Atletico Madrid v Arsenal (03/05 BT Sport 1, 20:05)

[Niall_Quinn]

45 minutes to for Bellerin and Monreal to sort their shit out, Ramsey and Ozil to show up and Mr £10million quid and 20,000 subs to make 1 fucking timely sub.

[Marc Overmars]

Come you Gunners!!!!!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I'm hoping this is a carbon copy repeat of our CL QF to Chelsea back in 03/04 except the other way around.


1 - 1 at the Bridge and then Reyes scores first for us before HT. Lampard equaliser at the start of the second half and ....... well you know the rest. :upset:

[Niall_Quinn]

Confirmed torn achilles for Kos.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't know why nobody at the club can see that we are more successful when we go at teams with pace. We even tippy tappy when there's one minute on the cock and we need a goal.

One minute on the cock?

[Letters]

1-0 not a disaster at half time.
Need to score but we needed to anyway.

Come on, Arsenal. 45 minutes to save the season :scarf:

[Mac76]

it's almost funny, Wenger's going to lose every single game now for the rest of the season, some goodbye that will be... ##

[Niall_Quinn]

No changes by Le Cock. What a shocker.

[Niall_Quinn]

One minute on the cock?

It's all I ever need.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL FK for playing the ball :haha:

Fucker actually ducked into his boot. What a fucking joke.

[Marc Overmars]

We’re already so high up the pitch...

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa unmarked in the box again. Lessons learned?

[RomfordPele]

Chambers is so so poor.

[Goonermerree]

One minute on the cock?

Sorry oh master that we are not all as perfect as you, picking up on everyone's typos.:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Tip tap, tip tap.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Atletico will shut up shop now and we will witness 45 mins of us passing the ball backwards and forwards across the midfield to nowhere & go wide every attack to pass to their defence.

Fuckin hell :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Proper defending from Xhaka at last.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sorry oh master that we are not all as perfect as you, picking up on everyone's typos.:rolleyes:

Yeah you'll never see me making a funny error.

[Goonermerree]

Is Myki on the bench? If he is, get him on, now.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

We don't look like scoring here ffs.

[Niall_Quinn]

Madrid 7 attempts Us 1

[Goonermerree]

Yeah you'll never see me making a funny error.

Well if it made you laugh, job done.

[LDG]

Jeeeesus Ramsey

[Mac76]

Is Myki on the bench? If he is, get him on, now.

if Wenger was intelligent enough to do that, he'd have started with him

[RomfordPele]

Have we had a shot on goal yet?

Played well in first half apparently but I don’t remember a shot on target.

[Master Splinter]

Sorry oh master that we are not all as perfect as you, picking up on everyone's typos.:rolleyes:

Maccy's a proper bastard.

[AFC Leveller]

Ramsay u idiot just shot ffs ur 4 yards away from goal

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Cynical fuckery from Atletico

[Niall_Quinn]

Wow, Gabi booked :faint:

[Marc Overmars]

Ramsey rubberlegs :doh:

[Munchies]

cant see us scoring ffs

[Goonermerree]

Ramsey, get those in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey.

W

T

F

?

Where's my gun?

[AFC Leveller]

Gabi booked for his 78th foul.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FUcking hell!

[RomfordPele]

Bottle jobs.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

BRing on Mkhityran!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

We just haven't turned up so far.

[Goonermerree]

Wilshere nicely passing the ball out of defence for them

[Niall_Quinn]

BRing on Mkhityran!!!

We're saving him for...

something.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Costa nearly scores again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't think we've made a single worthwhile pass in the final third tonight. Given it away so much. So sloppy, How can they not be on top form for a night like this?

[Goonermerree]

We get fouled no FK, they dive, FK

[Niall_Quinn]

Will Mustafi ever try making a tackle standing up?

[Mac76]

FFS Costa nearly scores again.

