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McNamara That Ghost...
25-09-2013, 09:49 AM
Seven counts of match-fixing to be exact.

Food money. :bow:

GP
25-09-2013, 10:52 AM
Seven counts of match-fixing to be exact.

Food money. :bow:

Om nom nom nom

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/12/article-1250340-02BE1A04000004B0-636_468x286.jpg

McNamara That Ghost...
25-09-2013, 11:02 AM
There are vending machines nearby. Wait, there were vending machines nearby.

Rors
25-09-2013, 05:23 PM
'The Talent From Trowbridge'. That nickname alone is ban-worthy

LDG
08-12-2013, 09:53 PM
Robertson v Selby in th UK Championship Final.

Virgo :bow:

Already had a "Where's the X ball going?!?!?" When it was quite obviously going about a foot wide of a pocket :lol:

Currently Robertson is leading 8 frames to 7. Best of 19.

:popcorn:

LDG
08-12-2013, 10:07 PM
Selby missed the black in a one ball game :lol:

Robertson one frame away...

Shaqiri Is Boss
08-12-2013, 10:10 PM
Robertson v Selby in th UK Championship Final.

Virgo :bow:

Already had a "Where's the X ball going?!?!?" When it was quite obviously going about a foot wide of a pocket :lol:

Currently Robertson is leading 8 frames to 7. Best of 19.

:popcorn:

I had it on for literally 4 seconds one day last week.

"Where's the red going?!"

As it turned out, nowhere near. :lol:

But thanks to my shitty TV I have a snooker table stamped on my screen. A snooker table made by QVC.

LDG
08-12-2013, 10:35 PM
Robertson wins! 10-7

Letters
12-01-2014, 08:36 AM
Going to see the Masters today

:dance:

Niall_Quinn
12-01-2014, 05:19 PM
100% dive.

Niall_Quinn
12-01-2014, 05:19 PM
In the Stoke/ Pool match I mean.

Damn....

Letters
12-01-2014, 10:31 PM
It was really good, thanks for asking <_<

Shaqiri Is Boss
12-01-2014, 10:35 PM
Did you have to change your earpiece?

Shaqiri Is Boss
13-01-2014, 11:11 AM
Hypocrite.

LDG
13-01-2014, 11:29 AM
:haha:

Selby looked on fire at the start yesterday...didn't realise there would be a fight back from Davis.

Shaqiri Is Boss
13-01-2014, 01:03 PM
:haha:

Selby looked on fire at the start yesterday...didn't realise there would be a fight back from Davis.

If only someone had actually been there to give us a perspective from inside the arena.

Maybe they could even answer our questions about the day. Alas.

LDG
13-01-2014, 02:32 PM
"Where's the dwarf going!!!!!"

Letters
15-01-2014, 09:45 AM
<_<

I didn't get an earpiece but lots of people did have to change them.

It's really good live, used to go every year with a friend and then we stopped going but he suggested it just before Christmas. Will definitely do it again next year.

LDG
19-01-2014, 08:12 PM
Ronnie :bow:

Kicking ass again.

Mid session interval in the final.

He leads Selby 3-9

LDG
19-01-2014, 09:02 PM
Ronnie wins!

Awesome snooker :bow:

LDG
19-04-2014, 07:18 AM
Ronnie kicks of his World title defence at 10am. BBC2 for anyone interested, then probably red button 10mins later.

Ronnie :bow:

Snooker :bow:

The Crucible :bow:

"Where's the white ball going?" :bow:

Needlessly long mid-session fillers :bow:

"Knowledgeable crucible audience" :bow:

LDG
19-04-2014, 09:20 AM
Here we go :dance:

JV and JP in yhe commentary box.

LDG
19-04-2014, 09:50 AM
Ronnie takes the first, and the second with a century break of 124.

Robin Hull and Emu :pal:

LDG
19-04-2014, 10:03 AM
Ronnie takes the third.

Rod Hull :lol:

Awful kids TV presenter and snooker player

McNamara That Ghost...
19-04-2014, 10:22 AM
Even the true pub teamers can put together a century break.

3-1.

LDG
19-04-2014, 10:22 AM
3-1

Hull makes a century of his own.

LDG
19-04-2014, 10:23 AM
Davis on the Sky gadget :lol:

Shaqiri Is Boss
19-04-2014, 10:24 AM
The BBCPad :lol:

Not quite Neville yet.

Needs Carragher.

LDG
19-04-2014, 10:28 AM
Needlessly long mid-session fillers :bow:

:gp:

Also.

They used this analysis stuff in the Masters.

BBC cutting budgets.

Shaqiri Is Boss
19-04-2014, 10:29 AM
Ken Doherty. This Is Your Life.

LDG
19-04-2014, 10:31 AM
Ken Doherty. This Is Your Life.

:lol:

:WistfulgazeovertheemptyCruciblearena:

LDG
19-04-2014, 10:41 AM
Doherty getting stuffed by the Weeble, Bingham thus far.

Ronnie back out.

LDG
19-04-2014, 11:31 AM
5-1 Ronnie

LDG
19-04-2014, 02:51 PM
Ronnie leads 7-2 going into the final session.

Bingham leads Doherty 5-4

Currently it's Steven Maguire leading Ryan Day 2-1

And Fat Sean Murphy all square with one apiece against Jamie Cope

LDG
19-04-2014, 04:15 PM
Ryan Day is leading 5-2

Fat Murphy leads Cope 4-2

LDG
19-04-2014, 08:18 PM
Ronnie wins 10-4 :bow:

LDG
19-04-2014, 08:19 PM
Ryan Day is leading 5-2

Fat Murphy leads Cope 4-2

Finished play with Day leading 6-3

Cope leads 5-4

LDG
20-04-2014, 10:38 AM
Doherty has taken all four frames in the first session so far this morning :o

He leads Fat Bingham 5-8

LDG
20-04-2014, 05:46 PM
Doherty has taken all four frames in the first session so far this morning :o

He leads Fat Bingham 5-8

He took the next two, too :o

Doherty goes through.

As does Ali Carter.

Cope v Murphy tonight should be interesting....

LDG
21-04-2014, 04:05 PM
Two good matches on at the moment.

Alan Macmanus (blast from the past) is causing John Higgins all kind of problems, currently leading 4-1

Ding Junhui leads some pub scrote Wasley 8-6

Though Wasley was 6-3 down and got back to 6-6 playing some pretty useful snooker.

LDG
21-04-2014, 09:44 PM
Final frame thriller going down between Selby and White.

##

Funniest moment earlier was Selby on the yellow, and he played the pink instead thinking it was a free ball.

The ref just looked at him funny and called the foul :lol:

LDG
21-04-2014, 09:59 PM
Selby takes it 10-9

Good match that.

LDG
21-04-2014, 10:01 PM
Ding v Walsey up next....

Weird that they're playing so late :blink:

They got taken off the table earlier to allow the 7pm session to be played. Now called back on :lol:

I was just about to retire <_<

Junhui leads 9-8

JV in the box :bow:

LDG
21-04-2014, 10:06 PM
Someone needs to sort Walsey's hair out.

Awful barnet.

LDG
21-04-2014, 10:21 PM
Walsey takes it to a decider :bow:

Shit hair. Good snooker.

LDG
21-04-2014, 10:27 PM
This lad is some player, win or lose.

LDG
21-04-2014, 11:00 PM
Massive fluke!!

Ding needs a snooker with pink and black left!!

LDG
21-04-2014, 11:01 PM
Walsey wins!!

LDG
21-04-2014, 11:03 PM
Shit! That was mental.

Bugger. Left it a bit late to bed, and with the baby due to wake up any minute for his five our scream fest, I may not be getting much sleep :(

McNamara That Ghost...
24-04-2014, 07:32 PM
Perry leads Ronnie 3-1. :blink:

McNamara That Ghost...
26-04-2014, 11:31 AM
Ronnie does win though, 13-11. :bow:

LDG
26-04-2014, 06:58 PM
Ronnie does win though, 13-11. :bow:

:bow:

Sorry Mac. Commentary over to your fine self, or others.

