"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

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:wave:

[LDG]

Ciao! Fuck some of them rome bitches!! :whacky:




:rolleyes:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Better take a condom then. :good:

Sperma.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Better take a condom then. :good:

(on a flying visit) Why bother.....slip in......fall out and get on the next plane home.......not like Intepol will be knocking on the door..........


ugh work is killing me today!

[Xhaka Can’t]

(on a flying visit) Why bother.....slip in......fall out and get on the next plane home.......

..........with a bit of unwanted baggage that he'll be carrying around for the rest of his life.

[LDG]

..........with a bit of unwanted baggage that he'll be carrying around for the rest of his life.

Harsh on MrsL

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So I'll be in charge of GW this weekend eh?

:popcorn:

[LDG]

Stand by your beds!

Though, you do have two hours off tomorrow morning <_<

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's next weekend.

[LDG]

Ah.

That's ok then. I'll be on at the Isle of Wight Festival....most likely drinking off a hangover and readying myself for a shot at the longdrop.

Bruce Springsteen :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

I can feel a bit of man-flu coming on FFS.

Quiet Friday for me, Pizza washed down with some Pepsi tonight. :dance:

[LDG]

I can feel a bit of man-flu coming on FFS.

Quiet Friday for me, Pizza washed down with some Pepsi tonight. :dance:

No! :angry:

Friday :bow:
Beerday :bow:
Footballday :bow:
DJday :bow:
Kebabday :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

:rose:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ah.

That's ok then. I'll be on at the Isle of Wight Festival....most likely drinking off a hangover and readying myself for a shot at the longdrop.

Bruce Springsteen :bow:
I have no idea why, but I thought Ach posted that.

Thought it was a bit out of character...

[LDG]

I have no idea why, but I thought Ach posted that.

Thought it was a bit out of character...

Kill me now.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Kill me now.
That'll teach you to say Liverpool suck.

[LDG]

That'll teach you to say Liverpool suck.

Liverpool suck!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Liverpool suck!!

Messi is better than Ronaldo.

Shit, did it again....

[Coney]

Offski. Lie in tomorrow as no GW in the morning. :jumpnana:

[PGFC]

Offski. Lie in tomorrow as no GW in the morning. :jumpnana:


Dude, that's just so next week :rolleyes:

[Coney]

Dude, that's just so next week :rolleyes:

Shit.

[Letters]

Frack me it's hot here! :lol:

Had time to have quite a long wander yesterday evening and back to the hotel in time for the England match.

Rome :bow:

England :bow:

:dance:

[Letters]

Oh FFS :doh:

Arsenal vs Chelsea on the day of my wedding (although it'll probably get moved for TV but I think MrsL would stab me in the face if I spend the first day of married life by going to Arsenal)

:(

[GP]

Oh FFS :doh:

Arsenal vs Chelsea on the day of my wedding (although it'll probably get moved for TV but I think MrsL would stab me in the face if I spend the first day of married life by going to Arsenal)

:(

:pal:

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4107/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4107-79927.jpg

[Letters]

:lol:

:(

[LDG]

Ropey as fuck this morning. Two day hangovers are the worst.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Didn't you gorge on bacon yesterday? Poor show if not.

Also, weddings. :lol:

Alwful tradition.

[LDG]

Svupid mi{sus <_<

[Niall Quinn]

[QUOTE=LDG;154117]It's amazing that so little)is stil, known about it.

As

[Xhaka Can’t]

[AUOTE=LDG;154120]Cheers mate.

Feel really hel|less....clinging to random bits of info. I know it's best to let the police get on with it, but wish there was oore I ckuld do....but aside froo taking time ofd work and going out looking, thdre isn't much tiat can be done >([/QUOTE]

Don't know what to say. :hug:

[LDG]

I know, hope he is as well as he can be.

Drives me nuts all the random things that can go off, disappear, then come back again. Always wondering if it is MS related or something else.

Yeah. The old man first noticed weird stuff when he was mowing the lawn. Being a petrol mower, it was vibrating up his arms, and sent him totally :wacko:

I suppose it affects people differently...he's very tired all of the time, but luckily it's a slow progressing form.

