"Currants Bw..."

[LDG]

No :angry:

[Letters]

anyone want to buy some kids?

You got Madonna or Angelina Jolie's number? What colour are they? Brown is so 2010.

[Flavs]

You got Madonna or Angelina Jolie's number? What colour are they? Brown is so 2010.

Of course i have got Jolie's number muthafucka i been hitting dat fo years

[Flavs]

Well Micheal Jackson's dead but i hear Gary Glitters interested!

That's totally inappropriate

[dazthegooner]

Sorry mate have deleted original post.

[Flavs]

Sorry mate have deleted original post.

:lol: was only joking bud

[dazthegooner]

:lol: was only joking bud

Yeah but sometimes people can take that sort of sense of homour the wrong way :lol:

[Flavs]

;)

i am just not morally constricted that way

[Letters]

That's totally inappropriate

Why are your kids ugly?

[dazthegooner]

Thats good to know :)

[Flavs]

Why are your kids ugly?

That's totally inappropriate

[Letters]

:p

:lol:

Also, anyone seen LDG?

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/the_crate_escape

[Flavs]

:p

:lol:

Also, anyone seen LDG?

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/the_crate_escape

"You might love a beer but you wouldn't want to be be buried under a landslide of it," said one firefighter.

98% of the British public disagrees with this

[dazthegooner]

Remember 78% of all statistics are made up! (Homer Simpson)

[Chrissie]

Good old Daily Wail:

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2011/10/mailonline-makes-up-events-quotes-from.html
:lol:

[LDG]

Good old Daily Wail:

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2011/10/mailonline-makes-up-events-quotes-from.html
:lol:

:lol:

Quite worrying really!

[Letters]

Rather puts paid to the "no smoke without fire" stuff we see every summer when the bullshit transfer stories fly around.
The tabloids make stuff up. :shrug:

[dazthegooner]

Never believed in "no smoke without fire" i could have a grievance" with someone start an untrue rumour and then off it goes!

[LDG]

:unsure:

[dazthegooner]

Will draw you a picture ;)

[dazthegooner]

Been given a msg on face book from my ex's mate requesting a fook hmmm.

[Flavs]

Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored

[LDG]

Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed

[Flavs]

Why doesn't the photo uploader work? WHY???

[Flavs]

Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed

"You're not funny Tom, you're fat and look like you should be"

[Flavs]

Been given a msg on face book from my ex's mate requesting a fook hmmm.


http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4871/ackbaro.jpg

[LDG]

Nearly beat the fuck out of a someone at work.

Cunt.

[Flavs]

Nearly beat the fuck out of a someone at work.

Cunt.

Why?

[LDG]

Why?

Smug arrogant wanker.

Asked for some basic info which would take two minutes.

Always beneath him to do something nobody else minds doing when asked.

Can't stand people like that. So told him to stfu and get it done as I'd asked politely already.

Proceeded to laugh. Had to restrain myself....dismissal waiting to happen if I went for it....

Cunt.

[dazthegooner]

Not worth it mate you better than that!

[Master Splinter]

Smug arrogant wanker.



vpgreg?

[LDG]

vpgreg?

:haha:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Not worth it mate you better than that!

Good post!
although it feels great to whack a cunt :sarcastic:

this time best to walk away

[Master Splinter]

LDG bottled it tbh.

Pussy mentality spreading to Arsenal fans too.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

LDG bottled it tbh.

Pussy mentality spreading to Arsenal fans too.

Shit yeah wait a minute. . . .male hormone spawned pride before sound judgment based around job security!
that sounds more like it. . .think Mike Tyson had the same teasoning when he got a butchers of Holyfields ear! !
next time LDG, take a look at the guys ear

[Xhaka Can’t]

Smug arrogant wanker.


vpgreg?

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Did this today.

http://www.leevalleypark.org.uk/en/content/cms/White_Water_Canoe_Ce/White_Water_Rafting/White_Water_Rafting.aspx

The raft toppled and I did almost the entire course outside the raft and at one point got dragged under when my leg got tangled under a rescue rope.

