Champions League Draw, 17:00 BST.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli diving.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Peter Walton thinks Jenas talks bollocks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-0 Porto, Keita.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-0 Porto, Firmino.

:rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Otamendi header, straight at Lloris.

Trippier is dead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son combs it, not far wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mahrez is useless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son shoots early, Ederson saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane has fucked himself trying to injure Delph. :lol:

[SMatthews]

Bye bye Kane see you next season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas Moura on for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mahrez booked for being a scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great dive from Walker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero hauled off, Jesus on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Delph whacks it, wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son injured? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Son, so no. :doh:

[Thierrymon]

Fucksake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Winks off, Wanyama on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli off, Llorente on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pep is bringing Sane and De Bruyne on with 88 minutes gone.

:wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Six added minutes.

VAR. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 FT. FFS Citeh.

[RomfordPele]

No idea what Guardiola was doing in that game.

To wait until 88 mins to bring on de Bruyne and to sub off Aguero for Jesus...absolute madness!

If he picks the right team they’ll still crush spurs at home, but he’s given them a chance.

[Marc Overmars]

:sick:

Come on City FFS.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wednesday, 10th April 2019
Ajax v Juventus, 20:00
Manchester United v Barcelona, 20:00

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rio, Hargreaves and Boring Larsson are in the studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Manchester United: De Gea, Young, Smalling, Lindelof, Dalot, McTominay, Fred, Pogba, Shaw, Rashford, Lukaku.
Subs: Romero, Jones, Rojo, Herrera, Lingard, Mata, Martial.

Barcelona: Ter Stegen, Semedo, Pique, Lenglet, Alba, Rakitic, Busquets, Coutinho, Arthur, Suarez, Messi.
Subs: Cillessen, Dembele, Malcolm, Roberto, Vidal, Umtiti, Alena.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ajax: Onana, Veltman, De Ligt, Blind, Tagliafico, Schone, De Jong, Ziyech, Van den Beek, Neres, Tadic.
Subs: Varela, Kristensen, Sinkgraven, Huntelaar, Magallan, Dolberg, Ekkelenkamp.

Juventus: Szczesny, Cancelo, Bonucci, Rugani, Alex Sandro, Bentancur, Pjanic, Matuidi, Bernardeschi, Mandzukic, Ronaldo.
Subs: Perin, De Sciglio, Khedira, Dybala, Douglas Costa, Kean, Spinazzola.

[Globalgunner]

Rio, Hargreaves and Boring Larsson are in the studio.

Not the Swede?

[Globalgunner]

Ashley Young looking like hes gonna kick someone tonight

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not the Swede?

That's who I meant.

Come on Messi. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Busquets letting McTominay know he was there. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rashford freekick, hammered but wide it goes.

[Globalgunner]

Young with his first nasty tackle of the day

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy wipes Coutinho out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi belts it to nobody. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Suarez.

What a cross from Messi. :bow:

[SMatthews]

Ole :lol:

Make it an absolute hammering please.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

VAR will give the goal?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-1 Barcelona, SUAREZ!!!!

Messi. :cloud9:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Actually it's a SHAW OG!!! :haha:

[Globalgunner]

VAR gives it. rightly so

[Master Splinter]

Don't take it easy now Barcelona.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Busquets booked.

Pogba. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fred. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shaw booked, misses the second leg. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Shaw's belly stopping Messi there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jordi Alba with a horrendous pub touch.

[Master Splinter]

Youngy :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jordi Alba's last ditch diving interception. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McTominay diving.

That's alright from Smalling is it? :blink:

[Globalgunner]

Haven't anyone learnt that it doesnt pay to make Messi angry

[SMatthews]

That's alright from Smalling is it? :blink:

I know. F unbelievable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Busquets close to getting a red now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy. :lol:

What's he doing out there?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great clearance from Dalot!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jordi Alba motorboats Youngy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McManaman. :lol:

So biased against Barca.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ajax 0-1 Juventus, Ronaldo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez scuffer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 HT. Disappointing for Barcelona to be losing having not conceded.

[SMatthews]

Ole heading for his fifth defeat in six games.

How long’s that contract?

[SMatthews]

Utd being handed the half time pressing award.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ajax 1-1 Juventus, Neres!

[GP]

Ajax 1-1 Juventus, Neres!

Great goal!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I've had to turn the sound down, I can't take any more of McManaman.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi gets squashed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rashford. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi boots it out of play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez hits the side netting, should've done better.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arthur off, Sergi Roberto on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea saves from Jordi Alba nearpost.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku off, Martial on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rashford with another freekick that goes out of the stadium.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho off for Vidal, booked already.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lingard booked already too. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Barca. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi went through the wall, nearly went in.

Apparently he didn't mean it according to McManaman, why did I put the sound back on?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rashford hauled off, Pereira on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Smalling eventually booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ajax 1-1 Juventus, FT. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Busquets off, Alena on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-1 Barcelona, FT. :haha:

Done an absolute job on them.

Man Utd with a titantic performance resulting in...oh...no shots on target.

[SMatthews]

5 losses in 6 and they’re still licking their arse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47654000/jpg/_47654521_buemi.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tuesday, 16th April 2019
Barcelona v Manchester United, 20:00
Juventus v Ajax, 20:00

[Letters]

Come on Barca, twat those twats!

[Marc Overmars]

They used up all their luck at PSG, no chance they are getting through this one.

[SMatthews]

Yep it’s about to be 5 defeats in 7 for Ole, which is pretty pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi to shit on them. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona: Ter Stegen, Jordi Alba, Lenglet, Pique, Sergi Roberto, Rakitic, Busquets, Arthur, Coutinho, Messi, Suarez.
Subs: Cillessen, Semedo, Dembele, Malcom, Vidal, Umtiti, Alena.

Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Smalling, Lindelof, Young, McTominay, Fred, Pogba, Lingard, Rashford, Martial.
Subs: Romero, Dalot, Matic, Mata, Pereira, Lukaku, Sanchez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus: Szczesny, De Sciglio, Rugani, Bonucci, Alex Sandro, Can, Pjanic, Matuidi, Bernardeschi, Dybaka, Ronaldo.
Subs: Spinazzola, Khedira, Barzagli, Kean, Cancelo, Pinsoglio, Bentancur,.

Ajax: Onana, Veltman, De Ligt, Blind, Mazraoui, Schone, De Jong, Ziyech, Van De Beek, Neres, Tadic.
Subs: Ekkelenkamp, Sinkgraven, Magallan, Dolberg, Semedo Varela, De Wit, Huntelaar.

[SMatthews]

Hope they are absolutely traumatised by Barca tonight.

Had it up to here with this fucking Ole love-in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The guy is always talking about past glories.

Hope it bites them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barca have turned up drunk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogba. :lol:

What was that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They're still drunk but so is Pogba.

[SMatthews]

Pen!

Don’t f this up boys.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Barca!

Fred at it again. :haha:

[SMatthews]

VAR do one

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty revoked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Piss weak shot from Rashford.

[SMatthews]

Messi!

[Thierrymon]

Messi! Classic goal from him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 1-0 Man Utd, MESSI!!!!!

:bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:bow:

What a man.

Young :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's just fucking sensational.

[Globalgunner]

Man U as usual reverting to pace and power. It never fails

[SMatthews]

De Gea :lol:

2-0!

Ole :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

WTF is Dea Gea doing?

[AFC Leveller]

Yess Messi again

Degea what a gift

[Thierrymon]

Messi!

Man United :lol:

Solskaier :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Oh my word!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 2-0 Man Utd, MESSIIIIII!!!!!

De Gea. :haha:

[SMatthews]

All over after 20 minutes :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

DeGea obv had a tenner on a Messi hatrick

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Please hammer them. :pray:

Man Utd need three. :lol:

[GP]

David Taibi :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David DeCarroll. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi. :lol:

Lost it.

[SMatthews]

Ole is so out of his depth.

Please keep him on for all of next season.

[Globalgunner]

De Gea trying to make Ben Foster feel better about yesterday. "You are not alone"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 1-0 Ajax, Ronaldo.

These two. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 1-1 Ajax, Van De Beek!!!

Dawson Leery. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi's freekick. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogba hacking away. Send him off!

[Globalgunner]

Messi's freekick. :lol:

Sell him. He`s rubbish!

[Master Splinter]

Why can't this clown version of De Gea turn up in the PL?

Fred seems to give away a pelanty or lose the ball in a dangerous area in every game. Sometimes both.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gashford.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How didn't that go in?!

Messi shagged Jones.

[Globalgunner]

Somehow De Gea keeps out a 3rd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 HT.

Where's the hammering?!

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

So why wasn't the Fred challenge a pen?

[Globalgunner]

Poor Jones. Messi turned him inside out. Dumped Youngy on the floor.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Placement from Messi but Youngy blocks it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez appealing for a pelanty, nothing given.

[SMatthews]

Wow

We want five

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crap cross from Pogba.

[Thierrymon]

Its 3-0! The wheels on the bus dont go round and round anymore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 3-0 Man Utd, Coutinho belts it in!!!

Man Utd. :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Its 1999 all over again. Utd to score 4 in the last 15 mins Youngy hattrick

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho pubs it.

What an effort from Messi. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Martial hauled off, Dalot on.

[Letters]

:wacko: Messi is incredible

[SMatthews]

The media narrative tonight is plucky little Utd couldn’t do a thing about the mighty Barca - there’s always next year.

[Master Splinter]

Darren Fletcher probably thinks United are still in this..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 1-2 Ajax, DE LIGT!!!!!!

:haha:

[Letters]

As they say, if this was boxing the ref would have stopped it by now.
Men against boys.

[GP]

:wacko: Messi is incredible

GOAT

[GP]

Neres should have scored!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lingard hammers it but he can't even do an Elneny.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lingard off, some piano player on.

[Globalgunner]

Alexis. Completely forgotten about him. Piano man

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho off, Dembele on.

[SMatthews]

Almost 1-3 to Ajax but goal disallowed after VAR check.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Ajax. :(

[GP]

Lingard off, some piano player on.

What a flop he's been. Incredible decline.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez chips it, just over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Ter Stegen to deny Sanchez a pointless goal.

[Letters]

What a save!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 3-0 Man Utd, FT!

Man Utd. :haha:

Ole. :haha:

20 years. :haha:

Magical night in Barcelona. :haha:

De Gea. :haha:

Neville. :haha:

Rio. :haha:

Messi. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Juventus, feck off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No pelanty!!

Ajax nearly there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 1-2 Ajax, FT!!!!

Juventus OUT!!!

Ronaldo. :haha:

Ajax. :bow:

Tribute to us by dumping Real Madrid out in the L16 and Juventus in the QF. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Ajax. :bow:

Can they beat Spurs or City though? :pray:

[Globalgunner]

Ronnie:haha::haha:

[GP]

LOLnaldo :lol:

Messi :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Manchester United :haha:.

Ole :haha:.

Fergie :haha:.

De Gea :haha:.

Sanchez :haha:.

Ratface The Elder :haha:.

Ratface The Younger :haha:.

Scholes :haha:.

Bebe :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Ajax :bow:.

Juventus :haha:.

Szczesny :haha:.

Ronaldo :haha:.

Messi > Ronaldo.

Twas ever thus.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd. :haha:

We destroyed them.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Ronaldo out.... Spurs out soon. All will be soon right with the world.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wednesday, 17th April 2019
Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur, 20:00
Porto v Liverpool, 20:00

[Letters]

Come on City, you twats!

[Marc Overmars]

Just need Spurs out then I can rest easily for the remainder of the season.

Don’t care about City or Liverpool.

[Letters]

I'm thinking with their respective run-ins it'll be Liverpool. Hats off to City if they win every game and do it though.
But yes, we need Spurs out tonight.
That said...can we really see Spurs going through tonight and then getting past Liverpool in two legs and then beating (probably) Barca in the final?
If they do then grudgingly I guess they'd deserve the trophy but :sick: and I'd have to leave the country.

[Marc Overmars]

It’s Ajax for them if they get through.

If Spurs can knock out City then I don’t see what they have left to fear.

Hopefully Messi or Ajax save football. :pray:

[Letters]

Oh is it? A Spurs fan told me it was Liverpool - but he doesn't follow it all that closely.
Shit. If they get through tonight then they could get to the final :sick:
That said...
Lads, it's Tottenham.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Spurs won't win it - come on guys seriously :lol:

[Letters]

Spurs won't win it - come on guys seriously :lol:

They're 1-0 up at "half time" of the quarter final, their semi-final opponents are beatable. It'll be a tough final but while you're probably right they're a lot closer than I'm comfortable with :sick:

[SMatthews]

Spurs won't win it - come on guys seriously :lol:

Exactly. Spurs always bottle it when it counts. That's why they are who they are. Nothing will change that.

[Mac76]

Exactly. Spurs always bottle it when it counts. That's why they are who they are. Nothing will change that.

i remember everyone said that the year they finished above us - and then they, errrr, finished above us... :rolleyes:

[Letters]

I remember the year Chelsea won it I said to a colleague around the quarter final stage that he could have my house Chelsea won it.
So now he owns my house :(.
Spurs probably won't win it but I'll be loads happier when they're out. Till then... :sick:

[SMatthews]

i remember everyone said that the year they finished above us - and then they, errrr, finished above us... :rolleyes:

This whole finishing above your rival thing is pointless. Unless they are first and you are second, it’s meaningless as you both win the same. It’s funny, but that’s about it. The panic and worry about Spurs winning the CL is pretty funny tbh.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Do you guys really think that Citeh will let Spurs go through tonight? On their own patch?

Really?? :d

Pep had a bit of a brain fart in the first leg but he sure as hell won't let that happen twice.

I'm more worried about how they will get on against them on Saturday tbh.

[Letters]

I don't know about "let them" but Spurs, like it or not, are a pretty decent side and while City are favourites if Spurs score a goal then City need 3. Very plausible but it's not a gimme that City will progress.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Ederson, Walker, Kompany, Laporte, Mendy, De Bruyne, Gundogan, David Silva, Bernardo Silva, Sterling, Aguero.
Subs: Muric, Stones, Otamendi, Fernandinho, Mahrez, Sane, Gabriel Jesus.

Spuds: Lloris, Trippier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Wanyama, Sissoko, Dele Alli, Eriksen, Son, Lucas Moura.
Subs: Gazzaniga, Foyth, Davies, Sanchez, Skipp, Lamela, Llorente.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Porto: Casillas, Felipe, Pepe, Militao, Corona, Herrera, Danilo, Telles, Otavio, Marega, Brahimi.
Subs: Pereira, Almeida Costa, Torres, Pereira, Vana, Soares, Dos Santos.

Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson, Milner, Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Salah, Origi, Mane.
Subs: Mignolet, Gomez, Henderson, Keita, Shaqiri, Sturridge, Firmino.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on City!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jenas co-commentating. :sick:

[SMatthews]

Sterling scores.

Spurs arsehole about to go as usual.

[Mac76]

Come on City!

This multiplied by 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 STERLING!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Sterling you awesome little cunt. :bow:

[Mac76]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SMatthews]

Song has scored.

1-1.

City need two more.

I really don’t like that little cunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Son.

FFS Citeh.

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck this

[SMatthews]

1-2

Song again.

City :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Oh my god.

Fuck off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 Son.

Embarrassing from Citeh.

[SMatthews]

Bernardo!

2-2

Wtf?! :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Holy shit. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-2 Bernardo Silva!!!

WTF? :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Spuds are a shoot on sight team. You need to stop any opportunity.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's a Rose OG, it hit him twice! :lol:

[SMatthews]

Almost to the day ten years ago Chavs drew 4-4 with Pool in the quarters. That was as bonkers as this.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on City you morons.

[Globalgunner]

City need 4 to win this now

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I wonder if City have worked out who Spurs' danger man is.

[Globalgunner]

From the evidence of what weve seen. Their own defenders are a menace

[SMatthews]

Sterling!

3-2 :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen belts it, goes miles away.

Citeh need Sane tbf.

[Thierrymon]

3-2!

[Marc Overmars]

Come on!!

Sterling is England’s best player now. No doubt about it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 3-2 Spuds, STERLING!!! His second.

Spuds. :haha:

1 goal more needed for CIteh.

[SMatthews]

Sterling still has an embarrassing miss in him but he’s really sorted out his finishing this season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a cross from De Bruyne that was.

[SMatthews]

What a cross from De Bruyne that was.

Yep. An even better team with him on the pitch.

[Letters]

What the fucking fuck is going on?! :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Porto 0-1 Liverpool, Mane.

Porto. :rose:

[Marc Overmars]

Barca v Liverpool should be little bit good.

[SMatthews]

Shit game. No goals in ten minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko is dead, Llorente on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son shoots across goal, not far off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son booked, would miss the next game.

[SMatthews]

Should’ve been four there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling shot saved, how hasn't the rebound gone in?!

[SMatthews]

And again. Saved by Lloris.

[Thierrymon]

City starting second half brightly. Please get another goal.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on City, you’re miles better than this lot.

[SMatthews]

Aguero!

Spurs :haha:

[Thierrymon]

4-2!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen shot, easily saved.

[Globalgunner]

De Bruyne is a fucking Rolls Royce

[Marc Overmars]

Yessss!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 4-2 Spuds, AGUEROOOO!!!!!

What a bottle job. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

De Bruyne is a fucking Rolls Royce

Top, top quality.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Top, top quality.

And I mean top quality.

https://e1.365dm.com/17/08/768x432/skysports-paul-merson-mersons-predictions-premier-league-football_4070164.jpg?20170810115955

[SMatthews]

Would Liverpool be this close if De Bruyne hadn’t of missed so much of the season? Probably not.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Pep needs to stop roughing up our Arteta...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva off, Fernandinho on.

[AFC Leveller]

Come on city make it 5.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Porto 0-2 Liverpool, Salah

Porto need five. :lol:

[Thierrymon]

great tackle from fernandinho. Somehow ref calls it a foul.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Porto 1-2 Liverpool, Militao.

It's on!

[SMatthews]

Llorente scores.

City need another.

[Thierrymon]

Fuck sake.

[Marc Overmars]

Would Liverpool be this close if De Bruyne hadn’t of missed so much of the season? Probably not.

Not sure about that, we’re talking about 2 teams who have been so dominant that they can reach a maximum of 98 and 97 points as it stands. That’s unheard of in this league.

[SMatthews]

VAR checking as it hit his arm.