[Letters]

Drives me nuts all the random things that can go off, disappear, then come back again. Always wondering if it is MS related or something else.
I don't think Walcott's form is anything to do with your MS.

:hug:

[Coney]

Yeah. The old man first noticed weird stuff when he was mowing the lawn. Being a petrol mower, it was vibrating up his arms, and sent him totally :wacko:

I suppose it affects people differently...he's very tired all of the time, but luckily it's a slow progressing form.

Yeah - random tiredness is frustrating. My daughter also has the same issue - when something happens, is it 'normal' or part of MS - the nerve signals you get may or may not be valid.

Wouldn't wish it on anyone. However, one thing that Osborne's MS might do is to help raise the issue. Any publicity that helps to get fund raising and research is a good thing.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't think Walcott's form is anything to do with your MS.

:hug:

Nor is TT's.

[Coney]

From the BBC...


Labour picks John Prescott to run for police commissioner

Jesus H Christ. :banghead:

[Cripps_orig]

Nor is TT's.Titties :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Had nobody home to bring me bacof :(

Silly missus went to work.*
Why do%sn't she work ij a supemarket?

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/18496105


:pal:

[fakeyank]

I see, the BBC is reporting Jack Osborne has MS.

Strangely enough, I started experiencing the symptoms during a similar big event in my life.

Wasn't diagnosed though until 5 years later.

Didnt know you had MS! :yikes:

What age did you find out?

[Coney]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/18496105


:pal:

I didn't watch it - just caught a clip on the breakfast program of the winner singing (out of tune) and if that was the best they had to offer, I can't say I'm surprised they can't sell tickets.

[Letters]

http://www.digitalspy.ie/odd/news/a388212/cheating-husband-and-wife-check-into-same-hotel-for-affairs.html

:pal: all round.

[Coney]

http://www.digitalspy.ie/odd/news/a388212/cheating-husband-and-wife-check-into-same-hotel-for-affairs.html

:pal: all round.
:lol:
However...

It is believed that the man had lied about having to stay late at work, which compelled his wife to organise a last-minute rendezvous with her partner.


Compelled??????

[Coney]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B00005K2F8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

See third review by "Patrick Neylan". :lol:

[Letters]

Women! :rolleyes:


Morning <_<

[GP]

Tuna can?

[Letters]

We were fighting over access to it :(


Gaah! She's such hard work sometimes.
Generally not, but last night she was sending me completely mental texts :blink:

[Flavs]

We were fighting over access to it :(


Gaah! She's such hard work sometimes.
Generally not, but last night she was sending me completely mental texts :blink:

Ring is on the finger now mate, anything goes

*walks off whistling True colours

[Letters]

Ring is on the finger now mate, anything goes

*walks off whistling True colours
I've not signed anything yet :angry:

:(

[Flavs]

Women are fucking nuts mate you just have to accept that and get on with it

[GP]

Women are fucking nuts mate you just have to accept that and get on with it

Alas, this is true.

[Letters]

Women are fucking nuts mate you just have to accept that and get on with it
I know they are, I've long since known that. But MrsL never seemed that nuts, but...yeah, she is.

Gaah!

Women! Can't live with 'em, and yet in October I'm going to have to :(

[Flavs]

Well you dont have to

[Marc Overmars]

Women are indeed nuts.

But they have boobs, so they win I'm afraid.

[Letters]

Mmm...boobs.

[GP]

Hooray for boobies

[LDG]

I love boobies.

[dazthegooner]

Morning all :tiphat:

[Letters]

Daz :tiphat:

How's tricks?

[LDG]

Hi-de-ho.

This weather is nice.

It won't last.

In fact, it's gonna be an all-out piss-fest on the Isle of Wight :(

Muddy and wet, I shall return :(

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Just had a typhoon dance right across Tokyo :popcorn:

[Letters]

In fact, it's gonna be an all-out piss-fest on the Isle of Wight :(

Muddy and wet, I shall return :(
All right, Yoda.

Have fun, try not to get too soggy.

[LDG]

Just got meself a super-duper camping light.

Fucker is gonna light up the whole of the Island :o

Nearly blinded my boss :lol:


JSAO - Was it the tango?

