This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others (23/24/25/28 April).

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Saturday, 23rd April 2022
Leicester City v Aston Villa, 15:00
Manchester City v Watford, 15:00
Norwich City v Newcastle United, 15:00
Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur, 17:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

Sunday, 24th April 2022
Brighton & Hove Albion v Southampton, 14:00
Burnley v Wolverhampton Wanderers, 14:00
Chelsea v West Ham United, 14:00 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg
Liverpool v Everton, 16:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

Monday, 25th April 2022
Crystal Palace v Leeds United, 20:00 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

Thursday 28th April 2022
Manchester United v Chelsea, 19:45 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

[dazthegooner]

Come on Brentford you know you wanna.

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Citeh 1-0 Watford, Jesus.

[Globalgunner]

Sterling!!!! bloody hell what a joke of a player. Hope he never wears an Arsenal shirt, absolutely no composure in front of goal.

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Citeh 3-1 Watford, Jesus, Kamara and Rodri.

Norwich 0-2 Newcastle, two from Joelinton!

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4-1 Jesus, hat-trick before he joins us and becomes a permanent goal repellent. :bow:

Norwich 0-3 Newcastle, Guimaraes.

Norwich. :wave:

Newcastle in the top half. Although I think they still have Liverpool and Citeh to play. Us also of course.

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5-1 Jesus with his fourth. :blink:

Citeh looking to wipe out goal difference as a possibility they won't win the title by the looks of it.

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Brentford: Raya, Roerslev, Jansson, Sorensen, Henry, Janelt, Jensen, Eriksen, Mbeumo, Ghoddos, Toney.
Subs: Lossl, Dasilva, Wissa, Jeanvier, Fosu-Henry, Peart-Harris, Baptiste, Stevens, Young-Coombes.

Spuds: Lloris, Romero, Dier, Davies, Emerson Royal, Bentancur, Sessegnon, Hojbjerg, Kulusevski, Kane, Son Heung-Min.
Subs: Gollini, Reguilon, Sanchez, Winks, Rodon, Bergwijn, Moura, White, Scarlett.

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Lloris is dead.

Shoulder on to the crossbar from Toney.

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0-0 HT.

Awful match.

Keep it up pls.

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Lloris came out a long way, Toney couldn't do anything useful with it.

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Eriksen shot, deflects behind.

There have been more signs of life in this half. Marginally.

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Kane clears off the line, Lloris saves at close range straight after!

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Jansson booked.

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Sessegnon off, Sanchez on.

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Royal off, Lucas Moura on.

Moura will beat 10 players in every attack he is involved in I am sure.

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Sorensen brings down Moura, as cynical as it gets but he had been completely done.

Booked. :bow:

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Awful freekick from Son.

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Bentancur booked.

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Three added minutes.

Toney header on to the post!

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Jesus wept, what an effort from Kane!

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That would've been goal of the season without question.

[I am invisible]

That’ll do.

[Globalgunner]

0-0 FT

Ill take that

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Brentford 0-0 Spuds, FT!

We stay fourth, two points ahead. :scarf:

[dazthegooner]

See it isn't so easy playing after a rival.

[Letters]

:haha:

Honestly. This Top 4 race is just too silly.

[dazthegooner]

We wouldn't have it any other way :unsure:

[Mac76]

Spuds :haha:

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Chelsea: Mendy, Christensen, Silva, Azpilicueta, Alonso, Jorginho, Loftus-Cheek, Kante, Mount, Werner, Havertz.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, Chalobah, Sarr, Ñíguez, Barkley, Ziyech, Kenedy, Pulisic, Lukaku.

West Ham: Fabianski, Johnson, Dawson, Cresswell, Coufal, Soucek, Noble, Masuaka, Yarmolenko, Fornals, Benrahma.
Subs: Areola, Vlasic, Fredericks, Král, Rice, Alese, Lanzini, Bowen, Antonio.

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Brighton 1-0 Southampton, Welbz. :bow:

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Kante hits it wide.

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Chelsea still seem quite drunk.

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Yarmolenko went for it hooking it on a 90 degree angle. Bonkers.

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0-0 HT

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Brighton 2-2 Southampton, Salisu OG, then Ward-Prowse with two.

One of them was a freekick, of course.

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Noble hauled off, Rice on.

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Burnley 1-0 Wolves, Vydra!

Everton in the relegation zone as it stands.

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Yarmolenko ballsed it up twice.

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Too tight an angle for Werner.

Then again, an open barn door is too tight an angle for Werner.

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Alonso scuffs it.

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Yarmolenko off, Bowen on.

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Werner pokes it but Fabianski saves.

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Loftus-Cheek, Havertz and Werner off, Pulisic, Ziyech and Lukaku on.

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Pelanty for Chelsea.

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Dawson will be sent off also.

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Jorginho with an awful pel!! :haha:

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Chelsea 1-0 West Ham, Pulisic.

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Chelsea 1-0 West Ham, FT.

Oh Moyes.

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West Ham :doh:.

With Dawson's red card, they'll have no centre-backs for their game against us next week.

1-0 West Ham coming up FFS.

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Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson, Keita, Fabinho, Thiago, Salah, Mane, Jota.
Subs: Kelleher, Konate, Gomez, Tsimikas, Henderson, Jones, Millner, Origi, Diaz.

Everton: Pickford, Coleman, Holgate, Keane, Mykolenko, Allan, Doucoure, Iwobi, Gordon, Gray, Richarlison.
Subs: Begovic, Kenny, Lonergan, Delph, Branthwaite, El Ghazi, Alli, Rondon, Price.

[Master Splinter]

Everton somehow holding their own so far.

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0-0. HT.

Everton basically there to turn it into a pub brawl and so far Liverpool have no answer.

Jim Beglin crying about Everton importing these antics from the continent. It's still all the fault of the dirty forriners. British teams/players/managers are the bastions of honesty and decency and have never resorted to diving, timewasting or thuggery.

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Mane with an attempted eye gouge I see.

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Mane with an attempted eye gouge I see.

He should start every game on a red really.

Mane, Fabinho, Thiago, Alexander-Arnold, Rodri, Fernandinho, Mount, Kane, Son, Bruno Fernandes, McTominay and Andre Ayew can basically do anything in this league and know that the officials will just laugh it off.

I'm sure there's about twenty more that I'm forgetting.

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Iwobi :doh:.

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Gordon does an Iwobi.

[Globalgunner]

Should have been a pen in my view. Bottle job from ref and VAR

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Should have been a pelanty for Neverton?

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Gordon hits it across goal.

[Globalgunner]

Should have been a pelanty for Neverton?

They likely would have missed it anyway. Such is de istory of Neverton

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Gordon shoots wide.

Liverpool constantly getting caught out in the same area.

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AA booked.

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Should have been a pelanty for Neverton?

Soft, but "you've seen them given."

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AA booked.

Dangerous challenge.

If that was Xhaka....

Or Gabriel.

Or Cedric.

Or Partey.

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Keita and Mane off, Diaz and Origi on.

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Liverpool 1-0 Everton, Robertson.

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Gray only scores worldies against us.

[Letters]

:yawn:

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Gray only scores worldies against us.

Neil Mellor.

David Bentley.

Cuco Martina.

That fat fuck Danny Rose.

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Great defending by Robertson.

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2-0 Origi.

Another one against Everton.

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Liverpool 2-0 Neverton, ORIGI!!!!

Probably won't play now until the next Merseyside derby.

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If Everton need a win on the final day to stay up I am sure we will oblige.

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Why isn't that a red for Richarlison? :haha:

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Beglin not criticising Henderson for rolling around.

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If Everton need a win on the final day to stay up I am sure we will oblige.

Dele Alli screamer.

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2-0 FT.

Neverton. :wave:

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Dele Alli screamer.

Gray again probably.

[Marc Overmars]

Can’t really see City dropping anymore points looking at the fixtures.

Will probably be like 18/19 for Liverpool. I’m sure a CL win will be enough consolation though.

[Master Splinter]

Everton with 17% possession and 93 passes compared to 700 for Liverpool.

Absolute pub :bow:.

[Letters]

Everton with 17% possession and 93 passes compared to 700 for Liverpool.

Absolute pub :bow:.
Ooft! :lol:
Us losing to that lot :pal:

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Man Utd: De Gea; Dalot, Lindelof, Varane, Telles; McTominay, Matic; Elanga, Fernandes, Rashford; Ronaldo.
Subs: Bailly, Jones, Mata, Heaton, Henderson, Mejri, Shoretire, Garnacho, Fernandez.

Chelsea: Mendy; James, Thiago Silva, Rudiger; Azpilicueta; Jorginho, Kante, Alonso; Mount, Werner, Havertz.
Subs: Kepa, Lukaku, Pulisic, Loftus-Cheek, Chalobah, Saul, Ziyech, Kennedy, Sarr.

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Ronaldo. :lol:

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Havertz hits the side netting.

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Great save from De Gea to deny Havertz.

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Neville. :haha:

Says Man Utd deserve a beating.

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Awful from Fernandes.

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0-0 HT. That was dreaful.

Neville saying England have the four best teams in Europe earlier this season. :doh:

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Roy Keane comments soon. :popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Murderer scores for Chelsea

United :lol:

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0-1 Chelsea, Alonso.

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1-1 Ronaldo!

[Marc Overmars]

Ronaldo makes it 1-1 :lol:

Hilarious that people think he’s a problem.

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Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea, FT.

Chelsea six points ahead but they'd have to drop points in three games for us to finish above them really. I don't see that happening.

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It's hard to imagine Ronaldo playing in the Europa League/Conference League next season.

[Letters]

Can you imagine Utd without him?
They’re enough of a mess with! :d

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldo makes it 1-1 :lol:

Hilarious that people think he’s a problem.

Top scorer in the league, I would guess. Genuinely haven't looked and don't care. But rare, very, very rare, quality is hard to come by these days. He's way too good for this shitty league, even as an OAP. And I don't even like the bloke. But it's funny watching a real player go up against the shit that prances around the PL. What are there, 10 decent players in the whole league?

[Marc Overmars]

Only Salah has scored more PL goals.

Without Ronaldo they’d be bottom half. His downfall is that he’s actually too good for them.