I could barely fucking breathe when I got out.

[Marc Overmars]

Did this today.

http://www.leevalleypark.org.uk/en/content/cms/White_Water_Canoe_Ce/White_Water_Rafting/White_Water_Rafting.aspx

The raft toppled and I did almost the entire course outside the raft and at one point got dragged under when my leg got tangled under a rescue rope.

I could barely fucking breathe when I got out.

Glad you're ok, I don't know how I'd live without you.

[Letters]

although it feels great to whack a cunt :sarcastic:


Just ask daz's ex.

[LDG]

:haha:

Early start....almost the weekend though :dance:

[Flavs]

Glad you're ok, I don't know how I'd live without you.

:lol:

LDG, you want me Maori and Perry to fuck him up for you?

[LDG]

That's a lot of scary shit!

Forks, pies and a small ginger downer.

[Flavs]

That's a lot of scary shit!

Forks, pies and a small ginger downer.

Actually i am off the pies...oh i see

[LDG]

Swamped with work. Mental. Too much to actually do....

...so I can't be fucked to do any of it.

#justsaying : ollie:

[Letters]

Jeremy Kyle :lol:

So much shouting...

[PGFC]

That's a lot of scary shit!

Forks, pies and a small ginger downer.

Cool, I've got a new 'fork' to try out too...

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e144/PerryGrovesfanclub/Summer2011178.jpg

[Flavs]

Why, just out of interest, when there is a lunatic with a gun present is there a pram nearby?

[Marc Overmars]

Falvs and Perry were separated at birth.

[LDG]

Why, just out of interest, when there is a lunatic with a gun present is there a pram nearby?

'Cos he ate the baby. Nomnom.

[Flavs]

Falvs and Perry were separated at birth.

Apart from me being slimmer, darker, more gallic and about 10 years younger you might be right

[Marc Overmars]

I reckon Pezza would win in a fight tbh

[Letters]

I reckon Pezza would win in a fight tbh

I'd pay to watch that.

[LDG]

Toe to toe. Friday. Tesco's car park. :popcorn:

[Flavs]

I reckon Pezza would win in a fight tbh

I reckon you are right but he would have to catch me first and I am fuckin lightning me or at least i was about 3 stone and 40,000 fags ago

[Flavs]

Got an email from Le Arse saying tickets are available at "great prices" for the Stoke and Sunderland games, so i went on and looked only available seats are "internet adult" at...... £53!

:lol:

Arsenal = Fail

[LDG]

Yeah, the cheaper seats will go on sale once the more expensive ones are taken.

[Flavs]

Yeah, the cheaper seats will go on sale once the more expensive ones are taken.

i can get em from the YASC for £30 a pop. Was gonna bring number 1 son down for a night in London and chuck the game in but its just gonna be too much money.

Will have to take him to Elland road instead.

[LDG]

Why would you want to do that to the poor lad. It's fuckin horrible that place.

[Flavs]

Why would you want to do that to the poor lad. It's fuckin horrible that place.

Yeah I know but he is learning about our nations capital at school...

[LDG]

:lol:

You can see Elland Rd from the train as you go past. What a shit hole.

[Flavs]

its a proper footie ground though, and i think his first taste of live football shouldn't be with prawn sandwich, Letters types in a silent stadium but with some 30,000 psycho's singing as one.

Plus there is very little travelling involved if we stay home and a lot less cost (Leeds tickets are £20)

Your first game is a huge, life altering thing IMO and the first time you walk up the stairs and go into a stadium it should electrify your entire being, I just cant see that happening with some 19 people singing "we ate spurs"

[LDG]

its a proper footie ground though, and i think his first taste of live football shouldn't be with prawn sandwich, Letters types in a silent stadium but with some 30,000 psycho's singing as one.

Plus there is very little travelling involved if we stay home and a lot less cost (Leeds tickets are £20)

Your first game is a huge, life altering thing IMO and the first time you walk up the stairs and go into a stadium it should electrify your entire being, I just cant see that happening with some 19 people singing "we ate spurs"

Fair play mate.