Docherty v McManus on with ken batting on...

McNamara That Ghost...
26-04-2014, 07:02 PM
It's ok you can take it. :whistle:

Doherty vs McManus does make me feel like I have gone back in time though.

LDG
26-04-2014, 07:10 PM
It's ok you can take it. :whistle:

Doherty vs McManus does make me feel like I have gone back in time though.

I really can't.

I keep coming home, and there's a baby.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-04-2014, 07:51 PM
You knew there was always a chance of this happening though.

LDG
27-04-2014, 10:07 AM
Macmanus triumphed vs Doherty in the end.

He'll play Selby in the Qtrs, in what surely will be the most boring match ever.

Murphy v Fu on at the moment currently one each.

Allen leads Robertson by 2-1 in the live match.

LDG
27-04-2014, 10:28 AM
Robertson took the fourth. 2-2 at the interval.

Interview with fat arrogant Murphy.

He really is a wanker.

And he's fat.

And a wanker.

A fat wanker.

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-04-2014, 10:44 AM
So not a fan then?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9lF1ZiEHA#t=588

9:48 for the best bit :lol:

LDG
27-04-2014, 11:14 AM
So not a fan then?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9lF1ZiEHA#t=588

9:48 for the best bit :lol:

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
27-04-2014, 11:17 AM
Where's the cue ball going?!

:haha:

LDG
27-04-2014, 04:30 PM
Fat Murphy v Fu is 4-4

As is Allen v Robertson.

Both matches resume tonight...

Looks like young Walsey is takinh a pasting at the hands of Dominic Dale. 11-3 at present.

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-04-2014, 06:52 PM
Is nobody else just completely creeped out by Dale?

LDG
27-04-2014, 06:55 PM
Is nobody else just completely creeped out by Dale?

Dude is a homo.

Feel little bit sorry for Walsey, but he has a shocker in fashion sense too.

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-04-2014, 06:59 PM
Dude is a homo.

Feel little bit sorry for Walsey, but he has a shocker in fashion sense too.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Dominic+Dale+Betfred+com+World+Snooker+Championshi p+2U855aiSJval.jpg

He does seem to enjoy chalking his cue.

LDG
01-05-2014, 08:16 PM
What a pasting Ronnie gave fat murphy :bow:

He leads Hawkins 6-2 in the first semi.

Robertson v Selby is currently 2-2

Should be a cracking game that!

LDG
01-05-2014, 09:24 PM
Session finished up with Selby leading 5-3.

Great snooker :bow:

LDG
02-05-2014, 08:20 PM
Ronnie :bow:

Wins 17-7!

Books a place in the final with a day to spare!

McNamara That Ghost...
02-05-2014, 09:28 PM
Ronnie. :bow:

LDG
04-05-2014, 08:48 AM
Selby beat Robertson 17-15 :bow:

Epic match.

Stupid drinking caused me to fall asleep during the final few franes :doh:

On to the final :popcorn:

Should be a real battle as Selby is pretty awlsome. If it wasn't for Ronnie, I'd be cheering him on, as I think he deserves to be world champ.

First year I wouldn't be gutted if Ronnie lost.

That said....

Come on Ron! :scarf:

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:24 AM
Robertson. :haha:

Aussies. :haha:

Come on Ronnie. :bow:

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:08 PM
He is pretty fuckin awesome.

5-9 he leads, and he's just playing special stuff.

Love it.

Ron :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:12 PM
Probably going to make it 10-5 from this sitting.

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:15 PM
This is some of the best snooker I've seen.

Ronnie :bow:

You can't live with that.

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:15 PM
And 10-5 it is. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:23 PM
Where's the cue ball going?!

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:24 PM
Where's the

Where is!

Oh

Five foot past it

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:27 PM
How hasn't that touched the red? :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:31 PM
Ronnie. :bow:

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:32 PM
What a shot! :faint:

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:32 PM
Although that was awful on the black.