Chambers did well there though

[Goonermerree]

I haven't seen much of Ozil. We don't seem to have any match winners out there.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Corner for us.

[Niall_Quinn]

WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

[Goonermerree]

Chambers did well there though

Yeh, don't rate him, but he did good there,credit where it's due.

[Marc Overmars]

Not even a shot on target yet. It’s so powderpuff.

[AFC Leveller]

Xhaka again sets up Atletico for another counter. Fucking hell this guy is stupid as fuck.

[LDG]

2-0 coming up

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Their defending is amazing to be fair. You can tell they've been expertly coached.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't know why Greizemann let us off the hook there, but thanks.

[Goonermerree]

Grissly man taps it in then they get a freekick, what for?

[LDG]

Griezman wide

[Mac76]

wtf has Wenger done to Monreal?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another despairing dive from Ospina.

[Goonermerree]

Why won't Wenger change something? No don't answer that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Greaseman wide with the FK.

[AFC Leveller]

No matter who our CBS are, costa always bullies them.

[LDG]

FFS

[Niall_Quinn]

Still haven't made a decent pass in the final third. Fucked up everything so far.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS too slow Ozil!

[Marc Overmars]

Get onside Ozil you fraud

[Goonermerree]

We were nearly in then, will somebody just shoot.

[Niall_Quinn]

So lazy by Ozil. So lazy.

[AFC Leveller]

I honestly don’t think Atletico are all that, they are there for the taking provided play quick forward football. We just opened them up twice in 2 Minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A masterclass in how to avoid everyone in the box.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucking hell does no one want to shoot in this team?

[Marc Overmars]

Well done Xhaka for having a shot

[Niall_Quinn]

It's not just the widemen though, our strikers are being owned and Madrid haven't broken a sweat.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

We could play against them for ten days straight and not score.

[LDG]

Kos has torn his achilles apparently :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka will get fined for that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka belts it, Oblak saves.

[Munchies]

CHANGE SOMETHING ffs

[Goonermerree]

Mustafi, get it on target.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mustafi clears it. Loves to defend.

[Mac76]

Well done Xhaka for having a shot

and on target too...

[Goonermerree]

CHANGE SOMETHING ffs

I agree. He'll bring somebody on when it's too late

[Marc Overmars]

We just can’t deal with the pressing, lose out every single time

[LDG]

Bellend :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey. Seriously?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Us. :lol:

[Goonermerree]

We're giving the ball away too cheaply

[Marc Overmars]

Get Mkhi on

[Mac76]

if costa had passed to his right then it was a goal, their no 6 was unmarked

[Goonermerree]

Hector you have pace run with the ball not pass it to the keeper from our half.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

2-0 Schlager or something.

Please don't post spoilers in the match threads!

[Niall_Quinn]

68th minute approaching. Possible sub then. Or 72 mins. Or 86 mins. Or maybe he will just let the game drift away without doing a fucking thing.

[LDG]

Mickey coming on

[LDG]

Jesus Christ!

Chambers :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Costa is absolutely shitting on us. Game should be dead

[Goonermerree]

66 minutes and no change, good thing he's leaving.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fucking hell. :faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

We are fucking lucky Greaseman is off the boil tonight.

[LDG]

Wilshere off, Mickey on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bellerin again. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair hauled off, Mkhitaryan on. :bow:

[Goonermerree]

Myki to save us

[Mac76]

there's a plastic bag on the pitch - did Wenger make a substitution?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Don't want to jinx it but CHambers has done well so far tonight conisdering the situation.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mikki on, Jack off.

Should have been Welbeck. We'll be weak as fuck in the middle now, assuming Mikki hasn't been brought on as a CM.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Mkhi saved Utd last year ..... time for him to the same for us this year :pray:

[AFC Leveller]

Fucking ell costa is ripping that defence to shreads

[Goonermerree]

We need two goals to win.

[Mac76]

Mikki on, Jack off.


no ta, i'm pleased about it, but not THAT pleased...