Sad innit.

[Flavs]

we will see anyway, can get a good hotel for £60 and train fares for some £50 return so i might splash out on my birthday

[Marc Overmars]

I've been to Elland Road before, its was when Leeds were in League 1. Went with a mate who lives up there, the ground was barely half full but the atmosphere was great.

I notice they've put another game on general sale with still a few weeks to go, the board must realise now that Gooners are voting with their feet.

[LDG]

So this bird has randomly friend requested me on Facebook. I know it's all bullshit. And I don't know her at all. And she's one of those temptress types.

But I soooooo wanna :lol:


http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/318459_122263191211738_100002841731042_101483_4831 25249_n.jpg

[LDG]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313381_122263394545051_100002841731042_101494_7906 72281_n.jpg


:faint:

[Marc Overmars]

splaff

[LDG]

Thap thap thap

[PGFC]

mot mot mot

[LDG]

The international morse code for "Sex" :bow:

[LDG]

Really given me the horn now <_<

[Master Splinter]

She saw the adverts for your new game show.

[LDG]

She saw the adverts for your new game show.

lol

[Syn]

I have this theory that - when you're trying to impress - it's better to make a bad first impression; under-dressing and looking like a bum is a good idea.

e.g. Susan Boyle...ok/decent voice...nothing special. But she looked like a mong and everyone expected her to be shit. She starts singing and even though it's slightly above average, everyone thought she was amazing.

Lowering expectations and then exceeding them is a good way to get ahead.

Discuss.

[LDG]

I do that at work. Get my head down, keep quiet, and then stand up when I need to kick ass. People are usually shocked, and tend to believe me, more than the people hopping about all day long being cunts.

[Letters]

I have this theory that - when you're trying to impress - it's better to make a bad first impression; under-dressing and looking like a bum is a good idea.

e.g. Susan Boyle...ok/decent voice...nothing special. But she looked like a mong and everyone expected her to be shit. She starts singing and even though it's slightly above average, everyone thought she was amazing.

Lowering expectations and then exceeding them is a good way to get ahead.

Discuss.

Worked for me :cool:

[hymppi]

hi mates, it's been a while since i dropped by here. been really depressed about all things arsenal. still watched the games but had hardly anything positive or creative to comment. fuck the lot of them.

i hope this will change for better. watch out swansea.

[Master Splinter]

watch out swansea.

:unsure:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think he means sunderland.

Well I hope he does, if not, he reckons we'll pip them for 4th from bottom.

[Marc Overmars]

You know what's fucking annoying.

Cutting one of your nails too short then it stings like a bitch.

[LDG]

You know what's fucking annoying.

Cutting one of your nails too short then it stings like a bitch.

Yup.

And also when you get one of those hangy off the edge bits of skin by your nails....and then you have salt and vinegar crisps.

Neeeowch.

[Flavs]

mot mot mot

:lol:

Leigh Francis :bow:

[Flavs]

I have this theory that - when you're trying to impress - it's better to make a bad first impression; under-dressing and looking like a bum is a good idea.

e.g. Susan Boyle...ok/decent voice...nothing special. But she looked like a mong and everyone expected her to be shit. She starts singing and even though it's slightly above average, everyone thought she was amazing.

Lowering expectations and then exceeding them is a good way to get ahead.

Discuss.

So i just fucked this women 40 ways from Sunday and she gets up to go to the bathroom, she walking away, well she's trying to walk, and she turns around and looks at me, just little old me, not the whole fucking Persian army, just me. Always be a surprise Kevin, never let em see you coming...

[Marc Overmars]

Off to Liverpool later. http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/scouser.gif

[dazthegooner]

Off to Liverpool later. http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/scouser.gif

Good luck you'll need it just don't speak to the natives! :)

[LDG]

Je

zus

This is boring today.

[PGFC]

Not stopped today, Blood test this morning, Opticians this afternoon cue the Mr Magoo style bins, I'm going to get neck ache holding those fuckers in place.

