Croatia v Denmark, 19:00 BST, ITV.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Have to support my work sweepstakers. :bow:

[SMatthews]

Over to you Denmark

[The Emirates Gallactico]

https://i.imgur.com/Mhax3YP.jpg

[SMatthews]

Someone out of Colombia, Croatia, Switzerland, Sweden, England, Russia or Denmark is going to be in the World Cup final.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

O'Neill, Bilic and Dixon in the studio.

Clattenburg, just answer the question mate - we don't need to make a courtroom drama out of it.

[SMatthews]

Martin O’Neill. The King of international pub football criticising the Russian aesthetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bilic gives Pougatch the fingers. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

That idiot Sam Matterface doing commentary for this. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Denmark are already holding the World Cup.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville on co-commentary. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Croatia 0-1 Denmark, JORGENSEN!!!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Subasic chucked it in. :bow:

[Letters]

Scrappy :lol: . 'Keeper has to save that.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Jesus Christ this World Cup ...

[Letters]

1-1 :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

What a brilliant goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Croatia 1-1 Denmark, MANDZUKIC!! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Where's MO?

[Letters]

3 minutes in and already more entertainment than 120 minutes of Russia vs Spain :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Kind of missed both goals as I was trying to make a cuppa during it.

Me :doh:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Thomas Delaney? :unsure:


Did some Irish guy get lost in Denmark?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Croatia, very close to the pelanty box.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Perisic hits the wall and goes out for a corner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mandzukic diving.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rakitic with a stunning pass out of play when the other option was passing to his teammate 2 yards away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Braithwaite sliding in but a bit of a scuffer, Subasic saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chaos in Denmark's box!

Schmeichel saving twice but fumbling twice.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Bray Wyatt fans are Croatians.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren somehow heads it wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mandzukic recovers from another sudden death.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 HT.

[Letters]

Think this game might have peaked too early!

[Globalgunner]

Think this game might have peaked too early!

Its all gone downhill after the first 3 mins

[Master Splinter]

Denmark missing Dennis Bendtner tbfh.

[Goonermerree]

Great last 16 games until the last two. Brazil/Mexico could be more 'emotional'.

[Master Splinter]

When is someone going to tell Gary Neville that honest does not mean being selfless and hardworking?

Selfless and hardworking are the words he's looking for.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Braithwaite. :haha:

What a chance, just needed a simple cut-back really.

[SMatthews]

One for the cameras by Kasper

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cornelius off, Jorgensen on.

[Master Splinter]

Matterface has never shut the fuck up in his life.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

One of the good referring improvements of this WC is clamping down on players who deliberately try to handle/pick up the ball before a foul has been awarded in order to try and influence the ref.

Good to see some free kicks being awarded for handball instead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brozovic off, Kovacic on.

Kovacic should've started.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jorgensen should've buried it, hits it straight at Subasic!

[Goonermerree]

This is a snoozefest.:sleep:

[Master Splinter]

Croatia have no idea what they're doing.

A massive let-down from them again so far.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crap from Eriksen.

[Globalgunner]

Playing for pens already

[Goonermerree]

Both sides are wetting their shorts with the thought of meeting Russia next and neither wants to lose. Extra time and penalties coming up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Modric. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rebic shoots but easy for Schmeichel.

[Goonermerree]

It would make it more exciting if it's still level after extra time if they totted up corners won or shots on target. At least sides would go for it a bit more. This type of game spoils big tournaments. Both of yesterdays games were fantastic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Strinic off, Pivaric on.

[SMatthews]

It would make it more exciting if it's still level after extra time if they totted up corners won or shots on target. At least sides would go for it a bit more. This type of game spoils big tournaments. Both of yesterdays games were fantastic.

It’s two functional teams without a decent striker between them. On paper it looked a midfield slog and that’s what we’ve got.

[Marc Overmars]

This game is awful.

[Master Splinter]

This is a Sky Sports Super Monday Evening Brighton v Burnley special.

[Master Splinter]

Denmark's Delap of course plays in the Championship.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rakitic shoots but goes wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Braithwaite spoons the volley. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 FT.

[Letters]

This game is awful.

It's a bit unfortunate that the best bit of it was the first 5 minutes.
Since then, bit of a snoozefest.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Knudsen should've been Knutsen and gone down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Denmark are dominating.

Doing it for Lord Bendtner. :bow:

Perisic off, Kramaric on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Delaney off, Krohn-Delhi on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schone sends it miles wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schmeichel just tips behind from a deflected cross off Kramaric.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Awful corner from Modric. You expect so much better from him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Modric dancing his way to HT.

Still 1-1

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pace, pace, pace.

That's the only speed related trait in existence.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Braithwaite hauled off, Sisto on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sisqo curls it but wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mandzukic off, Badelj on.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Cisco systems :bow::bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zanka had to take him out, saved a goal possibly!

Pelanty as it is.

[Letters]

Pel :popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

That has to be a red?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zanka misses the next match.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Thought Kramairc could have scored.

If they miss this pelanty now ....

[Marc Overmars]

Great ball from Modric

[LDG]

How is that not a red card?

[Goonermerree]

That has to be a red?

I thought so too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did get the ball but it's a tackle from behind so irrelevant.

[Letters]

SAVED!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Modric has it saved!

How far was he off his line? :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Saved!!!

[Goonermerree]

Saved

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zanka. :bow:

What a legendary display of shithousery. Up there with Suarez in 2010.

[Letters]

They isn't a brilliant save, commentators. It was just a poor pel.

[SMatthews]

Modric you plank

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS. Krameric you berk!

Could have put it in himself had he really wanted. Chose the easy option.

[Marc Overmars]

Zanka. :bow:

What a legendary display of shithousery. Up there with Suarez in 2010.

Had to be done. If Denmark go through now he’s a bloody hero.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville has to be the worst commentator in the business. How is conceding a perfectly legitimate penalty "unlucky"? The cunt was almost in tears before the kick was taken.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Had to be done. If Denmark go through now he’s a bloody hero.

He's my hero, my work sweepstakers are still alive. :scarf:

Croatia love the ET matches that are a drag but go bonkers right at the end.

[Master Splinter]

Modric :haha:.

And also Rebic :haha:, for not scoring.

Zanka :bow:. Likely to overtake that bald guy from Aqua as the the most celebrated Dane of all time.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Denmark will win this on pelanties now. Croatia's spirit has been broken.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kramaric combs it in to the Kremlin.

[Goonermerree]

Penalties

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also, Modric...

Once a Spud...

1-1 FT.

Pelanties again!

[Marc Overmars]

Croatia are always given the dark horse tag at tournaments but they’re actually fairly underwhelming.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now Neville "analyses" the pen and can't even spot the keeper 5 yards off his line before it was taken. Instead he goes on about the keeper's "huge personality." It's all hype with these pundits, always looking to find the sensational angle. Can't just report on the game.

FT 1-1

Excellent game. Proper football.

2 honest teams, 22 men. What a blessed relief. Not a Spaniard, frog or diving Portuguese in sight. Just sportsmen giving it 100%. Not the most gifted, but certainly the most honest. Whichever of these two wins now deserves it. Shame they both can't go through.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

If both Croatia & Spain go out then the winner of the Colombia vs England match must be licking their lips.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDpx9GGH79I

3:30. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen up first.

[Master Splinter]

Schmeichel will save a couple I think.

[Cripps]

Now Neville "analyses" the pen and can't even spot the keeper 5 yards off his line before it was taken. Instead he goes on about the keeper's "huge personality." It's all hype with these pundits, always looking to find the sensational angle. Can't just report on the game.

FT 1-1

Excellent game. Proper football.

2 honest teams, 22 men. What a blessed relief. Not a Spaniard, frog or diving Portuguese in sight. Just sportsmen giving it 100%. Not the most gifted, but certainly the most honest. Whichever of these two wins now deserves it. Shame they both can't go through.

About halfway through that post your antidepressants kicked in.

[Goonermerree]

If both Croatia & Spain go out then the winner of the Colombia vs England match must be licking their lips.

We'll have another bore fest, nobody wanting to lose.

[Letters]

Spurs :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen hits the post!

Who are the Spuds in this match?

[Goonermerree]

Ha, ha, ha. Missed it!!!

[Master Splinter]

Another Spud misses :haha:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's amazing that they always know when a player will miss.

But only ever after.

[Letters]

:haha: 0-0!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schmeichel saves again!

Badelj. :haha:

[Goonermerree]

Casper to the rescue.

[SMatthews]

And the Spud bottles it.

This is going to be 1-0 on pens

[Marc Overmars]

Awful penalty

[Master Splinter]

Schmeichel > Schmeichel.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

No one wants to score!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kjaer smashes it in!

[Goonermerree]

I want Denmark to win, which means they'll probably lose.

[Letters]

That's more like it!
1-0 Denmark

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's amazing that they always know when a player will miss.

But only ever after.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Bupc_sE4g

[Cripps]

Spurs:haha:

[Letters]

1-1

[Goonermerree]

What's Casper complaining about.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Kramaric rolls it in.

Schmeichel whining about the shit somebody else gets up to during a pel.

[SMatthews]

Kasper can be proud he’s as much of a prick as his dad

[Letters]

2-1. Pels are getting better.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 Denmark, Krohn-Delhi!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Modric up again, fair fucks.

[Goonermerree]

Modric will score

[Munchies]

cmon Denmark

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Modric makes it 2-2!

[Letters]

What's Casper complaining about.

Claiming that the player stopped on the run up, which he didn't really.

Modric scores this time. :lol: Just.
2-2

[Letters]

Saved!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Scone has it saved.

You berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

My boys are heading out. :(

[Goonermerree]

That goalie was off his line before the kick too

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pivaric has it saved!

[Letters]

Saved agan! :haha:

[Goonermerree]

Saved. Goalies providing the entertainment.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Schemeical is godlike here.

[Letters]

Oh FFS :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jorgensen fucks it up going down the middle!

[Goonermerree]

Oh god

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rakitic up to win it. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Croatia go through!

[Goonermerree]

Barstewards

[Letters]

Schmeichal :haha:

Schmeichal :haha:

Bacon :haha:

[Goonermerree]

Grown men in the crowds crying everytime their teams goes out. 'Cept the Argies, they were crying before.

[Master Splinter]

Eriksen out-Spuds Modric to send his team out.

Spurs :haha:.

Subasic :bow: :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Croatia win it. Hard luck Denmark, great effort.

Enjoyed that.

And Neville you absolute twat.

[Goonermerree]

Modric will sleep tonight now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bilic and MON hate each other. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Feel for Schmeichel after that. Some dreadful penalties from his teammates.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Probably better for the tournament that Croatia go through. Can't have too many big names going out.

[Goonermerree]

Feel for Schmichael after that. Some dreadful penalties from his teammates.

Yeh, he deserved better.

[SMatthews]

Feel for Schmeichel after that. Some dreadful penalties from his teammates.

Maybe he can get the boss sacked again

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bendtner would have score a pelanty!

[Niall_Quinn]

Feel for Schmeichel after that. Some dreadful penalties from his teammates.

Both keepers, bar 1 pen each, came about 5 yards off their lines before the kick was taken. Very lenient ref. But only 2 real saves in there, with the rest being smothers. Both great saves though.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Schmeichel > De Gea based on this tournament tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ITV have pissed off Bilic. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Billic seems to hate working for ITV :lol:

[Cripps]

If England win the world cup it won't count because their route to the final would have been Colombia, Switzerland/Sweden and Russia/Croatia :sulk:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah, pick out all the crap teams. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

If England win the world cup it won't count because their route to the final would have been Colombia, Switzerland/Sweden and Russia/Croatia :sulk:

England have no chance at all of winning, regardless of the route. Once their bye through to the quarters is up they'll have to face fairly competent opponents and they simply don't have the tools to compete at that level. It's not assured they'll get past Columbia.

[Letters]

Yeah, pick out all the crap teams. :lol:

:haha:

[Mac76]

Recorded this and just watched it - seemed a bit stodgy after the early goals, i fast-forwarded a bit.

Glad Croatia won

Anyway...

Denmark :haha:

Eriksen :haha:

Schmeichel :haha:

Schmeichel's dad :haha:

[Mac76]

Feel for Schmeichel after that. Some dreadful penalties from his teammates.

I don't

He's an arse and so's his dad

F**k em

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I don't

He's an arse and so's his dad

F**k em

:gp: