Rest of season predictions

[Flavs]

Ok so while things may look a little bleak at the moment, and I don’t just mean when you guys look in a mirror, where do you think le Arse will finish this season in the following? Other predictions are included to hopefully spark debate but will ultimately lead to a moaning session by the gloomongers™.

League position –
Champion’s league –
FA Cup –
League cup –
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? –
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? –
Most red cards –
Most assists –
Most infuriating –
Scapegoat –

[Boss]

League position – 7th
Champion’s league – Quarters
FA Cup – 5th Rd
League cup – Quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yes
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – Koscielny
Scapegoat – Song

[Flavs]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – first knock out round
FA Cup – Winner
League cup – Semi's
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – No
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No
Most red cards – Kos
Most assists – Gervinho
Most infuriating – Walcott
Scapegoat – Kos

[Fats]

League position –8th
Champion’s league –First knockout
FA Cup –5th round
League cup –quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? –Unfortunately yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? –No
Most red cards –Kos
Most assists –Arteta
Most infuriating –Arsene
Scapegoat – Pat Rice

[PGFC]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – Semi finals
FA Cup – 3rd round
League cup – out tonight.
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Sell RVP, sicknote and Arshavinalaugh, buy Agbonlahor for £100 mill
Most red cards – Frimpong
Most assists – Arteta for us, Kos for the opposition.
Most infuriating – oh please, ask the impossible why don't ya? <_< all of them.
Scapegoat – Eboue

[Flavs]

Scapegoat – Eboue

:unsure:

[LDG]

League position – 4th
Champion’s league – Group Stages
FA Cup – 3rd Round
League cup – Semi-Final
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yes
Most red cards – Arsenal
Most assists – RVP
Most infuriating – Arsene Wenger
Scapegoat – Koscielny

[Injury Time]

EScaped goat – Eboue


:unsure:
Fixed...

[PGFC]

:unsure:



Scapegoat – Eboue

It's always his bloody fault, even more so now he's gone.

[Seaman's Ponytail]

Scapegoat – Kos

"Scapegoating is the practice of singling out any party for unmerited negative treatment or blame" - therefore Kos cannot be scapegoat. All blame he receives is thoroughly deserved and merited!

[Seaman's Ponytail]

League position – 11th
Champion’s league – Out 1st round
FA Cup – 4th round
League cup – Quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yup :upset:
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yup but no one any good
Most red cards – Kos
Most assists – Jack
Most infuriating – Arsene by a county mile
Scapegoat – Either TV (by virtue of the fact that he'll probably be "injured" for the rest of the year before he leaves at the end of the season) or RVP (for leaving in January)

[selassie]

Ok so while things may look a little bleak at the moment, and I don’t just mean when you guys look in a mirror, where do you think le Arse will finish this season in the following? Other predictions are included to hopefully spark debate but will ultimately lead to a moaning session by the gloomongers™.

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – Group Stages
FA Cup – Quarter Finals
League cup – Semi Finals
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – Gervinho
Scapegoat – Koscielny

[Flavs]

League position – 11th
Champion’s league – Out 1st round
FA Cup – 4th round
League cup – Quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yup :upset:
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yup but no one any good
Most red cards – Kos
Most assists – Jack
Most infuriating – Arsene by a county mile
Scapegoat – Either TV (by virtue of the fact that he'll probably be "injured" for the rest of the year before he leaves at the end of the season) or RVP (for leaving in January)

so we wont sell anyone good but RvP, who is leaving in January?

[Seaman's Ponytail]

so we wont sell anyone good but RvP, who is leaving in January?