[MissHandbag]

First week in my new job

Love the job and the fact It's a 20-25 minute walk from home and no more commute but...I'm knackered. 9-6.30pm everyday but Thursday - finished at 3 yesterday and went to bed at 5pm.

I am officially a hermit this week.

[hymppi]

:unsure:

oh, i meant in sense that we're no longer fighting with the teams from the upper half of the standings.
meh.

[LDG]

Why do hangovers make you horny???

I'm raging at the moment. I'd fuck anything with flaps.

[hymppi]

First week in my new job

Love the job and the fact It's a 20-25 minute walk from home and no more commute but...I'm knackered. 9-6.30pm everyday but Thursday - finished at 3 yesterday and went to bed at 5pm.

I am officially a hermit this week.
hi hermit!

[MissHandbag]

My neighbour's got a cat flap on the door?

[MissHandbag]

Hi gorgeous

[LDG]

My neighbour's got a cat flap on the door?

Nice pussy?

[dazthegooner]

Nice pussy?

What you call me? <_<

[GP]

Knife-a goes in,
Guts-a come out,
That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!

[PGFC]

:unsure:

Morning All :tiphat:

Monday again, ho-hum.

[dazthegooner]

Perry :tiphat: Yes indeed Monday got man flu :(

[PGFC]

Perry :tiphat: Yes indeed Monday got man flu :(


Snap, got some kind of virus :shrug: felt pretty shit over most of the weekend, typically feeling a bit better in time to go back to work...

[MissHandbag]

Perry :tiphat: Yes indeed Monday got man flu :(

Just an average manday then?

[PGFC]

:p

[dazthegooner]

:sulk:

[LDG]

:tiphat:

Hmmm.

Meh.

[Letters]

I concur.

:tiphat:

[PGFC]

Well, 'tis concur season tbf.

[Letters]

Here you go:


:getcoat:

[PGFC]

:tumbleweed:

[dazthegooner]

And still nothing! Morning all :tiphat:

[LDG]

:wave:

Of to Cornwall tomorrow :dance:

I like it down there. Nice and peaceful.

[Marc Overmars]

Free house for a week. Party round mine. :woohoo:

[GP]

Free house for a week. Party round mine. :woohoo:

Sweet, I'll bring the meth.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:wave:

Of to Cornwall tomorrow :dance:

I like it down there. Nice and peaceful.

Pasties. . . .nom nom. . . .cant even get a pie over here and I aint due back home intil next September

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Sweet, I'll bring the meth.

nice. . . .I'll bring the sushi. . . .

and Daz a oro to eat it off. . . .

bagsy the raw oyster nom nom nom

[Letters]

Dear Lord this week is going slowly :(

[dazthegooner]

Dear Lord this week is going slowly :(

Yeah can't wait till Saturday off out with the gf and her and loads of her female family they dressing up as St Trinians theme and they're all a bunch of nutters lol :)

[PGFC]

Yeah can't wait till Saturday off out with the gf and her and loads of her female family they dressing up as St Trinians theme and they're all a bunch of nutters lol :)

Daz, I hope I don't have to remind you of the drill, pics or GTFO.

[dazthegooner]

Daz, I hope I don't have to remind you of the drill, pics or GTFO.


Your joking aint yer quite a few are Arsenal fans dunno they might come on here as guests and they might beat me (hmmm doesn't now seem such a bad idea :lol:)

[LDG]

Whizzing by for me....

[dazthegooner]

Whizzing by for me....

:sulk:

[MissHandbag]

:wave:

Of to Cornwall tomorrow :dance:

I like it down there. Nice and peaceful.

Well it will be until you get there hon. Whereabouts?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Free house for a week. Party round mine. :woohoo:

Mario Kart tourney? A drink for anybody who complains during a race. :whistle:

[Coney]

Dear Lord this week is going slowly :(

Is that a prayer or are you just blaming Him? :unsure:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Your joking aint yer quite a few are Arsenal fans dunno they might come on here as guests and they might beat me (hmmm doesn't now seem such a bad idea :lol:)

Can one of them get me a good deal from an online Canadian pharmacy?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Is that a prayer or are you just blaming Him? :unsure:

This may be another case of is it Wengers or the board debate!

[Coney]

This may be another case of is it Wengers or the board debate!

But will the board stand and watch from on high as the supporters crucify Wenger?

[LDG]

Well it will be until you get there hon. Whereabouts?

Near Liskeard. Mate has a B&B down there, so nice chilled weekend. Can't wait!

[Letters]

Have fun <_<

[MissHandbag]

Near Liskeard. Mate has a B&B down there, so nice chilled weekend. Can't wait!

Ooh not far from St Austell, home town of my Mum and full of weirdo pasties - beautiful though.

[LDG]

Ooh not far from St Austell, home town of my Mum and full of weirdo pasties - beautiful though.

Yeah. He's got a belter of a place too. Right on the river fowey....in 12 acres of woodland. It's lovely.

(Pub at the bottom of the hill too)

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah. He's got a belter of a place too. Right on the river fowey....in 12 acres of woodland. It's lovely.

(Pub at the bottom of the hill too)

Pubs in those sort of locations are always the best. Nice pint and some of their local home-cooked grub. nom.

[Marc Overmars]

Downloading iOS 5. Lets see what this Cloud shit is all about then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Near Liskeard. Mate has a B&B down there, so nice chilled weekend. Can't wait!

I used to live in Liskeard, Rors too for that matter. Convenient but crap is how my dad described it. Can't say he's wrong.

[Marc Overmars]

Oh FFS.

Recieved an error message when installing iOS 5 and now I need to download it again.

Looks like many others have had the same issue judging by a quick Google search.

Apple. :doh:

Back to the drawing board.

[dazthegooner]

Oh FFS.

Recieved an error message when installing iOS 5 and now I need to download it again.

Looks like many others have had the same issue judging by a quick Google search.

Apple. :doh:

Back to the drawing board.

You vould always get a blackberry ;)

[Letters]

Is it Friday yet?

:(

[LDG]

For me it is :dance:

[dazthegooner]

Is it Friday yet?

:(

Nearly :)

[PGFC]

Not nearly enough :(

:tiphat:

[dazthegooner]

Perry :tiphat:

[LDG]

:tiphat:

Pezza.

Dazza.

Lezzer.

[Letters]

Ba-da bow bow!


I like my new headset, I do. I can teleconference and email at the same time. :cool:

[LDG]

Ba-da bow bow!


I like my new headset, I do. I can teleconference and email at the same time. :cool:

You're not Indian. You shouldn't have one of those :sulk:

[dazthegooner]

You're not Indian. You shouldn't have one of those :sulk:

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

I put £5 in my Paypal account last week and today was the 'expected clearing date' it gave me. However it's still processing and my account is still 0.00. Does it always take this long and is there a way to make instant payments into it like BACS?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

At airport waiting for the in-laws. . .they're not too bad, actually this will be the second time to meet them. . .the first time I got in bed by mistake with the mother after waking up in the night for a jimmy riddle･

[Coney]

At airport waiting for the in-laws. . .they're not too bad, actually this will be the second time to meet them. . .the first time I got in bed by mistake with the mother after waking up in the night for a jimmy riddle･

Yeah, right.

[Letters]

Friday

:woohoo:

[dazthegooner]

Friday

:woohoo:

I'm only 8 hours away from beer o clock or oj o clock in your terms :)

[GP]

Gotta get down on Friday

[Letters]

Gotta get down on Friday

Thanks. I will

[Marc Overmars]

Had a fry up this morning. Nom.

First in a while.

I don't think I'll be eating till dinner, I'm stuffed.

Friday. :bow:

In other news, they have Xmas lights up on Oxford Street. :dance:

[Letters]

In other news, they have Xmas lights up on Oxford Street. :dance:

:angry:

[GP]

'Tis the season...

[Letters]

'Tisn't :angry:

[dazthegooner]

They haven't turned them though have they? :unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Nah not turned on, just installed.

Best time of year tbh.

[dazthegooner]

I love boxing day myself I can then go to tescos and get me cadburys cream egg ;)

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Cadbury cream eggs! used to love those things. . . .couldnt eat one now though, well sweet!

[milla]

Finally cancelled Sky TV today. :coffee:

[Coney]

Finally cancelled Sky TV today. :coffee:

Good move. You can now afford a mortgage. :good:

[milla]

Good move. You can now afford a mortgage. :good:

Yay.. :dancingman:

[Syn]

Notifications: 7

Argh!!! I have developed an OCD condition where I have to keep clicking on the 'new post quotes' just to set notifications back to 0 even if I have seen the post where someone quoted me.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Notifications: 7

Argh!!! I have developed an OCD condition where I have to keep clicking on the 'new post quotes' just to set notifications back to 0 even if I have seen the post where someone quoted me.

You're not the only one.

[Coney]

Notifications: 7

Argh!!! I have developed an OCD condition where I have to keep clicking on the 'new post quotes' just to set notifications back to 0 even if I have seen the post where someone quoted me.


You're not the only one.

Thank fuck - I thought it was just me.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Thank fuck - I thought it was just me.

Thanks to you, I had to check again.

[GP]

Thanks to you, I had to check again.

lol

[Xhaka Can’t]

lol

Dammit!

[Coney]

Thanks to you, I had to check again.

Really? ;)

[Letters]

Monday <_<

[Marc Overmars]

:cold:

[Letters]

Cold start but it's bright and will warm up.
Cold weather forecast for later in the week.

:(

[LDG]

Cornwall was awesome.

Hate being back at work.

Cunts.

But at least we won :patrice:

[GP]

Didn't really sleep last night. I've fucked up my neck too, can barely move my head.

Fuck this shit.

[Flavs]

I have vermaelened my Achilles tendon at basketball so walking with a major limp and plenty of grimacing.

I am "literally" two weeks away from full fitness

[LDG]

Fucked my neck up too.

Nerve or muscle. Not sure which.

Stupid rowing maching <_<

[PGFC]

:tiphat: lightweights :rolleyes:

[dazthegooner]

Morning all another bloody Monday... It seems only last week it was well Monday :unsure:

[LDG]

Stupid amount of work to get through....

Can't concentrate though....too sleepy. More coffee I think.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15333600

roffle.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

God I'm tired. . .3 weeks of feeding the baby every three hours, starting to take its toil on both me and the missus. . .back to work in a week to a room full of fucking kids

[PGFC]

God I'm tired. . .3 weeks of feeding the baby every three hours, starting to take its toil on both me and the missus. . .back to work in a week to a room full of fucking kids

Don't worry son, it gets much worse... :oldboy:

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15333600

roffle.

I usually get that when I search for big bird on there....

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Don't worry son, it gets much worse... :oldboy:

Cheers :cry:

[Master Splinter]

Cheers :cry:

At least you've got Arsenal to cheer you up!

[LDG]

3 points :woohoo:

[Master Splinter]

3 pints :woohoo:

Seems Coney was right about you being a proud alcoholic lout.

[Coney]

Seems Coney was right about you being a proud alcoholic lout.

At no time did I call him that. :)

[Letters]

God I'm tired. . .3 weeks of feeding the baby every three hours, starting to take its toil on both me and the missus. . .back to work in a week to a room full of fucking kids

MrsL and me have a deal, if and when we have kids she can deal with them for the first two years. I'll join in after that.

[LDG]

Man. Don't like these cold dark mornings. Can't wake up properly.

Can't be arsed today.

[Letters]

It's quite bright now though. I think the clocks go back soon, is it this weekend?
It's all over after that, might as well be nocturnal for all the sunlight I'll see :(

Have to go see the bank today about a loan. Stoopid weddings <_<

[Marc Overmars]

I think they go back at the end of the month, 30th maybe. Yeah it's pretty rough getting up in the mornings when it's like this. Pretty much counting down the days till some time off at Christmas.

[Flavs]

I think they go back at the end of the month, 30th maybe. Yeah it's pretty rough getting up in the mornings when it's like this. Pretty much counting down the days till some time off at Christmas.