[dazthegooner]

Daz :tiphat:

How's tricks?

Not too bad got a job interview with ATOC on Friday already met one of the interviewers whilst working for Eurostar so fingers crossed.

[Marc Overmars]

3 loooong weeks until I'm off on holiday, can't wait now, already zoned out from work.

[Letters]

Not too bad got a job interview with ATOC on Friday already met one of the interviewers whilst working for Eurostar so fingers crossed.
:good: Hope it goes well.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-18523579

Looks like she spent most of it on cake...

[GP]

Leave her alone :angry:

She's clearly got enough on her plate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lancashire. :bow:

Makes me proud.

[Letters]

Leave her alone :angry:

She's clearly got enough on her plate.
:rimshot:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Just got meself a super-duper camping light.

Fucker is gonna light up the whole of the Island :o

Nearly blinded my boss :lol:


JSAO - Was it the tango?

:lol: no more like freestyle breakdancing. . .arms and legs all over the place!

Careful with that light, may well light it the whole island but by the sounds of it it may well confuse the local shipping, next thing you know you could have the P&O ferry to La Havre running aground

[Japan Shaking All Over]

3 loooong weeks until I'm off on holiday, can't wait now, already zoned out from work.

On the receiver end of that at the moment, guy I manage is going back home for a month in a few weeks and since he put in his request he has gone from super cooperative to not at all :fume:

Could always reject his request? ?

[PGFC]

Leave her alone :angry:

She's clearly got enough on her plate.

Quite the opposite, looks like she preferred an empty plate.

Oh, longest day? you're 'avin' a laugh <_< it's as murky as Flavs past out there

[dazthegooner]

Hmmmm no money problems with Natwest hopefully will sort it soon if not will have to arrange some no food in the house and my interviews tomorrow :angry:

[Letters]

Do you want to try that post again with some punctuation? :blink:

[dazthegooner]

No not really!

[GP]

Do you want to try that post again with some punctuation? :blink:

You don't need punctuation when you have no money problems.

[dazthegooner]

;)

[Japan Shaking All Over]

You don't need punctuation when you have no money problems.

and you don't need money when you have no punctuation problems

[GP]

and you don't need money when you have no punctuation problems

Zero Punctuation :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Zero Punctuation :bow:

Skint as Tower Hamlets :bow:

[Arsenal Royal]

:wave:

I have a question: can you still get tickets for Reading festival or are they sold out?

[Letters]

:wave:

I have a question: can you still get tickets for Reading festival or are they sold out?

Do I have to Google everything for you? :sarcy:

I think you can still get them

http://www.viagogo.co.uk/Concert-Tickets/Festivals/Reading-Festival-Tickets/E-433514

http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/search?q=reading%20festival&camefrom=CFC_UK_BUYAT_strictlyfestivals

[Arsenal Royal]

Do I have to Google everything for you? :sarcy:

I think you can still get them

http://www.viagogo.co.uk/Concert-Tickets/Festivals/Reading-Festival-Tickets/E-433514

http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/search?q=reading%20festival&camefrom=CFC_UK_BUYAT_strictlyfestivals

Thanks :bow: I'm trying to convince someone to go with me. Is anyone else from GW going to be there?

[Letters]

:shrug: Not I. You can crash at GP's, he lives around there I think.

[Arsenal Royal]

:unsure: I'll book a hotel (no offence).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

[Letters]

GP :pal:

Let me know if you're over. ##

[PGFC]

LDG :pal:


Flooding is causing chaos for people heading to the Isle of Wight Festival.

Heavy rain has led to access problems at Seaclose Park, Newport. There has been traffic gridlock on the island with people forced to sleep in their cars overnight.

Police have been escorting motorists stuck in traffic to Newport Football Club where shelter and refreshments are being provided.

About 65,000 festival-goers are expected to attend the three-day event.

Traffic on many of the island's roads has been at a standstill throughout Thursday and into Friday.

Hundreds of motorists have been queuing for up to ten hours to access the site and have been left stranded in their vehicles

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-18539315

[Coney]

I blame Bob Dylan for using an electric guitar.

[GP]

I blame Bob Dylan for using an electric guitar.

Bob Dylan is shit.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Bob Dylan is shit.

