Colombia v England, 19:00 BST, ITV.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Road to Glory starts here. :bow:

Ospina. :bow:

Welbeck. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Haven't been this emotionally invested in an England match for yonkers. Sign of the times and the improvement that's been made.


Come on England. :bow::bow:

Bring it home!

[Letters]

It's coming home tbh.

[Cripps]

Big nose :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I know it's silly but I'm genuinely worried about the ITV jinx tbh.


Really wish this game was on the Beeb.

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Big nose :bow:

That's not Letter's nose tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ITV's programme is on now.

And the hypefest begins!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Colombia: Ospina; Arias, D. Sanchez, Mina, Mojica; Lerma, Barrios, C. Sanchez; Cuadrado, J. Quintero; Falcao.

England: Pickford; Stones, Maguire, Walker; Trippier, Young, Lingard, Henderson; Dele, Sterling; Kane.

No James at all.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville, Wrighty and Dixon are in the studio.

They've dropped the four pundits nonsense now.

[Globalgunner]

Neville, Wrighty and Dixon are in the studio.

They've dropped the four pundits nonsense now.

Neville contains enough Bull for 2 anyway

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All talking about Kane being a Ballon d'Or winner. :lol:

Won't be happening whilst he is at the Spuds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Braun Strowman is there. :bow:

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Why Giggs? Says nothing useful and he's not even English.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyldesley. :haha:

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Ospina's singing. :bow:

Channelling Buffon.

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Trippier's singing. :blink:

[Globalgunner]

Not a single likeable character amongst the England 11

[SMatthews]

All talking about Kane being a Ballon d'Or winner. :lol:

Won't be happening whilst he is at the Spuds.

Six years. What a clown.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Six years. What a clown.

It's ambitious, I'll give him that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy freekick, Ospina punches it away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well claimed Ospina. :bow:

[GP]

Trippier has the weirdest hairline.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I literally refresh GW whenever England get a set piece because Maccy is faster than my stream.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barrios nearly ballsed it up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sexy flick from Cuadrado.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great cross from Trippier, Kane head, stretching on to the roof of the net it goes.

[Mac76]

Commentators really soft on kane, he could have scored that header

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great tackling from Mojica, awful ball passing it out though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Colombia lack little bit out ball with three defensive players in the middle and no James.

Bacca or Muriel (:haha:) may be needed if it stays like this.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mojica. :haha:

Falcao needed to hit it first time.

[Master Splinter]

Mojica sends it to Azerbaijan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker did well there, England were a little bit exposed.

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Hoddle. :lol:

Racist.

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Mina. :bow:

[SMatthews]

England don’t seem overawed by the occasion for once.

[Mac76]

Trippier, dirty cheating spud

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mina comes in as a wall to deny Sterling.

[SMatthews]

Sterling has an uncanny ability to do one or two things extremely well before fucking it up when it matters.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Quintero. :haha:

[Mac76]

England throw in :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hang on.

Lothar Matthaus there on the invite of Fifa, as a Legend. Fair enough.

But he was sat next to Wes Brown :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane hacked down, freekick in a dangerous area.

[Globalgunner]

Kane hacked down, freekick in a dangerous area.

He fely contact . Ergo, he went down

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson gets an unclean headbutt.

[Mac76]

Henderson does a neymar

[Cripps]

How is that a yellow?! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barrios only gets the yellow for it!

If only VAR was there for the 2006 final. :ninja:

[GP]

The fuck is Henderson doing??

[SMatthews]

Should be a penalty then, surely?

Dirty, cheating Colombians as usual.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hang on.

Lothar Matthaus there on the invite of Fifa, as a Legend. Fair enough.

But he was sat next to Wes Brown :lol:

Part of the Golden Generation.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tripper too Spursy.

[Mac76]

Trippier :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Will they treat Henderson like Neymar for pretending he got headbutted in the face?

Will Maguire be called a disgrace by the Neville twins for making the nasty VAR sign?

Dark arts from England surely.

[Mac76]

Should be a penalty then, surely?

Dirty, cheating Colombians as usual.

How are things at Racial Stereotypes R Us these days?

[SMatthews]

How are things at Racial Stereotypes R Us these days?

Mind that halo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane goes for goal miles out but wide it goes.

Fight fight fight!

[GP]

How are things at Racial Stereotypes R Us these days?

You think that's bad? The Sun went with a cocaine pun.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling decks Mina, no face holding from Mina. :bow:

[Mac76]

K**t :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Will they treat Henderson like Neymar for pretending he got headbutted in the face?

Will Maguire be called a disgrace by the Neville twins for making the nasty VAR sign?

Dark arts from England surely.

lol I know it's fashionable to be anti-England but they're nowhere close to being similar.

[Mac76]

Usual moronic singing of the nashnall anfum...

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Hairyass. :bow:

Quintero combs it but Pickford well behind it and held it for once.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shinguard skies it. :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Quintero`s feet need to go to Specsavers

[Cripps]

Bye Alli :wave:

[Mac76]

Walli hurt - pity...

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Alli done.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli to come off, time for Welbz. :bow:

[Mac76]

Falcao does what we'd all love to do to alli :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Alli injured in his most valuable spot

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. :popcorn:

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c55-KbNcXKE

[Master Splinter]

lol I know it's fashionable to be anti-England but they're nowhere close to being similar.

Isn't that exactly what the imbecile pundits would say if Colombian players were rolling around and making VAR signs?

I'm not being fashionable by pointing out hypocrisy.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Isn't that exactly what the imbecile pundits would say if Colombian players were rolling around and making VAR signs?

I'm not being fashionable by pointing out hypocrisy.

Neymar's reaction was far more pathetic despite the foul on him being far less severe.

[SMatthews]

Dirty, cheating Colombians again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

IAI might get his request for a bloodbath in this upcoming half.

Clattenburg telling us something we've known for about half an hour.

[Cripps]

Shinguard skies it. :haha:

Shinguard :lol:

[Mac76]

Alli injured in his most valuable spot

Hopefully it means he can't have kids

[Master Splinter]

Hopefully it means he can't have kids

I thought N_Q was banned?

[Mac76]

Ridiculous 'analysis' ignoring that colombia can actually pass it around and absorbed england pressure well

[Master Splinter]

Gary Neville should surely be proud of a team using everything other than their footballing skills to level the playing field against a superior opponent?

[Master Splinter]

"Kintaro" now. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is Hoddle pissed?

[Mac76]

Seriously, did someone cut off the top of trippier's head just to check if there's a brain inside? it looks like it...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barrios. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arias booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Someone call Tyldseley the wahmbulance.

[SMatthews]

Haha

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to England!

Sanchez booked.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Kane :bow:

Footballers are stupid.

[Master Splinter]

Absolutely moronic from Villa legend Carlos Sanchez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Colombia players scuffing up the spot. :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Pen
Kane as usual
The only way England were going to score TBF

[SMatthews]

Epic cheating going on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson should be off.

[Mac76]

Henderson headbutt - red card surely everyone...?

[SMatthews]

Shame Henderson missed tbf.

[GP]

Henderson headbutt - red card surely everyone...?

strangely quiet

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Colombia 0-1 England, Kane!

Ospina. :(

[Cripps]

It's ours:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stones kicks Falcao in the head!

[SMatthews]

Kick him properly at least if you're going to do it.

[Master Splinter]

He's going to win the Golden Boot with 15 pelanties, 2 headers and a fluke.

[Mac76]

Sanchez gifting england a goal, there's no way they were scoring otherwise, england on such a banter run :rolleyes:

[Globalgunner]

saintly England committing atrocities on the pitch and getting away with it

[Mac76]

Chewbacca coming on

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Cartel going to be after Sanchez if they lose now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lerma off, Chewy on!

[Mac76]

Walli :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Colombia going mental. :haha:

[SMatthews]

Falcao haha

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great dive from Maguire.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chewy booked. :lol:

[Mac76]

Chewie booked :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[Cripps]

Is Maguire good at anything apart from squaring up to someone and acting the hard man?

[Mac76]

Colombia need to sub barrios quick or they'll be down to ten

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Is Maguire good at anything apart from squaring up to someone and acting the hard man?

He's not bad tbh. Never going to be world class but can be solid in the right setup. Same thing with our very own Chambers.

[Mac76]

Young in pain - pity...

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Haven't had the customary Ospina injury yet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lingard booked.

Who is getting the red? :popcorn:

[Mac76]

Shinguard dirty moan u c**t

[SMatthews]

Haven't had the customary Ospina injury yet.

His team mates have got his back this time.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lingard booked.

Who is getting the red? :popcorn:

Welbeck.

[Globalgunner]

Lingaard pleading his innocence

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbeck.

Welbz. :bow:

Representing Arsenal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bollocks from Lingard, he only needed to square it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maguire header, over it goes.

[GP]

Kane loves a dive

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great tackle on Lingard.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Losing control here. Southgate needs to make subs.

[Cripps]

He's not bad tbh. Never going to be world class but can be solid in the right setup. Same thing with our very own Chambers.

He's limited, slow and has been nervy in the tournament.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

C. Sanchez finally hauled off, Uribe on.

[GP]

C. Sanchez :bow:

Best Sanchez to ever play in the premier league.

[Mac76]

Losing control here. Southgate needs to make subs.

Yeah welbz should do it - for colombia that is...

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS anyone but Dier. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli hauled off, Dier on.

[Mac76]

One spud off, another on.. Straight swap - c**t for c**t

[Cripps]

:faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuadrado. :haha:

What a tit.

Walker. :haha:

Awful.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Walker's shit.

He always has been. Nothing more than an athlete.

[Master Splinter]

Cuadrado is so shit.

[Mac76]

Walker :haha:

[GP]

Walker :doh:

Get Walker-Peters on.

[Globalgunner]

Lingard, dives as usual

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Falcao flops at it.

[Mac76]

Such bullshit about henderson, falcao beat him but messed up the header

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Falcao shoots but easy for Pickford.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling off, Vardy on.

Quintero off, Muriel on. :bow:

[Mac76]

Sterling off, gyppo on

[Master Splinter]

Muriel on to shore up England's defence.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Is Vardy going to have a party?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

There will be a lot of added time presumably.

[Mac76]

Hoddle compares k**t to suarez and thinks it's a compliment :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[GP]

'It's a good result, away from home'

They're all away from home, thicko.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a save from Pickford to deny Uribe!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Colombia 1-1 England, MINA!!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

MINAAAAA!!!

[Cripps]

:faint:

[Mac76]

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Trippier you twat just belt it away!

[SMatthews]

Tripper haha

[Thierrymon]

But its coming home....

[Globalgunner]

England pubbing their way to glory...or maybe not.
Extra time beckons

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mina has cock problems.

[GP]

Mina has cock problems.

same

[SMatthews]

This is one of the great Sunday league games

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuadrado is terrible.

Colombia 1-1 England, FT!

:haha:

ET it is.

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FFS.

Southgate you coward.

[Letters]

:ilt:

[Mac76]

England were only winning because they're better cheats than colombia, just so little to be proud of it's laughable :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Apart from that 10-minute early burst against Tunisia, have England created a decent chance from open play?

They've mastered the art of getting grappled in the box pretty well though tbf.

[Cripps]

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville's tears incoming. :cloud9:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

That Dier sub. :doh:

What a fucking dumb move.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's time for Welbz to come on.

[Master Splinter]

Ospina's presence in the box led to the goal :bow:.

[Mac76]

Young puts the studs in, what a nice lad

[Master Splinter]

Youngy should be off.

[SMatthews]

Should be a red for Young.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barrios and Youngy both realised they made contact with the other and both delay in going down because of it. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clumsy from Dier, not that he shows anything else.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chewy nearly in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Chewy.

Extremely biased against wookiees.

[Mac76]

England get away with it again, so banter

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane drops it in, to nobody.

[Letters]

This is painful :upset:

[Mac76]

If this england team win the world cup, football is dead and buried

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bacca header blocked at source really, corner it is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy off, :rose: on.

Where's Welbz?

[Mac76]

Rose coming on - just how many c**ts do we have in this squad?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Falcao just dropped the Ashes!

[Cripps]

England running out of gas.

[Mac76]

Stones :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Thrown this all away. THe game was there to win!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Whose cross was that?

He deserves shooting...oh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muriel barely touched him.

Hoddle. :haha:

Embarrassing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 HT in ET!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Abysmal stuff.

Seems like England are playing for pelanties by the looks of it. Not even a sniff.

[Cripps]

Mental strength :bow:

[Mac76]

Thrown this all away. THe game was there to win!

Don't worry, falcao might not miss next time ;)

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So much for the extra days worth of rest. Our players look exhausted.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cambiasso! :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Knew this was going to happen when I found out this game was going to be on ITV.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Second half of ET begins. :popcorn:

What a chance for Vardy, offside or not.

[Mac76]

Vardy, good back pass

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muriel showing his quality. :sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stones and Trippier. :haha:

[Mac76]

Stones :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How many times has Stones fucked up today?

[Mac76]

Nice from pickford

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We never said it would be easy.

Er 'easy side of the draw'?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We still have some Vardy dives to unleash I guess.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker boots it out of play, then falls down.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Could do with an Ospina fuck up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lingard can't trap a bag of cement.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Came off him a little bit?

It bounced back about 15 yards.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose just shaves the post!

[Mac76]

Rose :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker off, Rashford on.

No Welbz. :censored:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great covering from Barrios!

[Mac76]

Walker off, Rashford on.

No Welbz. :censored:

Even southgate's not that stupid...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Decent chance for Dier, he Spursy though.

[Cripps]

Dier you idiot

[Mac76]

Dire :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arias off, Zapata on.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I remember the days when we were linked to Zapata :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Welbz is England's leading scorer and the only one to be trusted at this level.

Makes sense to leave him on the bench in this situation.

He'd also help in carrying and holding on to the ball.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dier gives away a corner.

Or not, somehow.

[Cripps]

Dier has an absolute meathead

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Literally called it when he came on that he would fuck things up for us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuadrado booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ospina with the telling contribution.

And there is the Ospina death!

[Globalgunner]

Cuadrado booked.

Takes out Rose. First decent thing he`s done all game

[McNamara That Ghost...]

One minuted added on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mojica. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 FT in ET!

It's time for pelanties! :haha:

[Letters]

Pels :ilt:

[Thierrymon]

England are really good at penalties.

[Cripps]

England have never won a penalty shootout at the World Cup.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Penalties.

So England are out then. Congratulations Colombia.

[Globalgunner]

Pens.
England expects

[Cripps]

Ospina vs Pickford

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Has Ospina ever saved a pelanty for us?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pickford is normally very good at penalties, tbf. :popcorn:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Pickford is normally very good at penalties, tbf. :popcorn:

You trying to jinx m8. :threaten:

[Mac76]

Tbf pickford is the only england player i have any respect for whatsoever

[Mac76]

Has Ospina ever saved a pelanty for us?

More than Cech i'm sure, but then Cack's only saved one