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:33 PM
Whoops!

Selby should now punish Ronnie.

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:35 PM
This lad is the only one who comes close.

Fuck Robertson. He's a puff.

Selby could push this close still.....

Shaqiri Is Boss
04-05-2014, 09:41 PM
Exciting tip talk.

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:45 PM
"Can you get him to leave please"

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:45 PM
Re-rack. :bow:

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:45 PM
Re-rack :bow:

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:46 PM
Damn you mac ner mar ra.

Shaqiri Is Boss
04-05-2014, 09:46 PM
BLitW :bow:

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:48 PM
Potty pottersons!

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:49 PM
Slo mo :bow:

LDG
04-05-2014, 09:51 PM
Seriously, if it wasn't for "the most natural player tonhave played the game naturally, playing snooker", selby would be zeee best for me.

Edit: current players, you gays.

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 09:59 PM
Just calling him Selby will suffice.

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 10:01 PM
What a pub frame.

McNamara That Ghost...
04-05-2014, 10:10 PM
10-7 going in to tomorrow. :popcorn:

LDG
04-05-2014, 10:10 PM
10-7 it will be.

:wave:

LDG
05-05-2014, 01:17 PM
Here we go again! :dance:

LDG
05-05-2014, 01:17 PM
Ronnie pots the white :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 01:18 PM
Ronnie pots the cue ball. :doh:

LDG
05-05-2014, 01:29 PM
Selby takes the first of the session.

10-8 :popcorn:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 01:32 PM
Poor old Selby. 22 points in fouls. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 01:44 PM
Ronnie hasn't really turned up yet.

LDG
05-05-2014, 01:52 PM
Selby on it.

Come on Ronnie!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 02:17 PM
10-10. Arsenal related people in a final. :lol:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
05-05-2014, 02:30 PM
Selby in form

Ronnie's on a negative spiral

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 02:33 PM
Ridiculous frame.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 02:40 PM
Ronnie has completely forgotten how to play snooker.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 02:45 PM
Ronnie draws the foul but then gives the frame away again by doing what I'd do and just whack the reds up the table. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 02:46 PM
Stinker of a frame.

LDG
05-05-2014, 02:49 PM
Robot selby looks like going in front....

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 02:53 PM
Ronnie. :haha:

What is he doing? Selby leads 11-10.

Shaqiri Is Boss
05-05-2014, 02:57 PM
Dr Steve :bow:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
05-05-2014, 02:59 PM
Steve Davis has definitely been questioned by police in relation to Operation Yewtree.

LDG
05-05-2014, 03:14 PM
Come on Ronnie! Get on it!

LDG
05-05-2014, 03:17 PM
Can't see Ronnie winning this one now.

Selby is just in Hendry mode.

LDG
05-05-2014, 03:31 PM
Fuckin hell Ronnie! :doh:

LDG
05-05-2014, 03:32 PM
Then Selby cocks it! :o

Mental!!

LDG
05-05-2014, 03:32 PM
And Ronnie misses it too!!

LDG
05-05-2014, 03:36 PM
Ronnie finally mans up and wins the frame!

11 each!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 03:44 PM
Man in the Pub - Mike: This has all the makings to become one of the great world championship finals of all time -and it genuinely could go either way.

Brave call Pub Mike.

Selby just fucked it.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 03:48 PM
A whole generation of snooker players will be determined to make sure no no ball falls in to the pocket.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 03:53 PM
Ronnie pots the cue ball again.

LDG
05-05-2014, 03:54 PM
He's having a shocker today.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 03:59 PM
Now Selby does. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:00 PM
What the hell is this?

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:08 PM
Looking like Ronnie will have this one, Selby fairly snookered.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:10 PM
Or not. :doh:

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:11 PM
Or not....

Messy frames these

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:12 PM
Selby jamming snookers at every fluffed shot

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:16 PM
And again....

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:16 PM
And again....

Blimey!

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:19 PM
Selby being so fucking lucky!!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:19 PM
Three times Selby has fluked in to a snooker. Can't beleive this frame is still going on. :lol:

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:21 PM
Then Selby misses a green over the pocket!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:21 PM
Hmmm I can't decide what kind of takeway is best for the Snooker.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:21 PM
I really don't understand this frame. :haha:

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:22 PM
Ronnie misses it too.

This frame is a bitch.

It will be the last onenof the session though.

Only 6 frames due to the scrappy long frames.

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:24 PM
Hmmm I can't decide what kind of takeway is best for the Snooker.

Curry.

Always.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:26 PM
Yes, possibly.

Ronnie. :bow:

12-11. I hope.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:27 PM
OH MY GOD.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:28 PM
All on the black for Selby.

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:28 PM
Fuck me! :o

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:28 PM
Selby takes it and leads 12-11. Dear lord.

LDG
05-05-2014, 04:31 PM
Davis says he won't atempt a 100/100 shot :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 04:36 PM
:doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:09 PM
Final session on now.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:12 PM
Great splitting of the pack from Ronnie.

He's back!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:14 PM
Willie Thorne
BBC Sport snooker commentator
Posted at 19:11

"Ronnie is sporting a different haircut from this afternoon. It was spiky this afternoon and now it is a comb over."

Willie Thorne BBC Sport's hairstyle correspondent.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:15 PM
12-12. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:16 PM
And a century break.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:34 PM
Another frame that has turned in to a scrappy one. The reds not really in helpful positions.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:36 PM
Selby 13-12 possibly.

LDG
05-05-2014, 06:36 PM
Definitely getting the run is Selby.

Misses the pink though!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:37 PM
Should know better than that by now, Ronnie at the table. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:43 PM
A little smile there for Uncle Willie. :sick:

LDG
05-05-2014, 06:46 PM
13-12 selby!

:ninja:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:47 PM
Me. :lol:

LDG
05-05-2014, 06:49 PM
Selby has won this surely. Everything is going for him.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 06:55 PM
Oh FFS Ronnie.

LDG
05-05-2014, 07:00 PM
:banghead:

Scrappy fuckin crap <_<

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 07:03 PM
Ronnie getting dragged down to tactical frames constantly. Not really any good for him.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 07:04 PM
I thought Selby was going to fluke it again.

LDG
05-05-2014, 07:11 PM
:(

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 07:11 PM
14-12 Selby.

LDG
05-05-2014, 07:18 PM
Another fluke!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 07:24 PM
Ronnie. :rose:

Can't do anything right.

LDG
05-05-2014, 07:24 PM
Selby is playing awful, but he keeps getting gimmes!

LDG
05-05-2014, 07:27 PM
Finally Ronnie gets a nice kiss.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 07:33 PM
15-12. :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:04 PM
Come on Ronnie, very quickly 15-13.

LDG
05-05-2014, 08:13 PM
Bugger.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:18 PM
Ronnie. :doh:

Blown another opportunity.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:20 PM
Another life for Ronnie. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:23 PM
Ronnie can't see it out but at least he hasn't left anything on.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:26 PM
What a shot from Ronnie on the yellow. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:27 PM
15-14 now. :popcorn:

LDG
05-05-2014, 08:27 PM
That was one of the best shots I've ever seen under pressure!

:bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:36 PM
16-14. :(

LDG
05-05-2014, 08:38 PM
At least that was nice snooker for that frame.

Cracking century by Selby.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 08:51 PM
It's looking over. :(

LDG
05-05-2014, 08:52 PM
Yup.

17-14 it is.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 09:02 PM
Brilliant from Ronnie.

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 09:09 PM
WTF?!

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2014, 09:17 PM
Selby wins the World Championship, well done to him.

LDG
05-05-2014, 09:18 PM
Well played.

Fuck, that was filthy!

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
05-05-2014, 11:58 PM
Ronnie :lol:

Couldn't stop his negative spiral.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
06-05-2014, 02:25 PM
Mark Selby looks like someone who has been sitting in his car crying, after being told by a doctor that he has testicular cancer

LDG
06-05-2014, 07:21 PM
Ronnie was in a car crash after the final last night :o

Thankfull, he and his son were unhurt.

What a shit night though! :lol:

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
06-05-2014, 07:32 PM
What a shit night though! :lol:

no kidding

LDG
30-11-2014, 03:01 PM
Ronnie on at 7pm in the UK Champs.

Snooker :bow:

it's back!

Shaqiri Is Boss
07-12-2014, 09:46 PM
Wonderful final this :popcorn:

Ronnie 5-1 and 9-4 up against Trump. Game over.

9-9 and into a decider.

And Ronnie wins it :bow:

dazthegooner
08-12-2014, 10:12 PM
Just think how many trophies he could have won had his mind been okay through out his career...

adzzzbatch
17-01-2015, 03:13 PM
ronnie :haha: :haha: :haha:

Commentators are gutted :pal:

LDG
18-04-2015, 09:34 PM
Snooker is back!

Worldies are on, which means a few weeks of solid snooker watching :dance:

Selby looking to retain his title, but currently trails some pub team pool player 8-9 in a best of 19

LDG
19-04-2015, 08:44 AM
Selby faught back and sneaked it in the end.

The bloke is a robot.

LDG
19-04-2015, 06:50 PM
Maguire getting trounced by that bloke who used to play Bradley in Eastenders.

Maguire always gets shit on in this tournament :lol:

Shaqiri Is Boss
19-04-2015, 07:18 PM
Oh good.

Wave energy in Australia.

Marvellous.

LDG
19-04-2015, 08:07 PM
5-8 at the mid session interval.

It's a fucking awful game of snooker.

Ronnie doesn't play until Tuesday

LDG
20-04-2015, 01:43 PM
McGill beat Maguire in the end. That one went the distance.

Higgins is through against Milkins

Fat "Thin" Graham Dott knocked out Walden

Marco Fu went through against some pubber.

Barry Hawkins won 10-9 against Selt

Mark Bingham is losing 4-5 currently against Robbie Williams (Who is certainly entertaining the crowd). That match resumes this evening

And the gay aussie, Robertson is caning Jamie Jones. Currently 7-2. That match restarts this afternoon.....

Also playing:

14:30 BST
Ding Junhui (Chn) v Mark Davis (Eng)

19:00 BST
Stuart Bingham (Eng) v Robbie Williams (Eng)
Ali Carter (Eng) v Alan McManus (Sco)

LDG
20-04-2015, 02:47 PM
Robertson has gone on to literally rape Jamie Jones 10-2

LDG
20-04-2015, 04:23 PM
Ding and Davis have only played four frames in the last 3 hours. Possibly Terry Griffiths boring levels here.

Davis has taken all four frames so far.

LDG
21-04-2015, 09:10 AM
Bingham beat Gary Barlow 10-7

Ali Carter is leading Alan Macmamanamananamanus 6-3 in a real scrappy shitfest.

Ding v Davis stands at 3-4 to Davis.

Todays matches:

Tuesday 21 April

10:00 BST
Ding Junhui (Chn) 3-4 Mark Davis (Eng)
Mark Allen (NI) v Ryan Day (Wal)

14:30 BST
Ali Carter (Eng) 6-3 Alan McManus (Sco)
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Craig Steadman (Eng)

Come on Ronnie :bow:

19:00 BST
Mark Allen (NI) v Ryan Day (Wal)
Mark Williams (Wal) v Matthew Stevens (Wal)

LDG
21-04-2015, 01:14 PM
Ding beat Davis 10-7, but cocked up a 147 after potting 12 reds and 12 blacks, before losing his bodily functions and screwing back for the blue :doh:

Mark Allen leads Ryan Day 6-3. They resume this evening.

Next up, it's The Rocket. Ronnie O'Sullivan

:popcorn:

LDG
21-04-2015, 02:33 PM
Ronnie has taken the first two frames :bow:

Steadman is the baldest man since Duncan Goodhew

LDG
21-04-2015, 08:57 PM
7th frame between Williams and Stevens has had everything :lol:

Stevens made a blinding pot on the blue, being snookered and the white virgo'd in. Still won it though.

He leads 2-5

Ronnie leads Steadman 7-2, concludes tomorrow.

LDG
21-04-2015, 09:17 PM
Jesus! 8th frame and the players have potted the white a combined 8 times!

Virgo has been frothing at the mouth!

LDG
22-04-2015, 08:31 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/snooker/32390231

:lol:


Stevens finished 7-2 ahead in the end last night. Was good viewing, if you like welsh shitfests.

Today:

10:00 BST
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) 7-2 Craig Steadman (Eng)

Come on Ronnie :bow:

Joe Perry (Eng) v Zhang Anda (Chn)

14:30 BST
Mark Williams (Wal) 2-7 Matthew Stevens (Wal)
Shaun Murphy (Eng) v Robin Hull (Fin)

19:00 BST
Joe Perry (Eng) v Zhang Anda (Chn)
Judd Trump (Eng) v Stuart Carrington (Eng)

Niall_Quinn
22-04-2015, 09:03 AM
You bastard!

You've made me stop work and start watching snooker.

You are so irresponsible.

LDG
22-04-2015, 09:31 AM
You bastard!

You've made me stop work and start watching snooker.

You are so irresponsible.

At least someone else is watching it :lol:

8-2 Ronnie :bow:

Steadman is a shocking player.

LDG
22-04-2015, 10:41 AM
Ronnie won 10-3

Ronnie :bow:

LDG
22-04-2015, 10:43 AM
Joe Perry currently 4-0 up on someone I've not heard of before.

LDG
22-04-2015, 03:00 PM
Matthew Stevens beat Mark Williams 10-2

Williams :rose:

He now faces Ronnie in the 2nd round. Should be a decent match that.

Niall_Quinn
22-04-2015, 03:01 PM
Are you still watching? I fell asleep ages ago. Just woke up. Almost time to knock off for another day.

LDG
22-04-2015, 03:43 PM
Are you still watching? I fell asleep ages ago. Just woke up. Almost time to knock off for another day.

You ARE Martin Samuel!

LDG
22-04-2015, 07:43 PM
Fat Sean Murphy is 7-2 up against Robin Hull & Emu

Perry (weird eyes he's got) playing Zing Anda is currently 8-4 to the good.

Judd Trump looking good (no gay) against Carrington. Is live on the box now, and leading 4-1

LDG
23-04-2015, 07:24 PM
Fat Murphy 10-3 Robin Hull

Trump and Perry through.

Selby and McGill tied at 4-4. They start again tomorrow.

Ding and Higgins slugging it out tonight. Higgins leading it 2-1 at present.

LDG
24-04-2015, 09:05 PM
Selby :haha:

Had to work all day today so didn't see it :(

LDG
27-04-2015, 09:07 AM
Ronnie looking awlsome. 12-4 against Stevens, playing tonight.

Robertson is doing a similar job on Ali Carter, leading 11-5.

Trump leads Fu 10-6, whilst Fat Sean Murphy is 12-4 up against Joe Perry.

Ronnie, Robertson and Trump are playing the best snooker, but Murphy looks in form. He usually bottles it in the later rounds though.

My money is on Robertson...Ronnie needs to be 100% if he's going to do it, and he looks a little off that......McGill may surprise a few more yet too.

LDG
27-04-2015, 02:29 PM
Trump is through. He'll play Ding Junhui next

Arrogant Fat Murphy is through, and he'll face McGill next.

LDG
28-04-2015, 08:42 AM
Ronnie through easily. 13-5

Today

10:00 BST
Anthony McGill (Sco) v Shaun Murphy (Eng)
Ding Junhui (Chn) v Judd Trump (Eng)

14:30 BST
Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Neil Robertson (Aus)
Stuart Bingham (Eng) v Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng)

19:00 BST
Anthony McGill (Sco) v Shaun Murphy (Eng)
Ding Junhui (Chn) v Judd Trump (Eng)


Good day of snooker this. Hoping McGill gingers Murphy in the face!

Come on Ronnie :bow:

LDG
29-04-2015, 07:45 PM
Ronnie is out :(

McNamara That Ghost...
29-04-2015, 07:48 PM
Ronnie. :o

LDG
29-04-2015, 07:54 PM
I'll be in the Trump camp from now on.

Bingham was a robot. Potted everything in the middle this evening.

Hawkins and Robertson are tied 10-10. Could be some :popcorn: in this one.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-05-2015, 06:11 AM
Bingham won on a final deciding frame, he plays Murphy.

:sick:

LDG
03-05-2015, 01:53 PM
Bingham won on a final deciding frame, he plays Murphy.

:sick:

I'm not watching that final. Can't stand either of them.

Satan follows snooker too :(

McNamara That Ghost...
05-05-2015, 08:53 AM
Bingham won the World Championship 18-15.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
05-05-2015, 02:38 PM
The one positive thing about Essex, we produce Snooker World Champions.

Letters
10-01-2016, 01:23 PM
At the first match of the Masters :popcorn:

Xhaka Can’t
10-01-2016, 03:01 PM
I was at the final where Stephen Hendry beat Mike Hallett 9-8 after Hallett stormed out to a 7-0 lead.

It cost me a fortune in taxi fares as I had to get back to Mitcham that night.

God, Mitcham was a fucking shit hole.

Letters
17-04-2016, 06:13 PM
Steve Davis retires

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/36034458

Davis :bow:

He has lacked little bit sharpness of late.

McNamara That Ghost...
25-04-2016, 09:01 PM
Ronnie is about to go out.

McNamara That Ghost...
25-04-2016, 09:07 PM
Hawkins dumps Ronnie out 13-12.

LDG
02-05-2016, 09:05 PM
The jester from Liecester looks like ge'll have double bubble tonight.

GP
02-05-2016, 09:29 PM
The jester from Liecester looks like ge'll have double bubble tonight.

Liecester :bow:

LDG
04-05-2016, 03:44 PM
Liecester :bow:

Oh poo.

Letters
05-05-2018, 10:15 PM
Williams vs Hawkings has been a brilliant semi-final. Williams has a chance to win it as I t...ha, literally as I was writing that Williams missed a relatively easy pink.

Could go to a deciding frame.

:popcorn:

Cripps
06-05-2018, 01:32 PM
Williams takes the first :bow:

Cripps
06-05-2018, 02:16 PM
3-0 Williams :bow:

Cripps
06-05-2018, 02:35 PM
4-0 :lol:

Xhaka Can’t
06-05-2018, 02:52 PM
I once played at the same Blackjack table as Williams.

I won nearly £300 that night.

Cripps
06-05-2018, 03:54 PM
5-3

McNamara That Ghost...
07-05-2018, 07:43 PM
Williams leads 15-14, Higgins has won the last four frames in a row.

McNamara That Ghost...
07-05-2018, 07:58 PM
15-15. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
07-05-2018, 08:27 PM
Williams is just one away now.

Letters
07-05-2018, 08:28 PM
17-15. Williams one frame away. :popcorn.

Letters
07-05-2018, 08:28 PM
:popcorn.
:doh:

:getcoat:

McNamara That Ghost...
07-05-2018, 08:35 PM
Williams just dropped the Ashes!

McNamara That Ghost...
07-05-2018, 08:39 PM
Higgins takes the frame! :faint:

Letters
07-05-2018, 08:39 PM
Williams just dropped the Ashes!

Wow. What a clearance!
Higgins :bow:
Snooker :bow:

17-16 :popcorn:

McNamara That Ghost...
07-05-2018, 08:48 PM
Williams is World Champion for the third time!

Wait, he just missed the brown.

Three snookers needed for Higgins!

McNamara That Ghost...
07-05-2018, 08:51 PM
Now he is the Champion!