This Weekend's Fixtures (07/08 Oct).

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Saturday, 7th October 2023
Luton Town v Tottenham Hotspur, 12:30 https://i.imgur.com/tM2pRxb.png
Burnley v Chelsea, 15:00
Everton v Bournemouth, 15:00
Fulham v Sheffield United, 15:00
Manchester United v Brentford, 15:00
Crystal Palace v Nottingham Forest, 17:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

Sunday, 8th October 2023
Brighton & Hove Albion v Liverpool, 14:00 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg
West Ham United v Newcastle United, 14:00
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Aston Villa, 14:00
Arsenal v Manchester City, 16:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

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We need a miracle performance from Luton today :pray:

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We need a miracle performance from Luton today :pray:

Not happening so far

Spurs unfortunately seem to have quite favourable fixtures up to December when they play City away


On the other hand I think they’ve also been quite fortunate, I think we should have beaten them and if Liverpool had managed to keep 11 players on the pitch they’d have beaten them. Hard to say how telling the wrongly disallowed goal was because they were already down to ten at the time

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Jesus, teenage lad in the home crowd has a proper Lloyd Christmas do

“You pumpkin pie haircutted freak”

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Luton seemed to have stemmed the flow of Spurs attacks. But they are just too poor in passing and overall possession to lay on any themselves

But Spurs you can see struggle against sides that defend deep.

Average duration of Luton attacks being less than five seconds don’t help

And Kulusevski should have buried that

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Maddison free kick, good pace and power but too high

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Ha ha ha Luton contrived to score but miles offside from original free kick

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No the penalisation came from a shove on Romero, fuck off…nothing wrong with that

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Bissouma sent off for Tottenham.

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Bissouma sent off

One yellow card for needless foul in middle of pitch

Second for clear dive

Ha ha ha what a muppet

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Bissouma sent off for Tottenham.

Deservedly as well, two yellows….one needless foul and one for being a cheating bastard by diving

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Hojberg on for Richarlison

Sarr showing all the composure of Michael J Fox

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1-0 Spurs. Hardly a surprise. Spurs could have nine players and still would have more attacking ability than Luton

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Van der Ven

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Doughty surely would have equalised if he was a premier league level player

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Luton have not won a single 50/50 from what I’ve seen

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Luton played onside by spurs, but once again poor first touch means they have to pass out wide and Morris brings off easy save from Vicario at near post

It really shouldn’t go without saying that Spurs have not looked remotely impressive today but they’ve come up against a side that looks non league

Pedro Porro with decent effort that curls just wide

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Ha ha ha ha fuck me Luton are terrible. Spurs are trying their best to be charitable but they just don’t want to take the gift

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Jokes aside I can’t fault Luton. They don’t lack ambition with their play, they are prepared to try and come forward and take shots on, just utterly hopeless. Their only chance of getting back into this, is if a spurs player shits the bed and gives away a pel

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Spurs enjoying sustained spell of possession (though doing nothing with it)

On comes Reliable Ross Barkley

Every Luton player, first touch of a rapist

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Fan in the away end wearing a corked hat…without any corks

Dozy Cunt

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1-0 FT. Spurs were poor (would have lost to most other teams) , Luton tried and tried and tried but you cant polish a turd

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Chelsea behind at Burnley, that’s a bit more like it

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Where’s Mac (the one who isn’t a complete arse clown)

It’s neither fair or particularly reasonable (by which I mean neither sensible or responsible) to leave this kind of thing to me


But anyway the drain circulars ahead at home to Bournemouth. Interesting stat that they haven’t scored more than once at home in over a year. That’s a real record of failure

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Brentford ahead at United

Jensen

Jesus, someone give the Dutchman a revolver and a bottle of decent whiskey

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Everton 2-0 Bournemouth

The Record has ended

Bournemouth is the last side they’ve beaten at Goodison park after that it’s been defeats to Fulham, Wolves, Ourselves and Luton

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Balls -Chelsea equalise

OG

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Where’s Mac (the one who isn’t a complete arse clown)

It’s neither fair or particularly reasonable (by which I mean neither sensible or responsible) to leave this kind of thing to me


But anyway the drain circulars ahead at home to Bournemouth. Interesting stat that they haven’t scored more than once at home in over a year. That’s a real record of failure

Hah sorry I got distracted with something else.

But yeah Ten Hag is fucked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Where’s Mac (the one who isn’t a complete arse clown)

It’s neither fair or particularly reasonable (by which I mean neither sensible or responsible) to leave this kind of thing to me


But anyway the drain circulars ahead at home to Bournemouth. Interesting stat that they haven’t scored more than once at home in over a year. That’s a real record of failure

Hah sorry I got distracted with something else.

But yeah Ten Hag is fucked.

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Hah sorry I got distracted with something else.

But yeah Ten Hag is fucked.

I half feel sorry for him, because he’s again part victim of a totally toxic dressing room and shoddily run club

But equally fuck him, whinging, excuse making tit!

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Burnley 1-2 Chelsea, Palmer.

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Burnley 1-2 Chelsea, Palmer.

Own goal and pelanty to get themselves in front

And bear in mind they are playing Burnley who whilst still behind are in contention with Sheffield United and Luton for most awful teams in the league

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Everton 3-0 Bournemouth, Doucoure!

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Everton 3-0 Bournemouth

The eternal conundrum, are Everton improving or are Bournemouth awful?

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Fulham 1-0 Sheffield United, Decordova-Reid
Burnley 1-3 Chelsea, Caicedo.

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It should be stated that Brentford’s goal was a result of another howler by Onana

The lad giving Massimo Taibi run for his money

Anyway Fulham 1-0 Sheffield United De Cordova-Reid

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Fulham 1-0 Sheffield United, Decordova-Reid
Burnley 1-3 Chelsea, Caicedo.

Oh fuck that

Can’t rely on anyone these days

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Burnley 1-4 Chelsea, Jackson.

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Chelsea 4-1 Jackson

I hope Burnley get relegated.

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Fulham 1-1 Sheffield United, Robinson OG

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2-1 Fulham. Total fluke.

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Fulham retake the lead, Sheffield United coughing up an own goal of their own

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Offside goal for Man Utd. :lol:

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Offside goal for Man Utd. :lol:

Chef’s kiss

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1-1 McTominay for Man Utd

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2-1 McTominay. Dutchman dodges the executioners blade

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Man Utd 2-1 Brentford, Maguire?!

Oh McTominay again. Wow.

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Well I won’t lie. Chelsea, Tottenham and United winning. That’s very disappointing

[Letters]

It’s going to be one of those weekends :rolleyes:

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It’s going to be one of those weekends :rolleyes:

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Brighton 1-0 Liverpool, Adingra!

West Ham 1-0 Newcastle, Soucek!

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Good run from Baleba but drags wide.

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Brighton 1-1 Liverpool, Salah!

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Lot of reasonably hard to call games today

Still don’t get why Liverpool insist on playing McAllister. A) he’s not that good and B) why buy Gravenberch or Endo if you don’t want a holding player to sit in front of your back line

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Pelanty to Liverpool.

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1-2 Salah.

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Adingra saved by Alisson!

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Gravenberch hits the bar!

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Wolves 1-0 Villa, Hwang!

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Wolves 1-1 Villa, Torres. :lol:

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West Ham 1-1 Newcastle, Isak. Unless VAR rules it out.

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West Ham 1-2 Newcastle, Isak with his second!

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Brighton 2-2 Liverpool, Robertson OG, Dunk?

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What a miss from Joao Pedro!

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Kudus makes it a Desmond

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West Ham 2-2 Newcastle, Kudus!

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Brighton 2-2 Liverpool, FT.

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West Ham 2-2 Newcastle, FT.

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Wolves 1-1 Villa, FT.

No winners so far. :lol:

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Wolves 1-1 Villa, FT.

No winners so far. :lol:


About right, closely fought contests

Yes I think Liverpool are better than Brighton and Newcastle better than West Ham, but these are tough teams especially with the crowd on their side

Villa again much better than Wolves but a local derby away from home.

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To be honest, would take a draw against city now…given Jorginho has started (I like him he’s a decent passer of the ball, but you can’t expect anything good to come from it when he plays against a high pressing team) and Saka