[AFC Leveller]

Laca is now wide left?!?!

[Niall_Quinn]

Saul gets yellow for being an absolute scrote.

[Marc Overmars]

You know who we need?

Giroud

[The Emirates Gallactico]

20 mins to save our season. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saul booked, run at him!

[Marc Overmars]

Not a bad effort from Mkhi

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Corner. One of you cunts pub it in please!

[Goonermerree]

Myki nearly scored, looks the deal already.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ooooooh!

Close.

First time all night we've looked dangerous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mkhitaryan hits it just over.

[Mac76]

Laca is now wide left?!?!

it's so the ace striker that is welbeck can play CF of course...

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Finally someone prepared to shoot!

[Marc Overmars]

Play the ball early for god sake

[Goonermerree]

You know who we need?

Giroud

Ha, ha

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellend fucks up the attack every time he gets the chance. Always backwards, backwards, backwards.

[Goonermerree]

If Welbz had turned to the front he had a clear run at goal.

[Marc Overmars]

If Welbz had turned to the front he had a clear run at goal.

No strikers instinct

[Niall_Quinn]

Why doesn't Monreal go for goal?

Because he knows that useless shit Welbeck will never be there.

[Niall_Quinn]

No strikers instinct

None whatsoever, which is why Wenger is playing him up there.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Is that Nadal?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vitolo off, Correa on.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on, just one clear cut chance. That’s all you have to create

[Goonermerree]

Dive by Costa surely?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Please ..... one of you guys just step up be a hero tonight!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Xhaka finally learning how to be a DM!

[Niall_Quinn]

Greaseman fucking up again. But will he fuck up every time? He'd better, because our lads aren't doing anything to stop him.

[Goonermerree]

Please ..... one of you guys just step up be a hero tonight!

Is it too much to ask?

[LDG]

Costa being a cunt again.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yeah it's not going to happen is it? :(

[Marc Overmars]

Costa trolling the shit out of Mustafi and of course our guy falls for it

[Niall_Quinn]

Mustafi booked for Costa being a cunt.

[Goonermerree]

COME ON ARSENAL

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa and Mustafi booked.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Wenger will always find a way to fuck it up.

Mhiki should have started the game, the world and his dog knew that.

[Mac76]

Costa being a cunt again.

we can hardly complain if they waste time, we've wasted 78 minutes so far

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah it's not going to happen is it? :(

Nope, it situations like this you realise where we’ve regressed so badly over the years. Watching us trying to construct decent passages of play is such a chore.

[fakeyank]

Can we get Nketiah or Gunnersaurus in place of Welbeck?

[Niall_Quinn]

So anyway.

You get the two strikers into the box and then you lump the fucking thing in there. Repeat 10 times. See what happens. What do we have to lose exactly?

[Niall_Quinn]

Fifth time Welbeck has turned attack into defence. Wenger knows.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Can't even keep the ball FFS. How do we expect to score?

[Marc Overmars]

It will have to be a set piece or some sort of pub special. We’re not getting through that defence at all

[Niall_Quinn]

Tip tap.

Tip tap.

Maybe it will work if we get 3 year's extra time.

[LDG]

Costa down :rolleyes:

[Munchies]

oh well

Wenker doesn't deserve a trophy to bow out on

he's a failure

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Too fucking slow every fucking time!!

[Goonermerree]

So anyway.

You get the two strikers into the box and then you lump the fucking thing in there. Repeat 10 times. See what happens. What do we have to lose exactly?

Nothing.

[Niall_Quinn]

10 mins of the Wenger nightmare left to run.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tibbles coming on.

Cuntface off.

[Goonermerree]

Why did we kick the ball out for Costa being down. Grow a pair you lot.

[RomfordPele]

Cheating cunts. Same old, same old.

[Mac76]

let's hope our fans at least had a nice day out in Madrid, otherwise it's been one wasted journey

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa off, Torres on.

[Goonermerree]

Seven minutes left, come on you waste of spaces.

[Mac76]

Torres will score now just to seal the humiliation

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Useless fucking shits. All you had to do was score one goal tonight and you can't even come close to managing that!

[Goonermerree]

Looks like we're conserving energy for extra time.:shrug:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Utterly woeful from Ozil.

[LDG]

Fuck off Monreal

[Niall_Quinn]

We need an act of God now, some outrageous fluke.

Welbeck - you're wanted!

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck this shit man, not even a hint of desperation .

We’re going out limp as hell

[Niall_Quinn]

Monreal's worst game in an Arsenal shirt?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Dear God,

I promise to be a good person if we go through.

Kind Regards,

TEG
:pray:

[KSE Comedy Club]

I have never seen any team that are on the attack play with heir backs to goal ????

I am continuously left utterly fucking speechless by how shit we have become.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Useless from Monreal, how can you be so dumb?

[Munchies]

We need an act of God now, some outrageous fluke.

Welbeck - you're wanted!

:haha:

great post hahaa

[Goonermerree]

We lost this in the first leg, couldn't score against 10 men at home and conceded an away goal.

[Mac76]

i reckon Laca's had about four touches all game

[Goonermerree]

Dear God,

I promise to be a good person if we go through.

Kind Regards,

TEG
:pray:

What he said too.

[Goonermerree]

i reckon Laca's had about four touches all game

I'd forgotten he was on the pitch. Great when your money players show up for the big games.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Atletico fans know it's all over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Wenger just going to see it out?

Sit there?

No hail mary?

Nothing?

[Goonermerree]

Only one sub, I bet we didn't have anyone on the bench.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It was there for us in the first half ..... 80 mins against 10 men and we fuck this up.

[Goonermerree]

I don't know why our lot didn't wear red and white striped shirts.

[Mac76]

chambers nearly gifted them a goal then

[Niall_Quinn]

We slowed it all down again. Went to tip tap mode. Pathetic.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FUCK OFF one of you cunts take a shot!

[Goonermerree]

I'm sick as a pig about this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Only one sub, I bet we didn't have anyone on the bench.

AMN. It was worth a go at least.

[Goonermerree]

Minutes on the clock just get a good ball in the box.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I'm sick as a pig about this.

Keep refreshing this page in the hopes I hear a goal update

[LDG]

FUCKERTY FUCK

[Marc Overmars]

Monreal you fucking cock

[Niall_Quinn]

We never found a man in the box all night.

+3 mins extra

[Goonermerree]

AMN. It was worth a go at least.

He should have been on soon after half time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Monreal must be signing for Atleti in the summer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Utterly useless.

[Niall_Quinn]

Keep refreshing this page in the hopes I hear a goal update

Tip tap.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck off Nacho!

[Goonermerree]

It as though our players just don't know what to do when they get near their box. Haven't for a good while really.

[Marc Overmars]

Dominated the game my arse.

We’ve been dancing to Atleti’s tune

[The Emirates Gallactico]

2 mins left. It's over.

[Niall_Quinn]

So. Did we win on possession?

[Niall_Quinn]

Dominated the game my arse.

We’ve been dancing to Atleti’s tune

No. It's a brave performance. First time this has ever happened.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Dominated the game my arse.

We’ve been dancing to Atleti’s tune

This. They've basically let us play like idiots knowing we'll never penetrate their defence.

[Goonermerree]

What a load o rubbish. What a load o rubbish. I hate them all right now. No one turned up, not one of the overpaid prima donnas.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

A fitting end to Wenger's last decade. Ignominious exit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Thoroughly professional and comfortable performance from Atleti. Utterly predictable outcome. You live in hope but reality bites.

[Goonermerree]

So. Did we win on possession?

We were up at one point.

[LDG]

That is how you see out a one nil win.

That my friends is the difference.

FT END OFF.

Wenger :rose:

[Marc Overmars]

See ya later Wenger.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Just fucking punt it up there you cunts!

[Niall_Quinn]

Aaaaand....

it's over.

We're out.

Who could have guessed?

[Cripps]

Wenger :wave:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucking hell we're shit. Couldn't even score one goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Utter twats.

[RomfordPele]

Such bottle jobs. Every single one of them. We had the openings but choked on the final ball as we have done consistently for the past decade.

Fuck off arsene, you won’t be missed, and please take these pampered cunts with you. I would not be bothered if I don’t see a single one of them in an arsenal shirt next season.

[Goonermerree]

Feck off the lot of you. You are all utter rubbish,

[Goonermerree]

Such bottle jobs. Every single one of them. We had the openings but choked on the final ball as we have done consistently for the past decade.

Fuck off arsene, you won’t be missed, and please take these pampered cunts with you. I would not be bothered if I don’t see a single one of them in an arsenal shirt next season.

This

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm glad we rested all those players for this match.

[Cripps]

LAST EVER GAME WITH WENGER IN EUROPE! :partytime:

[Cripps]

Such bottle jobs. Every single one of them. We had the openings but choked on the final ball as we have done consistently for the past decade.

Fuck off arsene, you won’t be missed, and please take these pampered cunts with you. I would not be bothered if I don’t see a single one of them in an arsenal shirt next season.

:gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't turn up.

A fuck awful team selection - but that's normal.

Fuck awful tactics, played right into Simeone's hands. Typical.

A fucking dreadful performance. Don't think we played a key pass in the final third all night.

Monreal and Bellerin shocking. Fucking dire.

All so horribly predictable.

BUT...

At least we don't get the same shit next year. We may not win, but at least it will be different.

[Mac76]

Fucking hell we're shit. Couldn't even score one goal.

another two hours of our lives wasted - so predictably sh*te

at least we know he's going

[Niall_Quinn]

LAST EVER GAME WITH WENGER IN EUROPE! :partytime:

His record is appalling. He's not a great manager with a record like that at the top level.

[Cripps]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out :lol:

[Cripps]

His record is appalling. He's not a great manager with a record like that at the top level.

He's an awful manager.

[selassie]

Who would have guessed it, we’re out. :rolleyes:

[Goonermerree]

Didn't turn up.

A fuck awful team selection - but that's normal.

Fuck awful tactics, played right into Simeone's hands. Typical.

A fucking dreadful performance. Don't think we played a key pass in the final third all night.

Monreal and Bellerin shocking. Fucking dire.

All so horribly predictable.

BUT...

At least we don't get the same shit next year. We may not win, but at least it will be different.

If you lose trying and fighting you can take a loss, but when you can't remember any of our players doing much, it's a disgrace. Chambers did OK, that's about it.

[Goonermerree]

I feel so angry for the last few years not just tonight

[Master Splinter]

There wasn't even a disastrous mistake or calamitous break-away goal handed to the opposition.

It was more of a testimonial than the United game.

A complete non-event and the Spanish Bolton go through to a final playing in 2nd gear.

[Mac76]

i can't believe Lacca tried a one-two with Welbeck near the end - watching Welbeck really is like watching a sh*t kid in the school playground, he literally can't play football

[Niall_Quinn]

Look! I do not know how we lost that game. We dominated. But we needed little bit luck. We made little bit one mistake and were punished. Yes. The players are down. But we must think about our next game where we battle with Burnley and mathematically 6th is not secure. We must bounce back. If we can win 6th we will do it.

[Cripps]

I feel so angry for the last few years not just tonight

It's overrrr :patrice:

[Goonermerree]

It's overrrr :patrice:

Hooray

[fakeyank]

Atletico has conceded just 18 goals this season in La Liga. With our attack, it'll be a miracle if we score 1.

Final score, 2-0 to Atletico.

Got the final score wrong, but what a genius! :bow: