking shit. He really is.

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck sake.

I’ve got that Ayew guy on my Fantasy Football bench as well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iwobi blazes over.

[Master Splinter]

Bif to score three, win us the game and leave for £5m.

[Niall_Quinn]

Giroud warming up :haha:

How can we even contemplate selling him if we still need to drag him off the bench to get us back into a game against a bunch of journeymen? Journeymen that look better than our lot tonight, it should be said.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif to score three, win us the game and leave for £5m.

Maybe Wenger will let him go for free, for sentimental reasons.

[Marc Overmars]

Fucking hell just seen the goal.

Cech. :haha:

[Penguin]

Fucking hell just seen the goal.

Cech. :haha:

I've never seen a keeper more afraid of the ball. Shits himself every time someone passes to him.

[HCZ]

As things stand 13 points from 13 games away from home

Trying to match our away form of 05/06

[Thierrymon]

Fucks sake. Losing to Swansea now. We are total shite.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cech seems to have lost his bottle completely. Can't catch now either.

[Özim]

Petr Cech is fucking shit.

Read something today where he was telling his teammates they have to improve if they're going to qualify for the CL, should take his own advice.

[Cripps]

Aubameyang wants to join this heap of shite :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Do they know its not Xmas?. Our defence handing out freebies all evening

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dyer just dropped the Ashes.

[Niall_Quinn]

As things stand 13 points from 13 games away from home

Trying to match our away form of 05/06

We're not a top 4 team any more. We've dropped out of that tier.

Wow, almost 3-1. Big miss.

[Marc Overmars]

As things stand 13 points from 13 games away from home

Trying to match our away form of 05/06

Which incidentally was our lowest points tally under Wenker (67)

I think we’re going to fall short of that season. We are garbage.

[Xhaka Can’t]

If only we had time to prepare for this match.

[Özim]

Welcome Aubameyang.

[HCZ]

Monreal throws the ball to Mustafi, Mustafi back passes to Cech. Cech slices it to Ayew

Makes you wonder if they are deliberately throwing these games now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger seems to have opted to play Miki on the top right side of the postage stamp, 2 yards from Ozi.

[HCZ]

Which incidentally was our lowest points tally under Wenker (67)

I think we’re going to fall short of that season. We are garbage.

Possibly, our defence wasn’t even that bad back then just lost loads of games 1-0 where we couldn’t score

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mkhitaryan knew he was offside. :unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Miki offside but lousy effort.

[Niall_Quinn]

If only we had time to prepare for this match.

The pitch is very bumpy you know.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Here comes Bif to save us for the last time.

[Özim]

Rejects :bow:

[Cripps]

We're sending Giroud on to save the game :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Ozil doing a good job in replacing Alexis as the opposition's best passer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here comes Bif :haha:

:haha:

Wenger :haha:

Really knows what he's doing. Really isn't making it up as he goes.

Wow, we are all over the place. Headless chickens in defence, nothing in midfield and ponderous congestion up top.

[Özim]

This is the worst Arsenal side I've ever seen and I've seen a team with a midfield of John Jensen, David Hillier and Ian Selley.

[LDG]

Bif gets injured. Tansfer to Chelsea collapses, as does Auba to us.

This is how we do things here

[Munchies]

Is there a chance Aubameyang sees this and goes to China instead? :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Losing to these sheep shaggers would be a nightmare.

We should be wiping the floor with these pubbers ffs.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is the worst Arsenal side I've ever seen and I've seen a team with a midfield of John Jensen, David Hillier and Ian Selley.

It's the worst managed, worst organised and worst motivated team we've ever had. Wenger is so past it now our only hope is he loops back around to greatness when he reenters the solar system.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good play by Miki but unfortunately he hasn't yet twigged we don't get players in the box.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif comes short for the corner :haha:

What the hell goes on during our "training" sessions?

[HCZ]

It's the worst managed, worst organised and worst motivated team we've ever had. Wenger is so past it now our only hope is he loops back around to greatness when he reenters the solar system.

Bit of A, bit of B

Xhaka, Elneny and Ramsey are all terrible players, can’t release the ball to the attacking players and put our defence under so much unnecessary pressure that they opt to commit suicide.

[Globalgunner]

Just what we deserved,,,,absolute shit show from the day the season kicked off

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 Clucas. Great defending guys.

[AFC Leveller]

3-1

We can't defend , this is atrocious

[Niall_Quinn]

3-1

Ayew just runs all the way into the box and we fall to pieces.

[Özim]

Will Wenger still put all his eggs in his top 4 basket?

[Cripps]

:haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

People say Wenger can't turn us into a mid table team. Are we sure about that? Seems to be doing a pretty good job of it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Will Wenger still put all his eggs in his top 4 basket?

That's where the money is. And it's all about the money.

[Özim]

Disastrous defeat today, Liverpool dropped points and let us back in with an outside chance, we've just handed the points right back to them.

[Master Splinter]

Third to every ball all night.

Even Mason has been more in tune with the game.

Swap Lacashite, Ozil, Xhaka and Cech with Ayew, Clucas, Fer and Fabianski before the trip home.

[Cripps]

:rose:

[Penguin]

People say Wenger can't turn us into a mid table team. Are we sure about that? Seems to be doing a pretty good job of it.

Wenger = Guaranteed top four they said. We'll miss him when he's gone they said.

:haha:

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

We looked little bit exhausted in second half. We dominated but lacked little bit sharpness in final third. I must say we are very unlucky. We had a big advantage in expected goals and dominated possession but lacked little bit goals. Defensively I would say yes, maybe, we were not rewards for our spirit. Swansea had many men behind the ball, like cowards and pussies and cheats, but you must say congratulations to them for being scared shits. This game is not important. Only the next game is important. We will see we are a very good team by how we bounce back.

[Power n Glory]

3-1

Ayew just runs all the way into the box and we fall to pieces.

Mustafi, Kos and Cech are abysmal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 FT. A desperately poor team.

[Cripps]

Wenger = Guaranteed top four they said. We'll miss him when he's gone they said.

:haha:

Letters :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 3-1

Dear me. How bad can this season get? I don't suppose the bigwigs might be reconsidering their decision to give that fraud a new contract? Probably not.

[the notwist]

Let's not be too gloomy. We are one match closer to the end of Wenger. I just wish we could fast forward to the end right now but unfortunately we have to suffer match by match.