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GP
15-01-2018, 04:51 PM
Ryan Giggs is the new Wales manager.

Presumably he won't show up for friendlies.

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
15-01-2018, 05:04 PM
Cyrille Regis :rose:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42687285

RIP indeed!

Cripps
23-01-2018, 06:04 PM
Phil Neville has been appointed head coach of England through to the end of the 2021 UEFA Women’s Championship campaign. #SSN

Women's football:lol:

AFC Leveller
23-01-2018, 09:03 PM
There are some old tweets from him "appearing" to show he's sexist. The daily mail is running a story in it.

The ugly cunt has deleted his account after receiving abuse from other users.

Niall_Quinn
23-01-2018, 09:03 PM
New England Women's head coach Phil Neville has deleted his Twitter account after a series of sexist historic posts on social media were uncovered. Neville was confirmed as the new boss of the Lionesses on Tuesday evening — replacing Mark Sampson — and was handed a deal which will see him coach the side until the 2021 UEFA Women's Championship. But eagle eyed social media users spotted a series of tweets, including one in which he seemed to make light of domestic abuse.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/23/20/48822FC000000578-0-image-a-11_1516738628133.jpg

Niall_Quinn
23-01-2018, 09:06 PM
Makes you think. Is there anything I have said on GW that might have caused offence to some cunt? Certainly not going back to comb through all my postings. Probably won't ever be England manager of the bird's team anyway.

KSE Comedy Club
23-01-2018, 09:20 PM
Makes you think. Is there anything I have said on GW that might have caused offence to some cunt? Certainly not going back to comb through all my postings. Probably won't ever be England manager of the bird's team anyway.
I think the only cunt you’ve caused offence to in the past is Letters.

No offence Letters :hug:

Letters
23-01-2018, 10:22 PM
None taken <_<




:crying:

Xhaka Can’t
24-01-2018, 01:24 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180124/2294fb691142d5b597adbc4b032359cb.jpg


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Niall_Quinn
24-01-2018, 01:26 PM
He said "bird"

:doh:

I'm fucking outraged!

Could you all please gather around to watch me being outraged?

Letters
24-01-2018, 02:18 PM
A FB Feminist Friend is outraged about this appointment.
OUTRAGED!

LDG
24-01-2018, 02:41 PM
Feminism is women that look like men innit.

KSE Comedy Club
24-01-2018, 02:59 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180124/2294fb691142d5b597adbc4b032359cb.jpg


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Best. Reply. Ever.

:lol:

Niall_Quinn
24-01-2018, 03:42 PM
Feminism is women that look like men innit.

And "men" that look like women, don't forget them.

Shaqiri Is Boss
24-01-2018, 07:17 PM
Leeds' new badge.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUTZjzIWsAAlAf7.jpg

Wow.

McNamara That Ghost...
24-01-2018, 07:18 PM
Has he got a cough?

Cripps
26-01-2018, 04:01 PM
Klopp: "I like night games. Fans can go out in Liverpool afterwards. It's a better time to play football than at 12. I'm hungry at 12."

:lol: klopp :bow:

Cripps
27-01-2018, 03:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid go for Mauricio Pochettino | @AdamCrafton_ https://t.co/96yPBq5vic https://t.co/7FJtnaVo0D

:pray:

Niall_Quinn
27-01-2018, 03:14 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid go for Mauricio Pochettino | @AdamCrafton_ https://t.co/96yPBq5vic https://t.co/7FJtnaVo0D

:pray:

Wenger to the spuds?

Please?

AFC Leveller
30-01-2018, 08:02 AM
Sturridge joins West Brom on loan for the rest of the season.

As they say, if you can't beat them, join them.

Letters
30-01-2018, 11:46 AM
Wenger to the spuds?

Please?

:lol: Maybe Wenger has been playing the long game so he can go to Spurs and take them down from the inside.
Wenger :bow:

Letters
06-02-2018, 09:31 AM
PL Considering a Winter Break

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42954835

Marc Overmars
06-02-2018, 09:52 AM
I’ve personally always felt a winter break would have some benefit. Yes these cunts are paid a fortune but it is taxing on the body to play so often with little rest. I don’t think there needs to be 3-4 week break like there is in other leagues but why not just play up to Boxing Day and then nothing till the FA Cup third round gameweek? Which is only what, 10 days?

Alternatively, get rid of the League Cup.

The Emirates Gallactico
06-02-2018, 09:55 AM
Problem is that they'll all head off to the Middle East or the States to play some lucrative matches instead of resting which is what ostensibly the break is meant to be for.


Meh. There priorities are in the wrong place. The PL should be focusing on increasing the number of viewers in the UK by trying to bring down the price of them or moving to a more easier & cheaper streaming mode. The latest reports about the number of subscribers Sky Sports and BT Sports are losing should be incredibly alarming to them.

GP
06-02-2018, 10:04 AM
I’ve personally always felt a winter break would have some benefit. Yes these cunts are paid a fortune but it is taxing on the body to play so often with little rest. I don’t think there needs to be 3-4 week break like there is in other leagues but why not just play up to Boxing Day and then nothing till the FA Cup third round gameweek? Which is only what, 10 days?

Alternatively, get rid of the League Cup.

Definitely get rid of the League Cup. Make it for Championship and below.

The Emirates Gallactico
06-02-2018, 10:13 AM
Definitely get rid of the League Cup. Make it for Championship and below.

Don't think that's needed. Just scrap FA Cup replays and make the League Cup semi's one match only and that alone will free up a couple of weeks of football which you could structure into a fortnight winter break over Christmas.

There's only four realistic trophies available for us ordinarily and so I'd hate to lose one of them.

Niall_Quinn
06-02-2018, 10:14 AM
I’ve personally always felt a winter break would have some benefit. Yes these cunts are paid a fortune but it is taxing on the body to play so often with little rest. I don’t think there needs to be 3-4 week break like there is in other leagues but why not just play up to Boxing Day and then nothing till the FA Cup third round gameweek? Which is only what, 10 days?

Alternatively, get rid of the League Cup.

Would save us getting a hiding from the gypos I suppose. Yes, get rid. We can concentrate on coming 6th. And most of our players already have a winter break, does this mean they'll get two?

KSE Comedy Club
06-02-2018, 10:22 AM
I've always thought that Sky and BT should share the rights to all games and then offer people a television season ticket for their team.

Then it's up to them to see who can give consumers the best deal, that's proper choice.

All this shit about consumers should have a choice - but then we are stitched up when we have to subscribe to both just to see CL and PL football :sulk:

Fuckers.

Globalgunner
13-02-2018, 03:54 PM
Ryan Mason has to retire at 26 following a skull fracture
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43045432

Hard to believe he could not come back from that. Are outfield players really at a greater risk than keepers. Maybe they would not let him wear a protective skull glove like Cech.

Hope he finds a new vocation.

HCZ
13-02-2018, 03:59 PM
There was a guy I knew in my early twenties who for some reason was missing the solid bone at the back of the skull, so potentially you could render him unconscious or make him forget his mums face by pressing the back of his head.

Was none too bright either way

Cripps
13-02-2018, 04:18 PM
There was a guy I knew in my early twenties who for some reason was missing the solid bone at the back of the skull, so potentially you could render him unconscious or make him forget his mums face by pressing the back of his head.

Was none too bright either way

Was his name HCZ?

HCZ
13-02-2018, 04:33 PM
Was his name HCZ?

Was his name Herbert Chapman’s Zombie as if that’s a name anyone has in real life???

Surprisingly enough no :haha:

Cripps
13-02-2018, 04:51 PM
That's a yes then.

Letters
13-02-2018, 05:15 PM
There was a guy I knew in my early twenties who for some reason was missing the solid bone at the back of the skull, so potentially you could render him unconscious or make him forget his mums face by pressing the back of his head.

Was none too bright either way

He had a "restore to factory settings" button? Cool.

HCZ
13-02-2018, 05:55 PM
He had a "restore to factory settings" button? Cool.

Well if factory settings were half crazed moron yes I suppose so

Good way of just shutting him up I guess

Letters
13-02-2018, 07:46 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43052024

and it's LIVE!

HCZ
14-02-2018, 12:40 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43055965

:haha: horrible cunts

McNamara That Ghost...
16-02-2018, 07:03 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43092534

WTF?

Globalgunner
16-02-2018, 07:27 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43092534

WTF?

I guess none of them has heard of Uber

GP
16-02-2018, 08:23 PM
They are uber cunts

Globalgunner
16-02-2018, 08:35 PM
Johnny Evans:haha::haha:
Never have I been so happy that we are "broke"

GP
26-02-2018, 09:41 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43187129

Wenger :doh:

Niall_Quinn
01-03-2018, 10:00 AM
I'm surprised none of us are outraged at this VAR thing and calling for it to be banned. Isn't that what we're supposed to be saying?

Almost every match it is rolled out in is a farce. Terrible thing. We need to go back to letting the refs do whatever the fuck they want without question.

VAR had it's chance, now let's get rid of it and hear no more about these newfangled anti-cheaty things.

IBK
01-03-2018, 10:20 AM
I'm surprised none of us are outraged at this VAR thing and calling for it to be banned. Isn't that what we're supposed to be saying?

Almost every match it is rolled out in is a farce. Terrible thing. We need to go back to letting the refs do whatever the fuck they want without question.

VAR had it's chance, now let's get rid of it and hear no more about these newfangled anti-cheaty things.

Part of the problem seems to be that many decisions aren't being made by the match referee, but being made independently by the VAR. Maybe things would improve if VAR could not intercvene unless specifically requested by the guy in the middle. I think that the system is being used more to try to protect match officials than in a common sense way.

Goonermerree
01-03-2018, 02:45 PM
I think they should let each manager have 3 challenges or something like they do in tennis, instead of every decision being challenged.

Marc Overmars
12-03-2018, 08:05 AM
https://youtu.be/myaUBQ_IvIY

Dirty Scouse Rat.

Goonermerree
12-03-2018, 08:14 AM
https://youtu.be/myaUBQ_IvIY

Dirty Scouse Rat.

I don't think he was even provoked that much either.

McNamara That Ghost...
12-03-2018, 08:35 AM
Isn't that just the way he talks? It's a sign of respect in Uruguay.

Also, bye. :wave:

Marc Overmars
12-03-2018, 08:44 AM
I don't think he was even provoked that much either.

I’m sure he’s encountered far worse heckling than that as well.

Football fans will always be annoying dicks but if being taunted about a result draws that kind of reaction it says a lot about the person. Scum.

Cripps
12-03-2018, 09:31 AM
Disgusting.

He comes across as quite confrontational and fiery. Not sure why. He's had a great life and made a ton of money. Not sure why he's so bitter.

Goonermerree
12-03-2018, 09:37 AM
Disgusting.

He comes across as quite confrontational and fiery. Not sure why. He's had a great life and made a ton of money. Not sure why he's so bitter.

And he deserved every penny of it!

Cripps
12-03-2018, 09:41 AM
Twitter:

That Carragher incident happens all the time to the poor Mcdonalds employees when Harry Kane turns up at the drive through window.

:haha:

HCZ
12-03-2018, 11:37 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43369490

:haha:

HCZ
12-03-2018, 11:39 AM
https://youtu.be/myaUBQ_IvIY

Dirty Scouse Rat.

I wonder if it was just saliva or a big old wad of phlegm mixed in for good measure

Letters
12-03-2018, 01:06 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43369490

:haha:

See. This is why they should give referees guns. #TheNRA

McNamara That Ghost...
12-03-2018, 01:25 PM
I’m sure he’s encountered far worse heckling than that as well.

Football fans will always be annoying dicks but if being taunted about a result draws that kind of reaction it says a lot about the person. Scum.

He said no excuses. After he made excuses.

Niall_Quinn
12-03-2018, 01:32 PM
He's spat on a Utd fan. Or am I missing something?

What are they saying he did wrong?

Cripps
14-03-2018, 01:28 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43397583

:lol: Tottenham :bow:

Niall_Quinn
14-03-2018, 01:57 PM
It's unacceptable to even ASK that question? Surely it's the answer that counts, not the question.

What a nasty little Orwellian shitheap we are heading for.

Anyway, every half decent study has shown that the woman's place most clearly is in the home, when kids are involved. And the father's place is with the family and not abandoning the fuck out of it at the first significant hurdle. But these are inconvenient realities for the lazy, self absorbed meToo handout losers who have been proliferating out of control since the 80s.

Letters
14-03-2018, 02:31 PM
:lol: You're actually right. You're not allowed to ask the question because only one opinion is allowed.
True of lots of things these days.

Marc Overmars
14-03-2018, 02:36 PM
A woman's place is definitely in the home.

Mac76
14-03-2018, 04:06 PM
I wonder if it was just saliva or a big old wad of phlegm mixed in for good measure

wasn't he just saying "I'm Jamie Cargrghrghghrghgghghgger" ?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-03-2018, 01:30 AM
Southampton appoint Mark Hughes.

How do the cabal of managers (Hughes, Pardiola, Pulis and Fat Sam) keep getting jobs?

Xhaka Can’t
15-03-2018, 07:17 AM
I’ve always liked Southampton.

Hope they go down.

Globalgunner
15-03-2018, 07:21 AM
I’ve always liked Southampton.

Hope they go down.

With Hughes in charge, they surely will.

Niall_Quinn
15-03-2018, 09:58 AM
With Hughes in charge, they surely will.

But he won't be in charge when they are actually going down, will he? He'll have been sacked by then, in order to move on to bigger things.

Niall_Quinn
15-03-2018, 09:59 AM
What happens when Hughes, Pullis and Allardyce have managed every shit club in the league? Do they go around and start again?

Cripps
15-03-2018, 10:27 AM
Southampton turn to another of the British old guard:lol:

When will teams learn :lol:

There's a few inspiring young and up coming managers in the championship that should be given a chance, not the same old archaic dinosaurs.

It looks like Lambert is taking Stoke down, Pardew is taking West Brom down and Woy is taking Palace down. Allardyce is destroying Everton and Moyes is destroying West Ham. They all deserve it.

Marc Overmars
15-03-2018, 10:30 AM
Why don’t British managers ever get a chance?

They’re actually given more chances than most.

Goonermerree
15-03-2018, 10:38 AM
Southampton appoint Mark Hughes.

How do the cabal of managers (Hughes, Pardiola, Pulis and Fat Sam) keep getting jobs?

It's a good question, they've earned millions being rubbish. Don't other clubs watch how they manage other teams then get the sack for failure?

Niall_Quinn
15-03-2018, 11:33 AM
It's a good question, they've earned millions being rubbish. Don't other clubs watch how they manage other teams then get the sack for failure?

That's a racist comment.

If he wasn't white I'd be fucking offended.

Goonermerree
15-03-2018, 01:09 PM
That's a racist comment.

If he wasn't white I'd be fucking offended.

:rolleyes: There's always one!!!!!

Globalgunner
23-03-2018, 07:32 AM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43502624

Messi :bow::bow::bow::bow::bow:

The kids completely forgot about Aguero their best player.

They havent met Sanogo yet however.

Cripps
24-03-2018, 09:14 AM
Spurs consider triggering Jonny Evans' £3m release clause if West Brom are relegated | @Matt_Law_DT https://t.co/QVSS8xNz84

Imagine replacing aldewierald with Evans :lol: :pray:

Letters
30-03-2018, 09:26 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43598431

:lol:

Niall_Quinn
01-04-2018, 09:04 PM
Spurs consider triggering Jonny Evans' £3m release clause if West Brom are relegated | @Matt_Law_DT https://t.co/QVSS8xNz84

Imagine replacing aldewierald with Evans :lol: :pray:

3M release clause? When the gypos and ourselves were chasing him for 30 mill?

McNamara That Ghost...
02-04-2018, 11:16 AM
Pardiola leaves WBA. :haha:

That went well.

GP
02-04-2018, 12:13 PM
Which of the old boys club will replace him?

The Emirates Gallactico
02-04-2018, 12:28 PM
It all went south for him after that stupid dance.

Globalgunner
02-04-2018, 05:29 PM
Which of the old boys club will replace him?

Harry is available, i think.

Niall_Quinn
02-04-2018, 05:44 PM
Harry is available, i think.

And Rosie blew all her transfer bungs on chew bones and Pedigree Chum, so she might be up for the assistant role.

GP
04-04-2018, 01:16 PM
Ray Wilkins is dead.

Marc Overmars
04-04-2018, 01:38 PM
Very sad. :rose:

Same age as my dad.

dostoy
04-04-2018, 01:39 PM
Terrible shame.

He was not old at all and it must be such a shock for his family, especially his wife.

Letters
04-04-2018, 02:33 PM
Butch :rose:

Only 61, too :(

Cripps
13-04-2018, 09:58 PM
Pep Guardiola reveals rivals who blocked introduction of VAR to Premier League
https://t.co/QgzuvInJfZ https://t.co/kxH3O80ppt

Shock Man Utd don't want it introduced :lol:

That would put an end to their corruption with the FA :lol:

Niall_Quinn
13-04-2018, 10:08 PM
Pep Guardiola reveals rivals who blocked introduction of VAR to Premier League
https://t.co/QgzuvInJfZ https://t.co/kxH3O80ppt

Shock Man Utd don't want it introduced :lol:

That would put an end to their corruption with the FA :lol:

Not really. Real time photoshopping of video is now a reality.

Letters
15-04-2018, 02:42 PM
http://newsthump.com/2018/04/14/harry-kane-awarded-grand-national-victory-after-successful-appeal/

Kane :bow:

GP
21-04-2018, 04:27 PM
Sunderland relegated again :lol:

Letters
21-04-2018, 04:41 PM
Sunderland relegated again :lol:

Yeah! What's up with that?

GP
21-04-2018, 04:42 PM
Yeah! What's up with that?

It's what they get for hiring shit managers.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2018, 05:22 PM
Brizzle City 5-5 Hull City. :blink:

Sunderland. :haha:

Fulham to be promoted instead of Cardiff. :pray:

Cripps
22-04-2018, 10:21 PM
Salah wins POTY:bow:

A muslim wins it :bow:

NQ :haha:

Tommy Robinson :haha:

Marc Overmars
22-04-2018, 10:41 PM
Would have given it to KDB personally but Salah is more than worthy. A truly exceptional player.

Goonermerree
23-04-2018, 07:56 AM
It's what they get for hiring shit managers.

I wouldn't have classed Chris Coleman as a shit manager. I don't know why he took that job, thought he could have done better on the back of is Euro 16 campaign.

The Emirates Gallactico
23-04-2018, 08:14 AM
So the two players that were in contention for player of the year were sold at Chelsea within the space of a year. Anyone know who the manager was at that time?

Goonermerree
23-04-2018, 08:17 AM
Would have given it to KDB personally but Salah is more than worthy. A truly exceptional player.

I would too, mainly because he helped them to actually win something.

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
23-04-2018, 08:55 AM
The right guy won it for me and it's an individual word given rightfully to the best player individually......and Salah will also break that prick Ronaldo's record for goals in a 38 game league season.

Flavs
23-04-2018, 09:34 AM
So the two players that were in contention for player of the year were sold at Chelsea within the space of a year. Anyone know who the manager was at that time?

your mum

Letters
23-04-2018, 09:54 AM
your mum

It's this kind of wit and repartee which this place has been missing since you stopped posting
:hug:

GP
23-04-2018, 09:55 AM
KDB woz robbed

#WhiteGenocide

Flavs
23-04-2018, 10:10 AM
It's this kind of wit and repartee which this place has been missing since you stopped posting
:hug:

:gp:

Mac76
26-04-2018, 11:59 AM
Rodwell - £70k a week and his manager doesn't even know where he is...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43905840

what a way to earn a living - what kind of f**kwit lawyers do the clubs use to draw up these contracts?

Goonermerree
26-04-2018, 12:29 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43906272

Wembley: Football Association offered £800m to sell national football stadium

Please don't!

Marc Overmars
26-04-2018, 12:43 PM
Cost 757m to build. :lol:

Shows how much of a white elephant they created.

Mac76
26-04-2018, 12:44 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43906272

Wembley: Football Association offered £800m to sell national football stadium

Please don't!

American 'football' is the worst 'game' in the world - utter b******s

The Emirates Gallactico
26-04-2018, 01:38 PM
If it means Spurs miss out on NFL money as Wembley becomes the permanent home of a new NFL team then I'm all for it. :lol:


And it's probably closer to a billion once you include inflation. The FA would be taking a loss on it especially once you include the cost of managing & operating it so far.

Marc Overmars
26-04-2018, 01:40 PM
I can’t see American Football ever being more than a minor novelty here. Waste of time and money.

AFC Leveller
26-04-2018, 01:53 PM
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31301865_2106139049623423_8796806611583290319_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=7e3bfe4d1ca8460a7ca46a6234fb4662&oe=5B504A62

The Emirates Gallactico
26-04-2018, 01:58 PM
I can’t see American Football ever being more than a minor novelty here. Waste of time and money.

Nah it's reasonably popular. A lot of people at my Uni were into it .... mind you they were pretty much all hipsters.


I reckon one London based UK team participating in the actual NFL competition could be successful. But there's no way in hell that there's enough support for an entire UK league to emerge which is a damning indictment of how it pales in comparison to football as the world's sport.

KSE Comedy Club
26-04-2018, 02:07 PM
More to the point, we shouldn’t be selling our own & only national football stadium.

It’s just fucking daft. Any hint of money and the FA’s eyes light up :rolleyes:

Goonermerree
26-04-2018, 04:10 PM
More to the point, we shouldn’t be selling our own & only national football stadium.

It’s just fucking daft. Any hint of money and the FA’s eyes light up :rolleyes:

That's my point exactly. I bet the French own the Stade de France!

Flavs
26-04-2018, 05:40 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43912546

Has anyone ever wasted their career more than Saido Berahino?

What a tool

Letters
26-04-2018, 05:48 PM
More to the point, we shouldn’t be selling our own & only national football stadium.

It’s just fucking daft. Any hint of money and the FA’s eyes light up :rolleyes:

To be fair, it's only an offer that's been made.

Goonermerree
26-04-2018, 05:53 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43912546

Has anyone ever wasted their career more than Saido Berahino?

What a tool

He took his bat and ball home when they wouldn't let him talk to Spurs.

Goonermerree
26-04-2018, 05:54 PM
To be fair, it's only an offer that's been made.

It should have been rejected immediately!

Niall_Quinn
26-04-2018, 06:29 PM
That's my point exactly. I bet the French own the Stade de France!

Nope. Harry Kane.

Goonermerree
27-04-2018, 11:45 AM
It looks like this deal for Wembley will go through. England won't be able to pay there if it clashes with and NFL match. Let's just all become American.

GP
27-04-2018, 01:35 PM
It should have been rejected immediately!

There's no benefit to keeping it. Just sell it, make sure the deal involves rights for England games and Cup finals, and invest the money into grass roots.

Globalgunner
27-04-2018, 02:55 PM
There's no benefit to keeping it. Just sell it, make sure the deal involves rights for England games and Cup finals, and invest the money into grass roots.

Yeh man!. Free blow for everybody.

Xhaka Can’t
27-04-2018, 02:59 PM
It will become a white elephant. Most stadiums do.

Letters
27-04-2018, 03:34 PM
Yeh man!. Free blow for everybody.

Like your mum does?

Cripps
27-04-2018, 04:36 PM
It will become a white elephant. Most stadiums do.

Racist:sulk:

GP
29-04-2018, 12:09 AM
Steven Gerrard to be named as the Rangers manager.

To be fair, he has prior form in stopping Brendan Rodgers winning the league.

Xhaka Can’t
29-04-2018, 12:17 AM
:lol:

Goonermerree
29-04-2018, 11:11 AM
Steven Gerrard to be named as the Rangers manager.

To be fair, he has prior form in stopping Brendan Rodgers winning the league.

:haha:If we could click 'like', this post would have lots.

Goonermerree
29-04-2018, 12:17 PM
Coleman has been sacked!

Cripps
01-05-2018, 09:29 AM
Mohamed Salah wins the FWA Footballer of the Year award. I confess I voted for Kevin De Bruyne but Salah is a worthy winner.

:bow:

KSE Comedy Club
01-05-2018, 10:36 AM
There's no benefit to keeping it. Just sell it, make sure the deal involves rights for England games and Cup finals, and invest the money into grass roots.

As if that would happen :lol:

They will just pocket the cash, the greedy fuckers!

KSE Comedy Club
01-05-2018, 10:38 AM
:haha:If we could click 'like', this post would have lots.

Yeh that's true!

Letters, can we have a 'post like' button function added to the forum?

It's not a bad shout tbf

Letters
01-05-2018, 01:25 PM
Letters, can we have a 'post like' button function added to the forum?

It's not a bad shout tbf
I see. I see how it is. Now you want something :sulk:

Having done some extensive research on this matter (read "quickly Googled") it sounds like this is possible.
Will get our troop of monkeys at typewriters on it.

KSE Comedy Club
01-05-2018, 01:56 PM
I see. I see how it is. Now you want something :sulk:

Having done some extensive research on this matter (read "quickly Googled") it sounds like this is possible.
Will get our troop of monkeys at typewriters on it.

I thought that is what you were here for?

Apart from being slated and treated like shit (for your twisted views of course) most of the time, what else is there for you to do around here?! :lol:

Top work though, it would certainly be a bit of a laugh and help people quickly like / dislike posts.

Maybe we could just have it as thumbs up or thumbs down ??? I dunno, let's see what the monkeys come up with ;)

Niall_Quinn
01-05-2018, 03:59 PM
Let's face it - EVERY post by EVERYONE will be disliked.

It's GW.

Marc Overmars
01-05-2018, 10:31 PM
Apparently MP’s are going to meet to discuss safe standing.

About time, football is 10x more enjoyable to watch standing up. Getting up and down during every attack is the most irritating thing ever.

GP
01-05-2018, 10:33 PM
It won't happen.

AFC Leveller
02-05-2018, 09:58 AM
I wonder what the thinking is behind Rangers going for Gerrard as manager? They probably thought "right, if anyone can stop Rodgers winning the league, its Gerrard, hes already done it once.

The Emirates Gallactico
02-05-2018, 11:47 AM
I wonder what the thinking is behind Rangers going for Gerrard as manager? They probably thought "right, if anyone can stop Rodgers winning the league, its Gerrard, hes already done it once.

I think it's just because he's a big name, he may help attract some bigger names to the club to play for him. Plus it'll generally expand the status of Rangers which it needs after several barren years in the lower leagues.

KSE Comedy Club
03-05-2018, 04:33 PM
Paul lambert thinks £35m would only be enough to buy Jack Butlands right glove & with modern day transfer fees it’s not a serious fee to offer.

:haha::haha:

The Emirates Gallactico
03-05-2018, 05:28 PM
tbh I rate Butland though but 35 million is way over priced considering there's a good chance he's going to get relegated.

Reckon he'll want to get out of Stoke and we could get him for 20 million provided there's no competition.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-05-2018, 06:09 PM
Pickford was £25m rising to £30m from a relegated team, and that was before fees went even more mental this season, and Butland is the more established of the two, or at least was when he joined Everton.

Always hesitate when buying defensive players, especially goalies from shit teams though.

The Emirates Gallactico
04-05-2018, 02:31 PM
Gerrard officially appointed as Rangers Manager on a four year deal. :unsure:


Yeah this isn't going to end well.

LDG
04-05-2018, 08:58 PM
Lit. Lit. Lit. Can’t wait for Gerrard to fail and join BT Sport / Sky fail pundits gang.

GP
05-05-2018, 07:05 PM
Fergie is seriously ill in hospital.

https://news.sky.com/story/sir-alex-ferguson-seriously-ill-in-hospital-11360565

LDG
05-05-2018, 07:36 PM
Fergie is seriously ill in hospital.

https://news.sky.com/story/sir-alex-ferguson-seriously-ill-in-hospital-11360565

Shit. Hope he’s ok.

The bloke is the best manager I’ve seen in our league.

Letters
05-05-2018, 08:34 PM
By a mile the GOAT, always feel comparing a manager to him is like comparing a striker to Henry, it's a little unfair.
Hope he gets well soon.

Marc Overmars
05-05-2018, 09:00 PM
Get well soon Fergie!

Cripps
05-05-2018, 09:16 PM
Fergie :bow:

Goonermerree
05-05-2018, 09:36 PM
Didn't like him and his mind games, but he was a great manager. Get well soon.

Xhaka Can’t
05-05-2018, 09:51 PM
Hope he makes a full recovery.

Niall_Quinn
06-05-2018, 10:07 AM
Fergie beats Wenger to the headlines one more time, and I don't say it in a vindictive towards either. It's seems to be fate.

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 10:30 AM
Final day of the Championship league season.

Cardiff or Fulham to be automatically promoted

Preston or Derby in the play-offs along with Villa, Middlesbrough and Fulham or Cardiff.

Reading, Birmingham, Barnsley, Burton or Bolton to be relegated (any two of them).

All the matches on in one hour.

The Emirates Gallactico
06-05-2018, 12:24 PM
Fulham two down at HT whilst Cardiff are drawing.

Fulham need to better Cardiff's result so as it is Cardiff are going up automatically.

Tbh Warnock's shithousery aside, I actually prefer Cardiff over Fulham. We've got too many London clubs in the PL as it is. Good to get some more Welsh representation especially if Swansea go down.

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 01:07 PM
Derby are hammering Barnsley so they will be in the play-ofsfs

Barnsley and Bolton are going down.

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 01:14 PM
Bolton 1-2 Forest. :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 01:19 PM
Bolton 3-2 Forest!!!!

:haha:

The Emirates Gallactico
06-05-2018, 01:20 PM
Fulham pull one back. :popcorn:

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 01:20 PM
3-1 to Birmingham now.

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 01:21 PM
Preston 2-1 Burton! Burton need two goals otherwise are going down.

The Emirates Gallactico
06-05-2018, 01:21 PM
So Cardiff & Wolves in the PL next year.

Should be fun.

Cripps
06-05-2018, 01:25 PM
Fulham :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 01:26 PM
Bolton stay up!

Burton and Barnsley are down.

McNamara That Ghost...
06-05-2018, 01:32 PM
Pulis can't be allowed to come back up via the play-offs. :sick:

McNamara That Ghost...
12-05-2018, 04:42 PM
Derby beat Fulham 1-0 in the first leg of their semi-final.

Boro 0-1 Villa, Jedinak in the other. Come on Villa. :pray:

Goonermerree
12-05-2018, 05:07 PM
I wanted Boro to win until I found out that Pulis was on the manager-go-round there. When did that happen? I can't keep up with the likes of Pardew, Hughes, Pulis, Allerdyce, Moyes - anyone I left out?

McNamara That Ghost...
12-05-2018, 05:35 PM
That's about it I think.

McNamara That Ghost...
12-05-2018, 06:06 PM
Big Man is down.

McNamara That Ghost...
12-05-2018, 06:09 PM
0-1 FT.

Pulis. :haha:

LDG
12-05-2018, 06:43 PM
Arrrrrsenal.

Tony Pulis is 61

Pube lice

GP
12-05-2018, 07:11 PM
Arrrrrsenal.

Tony Pulis is 61

Pube lice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_7W-h0T618

McNamara That Ghost...
14-05-2018, 08:33 PM
Fulham 2-0 Derby, they're going through to the final as it stands.

GP
15-05-2018, 03:05 PM
Former Aston Villa player Jlloyd Samuel has died

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44127716

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2018, 06:31 PM
Awful. :(

Villa have their 2nd Leg with Boro tonight.

Going to be a minutes applause for Jlloyd Samuel apparently, which I never quite fathom in situations in such as these.

Goonermerree
15-05-2018, 06:44 PM
Awful. :(

Villa have their 2nd Leg with Boro tonight.

Going to be a minutes applause for Jlloyd Samuel apparently, which I never quite fathom in situations in such as these.

Firstly, to celebrate the life of the person, secondly, I think, so that idiots can't spoil a minute's silence.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2018, 06:52 PM
It's just something that annoys me. I get it for someone elderly in that way but in tragic circumstances it just doesn't sit right.

Grief can be expressed in different ways I suppose and what I think shouldn't detract from the sadness of the situation.

Goonermerree
15-05-2018, 07:24 PM
It's just something that annoys me. I get it for someone elderly in that way but in tragic circumstances it just doesn't sit right.

Grief can be expressed in different ways I suppose and what I think shouldn't detract from the sadness of the situation.

I see what you mean.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2018, 08:35 PM
Johnstone handles the ball outside of the area to deny a clear goalscoring opportunity, yellow is the decision.

Downing hits the bar from the resultant freekick. :haha:

Pulis is going to be fuming. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2018, 08:41 PM
Villa are in to the play-off final!

Pulis. :haha:

Big Man. :sick:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2018, 08:43 PM
Pitch invasion for making a play-off final? Jesus wept.

Master Splinter
15-05-2018, 08:47 PM
Steve Bruce is the other one after Fat Sam, Pulis, Moyes, Pardew and Hughes.

But he's actually worse. If Villa are promoted, they'll surely appoint someone who can do something in the Premier League?

Fulham would be better from a footballing point of view.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2018, 08:49 PM
They'd keep him and give it five games before the protests.

GP
16-05-2018, 08:51 AM
Fat Sam :wave:

Marc Overmars
16-05-2018, 08:58 AM
I would say hopefully that's the last we see of him but some pub team will hire him again next season when they're struggling. :sleep:

Xhaka Can’t
16-05-2018, 09:13 AM
I hope it isn’t us.

Marc Overmars
16-05-2018, 12:06 PM
Moyes leaves West Ham. :sleep:

GP
16-05-2018, 01:15 PM
Moyes leaves West Ham. :sleep:

Pulis in.

Goonermerree
16-05-2018, 04:05 PM
Pulis in.

The manger-go round continues.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2018, 06:09 PM
Old Boys Cartel. :bow:

Mac76
16-05-2018, 07:27 PM
They're both finished now surely, if keeping their clubs up isn't enough anymore

Not a fan of Moyes but he saved W Ham but they still sacked him, they're a pretty shit club too, who do they think they're going to get ffs?

Mac76
18-05-2018, 05:45 PM
Good to see West Brom have done the right thing.

Darren Moore rewarded for great results

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44174232

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2018, 07:19 PM
Lambert has left Stoke.

:lol:

He's another one to add to the list of the Old Boys Cartel.

LDG
18-05-2018, 07:53 PM
Lambert has left Stoke.

:lol:

He's another one to add to the list of the Old Boys Cartel.

Keys in a bowl.

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2018, 08:03 PM
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/presenters-andy-gray-jamie-redknapp-ruud-gullit-and-richard-keys-pose-picture-id96298860

Master Splinter
19-05-2018, 06:56 PM
Bayern 0-1 Eintracht Frankfurt currently in the German Cup final.

Time to :haha: at Bayern before they eventually win 4-1.

Master Splinter
19-05-2018, 08:07 PM
Lewandowski made it 1-1.

Frankfurt than took the lead again. 1-2.

In the last minute, Bayern were denied a pelanty with the use of VAR.

Then Frankfurt went up the other end and made it 1-3.

:haha: :haha:

Bayern with a shocking end to the season.

Master Splinter
19-05-2018, 08:11 PM
Eintracht Frankfurt :bow:.

Football saved twice today.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-05-2018, 09:10 PM
FC Hollywood. :haha:

Ancient Man Heynckes will be given the boot again.

Marc Overmars
19-05-2018, 10:08 PM
Niko Kovac the Frankfurt manager has been appointed new Bayern manager for next season. :lol:

Niall_Quinn
20-05-2018, 09:50 AM
The PATHETIC Sean Custis doing his SJW feminist bullshit defending the ridiculously incompetent Karen Brady. Not even Ollie Holt will swallow it and ends up shooting Custis in the face.

Good shot!

Niall_Quinn
21-05-2018, 11:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE9YrZSCxQg

This is why I love football. All the other stuff is just so much bullshit. Deli Alli? Wayne Rooney? Lewandowski? Lumpkaku? Are you kidding?

Master Splinter
21-05-2018, 08:27 PM
GW legend Grant Holt is now a wrestler:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44195987

:haha:

Holt :bow:.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-05-2018, 06:01 AM
Holt. :haha:

Adolf Hutter is to be taking over at Frankfurt apparently - I did the same mis-read too!

Goonermerree
24-05-2018, 12:00 PM
It's great times to be a good footballer. Get paid a fortune while your young, then go and play in the US, China or Japan and get paid another fortune when your past it for the good teams.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44233197
And I'm not one bit jealous!

Cripps
24-05-2018, 10:42 PM
Pochetinno signs new contract. Levy crapping himself seeing us sign Emery so tying down Poch quick time :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 04:16 PM
Villa 0-0 Fulham in the play-off final currently.

Letters
26-05-2018, 04:20 PM
How fat is Steve Bruce?! :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 04:23 PM
Villa 0-1 Fulham, Cairney!

Letters
26-05-2018, 04:26 PM
Nice goal. Great final ball, good finish.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 04:30 PM
How fat is Steve Bruce?! :lol:

Almost as much as that Kamara bloke.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 04:31 PM
Fredericks stamps on Grealish, what a twat.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 04:39 PM
Odoi booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 04:40 PM
Grealish clears one!

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:10 PM
And another. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:19 PM
What a run from Grealish. :blink:

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:21 PM
Grealish volley, massive appeals for a pelanty but nothing given.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:22 PM
Fight fight fight!

Grealish has to be off surely? No just a yellow for some reason.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:22 PM
Anthony Taylor is an embarrassment.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:26 PM
Absolute scuffer from Grealish.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:27 PM
Johansen just dropped the Ashes.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:29 PM
Odoi second yellow, sent off.

Taylor. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:33 PM
Mitrovic puts it over!

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:35 PM
Jedinak booked in a typical Jedinak way.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:49 PM
Five added minutes.

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:53 PM
Get it in the mixer!

McNamara That Ghost...
26-05-2018, 05:55 PM
Villa 0-1 Fulham, FT.

Not sure why it didn't go on for longer with Bettinelli taking an age. :lol:

Anyway:

Big Man. :haha:

Won't have to worry about playing Chelsea now anyway.

Bruce. :haha:

Cripps
26-05-2018, 05:55 PM
JT :haha:

Master Splinter
26-05-2018, 06:34 PM
Big Man :haha:.

Rors :haha:.

Letters
26-05-2018, 06:46 PM
Rors :haha:.

:lol:

Harsh.

Goonermerree
28-05-2018, 07:38 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/28/roman-abramovich-granted-israeli-citizenship-tel-aviv-chelsea
Shame, he can now enter the UK without requiring a visa.

Niall_Quinn
28-05-2018, 09:15 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/28/roman-abramovich-granted-israeli-citizenship-tel-aviv-chelsea
Shame, he can now enter the without requiring a visa.

Boris Johnson lecturing on the rule of law and illicit behaviour. Twilight zone.

Özim
31-05-2018, 02:12 PM
City set to sign Mahrez and Jorginho, both very good signings, not holding back as usual, this is just going to make them stronger

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44312760

Letters
31-05-2018, 02:25 PM
Financial Fair Play :bow:

Niall_Quinn
31-05-2018, 02:59 PM
Financial Fair Play :bow:

They need more playa.

Another masterstroke by Pep.

Chequebook out. Pen in hand. A fluid and effortless signature and off for somebody else to fill in the blanks.

Genius really.

Globalgunner
31-05-2018, 03:12 PM
City set to sign Mahrez and Jorginho, both very good signings, not holding back as usual, this is just going to make them stronger

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44312760

Never worry. Arsenal have already made the best signing (or sacking, if you will) of the last 15 years. Dont know much about Jorginho, but Mahrez adds genuine quality. Him and Debruyne on opposite sides of midfield.

C`mon Arsenal. This is the new standard we need to beat

GP
31-05-2018, 03:19 PM
Financial Fair Play :bow:

https://www.football365.com/news/every-20m-signing-ever-made-by-a-premier-league-club-2

A great achievement.

Globalgunner
31-05-2018, 03:27 PM
Zidane leaves Madrid

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44312760

WTF!

Globalgunner
31-05-2018, 03:29 PM
Zidane leaves Madrid

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44312760

WTF!

Wenger in?

Marc Overmars
31-05-2018, 03:32 PM
Never worry. Arsenal have already made the best signing (or sacking, if you will) of the last 15 years. Dont know much about Jorginho, but Mahrez adds genuine quality. Him and Debruyne on opposite sides of midfield.

C`mon Arsenal. This is the new standard we need to beat

They are heading towards £40m-50m players in every position. Ain't no one beating that.

Letters
31-05-2018, 04:33 PM
https://www.football365.com/news/every-20m-signing-ever-made-by-a-premier-league-club-2

A great achievement.

Sheesh. It's pathetic how the press fawned over City last season given how much they have spent.
Telling that the top 5 are all way ahead of us in terms of £20m+ players. And Neverton :pal:

Niall_Quinn
31-05-2018, 04:51 PM
https://www.football365.com/news/every-20m-signing-ever-made-by-a-premier-league-club-2

A great achievement.

Raheem Sterling – £44m (July 2015)

AH HA HA HA HA HAAAA :haha:

Niall_Quinn
31-05-2018, 04:53 PM
They are heading towards £40m-50m players in every position. Ain't no one beating that.

Sure there is. But teams need to be more ambitious against them. Their super expensive defence is very, very ordinary when the opposition decides to come out from cowering in massed ranks in front of their own goal.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-05-2018, 06:13 PM
Sheesh. It's pathetic how the press fawned over City last season given how much they have spent.
Telling that the top 5 are all way ahead of us in terms of £20m+ players. And Neverton :pal:

In my humble opinion it's like buying a degree off the internet and parading it around. :cool:

GP
31-05-2018, 06:54 PM
In my humble opinion it's like buying a degree off the internet and parading it around. :cool:

That's a brilliant analogy, Maccy!

McNamara That Ghost...
31-05-2018, 06:58 PM
Me. :bow:

Mac76
01-06-2018, 10:01 AM
Sure there is. But teams need to be more ambitious against them. Their super expensive defence is very, very ordinary when the opposition decides to come out from cowering in massed ranks in front of their own goal.

Yeah that's what Liverpool did and it worked several times

GP
07-06-2018, 10:49 AM
Amazon have bought one of the PL TV rights packages.

Letters
07-06-2018, 11:13 AM
Ooh! Although...does that mean it'll be included in Amazon Prime or will they make people subscribe separately?

GP
07-06-2018, 11:14 AM
Ooh! Although...does that mean it'll be included in Amazon Prime or will they make people subscribe separately?

I'd be very surprised if it was included.

Letters
07-06-2018, 11:47 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44396151


The matches will be available free to Amazon Prime's UK members.

:dance:

Marc Overmars
07-06-2018, 12:13 PM
Interesting deal.

They will be able to show all 10 fixtures live from a midweek and bank holiday programme. It’s not much as it’s only 2 game weeks in a season but it’s a start.

Mac76
07-06-2018, 12:53 PM
Not sure what matches they are though, apparently they were sold for a heavily discounted price, so it must all be things like Watford v Huddersfield