But some say his lyrics are like poetry which is what your posts should be more like. . . .

try. . .'Bob Dylan is anal discharge'

[Cripps_orig]

Whats New will take some getting used to

Also, should have got Floaty back tbh

[Boss]

The new What's New sucks balls tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Floaty. :bow:

Yeah What's New isn't so good. Already mentioned that in testing. Plus, I'd be spamming the crap out of it when I am doing sporting updates.

[Injury Time]

Floaty. :bow:

Yeah What's New isn't so good. Already mentioned that in testing. Plus, I'd be spamming the crap out of it when I am doing sporting updates.

I would report your spamming ass but report button is just a? So not pressing it in case start world war 3 by accident ;)

[Marc Overmars]

+1 on What's New being a bit shit.

Don't need to see every individual post, just the most active threads.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think WWIII would involve a few more people than what we get on GW.

[Arsenal Royal]

98 pounds/day for Reading festival :yikes: .

[Jofnn]

Whats New will take some getting used to

Also, should have got Floaty back tbh

Ach - I'm still looking at a way of developing that for use on here... whilst making it optional for users! (i.e. so that an admin doesn't have to turn it off if someone doesn't like it - which is what happened over on the old GW)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

98 pounds/day for Reading festival :yikes: .

Used to be much cheaper than that. And more bands worth seeing too.

[V-Pig]

Reading's full of wanky chavemo hybrids getting pissed for the first time while their Mums are at home screwing the cable guy and sending abusive messages to an absent dad who hates the confused mess his son has become. Fuck Reading. I converted to Glasto 2 years ago and haven't looked back.

[GP]

Reading's full of wanky chavemo hybrids getting pissed for the first time while their Mums are at home screwing the cable guy and sending abusive messages to an absent dad who hates the confused mess his son has become. Fuck Reading. I converted to Glasto 2 years ago and haven't looked back.

Glasto is full of hippies.

Hippies are the worst thing in the world.

[V-Pig]

Glasto is full of hippies.

Hippies are the worst thing in the world.

Worse than 14-yo kids with checked shirts and wonky hair cuts and girls' jeans talking about how drunk they are and walking around asking people for skunk all the time?

I had fun with the hippies. I was in the Greenpeace tent when Caroline Lucas was giving a speech and she was berated by some hippy who was dressed like a Native American.

[Marc Overmars]

I went to Leeds festival once.

[GP]

I was in the Greenpeace tent

:ilt:

[V-Pig]

:ilt:

Inorite. I ended up subscribed to New Internationalist magazine and signed up to the Global Resistance newsletter. I didn't divulge what a tool of the establishment I secretly was.

[Coney]

Used to be much cheaper than that. And bands worth seeing too.

Fixed it for you. :good:

[V-Pig]

Ahahaha... I could watch this all day.

http://hosting.gmodules.com/ig/gadgets/file/112581010116074801021/penguins.swf

[PGFC]

Ah, as if life wasn't disappointing enough, it's bloody Monday again :(

[Marc Overmars]

Can't wait to get the hell out of here and lie on the beach all day. :cloud9:

[Letters]

Ahahaha... I could watch this all day.

http://hosting.gmodules.com/ig/gadgets/file/112581010116074801021/penguins.swf

:dance:

:d

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Evening all
Mondays dont always do my head in. . .but today has been a beast. . .need a bloody holiday

[Letters]

Oh hai. :wave:

Least your Monday is over!

[Flavs]

Me and our lass thinking about using her wedding fund to just bugger off and get married in foriegn places instead of having some god-awful thing over here.

Something to do isnt it

[V-Pig]

Trying to find someone else who wants to see Electric Six play in Brighton. Gotta be worth £13 to hear Gay Bar live. I bet they can make Conc2 feel like Earl's Court.

[Hump]

Me and our lass thinking about using her wedding fund to just bugger off and get married in foriegn places instead of having some god-awful thing over here. Something to do isnt itThe economics don't stack up as no one will get you a present if you just sod off and get the hotel cleaner to act as a witness. Much better to do something off the wall (ie cheap) in the UK - at Roundhay Park Bandstand for instance and then have a fish and chip wedding picnic. That'll come in under a bag of sand and you should easily recoup that in terms of the Lidl/Argos vouchers you receive as wedding pressies.

[Flavs]

The economics don't stack up as no one will get you a present if you just sod off and get the hotel cleaner to act as a witness. Much better to do something off the wall (ie cheap) in the UK - at Roundhay Park Bandstand for instance and then have a fish and chip wedding picnic. That'll come in under a bag of sand and you should easily recoup that in terms of the Lidl/Argos vouchers you receive as wedding pressies.

The whole point is that no-one will be there. Cant think of anything worse than a big bashy party wedding full of "friends" and family

yuk

[GP]

My sister went to France for her wedding for just that reason.

You get married close to home and you're almost obliged to invite every fucker you've ever met.

Still, I shagged her bridesmaid, so it's all good.

[Hump]

The whole point is that no-one will be there. Cant think of anything worse than a big bashy party wedding full of "friends" and familyyukYou can't fool me son. You're worried that if you have a home fixture when the registrar says "Does anyone know any good reason" they'll be a forest of hands shoot up in the air

[Marc Overmars]

A mate of mine is getting married next month and he's already had a few c***s asking where their invite is. I mean, one guy got the hump who we used to hang around with in school but have probably only seen 2-3 times since we were 16. The extent of the friendship now is the odd passing comment on Facebook.

He was laughed out of town as were a few others.

I'm going to have a major cull whenever I get hitched.

[Flavs]

A mate of mine is getting married next month and he's already had a few c***s asking where their invite is. I mean, one guy got the hump who we used to hang around with in school but have probably only seen 2-3 times since we were 16. The extent of the friendship now is the odd passing comment on Facebook.

He was laughed out of town as were a few others.

I'm going to have a major cull whenever I get hitched.

I have no friends and no family so wont have to deal with all that bollox anyway :)

[Marc Overmars]

I have no friends and no family so wont have to deal with all that bollox anyway :)

http://www.deviantart.com/download/177029075/forever_alone_by_foreveraloneplz.png

[Ollie the Optimist]

afternoon :)

[GP]

http://www.deviantart.com/download/177029075/forever_alone_by_foreveraloneplz.png


afternoon :)

:haha:

[Letters]

A mate of mine is getting married next month and he's already had a few c***s asking where their invite is. I mean, one guy got the hump who we used to hang around with in school but have probably only seen 2-3 times since we were 16. The extent of the friendship now is the odd passing comment on Facebook.

He was laughed out of town as were a few others.

I'm going to have a major cull whenever I get hitched.
I made a policy decision not to invite anyone just because I feel I should.
Everyone I'm inviting is there because I want them to be.

We're having quite an expensive do but nothing which will bankrupt us. Might as well do it properly but no point in being silly about it.

[Flavs]

Bastards :(

[Letters]

Who are?

[PGFC]

Bastards mainly.

Flavs, if it ain't broke don't fix it, take the money you'd spend on a wedding and buy a cake holiday instead.

[Flavs]

Bastards mainly.

Flavs, if it ain't broke don't fix it, take the money you'd spend on a wedding and buy a cake holiday instead.

That's part of it as well, quick wedding one morning and then 2 weeks jolly

[LDG]

:wave:

[Coney]

Bastards mainly.

Flavs, if it ain't broke don't fix it, take the money.

Simplified it for you.

[Letters]

:wave:
:tiphat: How was it for you? Wet and slippery? ##

[LDG]

:tiphat: How was it for you? Wet and slippery? ##

:lol:

I left on the midday Ferry on Thursday, and was camped up 2 hours later. Found a nice dry sheltered patch, and then watched on as carnage ensued. We were sat with beer, looking out from our tents at cars sliding down the apposing field. Most amusing.

Left early for various reasons, so had a nice quiet trip back again.

Dunno what all the fuss was about :shrug:

[Letters]

Weddings! :rolleyes:


:ilt:

[Flavs]

Weddings! :rolleyes:


:ilt:

Just elope, fuck em

[Letters]

Sorting out all the main things was fine.
Little details like who sits where at the top table... :ilt:

[Coney]

Need to make sure they put the high chair in the right place.

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone been on holiday to Croatia before?

Any good?

[LDG]

Nah, but it's supposed to be awesome. Posh beach holiday at reasonable prices, so I'm led to believe....

[Marc Overmars]

Me and my brother are thinking of it for my dads 50th next month. There aren't many places he hasn't been but Croatia is one of them. Heard its a very underrated place.

[Letters]

I hear rumours the ladies are ##

I heard that about Latvia too but it was hard to tell as it was so frickin' cold everyone was well wrapepd up <_<

[LDG]

Me and my brother are thinking of it for my dads 50th next month. There aren't many places he hasn't been but Croatia is one of them. Heard its a very underrated place.

I think it's Dubrovnik (sp) that's the holiday hotspot. I'm gathering it's more of an adult holiday place, but the beaches are epic. Be a good choice I reckon dude.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think it's Dubrovnik (sp) that's the holiday hotspot. I'm gathering it's more of an adult holiday place, but the beaches are epic. Be a good choice I reckon dude.

I spent a week in Croatia last year.

We wanted to go to Dubrovnik, but flew in to Zadar as we got a great flight deal. We picked up our car and headed up the toll motorway to Split and spent a couple of nights there in an apartment just off the beach with an amazing sea view.
The town itself was fantastic – great architecture, nice restaurants wonderful shoreline and stunning women.

We then drove up the coast to Dubrovnik. There is no motorway connecting the two, and the road gets interesting in a few places as the sheer drops along mountainsides are not for the faint hearted, but man, are the views ever spectacular or what! Some of the most amazing scenery I have ever seen.

When we got to Dubrovnik, we stayed in an apartment just outside the walls of the Old Town. We were there for three days and I loved every minute of it. The place is beautiful and steeped in history. The bars are good, but the restaurants can be a bit touristy and pricy, but if you look off the main roads, you’ll find some good places to eat.

We drove back to Zadar and spent our last night there. The Old Town looked really good and we want to go back there to give Zadar a better look.

Go to Croatia – it is wonderful.

[Marc Overmars]

Sold!

[Ollie the Optimist]

Anyone been on holiday to Croatia before?

Any good?

yeah i went twice. i love it. great place, cheap as well both clubbing and drinks. friendly as well and some of the places are stunning

[GP]

Sold!

Just be careful, that's where aids was invented.

[Letters]

Well that's awesome. Just creating my expenses claim for Italy and just noticed my taxi receipt has a bloody great advert for a lap dancing club on it and it looks for all the world as if that's what I'm claiming for.

:doh:

[GP]

Just write on it 'not a titty bar'

I'm sure they'll buy it.

[Coney]

Well that's awesome. Just creating my expenses claim for Italy and just noticed my taxi receipt has a bloody great advert for a lap dancing club on it and it looks for all the world as if that's what I'm claiming for.

:doh:

Yeah - right. I'm convinced. ;)

[Coney]

Just be careful, that's where aids was invented.

No - that was california where some bloke guy shagged a gay gibbon.

[Letters]

Yeah - right. I'm convinced. ;)
Let's hope the accounts people are too :ninja:

[Hump]

Let's hope the accounts people are too :ninja:My freedom of information request is already on it's way, does anybody have Paul Dacre's email addy?

[Letters]

Someone did a FOI request on our expenses actually. People were claiming for all kinds :lol:
A lot of it was probably not as bad as it looked (i.e. people may have used the wrong card and later repaid the money but it still has to go through the books).
Seem to remember some money was spent on Manchester Utd :angry:

[Coney]

Pissing down here. (Tewkesbury).

[PGFC]

Anyone been on holiday to Croatia before?

Any good?

'Tis glorious.

Though we were there when it was still firmly a communist country, we stayed near here

http://charterscroatia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Croatia005Brac1.jpg

possibly one of the best beaches in the world, we were there in August '89 it was hotter than hell and virtually deserted, maybe the best holiday ever...

[Coney]

Nice.

I thought it was rocky coastline with beautiful formations though?

[PGFC]

It is, this is Brac one of the islands in the Adriatic, just off the coast.

[Coney]

One of the guys here was talking about visiting. Might try a week in the area for a holiday.

[Hump]

One of the guys here was talking about visiting. Might try a week in the area for a holiday.Are you sure Saga would offer such an exotic destination?

[PGFC]

:cloud9: Lancaster bomber just flown over, low... just marvellous

[Master Splinter]

Are you sure Saga would offer such an exotic destination?

:haha:

[Coney]

:cloud9: Lancaster bomber just flown over, low... just marvellous

4 Merlins. Great sound. :good:

[Letters]

:cloud9: Lancaster bomber just flown over, low... just marvellous
Oh. That's what all the row was.


Friday :dance:

[PGFC]

:woohoo:

[PGFC]

It's my daughters last day at school today, her big Prom tonight, I really, really feel old now :(

[Letters]

Pics or GTFO :d

:unsure:



:run:

[PGFC]

Sir, I salute your bravery :tiphat:


Now.

Start.

Running.

[Letters]

I'm forked!

:run:

[LDG]

:tiphat:

Massive fart in the bosses office.

Whoops.

[GP]

Going to Goodwood FOS tomorrow.

Hope it stays dry.

[Letters]

:tiphat:

Massive fart in the bosses office.

Whoops.
Was he there?

[LDG]

'Tis supposed to be a nice day tomoz.

Goodwood is an awesome course.

[LDG]

Was he there?

*nods*

:(

[GP]

*nods*

:(

At least you didn't shart.

[LDG]

At least you didn't shart.

*nods*

:(



















Lol. I kid. I kid.

[Coney]

Pics or GTFO :d

:unsure:



:run:

Why would you want a pic of Perry, you necrophile poofter?

[PGFC]

Gerontophile surely? I'm not dead yet :sulk:

[Letters]

Perry's not dead? :unsure:

[PGFC]

Not dead yet, story of my life :(

It was my best mate cousin what said it, see, I'm still alive.

[GP]

Not dead yet, story of my life :(

It was my best mate cousin what said it, see, I'm still alive.

:haha:

[Letters]

Tell you what's nice: cake.


Cake :bow:

[GP]

What kind?

[Letters]

Cupcake with some buttercream stuff on.
Nom. Nom. Nom.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Tell you what's nice: cake.


Cake :bow:

You disgust me.

Free the United Kingdom from Drugs.

[Arsenal Royal]

Can anyone recommend me a nice, cheap hotel/motel in Reading? Shouldn't bee too far away from Richfield avenue.

:smooch:

[Xhaka Can’t]

GP lives on Richmond Avenue.

Number 74a.

[Arsenal Royal]

GP lives on Richmond Avenue.

Number 74a.

Who's GP??? :lol:

[GP]

GP lives on Richmond Avenue.

Number 74a.

34c

[Xhaka Can’t]

Who's GP??? :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kj1zVcSzos

[Arsenal Royal]

34c

:tiphat:

[Letters]

She'll be over-eating for 2 then...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18648924

[LDG]

Rain.

****.

Gw slow.

Shit.

:ilt:

[Flavs]

Rain.

****.

Gw slow.

Shit.

:ilt:

You're also fat

[Flavs]

Rain.

****.

Gw slow.

Shit.

:ilt:

You're also fat

[Letters]

Is GW still being slow? I've poked Jofnn with a stick after Gary reported an issue but he's at work so can't check till later.

[Letters]

Hmm. Yeah, does seem a bit slow. Not unusable but not as quick as usual.
Gary said it was bad last night during the final but I wasn't online then to see.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hmm. Yeah, does seem a bit slow. Not unusable but not as quick as usual.
Gary said it was bad last night during the final but I wasn't online then to see.

It was verging on unusable. Double posts all over the place. It was almost like whenever more than 1 person tried to post at the same time (like for a goal) because it seemed to settle down when the football did.
Of course it's slow now so that's probably just coincidence.

[Letters]

Seems very random to me. Meh. Jofnn said he'll have a look later.

[PGFC]

Oh noes, the interwebnet is failing...

[LDG]

Oh noes, the interwebnet is failing...

As is your face.

[Letters]

Jof said he's checked and the server is running with high utilisation so he'll get onto the hosts and see what's going on.

Please wait, caller...

[Marc Overmars]

Letters spending all his money on the wedding and forgetting to pay the GW bills. :rolleyes:

[Flavs]

As is your face.

:lol:

[PGFC]

You're all horrible to me, boo-hoo, I think I'm going to leave :blah:

[GP]

You're all horrible to me, boo-hoo, I think I'm going to leave :blah:

Mr B.? :unsure:

[PGFC]

You're all horrible to me, boo-hoo, I think I'm going to leave :blah:


Mr B.? :unsure:

May God strike you down, unbeliever.

I'm afflicted by a brutal headache today, hurts too much to be grumpy :(

[PGFC]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18672173


Several high-profile websites and services suffered over the weekend thanks to the leap second and huge storms

see, told you, It's the end of the web as we know it...

[Letters]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/father-found-guilty-of-sex-with-familys-bull-mastiff-7896708.html

:sick:

Just...why?! :doh:

[Coney]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/father-found-guilty-of-sex-with-familys-bull-mastiff-7896708.html

:sick:

Just...why?! :doh:

If that's what his wife has turned him to, she must be a right dog.

[LDG]

WTF!?

That's horrific.

[LDG]

And so is the story Letters posted before Coney's "joke".

[Coney]

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Dogs :rolleyes:

[Coney]

It's a shaggy dog story.

[LDG]

50 Shades of Chav:

"It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he c...alled The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."

"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"

"As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."

"My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections."

:lol:

[Letters]

:d

Well done us.

We put a fix to an issue live yesterday and managed to introduce a far bigger problem.

Us :bow:

[Coney]

My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me.

:haha:

[Coney]

:d

Well done us.

We put a fix to an issue live yesterday and managed to introduce a far bigger problem.

Us :bow:

I told you not to use Vista Home Edition.

[Letters]

:getcoat:

[Coney]

GW. Almost unusable now. So long to do anything. Call me when you've fixed it.


:rose:

[Hump]

GW. Almost unusable now. So long to do anything. Call me when you've fixed it.:rose:Given your advancing years and the admin's technical ineptitude that might require the services of a Derek Acorah

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830

Well I'm glad we've sorted that out :unsure:

[Letters]

GW. Almost unusable now. So long to do anything. Call me when you've fixed it.


:rose:
...has he gone?

Jofnn, you can switch it all back on again now :d

[Coney]

:ninja:

[Marc Overmars]

:rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol: I think Jof pressed the wrong button. Still, I let him know about the problem so at least we can post again now. Jof. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

The quick reply box has gone as well. :( Although it does load the advanced box a bit quicker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aye I have mentioned that too. GW. :rose:

[Marc Overmars]

You can't leave a space between sentences either! :wacko: test - this was supposed to be underneath!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha: I did wonder if I had pressed enter or not. Test. You are right.

[Marc Overmars]

The banner is also at the bottom. :lol:

Or that should now be, was.

[Letters]

Test
Test

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Back

to

normal.

Jof said he didn't even do anything to fix it. :unsure:

[Cripps_orig]

You can't leave a space between sentences either! :wacko: test - this was supposed to be underneath!
Thats how its been on my phone for ages.

Looks like its gone global

Wengeritis is here.

We are doomed

[GP]

Gooners :lol:

Awful web

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal. :bow:

Even our forums have injuries.

[GP]

GW is lacking a little bit sharpness

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Only 2% away from loading.

[Jofnn]

:getcoat:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:wave:

The speed is noticeably better though.

[Xhaka Can’t]

GW has been playing with the handbrake on.

[Jofnn]

I've noticed a big change in speed too... Hopefully some of the optimisation work I've done should make it better.

[Coney]

It's like having a new forum.

[Cripps_orig]

Independence Day :bow:

Great film

[Master Splinter]

Is GW finally travelling with petrol rather than sweat?

This place needs an injection of ambition.

[dazthegooner]

Morning peeps :wave: Got a second interview with ATOC at 3 today :)

[LDG]

:wave:

I see the fine weather continues.

[dazthegooner]

Reports say it will get better later which probably means it will piss down :rolleyes:

[Letters]

It's a bit brighter than it was when I woke up but hardly summer <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Spilt my cup of tea all over the desk. :doh: