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McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 04:29 PM
The wanker charts will need repairs after this one.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 05:16 PM
Uruguay: Muslera, Caceres, Gimenez, Godin, Laxalt, Nandez, Torreira, Vecino, Bentancur, Suarez, Cavani.

Subs: Campana, Varela, Sanchez, Rodriguez, De Arrascaeta, Stuani, Gaston Silva, Maxi Pereira, Gomez, Coates, Urreta, Martin Silva.

Portugal: Rui Patricio, Ricardo Pereira, Pepe, Fonte, Guerreiro, Bernardo Silva, William Carvalho, Adrien Silva, Joao Mario, Goncalo Guedes, Ronaldo.

Subs: Lopes, Bruno Alves, Fernandes, Joao Moutinho, Andre Silva, Dias, Bruno Fernandes, Gelson Martins, Mario Rui, Quaresma, Cedric, Beto.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 05:17 PM
Come on Terreria!

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 05:25 PM
Slightly concerned that Torreria is going to boss this game and we'll get usurped by someone else to his signature.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 05:55 PM
They’ve had a whole season of games to check his talent - one game isn’t going to make the slightest bit of difference.

Pretty funny that the camera almost misses him on the line up given he’s such a midget.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:02 PM
How many chances will Cavani miss?

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:02 PM
They’ve had a whole season of games to check his talent - one game isn’t going to make the slightest bit of difference.

Pretty funny that the camera almost misses him on the line up given he’s such a midget.

Nothing wrong with being short :sulk:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:04 PM
Torreira MotM so far.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:04 PM
The cuntery with Pepe has started already. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:05 PM
Little Torreira taking out Ronaldo. :bow:

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:05 PM
Ronaldo gets in a nice early dive.

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 06:05 PM
Torreria takes corners. :unsure:

mkkreuk
30-06-2018, 06:06 PM
torreira already looks stronger than I expected.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:06 PM
Ronaldo shoots, straight at Muslera.

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 06:06 PM
Fucking love that cynical shithousery from Torriera. Just what we need.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:06 PM
Menaldo goes for glory.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:07 PM
Cavani!

Shaqiri Is Boss
30-06-2018, 06:07 PM
How many chances will Cavani miss?

Say it again! Say it again!

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:07 PM
1-0 U R GAY!

Ronaldo :haha:

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 06:07 PM
What a goal!

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:07 PM
Uruguay 1-0 Portugal, CAVANI!!!!!

Me. :haha:

GP
30-06-2018, 06:08 PM
Great goal!

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 06:08 PM
Great goal!

Shaqiri Is Boss
30-06-2018, 06:08 PM
Did he head that, or does it come off his face? :haha:

yeah i know it's part of the head, shut up

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:08 PM
What did Cavani hit that in with? :haha:

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:09 PM
Did he head that, or does it come off his face? :haha:

yeah i know it's part of the head, shut up

Ah. Damn you and your white text :lol:

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 06:09 PM
Came off his fucking shoulder! :lol: Shows how good of a cross that was. Just get contact and you can't miss. Good link up play between Suarez and Cavani.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:11 PM
Fonte heads miles wide!

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 06:11 PM
Time for Cripps' BFF to step up. :popcorn:

Goonermerree
30-06-2018, 06:11 PM
I knew that was going to be a goal as soon as it left Suarez's foot.

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:12 PM
Time for Cripps' BFF to step up. :popcorn:

These boots were made for diving, and that’s just what they’ll do...

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:13 PM
Torreira. :rose:

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 06:14 PM
#PrayForTorreria

Uruguay will lose if he's forced to go off. Calling it now.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:15 PM
Torreira takes good corners.

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 06:15 PM
Torreira takes good corners.

Watch Wenger coach that out of him. Oh wait .....

Goonermerree
30-06-2018, 06:17 PM
They’ve had a whole season of games to check his talent - one game isn’t going to make the slightest bit of difference.

Pretty funny that the camera almost misses him on the line up given he’s such a midget.

Ha, is the little on the one coming to us? How many tiny players have we had over the years?

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:19 PM
Ha, is the little on the one coming to us? How many tiny players have we had over the years?
Least this one won’t get shoved off the ball so easily.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:19 PM
Ronaldo's gonna go it alone says Tyldesley. :faint:

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:21 PM
FK Uruguay :popcorn:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:22 PM
Low freekick from Suarez, Patricio saves.

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:22 PM
Good effort and save

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 06:23 PM
Fucking love that cynical shithousery from Torriera. Just what we need.

As well we must not forget Lichtsteiner who is little bit nutter.

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:27 PM
Uruguay fans (or possibly Portugal ones) “doing an Iceland”! :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:27 PM
Great dive from Cavani.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:29 PM
Our boy doing a job on Ronnie

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:30 PM
Seems a bit unfair for Portugal to have Ganesh on their team.

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:31 PM
Oh here we go :rolleyes:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:31 PM
Freekick to Portugal.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:32 PM
He's such a phallus.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:32 PM
If this was Ronaldo’s 45th attempt at a free kick I’d be more worried.

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:32 PM
Ronaldo :haha:

Doesn’t even clear the wall.

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:33 PM
If this was Ronaldo’s 45th attempt at a free kick I’d be more worried.

:haha:

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 06:33 PM
Torreira with the best clearance of the tournament.

Cripps
30-06-2018, 06:36 PM
Torreira is an absolute beast. Must get.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:40 PM
Uruguay have completely shut out Portugal so far.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:41 PM
Nandez. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:43 PM
Gary Neville is going to go full on eulogising about Uruguay's back line, which in itself is justified but hearing Neville do it. :sick:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:43 PM
Suarez scream. :lol:

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:44 PM
Get up you fanny

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:44 PM
Why is Suarez holding his head?
Get up, you fanny.

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:45 PM
Get up you fanny

:blink:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:45 PM
The pain must have shot up his neck. :lol:

Also, if he is holding his head so much, surely the ref will twig if he doesn't come off for possible concussion?

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 06:45 PM
Torreira is an absolute beast. Must get.

His positioning is so good. Always senses the danger and gets into the right position to snuff it out.

What a bargain!

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 06:47 PM
:blink:

Great word in many ways

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:47 PM
Cavani scuffer.

Back to reality.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 06:48 PM
Uruguay 1-0 Portugal, HT. :bow:

Cripps
30-06-2018, 06:49 PM
Fanny's :bow:

Letters
30-06-2018, 06:50 PM
Great word in many ways
Correct. It was that we both said the same thing

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:09 PM
Godin. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:13 PM
Ronaldo sets up Silva but he completely scuffs it.

Uruguay 1-1 Portugal, Pepe! :sick:

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:13 PM
Of all the lowlifes to score

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 07:14 PM
Fuck it had to be that cretin.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:16 PM
As cynical as it gets from Ricardo.

Shaqiri Is Boss
30-06-2018, 07:20 PM
CAVANNNIIIIIII


What a goal.

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:20 PM
2-1. What a goal!

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:20 PM
Uruguay 2-1 Portugal, CAVANI!!!

What a finish.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:20 PM
Wow

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 07:20 PM
CAVANIIIIII!!!!!!!!

GP
30-06-2018, 07:21 PM
top goal Clive

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 07:21 PM
lol what a screamer.

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 07:22 PM
Beauty. Cavani showing up on the big stage for once.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:22 PM
Uruguay always been the Atleti of the international stage

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:23 PM
Is Ronnie going to bottle another WC knock out game?

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:24 PM
B. Silva pulls it back to a dangerous area but Torreira clears it up. :bow:

Adrien Silva off, Quaresma on.

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 07:26 PM
Cavani showing he can do it on the big stage.

Higuain still missing sitters and out of the tournament.

Higuain :haha:.


Cavani/Higuain debate > Ronaldo/Messi debate.

Goonermerree
30-06-2018, 07:28 PM
I want Portugal to win.

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 07:28 PM
Portugal have no idea what they're doing in the final third.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:28 PM
Muslera fumbles it! How did B. Silva not put it in?

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:28 PM
Keeper and Silva panicked

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 07:29 PM
FFS Beranado Silva!

Goonermerree
30-06-2018, 07:30 PM
I bet this goes to extra time.

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 07:30 PM
Cavani injured.

Cripps
30-06-2018, 07:31 PM
Ronaldo :bow:

What a caring, humble, down to earth man :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:32 PM
Cavani off, Old Man Stuani on.

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 07:33 PM
Diego Forlan finally retired?

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:33 PM
Ref handling this game well

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:33 PM
Ricardo. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:35 PM
Great work from Torreira.

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 07:35 PM
Torreira again :bow:.

Globalgunner
30-06-2018, 07:36 PM
Ronaldo :bow:

What a caring, humble, down to earth man :bow:

Fake!!

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:36 PM
Guerreiro whacks it first time but over it goes.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:36 PM
If we can have an equaliser, a goal a piece in extra time and Portugal out on pens that would be perfect.

Goonermerree
30-06-2018, 07:38 PM
Why do you all want Uruguay to win?

Syn
30-06-2018, 07:39 PM
torreira looks very handy. Been on Ronaldo's case from minute 1.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:39 PM
Why do you all want Uruguay to win?

Portugal have two wankers compared to Uruguay’s one.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:39 PM
B. Silva pulls it back but shinned over from Nandez.

Nandez off, Sanchez on.

The Emirates Gallactico
30-06-2018, 07:41 PM
Slightly concerned that Torreria is going to boss this game and we'll get usurped by someone else to his signature.

:gp:

We better have this fucking wrapped up.

GP
30-06-2018, 07:42 PM
Why do you all want Uruguay to win?

Because Ronaldo is the worlds biggest cunt.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:42 PM
Ronaldo ducks out of the way.

Torreira saving his team again!

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:42 PM
That was some ball - read by our boy.

Cripps
30-06-2018, 07:42 PM
The white Kante :bow:

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:42 PM
Portugal have two wankers compared to Uruguay’s one.

:lol: Fine lines at this level.

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 07:43 PM
Torreira single-handedly keeping a clean sheet.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:43 PM
Mario hauled off, Fernandes on.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:44 PM
:lol: Fine lines at this level.

Every wanker counts.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:46 PM
Have to applaud the ref, he’s let the game flow and not blew for scrappy fouls every five minutes.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:49 PM
Ronaldo slices his shot way wide.

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:49 PM
Ronaldo shot :haha:

Nearly went for a corner

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:51 PM
Rodriguez. :haha:

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:51 PM
Brilliant by Suarez. Rodriguez couldn't get there.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:52 PM
Quaresma booked.

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:52 PM
:haha: Ref doesn't fall for the cheating.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:52 PM
Ronnie suspended for a round he won’t be in.

Great reffing again.

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:53 PM
Ronaldo misses the next match!




What next match?

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 07:53 PM
"Misses next match."

:haha: :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:53 PM
Quaresma blows it.

Portugal players falling down on command.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:54 PM
Brilliant from Muslera.

SMatthews
30-06-2018, 07:54 PM
See ya Ron

Another WC knock out game without a goal.

McNamara That Ghost...
30-06-2018, 07:55 PM
Uruguay 2-1 Portugal, FT!!!!

Ronaldo. :haha:

Did fuck all really.

At least he'll have that hat-trick against Spain.

Pepe. :haha:

Mourinho. :haha:

Torreira. :bow:

Clearly MotM.

Cavani. :good:

Suarez. :doh:

Uruguay the two time winners will just be happy to be in the QF's.

Portugal somehow conspire going out to their inferior South American counterparts.

Portugal should've let Iran through. :(

Cripps
30-06-2018, 07:55 PM
Cripps :haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
30-06-2018, 07:55 PM
"And there's the big loser" :haha:

Fucking hell Clive.

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:56 PM
2-1 FT

Ronaldo :haha:

Fails again at the knockout stage in the biggest tournament. Hardly had a kick.

Cripps :haha: :haha: :haha:

Letters
30-06-2018, 07:56 PM
Cripps :haha:

:lol:

:clap:

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 07:58 PM
Portugal :haha:.

Ronaldo :haha:.

Pepe :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

Figo :haha:.

Nuno Gomes :haha:.

Deco :haha:.

Eder :haha:.

Boa Morte :haha:.

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 08:01 PM
2-1 FT

Ronaldo :haha:

Fails again at the knockout stage in the biggest tournament. Hardly had a kick.

Cripps :haha: :haha: :haha:

This is the same guy that points to Ozil not being able to do it on his own and all those lovely chance creation stats means he's done his job. Double standards.:lol:

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 08:02 PM
Ronaldo's hat-trick against Spain ranks alongside Bale's versus Inter as the most pointless ever.

Goonermerree
30-06-2018, 08:07 PM
:lol: Fine lines at this level.

Very good.

Globalgunner
30-06-2018, 08:07 PM
Pepe.:haha:. Hope he never darkens our screens again at a tournament
Ronnie.....off you pop!

hobson's choice
30-06-2018, 08:08 PM
Great game, physical grown men football from both teams

Master Splinter
30-06-2018, 08:08 PM
Godin, Gimenez, Laxalt and Cavani all superb for U R GAY.

But Torreira clearly MOTM.

A proper nuisance who likes defending but is also good at footy.

Big Weng has done it again.

hobson's choice
30-06-2018, 08:10 PM
Godin and Jimenez:bow::bow:

Globalgunner
30-06-2018, 08:14 PM
Im guessing this is the last we will see of Cripps now his WC is effectively over

Letters
30-06-2018, 08:18 PM
Very good.

Has your TV got to the end of the Portugal game yet? ;)
I won't spoil it if not :d

Letters
30-06-2018, 08:20 PM
This is the same guy that points to Ozil not being able to do it on his own

You're the one implying that Ronaldo did do it all on his own 2 years ago and that them pub-teaming their way to a trophy against poor opposition somehow clearly makes Ronaldo head and shoulders over Messi :lol:

GP
30-06-2018, 08:23 PM
You're the one implying that Ronaldo did do it all on his own 2 years ago and that them pub-teaming their way to a trophy against poor opposition somehow clearly makes Ronaldo head and shoulders over Messi :lol:

Ozil won the World Cup 4 years ago.

Ozil > Messi > Salah > Ramsey > Ronaldo

Özim
30-06-2018, 08:24 PM
Torreira deal not sure anymore apparently, he's an option but negotiations ongoing, looking at alternatives and a guy from Lyon if this falls through which considering his performances so far it could.

Letters
30-06-2018, 08:25 PM
Ozil won the World Cup 4 years ago.

Ozil > Messi > Salah > Ramsey > Ronaldo

:gp:

And Mertesacker did too. And look where they got without him this time:

Mertesacker > Ozil > Messi > Salah > Ramsey > Ronaldo

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 08:29 PM
You're the one implying that Ronaldo did do it all on his own 2 years ago and that them pub-teaming their way to a trophy against poor opposition somehow clearly makes Ronaldo head and shoulders over Messi :lol:

Find where I said Ronaldo did it on his own?

Goonermerree
30-06-2018, 08:55 PM
Has your TV got to the end of the Portugal game yet? ;)
I won't spoil it if not :d

It's OK, Uruguay have just taken the lead.

Letters
30-06-2018, 08:58 PM
It's OK, Uruguay have just taken the lead.

:lol:

Letters
30-06-2018, 09:02 PM
Find where I said Ronaldo did it on his own?



Take Ronaldo out of Portugal and they look just as shit as most of those teams.

:coffee:

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 09:08 PM
:coffee:

Your reading skills are piss poor. I worry for you.

Letters
30-06-2018, 09:12 PM
:pal:

Power n Glory
30-06-2018, 09:21 PM
This is where comprehension skills help.


Also the competition and teams in Euros > copa america.

It continues to get even more impressive.


Iceland, Hungary, Austria, Croatia, Poland, Wales and France.

I think you're overreaching here.


Take Ronaldo out of Portugal and they look just as shit as most of those teams.

Dishonest guy! :lol: Either that you or you really struggle to follow the flow of a debate. It all relates to Portugal never really having a great squad and why they're winning the Euro title is impressive. At no point did anyone say he won it on his own. It relates to the fact that Portugal are much poorer side than most teams, especially Argentina.

Letters
30-06-2018, 09:28 PM
I disagree it's impressive. I've explained why at length in the other thread.
If you disagree then fine, but all your response to that was "but they won it". Not really a response at all.
And IMO it has very little bearing on the Messi vs Ronaldo debate.

Cripps
30-06-2018, 09:31 PM
This is where comprehension skills help.







Dishonest guy! :lol: Either that you or you really struggle to follow the flow of a debate. It all relates to Portugal never really having a great squad and why they're winning the Euro title is impressive. At no point did anyone say he won it on his own. It relates to the fact that Portugal are much poorer side than most teams, especially Argentina.

:gp:

Niall_Quinn
30-06-2018, 09:32 PM
Thank goodness, that cheating cunt Penaldo won't be getting any rewards for his awful antics this time around. Good for the game. Good for sport in general.

Mac76
30-06-2018, 11:31 PM
Was out tonight but recorded and just watched the whole game

Only two things to say really:

Cavani :clap:

Ronaldo :haha: :haha:

Marc Overmars
01-07-2018, 12:05 AM
Ronaldo. :haha:

Portugal. :haha:

Mac76
01-07-2018, 08:33 AM
Thank goodness, that cheating cunt Penaldo won't be getting any rewards for his awful antics this time around. Good for the game. Good for sport in general.

He was unbelievably selfish in that game, kept trying to shoot through a gang of defenders instead of passing

Suarez may be a cheat but even he knows you should pass if it creates a better opportunity

I am invisible
01-07-2018, 08:33 AM
If Portugal ever put together a WC winning team, I'd put money on a 50/60/70 year old Ronaldo coming out of retirement to play the last 30 seconds of the final and "win" his medal...

Power n Glory
01-07-2018, 09:29 AM
He was unbelievably selfish in that game, kept trying to shoot through a gang of defenders instead of passing

Suarez may be a cheat but even he knows you should pass if it creates a better opportunity

That pass from Suarez to Cavani was inch perfect. Only a miracle goal would have got Portugal through in that game. They were clueless in the final third. Basic stuff falling flat. I can understand why Ronaldo was trying to go for it. It looks bad when you're greedy but the criticism is much worse if you're a passenger in the big games.

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-07-2018, 09:37 AM
It's hard to blame a striker for taking shots, especially when the alternative was Bernardo Silva missing an open goal or Fernandes smashing over from 50 yards when you had 3 in the box.

Suarez is a horrible, horrible, horrible bastard. And I love him.

Goonermerree
01-07-2018, 10:14 AM
That pass from Suarez to Cavani was inch perfect. Only a miracle goal would have got Portugal through in that game. They were clueless in the final third. Basic stuff falling flat. I can understand why Ronaldo was trying to go for it. It looks bad when you're greedy but the criticism is much worse if you're a passenger in the big games.

I think the pass from Cavani to Surez for his pass to cavani was pretty good too.

Mac76
01-07-2018, 11:29 AM
It's hard to blame a striker for taking shots, especially when the alternative was Bernardo Silva missing an open goal or Fernandes smashing over from 50 yards when you had 3 in the box.

Suarez is a horrible, horrible, horrible bastard. And I love him.

thought he played really well for his team last night, apart from all the clutching-his-head-and-rolling-around nonsense of course...

Mac76
01-07-2018, 11:30 AM
I think the pass from Cavani to Surez for his pass to cavani was pretty good too.

The pass of the tournament so far IMO

Letters
01-07-2018, 07:11 PM
If Portugal ever put together a WC winning team, I'd put money on a 50/60/70 year old Ronaldo coming out of retirement to play the last 30 seconds of the final and "win" his medal...

And then Cripps will post how that proves he's the GOAT :lol:

Coney
01-07-2018, 07:23 PM
And then Cripps will post how that proves he's the GOAT :lol:

I thought it was Adebayor who had the goat.

Cripps
01-07-2018, 08:28 PM
By then the goonersweb banner will feature me in it for the lifetime service I'll have given to the forum :bow:

Letters
01-07-2018, 08:30 PM
By then the goonersweb banner will feature me in it for the lifetime service I'll have given to the forum :bow:

By that I'm assuming that means you'll be dead by then? :pray:




:run:

Cripps
01-07-2018, 08:33 PM
<_<