Clarification - won't buy anyone good

[Cripps_orig]

League position – 10th
Champion’s league – Groups
Europa League - Quarters
FA Cup – 4th round
League cup – Semis
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes :(
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Buy a shite ass french african from a pub team in France like Montpellier or something
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Theo
Most infuriating – Song
Scapegoat – Chamakh

[dazthegooner]

League position – 5th
Champion’s league – 'aving a laugh
FA Cup – No
League cup – Possible
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? –Yes
Most red cards –Flavs
Most assists –Gevinhio (sp)
Most infuriating –all the fucking lot of them
Scapegoat –David Dein

[Joker]

League position – 8th
Champion’s league – First Knockout Round
FA Cup – 4th round
League cup – Quarter Final
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Unfortunately yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No
Most red cards – Koscielny
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – van Persie
Scapegoat – Song

[Flavs]

Most red cards –Flavs


GHFL's :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

League position – 10th
Champion’s league – Groups
FA Cup – 4th
League cup – 5th
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – Walcott
Scapegoat – Wenger (taking 100% of the flak when only 50% is warranted)

[Xhaka Can’t]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – 3rd in Group - S/F of Europa
FA Cup – Out against first top half premiership opposition, so could be 3rd round, could be the Final. We'll lose in the Final even if we're playing Barnet.
League cup – See FA Cup
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Arshavin and Van Persie are real possibilities.
Most red cards – Frimpong
Most assists – Wilshere
Most infuriating – Walcott
Scapegoat – Kos

[Japan Shaking All Over]

League position – 4th (because I want to be higher than all the rest, and my membership to MOC has been threatened)
Champion’s league – whenever we get drawn with Barca
FA Cup – out to the first PL team we have to play because the cup will mean more than to them than us
League cup – winners, none of the so called first team will play
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – have a feeling no
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – we have to buy so yes - thats probably my most honest anser
Most red cards – Song, the reality of how serious a state we are in and how much we need him to lead is lost of this lump, he will either get a lot better or become worse as in he has the last 2/3 seasons
Most assists – Areta
Most infuriating – so far it has been Arshavin but that is because Wenger plays him out of position as he does Walcott even though he has people who can play the wing and need to be given a chance, so I suppose the answer is Wenger and the formation he sticks with even tho it is obvious that opposition requires something different, quite a lot really
Scapegoat - Joker

[Marc Overmars]

League position – 5th
Champion’s league – 2nd round
FA Cup – 5th round
League cup – Semis
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – yes
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Theo
Most infuriating – Gervinho
Scapegoat – Kos

[Master Splinter]

Most infuriating – van Persie


:bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

hahaha welll spotted MC missed that one

hes defo a trier... our Joker

[Syn]

League position – 5
Champions league – Semi-finals
FA Cup – 5th round
League cup – quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Of course
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Might make some 'Park Chu Young'-type non-signings as well as getting rid of a couple of people (though nobody good)
Most red cards – Koscielny
Most assists – Wilshere
Most infuriating – Everyone - can't call it.
Scapegoat – Lolcott

[Dog Toffee]

League position – 3rd
Champion’s league – Semi (lose to an English club like usual)
FA Cup – Semi final
League cup – Final, maybe winners.
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? –Yes
Most red cards – Kozza
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – Djourou
Scapegoat – Wenger

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – quarters
FA Cup – quarters
League cup – semi's
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – sell almunia.
Most red cards – frimpong
Most assists – arteta
Most infuriating – song
Scapegoat - rvp

[Coney]

League position – 3rd
Champion’s league – Final
FA Cup – Semis
League cup – Win
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – yes
Most red cards – Frimpong
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – Arshavin
Scapegoat – PHW

[Xhaka Can’t]

One prediction.

Misery

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Anyone who thinks we will get to anying with final in the CL needs a slap

[Olivier's xmas twist]

so we wont sell anyone good but RvP, who is leaving in January?

Are you joker are you joker are you joker in disguise

[Olivier's xmas twist]

League position – 5th
Champion’s league – 2nd round
FA Cup – 1/4 Finals
League cup – Semis
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Arsene Knows
Most red cards – Phil Dowd
Most assists – Gev
Most infuriating – Song(The Cunt)
Scapegoat – Kos

[Coney]

One prediction.

Misery

Well, yes, Zimm will likely still be on GW.

[Ashburton2006]

League position – 3rd
Champion’s league – Final
FA Cup – Semis
League cup – Win
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – yes
Most red cards – Frimpong
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – Arshavin
Scapegoat – PHW

Coney, please send me some of the stuff that you are smoking! it must be good!

[Master Splinter]

Coney, please send me some of the stuff that you are smoking! it must be good!

He doesn't share with Spuds.

(Did I do it right?)

[Ollie the Optimist]

Anyone who thinks we will get to anying with final in the CL needs a slap

we did in 2006, defence was shit at home but rock solid in europe. 12 clean sheets wasnt it in a row

[Ashburton2006]

He doesn't share with Spuds.(Did I do it right?) No, but your Mum does sucker!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

we did in 2006, defence was shit at home but rock solid in europe. 12 clean sheets wasnt it in a row

Yeah but the team was better and not in a state

[Coney]

He doesn't share with Spuds.

(Did I do it right?)

:good: I might end up disappointed any number of times, but I don't see the point in assuming my team will fail. Every game is a new chance.

[Fist of Lehmann]

League position – 5th (revised downwards)
Champion’s league – Quarters
FA Cup – 3rd Round
League cup – Quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No/Probably not
Most red cards – Frimpong
Most assists – Gervinho
Most infuriating – Arshavin
Scapegoat – Koscielny

[fakeyank]

League position – 1st
Champion’s league – Winners
FA Cup – Winners
League cup – Winners
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Wont sell and probably buy3-4 top class players
Most red cards – Abou Diaby
Most assists – Benayoun
Most infuriating – Arteta
Scapegoat – Chakma

[Fist of Lehmann]

League position – 5th (revised downwards)
Champion’s league – Quarters
FA Cup – 3rd Round
League cup – Quarters :good:
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No/Probably not
Most red cards – Frimpong
Most assists – Gervinho
Most infuriating – Arshavin
Scapegoat – Koscielny:doh:.

[Flavs]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – first knock out round
FA Cup – Winner
League cup – Semi's
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – No
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No
Most red cards – Kos
Most assists – Gervinho
Most infuriating – Walcott
Scapegoat – Kos

Fail

[Cripps_orig]

League position – 10th
Champion’s league – Groups
Europa League - Quarters
FA Cup – 4th round
League cup – Semis
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes :(
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Buy a shite ass french african from a pub team in France like Montpellier or something
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Theo
Most infuriating – Song
Scapegoat – Chamakh

Wrong about CL, Europa League and League Cup

The rest pretty much looks like happening

[Letters]

So how did we all do? I didn't play but I never thought we'd finish 3rd.

[Xhaka Can’t]

One prediction.

Misery

:lol: Fairly accurate!

[Letters]

:lol: Come on though, it wasn't all bad. There were some bad times but some very good ones too.

[Flavs]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – first knock out round
FA Cup – Winner
League cup – Semi's
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – No
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No
Most red cards – Kos
Most assists – Gervinho
Most infuriating – Walcott
Scapegoat – Kos

Epic fail


(Also i just spent 10 minutes looking for this in the later pages only to come to the start and realise some fucker had already bumped it)

[Letters]

'some fucker'? :sarcy:

[LDG]

Epic fail


(Also i just spent 10 minutes looking for this in the later pages only to come to the start and realise some fucker had already bumped it)

Think you may have won "Most infuriating" though....though, I think Ramsey took that away from Wally right at the death.

[Marc Overmars]

League position – 5th
Champion’s league – 2nd round
FA Cup – 5th round
League cup – Semis
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – yes
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Theo
Most infuriating – Gervinho
Scapegoat – Kos

Got FA Cup, CL and most infuriating spot on.

Maybe Theo for assists as well? Not sure though.

[Niall_Quinn]

League position – 3rd
Champion’s league – 2nd round
FA Cup – 5th
League cup – QF
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yes, Thomas Eisfeld
Most red cards – 1 (Djourou, Jenkinson, Gervinho, Frimpong)
Most assists – Song
Most infuriating – Gervinho
Scapegoat – Pat Rice

Looks like I got just about everything spot on.

[Syn]

Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yes, Thomas Eisfeld

Most red cards – 1 (Djourou, Jenkinson, Gervinho, Frimpong)


:haha:

[Coney]

Looks like I got just about everything spot on.

It's great when you can edit your old posts eh. Just a couple of iffy lines to make it look convincing. :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

It's great when you can edit your old posts eh. Just a couple of iffy lines to make it look convincing. :good:

Old people are so cynical, probably because the war's not on any more.

[Coney]

Old people are so cynical, probably because the war's not on any more.

Yes - that Napoleon was a right ****.