29th :good:

[PGFC]

I think they go back at the end of the month, 30th maybe. Yeah it's pretty rough getting up in the mornings when it's like this. Pretty much counting down the days till some time off at Christmas.

This :good: they should leave the clocks alone this time, fuck the jock farmers <_<

[Coney]

This :good: they should leave the clocks alone this time, fuck the jock farmers <_<

I've never understood what the problem for farmers is. They have lighting in the milking sheds so whether the time is 6 or 7 o'clock makes no difference. If they want daylight for a given task that they normally do at 5pm, all they have to do it at 4pm, which is the same as what happens when the clocks are changed.

If children's safety, it is better to have a lighter evening than a lighter morning. (Drivers are more alert in the morning than the evening, in general). So work out what the best time in the winter is for that, and then just stick with that time throughout the year. How hard can it be?

[Flavs]

I've never understood what the problem for farmers is. They have lighting in the milking sheds so whether the time is 6 or 7 o'clock makes no difference. If they want daylight for a given task that they normally do at 5pm, all they have to do it at 4pm, which is the same as what happens when the clocks are changed.

If children's safety, it is better to have a lighter evening than a lighter morning. (Drivers are more alert in the morning than the evening, in general). So work out what the best time in the winter is for that, and then just stick with that time throughout the year. How hard can it be?

Farm animals only eat/produce at certain times and in certain conditions sunshine that's why traditionally we change the clocks. For normal folk it means an extra hour in bed, for me it means fuck all as my kids also eat/produce at certain times

[dazthegooner]

Women <_<

[Flavs]

Women <_<

:gp:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Farm animals only eat/produce at certain times and in certain conditions sunshine that's why traditionally we change the clocks. For normal folk it means an extra hour in bed, for me it means fuck all as my kids also eat/produce at certain times

You dont say. . .with that argument in mind. . .maybe we can get someone to have a word with the powers that be of the PL to arrange our fixtures at times when we eat and produce!

[Flavs]

You dont say. . .with that argument in mind. . .maybe we can get someone to have a word with the powers that be of the PL to arrange our fixtures at times when we eat and produce!

all football should be played either at 3pm on a Saturday or 7.45 on a Wednesday tbh.

[Letters]

Women <_<

Who have you been beating up now?

[dazthegooner]

Who have you been beating up now?

You big girl lol

[Coney]

Farm animals only eat/produce at certain times and in certain conditions sunshine that's why traditionally we change the clocks. For normal folk it means an extra hour in bed, for me it means fuck all as my kids also eat/produce at certain times

I understand animals might have that requirement, but surely the farmer just has to adjust his own schedule to deal with the situation.

[PGFC]

Morning :tiphat:

Bright but chilly...

[Letters]

Thank you, Michael Fish.

MrsL looking at reception venues this week. No getting out of it now :unsure:

[LDG]

:pal:

Brrrrrr :cold:

[PGFC]

Thank you, Michael Fish.

MrsL looking at reception venues this week. No getting out of it now :unsure:

More Peter Gibbs but :tiphat: you're welcome.

[dazthegooner]

Fooking starving gonna have a sausage,bacon and egg sandwich or maybe a jacket potatoe :)

[Marc Overmars]

:cold:

[LDG]

Made some oxtail soup. Haven't had that in ages. Keeps the cold out!

[Marc Overmars]

Soup is a good shout.

Ready Brek in the mornings as well. :bow:

[LDG]

Soup is a good shout.

Ready Brek in the mornings as well. :bow:

Uhuh.

I got me some quaker oats this morning in fact. Porridge :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I just got me some chicken and veg soup.

[Letters]

I just got me some chicken and veg soup.

You, sir, are living the dream.

[LDG]

You, sir, are living the dream.

And eating the complimentary soup :cool:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I used to think that life was sweet

[Japan Shaking All Over]

chicken noodle soup. . . .the only good thing about having a stinking cold

[Marc Overmars]

Do eBay always take a cut in the region of 10% then?

[Syn]

chicken noodle soup. . . .the only good thing about having a stinking cold

You haven't lived until you've tried my once-experimental-now-expertly-refined noodle soup. You haven't lived. You're not even born yet.

That's not an invitation btw. #justsaying #Olliesgay

[Japan Shaking All Over]

You haven't lived until you've tried my once-experimental-now-expertly-refined noodle soup. You haven't lived. You're not even born yet.

That's not an invitation btw. #justsaying #Olliesgay

slightly overuse of the trumpet but I get the picture. . . .bit special, right･ . . .either that or you've used it to kill the missus. . . .

That being the case PM the recipe :wink:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Do eBay always take a cut in the region of 10% then?

The house always wins.

[LDG]

You haven't lived until you've tried my once-experimental-now-expertly-refined noodle soup. You haven't lived. You're not even born yet.

That's not an invitation btw. #justsaying #Olliesgay

:haha:

[Letters]

Bright but :cold:

Morning :wave:

Arsenal :bow:

Moaners :pal:

[Marc Overmars]

Morning sex. :bow:

That is all.

[PGFC]

Morning sex. :bow:

That is all.

Thanks for the offer, but no thanks :good:

:tiphat:

[dazthegooner]

Morning all :wave: must admit got bored with the match last night so went to bed thought it would be 0-0 didn't find out the result till around 3 this morning :)

[LDG]

Morning sex. :bow:

That is all.

Smelly breath and knotted pubic hair from the spunk the night before??

Hmmm.

Have a shower first love. Ta.

[dazthegooner]

What to eat at lunchtime that is the question!

[LDG]

What to eat at lunchtime that is the question!

Indeed.

Today I shall mostly be supping on Chicken and Vegetable cuppa soup, a banana and an apple.

(Yes, I'm still buying poxy banana's even though I don't like them and they're boring as fuck :angry: )

[Letters]

Wonder if MrsL would go for this?

http://www.perfectpie.co.uk/wedding-pies

Mmm...wedding pie.

Called her last night. She went on and on and on and on and on about the venue she'd seen and has provisionally booked.
:rolleyes:
They do fireworks and everything.

£650 for 3 minutes of banging.


Make up your own jokes <_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

Wonder if MrsL would go for this?

http://www.perfectpie.co.uk/wedding-pies

Mmm...wedding pie.

Called her last night. She went on and on and on and on and on about the venue she'd seen and has provisionally booked.
:rolleyes:
They do fireworks and everything.

£650 for 3 minutes of banging.


Make up your own jokes <_<

Yeah, I bet she goes on and on an on. ;)

[LDG]

:haha:

MrsL does nothing but come on message boards and rabbit on and on about the wedding :sulk:

Should be a public holiday tbf.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I do love the pomp and ceremony.

[Marc Overmars]

I do love the pomp and ceremony.

:lol:

Letters Royal Wedding splaff. :bow:

[milla]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-15385955
Libyan forces 'capture Gaddafi' :coffee:

[Coney]

:haha:

MrsL does nothing but come on message boards

Pics or GTFO.

[LDG]

I do love the pomp and ceremony.

:haha:

[Letters]

:haha:

MrsL does nothing but come on message boards and rabbit on and on about the wedding :sulk:

Should be a public holiday tbf.

:p

As it's on a Saturday, you can have the day off. No need to thank me.

[LDG]

Pics or GTFO.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnKW7cSesxY

[Master Splinter]

Pics or GTFO.

:haha:

[Letters]

Friday!

:patrice:

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

Curryday. :bow:

[LDG]

All of the above.

And also, it's Friday :patrice:

And also, brrrrrrr :cold:

[dazthegooner]

Yep Friday again :patrice:

Soon to be beer o clock :)

[LDG]

:patrice:

[dazthegooner]

Think I'm gonna go for a couple of pints at lunch time as well :beer:

[LDG]

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/funny/images/wee_fly.gif

[Letters]

:lol:

[LDG]

:haha:

Love it.

[Coney]

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/funny/images/wee_fly.gif

Now if you can also get it to make the noise..... :bow:

[LDG]

:tumbleweed: