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LDG
28-09-2012, 01:11 PM
Megan Stammers. :lol:

Un-un-unfortunate name.

Easy for you to say :sulk:

McNamara That Ghost...
28-09-2012, 01:13 PM
I'm losing the ability to pronounce r's correctly in fluid conversation, not sure why. Or how. :angry:

LDG
28-09-2012, 01:16 PM
That's howwific

McNamara That Ghost...
28-09-2012, 01:18 PM
Bwing on the Euwos.

Cripps_orig
28-09-2012, 02:42 PM
Any chance of me being allowed back on the Messi thread now that Letters is dead?

Marc Overmars
28-09-2012, 03:47 PM
You're banned from an individual thread?

Impressive.

Cripps_orig
28-09-2012, 03:49 PM
You're banned from an individual thread?

Impressive.
Whats even more impressive was that i was banned cos Letters insulted me.

Yeah not sure how that works but oh well

McNamara That Ghost...
28-09-2012, 03:50 PM
Any chance of me being allowed back on the Messi thread now that Letters is dead?

Will you be good?

Cripps_orig
28-09-2012, 03:54 PM
I promise from this day forth i will only post what i think about Messi

LDG
28-09-2012, 03:56 PM
I promise from this day forth i will only post what i think about Messi

That's gonna get a bit boring in Arsenal Debate, but whatever floats, dude.

McNamara That Ghost...
28-09-2012, 04:26 PM
I promise from this day forth i will only post what i think about Messi

:lol:

Ok. I have been convinced. :unsure:

V-Pig
28-09-2012, 07:47 PM
Fox News just aired a suicide live on TV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZttwwbM-AU&feature=youtu.be

Link to video above. It's from a heli so not graphic but wtf.

LDG
01-10-2012, 09:41 AM
5 days of work left :dance:

Can't wait to get away.

GP
01-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Fox News just aired a suicide live on TV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZttwwbM-AU&feature=youtu.be

Link to video above. It's from a heli so not graphic but wtf.

lulz

Olivier's xmas twist
01-10-2012, 11:35 AM
I promise from this day forth i will only post what i think about Messi

:haha:

Olivier's xmas twist
01-10-2012, 11:36 AM
Fox News just aired a suicide live on TV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZttwwbM-AU&feature=youtu.be

Link to video above. It's from a heli so not graphic but wtf.

Such a fox news thing to do.

GP
01-10-2012, 07:40 PM
Just got this email...


Attorney at Law
Faegre & Benson LLP, UK.
Office Hours: Monday - Friday 9:00a.m. - 5:00p.m. Evening Appointments Available


On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jurge Krugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. J?rge Kr?gger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars ($30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. J?rge Kr?gger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers.According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my
job. I hope to hear from you in


Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal email address: r.gilbertassociate@hotmail.com


I await your prompt response.


Yours in Service,


Barr. Richard GIlbert QC.

See ya suckers! I'm going to Disneyland!

Dennis Bendtner
01-10-2012, 07:50 PM
Saw an interesting story when investigating the Mandela defect forum......

But anyway, reckon I've smashed this round. :popcorn:

Too bad it's for the Europa League. :coffee:

Cripps_orig
01-10-2012, 07:52 PM
Saw an interesting story when investigating the Mandela defect forum......:

Link or it didnt happen

Dennis Bendtner
01-10-2012, 07:54 PM
I do not wish to undermine the credibility of this competition.

Cripps_orig
01-10-2012, 07:57 PM
Post it after the answers are revealed

Marc Overmars
01-10-2012, 08:06 PM
I do not wish to undermine the credibility of this competition.

If it throws the competition into disrepute, I need to know.

PM me tbf.

Dennis Bendtner
01-10-2012, 08:10 PM
Nah, it's nothing too interesting. Doesn't affect the competition in any way. Just something I saw in my extra-curricular google detective work, but obv if posted would give the answer away.

Marc Overmars
01-10-2012, 08:12 PM
Fair enough. :tiphat:

LDG
01-10-2012, 08:21 PM
Just got this email...



See ya suckers! I'm going to Disneyland!

Disneyland sucks :pal:

Xhaka Can’t
01-10-2012, 08:25 PM
Just got this email...



See ya suckers! I'm going to Disneyland!

Bet ya can't spend it in 30 days and have no assets other than the clothes on your back.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-10-2012, 08:29 PM
If it's what I think it is then I hope people will take heed.

LDG
01-10-2012, 08:32 PM
If it's what I think it is then I hope people will take heed.

:gp:

Xhaka Can’t
01-10-2012, 08:32 PM
If it's what I think it is then I hope people will take heed.

:good:

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-10-2012, 08:36 PM
If it's what I think it is then I hope people will take heed.
Even though I actually have no clue what you're talking about :gp:

Cripps_orig
01-10-2012, 08:38 PM
Can people take heed when they dont know what they are taking heed to?

McNamara That Ghost...
01-10-2012, 08:41 PM
Well I am guessing it will be posted after Thursday.

Xhaka Can’t
01-10-2012, 08:42 PM
Take heed that anything you say on a forum no matter how small that forum is can come back and bite you on the ass - even if you don't mean what you say and regard it as being banter. Always consider what you say about someone and how it can be interpreted or how it looks to outsiders who may not get the in-jokes and nature of the banter and how everything you post is out there permanently and you can be held accountable for it.

Marc Overmars
01-10-2012, 08:53 PM
Extra point if you PM me the gossip.








Lol no. But PM please anyway because I can't find anything. :(

Dennis Bendtner
01-10-2012, 10:12 PM
If it's what I think it is then I hope people will take heed.

Yeah it's this, and yes :gp: to the above and GB.

Ollie the Optimist
01-10-2012, 10:23 PM
im not doing this competition so if someone could pm the story abotu mandela and what to take heed about, that would be kind.

Marc Overmars
01-10-2012, 10:29 PM
Take heed is certainly the best advice here.

Xhaka Can’t
01-10-2012, 10:34 PM
Nothing has happened to Mandela.

Cripps_orig
01-10-2012, 10:34 PM
Someone PM that shit ffs

I already know the answer to the question as MO will testify so makes no difference if i get the PM

Marc Overmars
01-10-2012, 10:34 PM
Worth opening a new thread to talk about it rather than in here please. :good:

McNamara That Ghost...
01-10-2012, 10:37 PM
I'll move it to Currants.

Marc Overmars
01-10-2012, 10:42 PM
Mac. :tiphat:

GP
02-10-2012, 07:52 AM
im not doing this competition so if someone could pm the story abotu mandela and what to take heed about, that would be kind.

He's deed.

LDG
02-10-2012, 08:15 AM
Missus walked out the door with both sets of keys this morning :doh:

Got one of those doors you have to lock from the outside :doh:

Had to climb out of the balcony <_<

GP
02-10-2012, 08:17 AM
:haha:

V-Pig
02-10-2012, 08:36 AM
Missus walked out the door with both sets of keys this morning :doh:

Got one of those doors you have to lock from the outside :doh:

Had to climb out of the balcony <_<

Very sus. No one called the police? Your neighbours suck.

PGFC
02-10-2012, 08:55 AM
Take heed that anything you say on a forum no matter how small that forum is can come back and bite you on the ass - even if you don't mean what you say and regard it as being banter. Always consider what you say about someone and how it can be interpreted or how it looks to outsiders who may not get the in-jokes and nature of the banter and how everything you post is out there permanently and you can be held accountable for it.

:rolleyes: Canucks.

Cripps_orig
02-10-2012, 10:38 AM
Whats the best cure for a headache?

Cripps_orig
02-10-2012, 10:44 AM
Water :sick:

Paracetamol usually ,oes the trick

Fuck CT ycans. Hdd enough of them to last a life time

LDG
02-10-2012, 10:45 AM
Whats the best cure for a headache?

Depends what's causing the headache.

Cripps_orig
02-10-2012, 10:46 AM
Fuck knows

Just woke up with it and its onlyon one side of vhe head. Fortunately its on the right side

Cripps_orig
02-10-2012, 11:21 AM
Marc :lol:

LDG
02-10-2012, 11:25 AM
"I was looking for my hat"

Oh. That's the reason why. I see now.

What?????

Why would you throw your hat in the bin in the first place?

Titi14
02-10-2012, 11:54 AM
His lat fell off whilst looking for lunch, probably.

oh and anagrams, they're good for headaches <_<

Syn
02-10-2012, 12:05 PM
[QUOT=Ach;201604]Fuck knows

Just woke up with it and its nnly on one side of the head. Fortunately its on the riglt side[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a migraine. I get bad attacks too(- can't get anything done.

But I can't really complain because a mate has this: http://en.wikiredia.orf/wiki/Cluster_headache - needs to carry around an oxygen tank. :yikes:

GP
02-10-2012, 12:57 PM
Does anyone know any jokes about Sodium?

LDG
02-10-2012, 01:33 PM
Does anyone know any jokes about Sodium?

GB, the comedy genius, should do, if he's worth his salt.

Hump
02-10-2012, 01:33 PM
Na, can't thik of any.

GP
02-10-2012, 01:34 PM
Na, can't thik of any.

Ok, then I want you to think of one for Potassium.

LDG
02-10-2012, 01:35 PM
Sounds like a migraine. I get bad attacks too - can't get anything done.

But I can't really complain because a mate has this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache - needs to carry around an oxygen tank. :yikes:

That sounds horrific!

Hump
02-10-2012, 01:40 PM
Don't know any jokes about that either but Paul Hardcastle wrote a song about it.

LDG
02-10-2012, 02:14 PM
What do you do with a dead chemist?

GP
02-10-2012, 02:18 PM
What do you do with a dead chemist?

I don't know, what do you do with a dead chemist?

LDG
02-10-2012, 02:18 PM
I don't know, what do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium


LOL

GP
02-10-2012, 02:20 PM
Barium


LOL

HAHA LOL!

LDG
02-10-2012, 03:00 PM
Wow. This a slow day :(

PGFC
02-10-2012, 03:41 PM
Wow. This a slow day :(

I know, slower than Savilles Roller past the Girls school

Marc Overmars
02-10-2012, 03:49 PM
Had a big lunch and I've been struggling to stay awake all afternoon.

This country needs to embrace siesta's tbf.

LDG
02-10-2012, 03:56 PM
Had a big lunch and I've been struggling to stay awake all afternoon.

This country needs to embrace siesta's tbf.

:gp:

I could do with a nap.

It's that shit time of the year when the days are getting shorter, and it's harder to wake up properly in the morning. Also makes me fucked by mid-afternoon :(

The Wengerbabies
02-10-2012, 05:14 PM
Just realised its October. wtf?

The Wengerbabies
02-10-2012, 05:15 PM
On the plus side

Christmas :bow:

Cripps_orig
02-10-2012, 05:16 PM
On the plus side

Christmas :bow:

Christmas isnt in October though

Marc Overmars
02-10-2012, 05:20 PM
It's flown by.

Best time of year now tbf.

Japan Shaking All Over
04-10-2012, 10:27 AM
Off till Tuesday and flying up to Hokkaido to take the little un to see his gran for the first time he was born

God I need this break. . .just going to pass him over and say he's yours. . .wake me up in three days

hymppi
04-10-2012, 03:19 PM
Just realised its October. wtf?

Did someone remember to wake up Green Day?

McNamara That Ghost...
04-10-2012, 04:25 PM
Over 200,000 posts now.

GW. :bow:

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 04:28 PM
You have around 1/5 of them.

Live sporting updates. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
04-10-2012, 04:35 PM
Anything for a +1.

V-Pig
04-10-2012, 04:38 PM
Car question:

My car is due an "oil service" because it's been driven 10,000 miles in less than 12 months. How urgent is this? The oil looks good and it's all well-looked-after. Can I leave it a week until I have free time or will that kill it little bit?

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 04:50 PM
As long as the oil is topped up it should be fine for at least a week, I wouldn't plan on going another 1000 miles though. Newer cars can probably squeeze a little more out but I would book it in for a service sooner rather than later.

V-Pig
04-10-2012, 04:55 PM
Cool cheers. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I've got a long trip planned next weekend so I've booked it in for next Tuesday. It'll probably only do about 60 miles before then and the oil looks good anyway.

GP
04-10-2012, 05:14 PM
It'll probably explode if you don't replace the felangie.

Luckily I have one in stock and can do it for just £1200+vat.

V-Pig
04-10-2012, 05:28 PM
It'll probably explode if you don't replace the felangie.

Luckily I have one in stock and can do it for just £1200+vat.

Your mum offered me hers for only £1100+vat so I'll go for that tbh.

Also, the "v" doesn't stand for "value".

GP
04-10-2012, 05:31 PM
She isn't a qualified mechanic.

Xhaka Can’t
04-10-2012, 05:33 PM
Did someone remember to wake up Green Day?

:rimshot:

Xhaka Can’t
04-10-2012, 05:36 PM
She isn't a qualified mechanic.

Bet she knows her way round the 710 cap.

GP
04-10-2012, 05:37 PM
She knows her way around a lot of things... :coffee:

Shaqiri Is Boss
04-10-2012, 07:50 PM
Saw an interesting story when investigating the Mandela defect forum......

But anyway, reckon I've smashed this round. :popcorn:

Too bad it's for the Europa League. :coffee:
So What was this all about in the end then? :popcorn:

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 07:54 PM
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/troll-behind-horrific-online-hatred-877225

Idiots. :doh:

GP
04-10-2012, 08:01 PM
Is that THE Mark??

V-Pig
04-10-2012, 08:02 PM
Holy fucking shit.

A poster called "Mandela" quoted...

I mean, the main person isn't him, but he's there in the body.

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 08:02 PM
Nah, a member who went by the name of "Soapy".

That article quotes, erm, "our" Marc though.

GP
04-10-2012, 08:04 PM
Fucking hell :doh:

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 08:09 PM
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-set-to-investigate-troll-who-877763

He was taken for questioning as well.

Just goes to show keyboard warriors are still culpable despite what they may think.

Shaqiri Is Boss
04-10-2012, 08:11 PM
And charged.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/man-charged-over-internet-threats-1254370

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 08:12 PM
Oh dear. :doh:

V-Pig
04-10-2012, 08:16 PM
If they'd seen half the stuff Mandela'd posted on here...

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 08:17 PM
Anonymous call to the police? :ninja:

McNamara That Ghost...
04-10-2012, 08:17 PM
We moved before the damage was done. :lol:

V-Pig
04-10-2012, 08:27 PM
Time to blow up the old GW?

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 08:29 PM
Nah, I'll need material for series 2 of the Quiz!

McNamara That Ghost...
04-10-2012, 08:37 PM
Old GW. :lol:

Nah, it will be fine.

Xhaka Can’t
04-10-2012, 08:56 PM
Knew about this for months, not long after I stopped moderating here, but spoke to Maccy and Letters about it. Soapy was clearly posting on what was pretty much a private forum and what he posted was surely banter - what you think of the quality of banter is immaterial, but I sincerely doubt he meant the words attributed to him. And it was not as if he was directly addressing the woman.

Fuck knows how what was posted on that two bit forum got out there, but it did and the 'banter' was not seen as that by either the woman, the newspaper or the police. Now the poor fucker is paying the price for it.

We are a small forum, but we are significantly bigger than that place, so if things can blow up there like they did, an unmoderated GW could also do so. So when the mods remove some of our posts, it aint simple censorship. What we know is clearly banter can be misinterpreted genuinely or by design elsewhere by others.

V-Pig
04-10-2012, 08:59 PM
Knew about this for months, not long after I stopped moderating here, but spoke to Maccy and Letters about it. Soapy was clearly posting on what was pretty much a private forum and what he posted was surely banter - what you think of the quality of banter is immaterial, but I sincerely doubt he meant the words attributed to him. And it was not as if he was directly addressing the woman.

Fuck knows how what was posted on that two bit forum got out there, but it did and the 'banter' was not seen as that by either the woman, the newspaper or the police. Now the poor fucker is paying the price for it.

We are a small forum, but we are significantly bigger than that place, so if things can blow up there like they did, an unmoderated GW could also do so. So when the mods remove some of our posts, it aint simple censorship. What we know is clearly banter can be misinterpreted genuinely or by design elsewhere by others.

Tru Dat. Always work on the assumption that someone, somewhere will dig up something you wrote about Frank Lampard in a drunken rage 4 years ago.

I'm looking forward to the leaders of the future, when every potential Prime Ministerial candidate has thousands of tweets and posts for dogsbody journalists to trawl through.

PGFC
04-10-2012, 09:13 PM
So Letters isn't really on honeymoon, He's erasing his stalking of Chrissie, priceless.

Marc Overmars
04-10-2012, 10:26 PM
Just booked tickets for Thorpe Park Fright Night next weekend. :dance:

GP
05-10-2012, 08:00 AM
So Letters isn't really on honeymoon, He's erasing his stalking of Chrissie, priceless.

He never said he was going to violently rape her.

LDG
05-10-2012, 08:32 AM
Just booked tickets for Thorpe Park Fright Night next weekend. :dance:

OMG OMG OMGZZZ!!!

LDG
05-10-2012, 08:33 AM
Mornin all :tiphat:

Didn't have time to drown my sorrows last night after my catastophic collapse in the quiz.

Could use some lager and scotch :(

PGFC
05-10-2012, 08:35 AM
So Letters isn't really on honeymoon, He's erasing his stalking of Chrissie, priceless.


He never said he was going to violently rape her.

He never said he wasn't either.

Poor Letters, It's the Church Girls that are gonna get 'im anyway :lol:

Xhaka Can’t
05-10-2012, 11:24 AM
Just booked tickets for Thorpe Park Fright Night next weekend. :dance:

Do we need to study this for the quiz?

Marc Overmars
05-10-2012, 11:29 AM
No but I may ask what theme park I last visited, so bear it in mind. :coffee:

LDG
05-10-2012, 01:12 PM
As a great man once said:

Friday :bow:
Beerday :bow:
kebabday :bow:
Holiday...day :bow:

Cripps_orig
05-10-2012, 10:42 PM
No but I may ask what theme park I last visited, so bear it in mind. :coffee:
I can see it now

MO - Question 1, what is the theme park i visited? Clue: Think Graham Thorpe....

Charlie - Graham Park

Olivier's xmas twist
05-10-2012, 11:08 PM
I can see it now

MO - Question 1, what is the theme park i visited? Clue: Think Graham Thorpe....

Charlie - Graham Park

I've been relegated so won't be in the next quiz tbh. And actually my answer would have been Park Chu Young tbh :coffee:

PGFC
06-10-2012, 07:15 AM
I can see it now

MO - Question 1, what is the theme park i visited? Clue: Think Graham Thorpe....

Charlie - Graham Park

Tbf walking around Graham Park is scarier by far than any theme park.

V-Pig
06-10-2012, 07:16 PM
http://www.iengage.org.uk/news/2123-reading-university-muhammed-pineapple-controversy

The Daily Mail and Huffington Post have both reported on an incident that occurred at the Freshers Fair at Reading University where the university’s Atheist, Humanist and Secularist Society (RAHS) labelled a pineapple with the name ‘Muhammad’.

GP
06-10-2012, 07:19 PM
:haha:

I saw the fair yesterday, but I didn't see the stall.

Tbh, there were a bunch of tossers playing fucking Quiddich, which I found far more offensive.

V-Pig
06-10-2012, 07:23 PM
On the one hand, it's needlessly antagonising a religious minority who have some dangerous allies. On the other hand, it's just a pineapple.

GP
06-10-2012, 07:26 PM
Anyone who's genuinely offended by a pineapple needs to have a word with themselves.

Olivier's xmas twist
06-10-2012, 08:52 PM
Anyone who's genuinely offended by a pineapple needs to have a word with themselves.

Spot on, its like you can say anything these days without somone getting offended.

Xhaka Can’t
06-10-2012, 10:10 PM
http://www.footballfancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Worst-Haircuts-Jason-Lee.jpg

Japan Shaking All Over
07-10-2012, 09:08 AM
http://www.footballfancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Worst-Haircuts-Jason-Lee.jpg



The very same. . .and we say Muslims are wrong for getting the strop on

LDG
07-10-2012, 10:54 AM
I once saw a lemon called wong. Lol.

GP
07-10-2012, 11:01 AM
I bought a burrito from a Jesus.

Xhaka Can’t
07-10-2012, 07:04 PM
A crappy night in 1998.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/what-a-crappy-evening-in-1998-looked-like

fakeyank
07-10-2012, 07:39 PM
Anyone know where I can buy this jacket. Have been looking online for a long time but its sold out everywhere and its not on arsenal store online.

http://www.worldcup-jersey.com/adidas-marseille-white-home-jersey-2010-2011-p-1020.html

Xhaka Can’t
07-10-2012, 07:51 PM
Had a look, must be discontinued, but I'm sure you figured that out already. Couldn't even find one on ebay.

fakeyank
08-10-2012, 02:09 AM
Ahh... sucks! :(

Marc Overmars
09-10-2012, 03:36 PM
Was getting my lunch earlier and my card was embarrassingly declined. :doh:

Turns out the bank cancelled my card due to "suspisous" activity. I've made a few purchases over the past 48 hours and without even confirming whether it was me, they just fucking cancelled it and said they'd send me a new one.

Well done, Natwest.

McNamara That Ghost...
09-10-2012, 03:39 PM
Banks. :scarf:

I just love them.

Although Lloyds have always been very nice to me in fairness.

Marc Overmars
09-10-2012, 03:42 PM
Yeah I'm with Lloyds as well. Natwest is my graduate account which I only kept open because they've given me a free rail card for the past 5 years. I think this is the final year for that so I'll probably send all the money to Lloyds soon and close that pub team account down.

McNamara That Ghost...
09-10-2012, 03:54 PM
Makes sense. It's crazy that you can't get a railcard after you're 25, especially as I can't get down to Plymouth with it costing me any less than at least £100. Bastards.

Xhaka Can’t
09-10-2012, 04:52 PM
Banks. :scarf:

I just love them.

Although Lloyds have always been very nice to me in fairness.

Only because you are an Administrator on an Internet forum.

McNamara That Ghost...
09-10-2012, 05:55 PM
They can't stand up to the power hungry.

V-Pig
09-10-2012, 11:13 PM
Ooh! I have Natwest story from today.

In 2007 I withdrew funds from a Natwest ATM but in my student haze forgot to take the money. Today, 5 years later, they've refunded my the money that the machine sucked back in, and given me a £2.50 "goodwill" gesture. I assumed some passer-by had nicked it back then.

Gee, thanks!

Syn
10-10-2012, 09:37 AM
That's amazing. Who's going to play you in the movie?

Hump
10-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Justin Bieber, I am sure, could do the role justice

PGFC
10-10-2012, 01:19 PM
Wow, it's deader in here than Jimmy Saviles reputation.

I see Freddie Starr (69) has been vigorously defended against allegations of fancying young girls by his fiancee Sophie (34), priceless.

Marc Overmars
10-10-2012, 01:21 PM
There's always a lull during the International breaks.

PGFC
10-10-2012, 01:25 PM
I spy...

Master Splinter
10-10-2012, 03:23 PM
There's always a lull during the International breaks.

Is that Freddie Starr's second line of defence?

Xhaka Can’t
11-10-2012, 06:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wGDHL.jpg

GP
11-10-2012, 06:59 PM
:haha:

Xhaka Can’t
11-10-2012, 08:57 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/541250_414562781931619_506781119_n.jpg

LDG
12-10-2012, 08:45 AM
I spy...

Something beginning with "R" ##

PGFC
12-10-2012, 09:38 AM
I spy...


Something beginning with "R" ##

Redundancy notice?

Japan Shaking All Over
12-10-2012, 09:44 AM
That was interesting. . .never been in a lift during an earthquake before. . .automatically stopped on the next floor

PGFC
12-10-2012, 10:00 AM
That was interesting. . .never been in a lift during an earthquake before. . .automatically stopped on the next floor

Can't think of much worse than that, well apart from being stuck in a lift with Jodie Marsh and Graham Norton and no forks..

Japan Shaking All Over
12-10-2012, 01:17 PM
Can't think of much worse than that, well apart from being stuck in a lift with Jodie Marsh and Graham Norton and no forks..

:) Joker and Cripps would be quite horrific too ;)

PGFC
12-10-2012, 01:42 PM
:) Joker and Cripps would be quite horrific too ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViYclyAkkDg

Injury Time
12-10-2012, 08:02 PM
I joined twitter, so far meh, feel be mostly stalking I mean following than posting tbh

Syn
14-10-2012, 06:00 PM
The whole world is watching this: http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

Gervinho's Forehead
14-10-2012, 06:20 PM
He bottled part of it! :lol:

redbull :haha:

Syn
14-10-2012, 06:22 PM
That was awesome. Greatest marketing stunt ever.

Syn
14-10-2012, 06:22 PM
He bottled part of it! :lol:


Huh?

V-Pig
14-10-2012, 06:25 PM
Congrats to him, but surely it's not that impressive. Freefall is freefall. Adding height doesn't make it any less terrifying.

Syn
14-10-2012, 06:29 PM
Congrats to him, but surely it's not that impressive. Freefall is freefall. Adding height doesn't make it any less terrifying.

I think you mean it doesn't make it more terrifying. And I disagree - surely more can go wrong the longer you are in freefall.

I don't think this claims to be a scientific breakthrough; it's a cheap guinness book-type marketing stunt. But it takes a lot of balls to do it.

V-Pig
14-10-2012, 06:33 PM
Yeah, I did indeed mean "more terrifying".

More can go wrong perhaps, but he had an entire crew to help him through it. I doubt he was in much danger. It would've been more dangerous to do a solo normal freefall dive from a plane, with no tech support.

Gervinho's Forehead
14-10-2012, 06:37 PM
Yeah, I did indeed mean "more terrifying".

More can go wrong perhaps, but he had an entire crew to help him through it. I doubt he was in much danger. It would've been more dangerous to do a solo normal freefall dive from a plane, with no tech support.

syn just has man love love him, so he's on the defensive and he loves rebull too so can be overprotective.

Shaqiri Is Boss
14-10-2012, 07:28 PM
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/672177659.gif?key=500276&Expires=1350242718&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=JYaKk2Bbp6Gg5j5AUMoor-MS0JVKYofoaZxZ3zVUN31wJvF7hjx~JDdWXwHzrTsy4UoFxoal jhAIyOkUN9KYGlzxi-As1lsEyLOzbknZ2sFeqdK-hS8HpBZfAZ2XlGnj1TS1Xn1yFHUCDR1W1JJQVXJfzITaVVmPFg dfMpqbeno_

http://i.imgur.com/qzAak.jpg

GP
14-10-2012, 08:49 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwbqleaSG1qg60cwo1_500.gif

Syn
14-10-2012, 09:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MpvBz.jpg?1

GP
14-10-2012, 09:59 PM
:haha:

Marc Overmars
15-10-2012, 07:23 AM
I'd love to sky dive, although I'm pretty sure I'd shit my pants as well.

The curvature of the earth though. :bow:

GP
15-10-2012, 07:38 AM
I prefer the curvature of Isla Fisher.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-10-2012, 08:12 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwbqleaSG1qg60cwo1_500.gif

The Queen. :bow:

LDG
15-10-2012, 09:28 AM
:wave:

Back at work :(

Nomore holiday until Christmas :(

I got engaged!!!!!!!! :dance: :woohoo:

Oh.

:(

PGFC
15-10-2012, 09:30 AM
Ah, that's what the face was for :hug:

LDG
15-10-2012, 09:33 AM
Ah, that's what the face was for :hug:

:lol:

I was on the phone to Sky, on my holiday. Hence the face! :lol:

Marc Overmars
15-10-2012, 10:35 AM
LDG. :bow:

Congrats!

Syn
15-10-2012, 10:35 AM
GW is all grown up. :lol:

Congrats LDG. :cheers:

LDG
15-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Ta lads :d

And to think, only two years ago, I was shagging anything that moved.









:crying:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-10-2012, 11:02 AM
LDG. :bow:

Hump
15-10-2012, 11:29 AM
So did you propose or did you say something when you were nursing a hangover that she took as a proposal? Or did you knock her up?

LDG
15-10-2012, 11:41 AM
So did you propose or did you say something when you were nursing a hangover that she took as a proposal? Or did you knock her up?

:lol:

Actually, I'd been planning it for a good few months, and managed not to tell anybody, which for me, is pretty good going.

Proposed on the government hill of Toompea in Estonia (where the missus is from), which overlooks the old town of Tallinn.

Hump
15-10-2012, 12:01 PM
So she's am Eastern European mail order bride? gotcha. Their standards are fairly poor I understanf, which I guess in your case is lucky.

LDG
15-10-2012, 12:08 PM
So she's am Eastern European mail order bride? gotcha. Their standards are fairly poor I understanf, which I guess in your case is lucky.

At least she can type.

IBK
15-10-2012, 01:30 PM
Congratulations, old chum.

LDG
15-10-2012, 01:52 PM
Congratulations, old chum.

:tiphat:

GP
15-10-2012, 02:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXbzjnffAo

Marc Overmars
15-10-2012, 02:53 PM
Woopah! :lol:

One of my favourite Friends moments.

Cripps_orig
15-10-2012, 07:05 PM
c

Olivier's xmas twist
15-10-2012, 07:34 PM
:wave:

Back at work :(

Nomore holiday until Christmas :(

I got engaged!!!!!!!! :dance: :woohoo:

Oh.

:(

Congrats dude.

Olivier's xmas twist
15-10-2012, 09:10 PM
:) Joker and Cripps would be quite horrific too ;)

:lol:

Cripps_orig
15-10-2012, 09:14 PM
:unsure:

Horrific at what?

LDG
16-10-2012, 08:29 AM
Fuckin manflu. Tis the season. Everyone sniffing and coughing all over one another on the bus this morning.

What is it with people who don't bring tissues or big roll to blow their nose, but insist on sniffing constantly, then wiping their nose with their hands, and then touching all the surfaces that other members of the public need to use. ****s.

Bring on spring asap.

Marc Overmars
16-10-2012, 08:31 AM
Nah bruv, Oct-Dec is the best time of year tbf.

LDG
16-10-2012, 08:52 AM
Nah bruv, Oct-Dec is the best time of year tbf.

December is alright, Christmas is awlsome. Not a big fan of the gusty rain and wind and change in season, and shorter days of Oct / Nov specifically though.

I just love my sun, tbf.

Marc Overmars
16-10-2012, 08:58 AM
I'm a sucker for all this seasonal shit, halloween, fireworks etc. Love it.

Some shops already have their Christmas decor up. :lol:

LDG
16-10-2012, 09:00 AM
I know! I saw a load yesterday on my wander home.

I always thought you had to wait until the last firework!

Japan Shaking All Over
16-10-2012, 09:20 AM
:unsure:

Horrific at what?

I think the level od WUMming would be unbearable at best. . , please dont say you dont. . .

Japan Shaking All Over
16-10-2012, 09:25 AM
:wave:

Back at work :(

Nomore holiday until Christmas :(

I got engaged!!!!!!!! :dance: :woohoo:

Oh.

:(

Congratulations mate. . .saw this late so apologies but staggered congrats are the best. ..

Was about to say that it must have been the emotion that Letters's wedding generated but saw later that it was a while ago


'gusher' stories :rose:

Syn
16-10-2012, 01:29 PM
I want to go to Hendon and get one of those burgers to see what all the fuss is about. Nearly over now anyway. :(

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/10/16/in-n-out-burgers-hendon-_n_1969727.html?ncid=GEP

Marc Overmars
16-10-2012, 01:33 PM
I've tried In-N-Out in America. Typical Yank food, greasy and moreish.

Syn
16-10-2012, 01:35 PM
:cloud9:

Marc Overmars
16-10-2012, 01:35 PM
Pretty much.

LDG
16-10-2012, 01:39 PM
That burger in the report looked fuckin mega.

LDG
16-10-2012, 01:40 PM
Congratulations mate. . .saw this late so apologies but staggered congrats are the best. ..

Was about to say that it must have been the emotion that Letters's wedding generated but saw later that it was a while ago


'gusher' stories :rose:

Cheers dude!!

Awww man. Gusher stories :rose:

It was fun while it lasted.

Sad times :(

GP
16-10-2012, 01:49 PM
In-n-out is way better than garbage like mcdonalds.

They should open a chain of them over here tbh.

And Taco Bell.

And White Castle.

Marc Overmars
16-10-2012, 01:53 PM
IHOP as well.

USA. :bow:

Syn
16-10-2012, 01:54 PM
Taco Bell. Yes.

We needed to import less Polish and Indians and more Mexicans.

Xhaka Can’t
16-10-2012, 02:07 PM
Fire in the disco!

Fire in the disco!

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

Olivier's xmas twist
16-10-2012, 02:36 PM
I'm a sucker for all this seasonal shit, halloween, fireworks etc. Love it.

Some shops already have their Christmas decor up. :lol:

Used to work in a deparment store in the Xmas Dec Deparment, we had the decs up from August till Dec. Hated it.

LDG
16-10-2012, 02:39 PM
Gay Bar!

Olivier's xmas twist
16-10-2012, 02:40 PM
Fuckin manflu. Tis the season. Everyone sniffing and coughing all over one another on the bus this morning.

What is it with people who don't bring tissues or big roll to blow their nose, but insist on sniffing constantly, then wiping their nose with their hands, and then touching all the surfaces that other members of the public need to use. ****s.

Bring on spring asap.

People are disgusting. Sneezing all over the bus and tube and them putting their hands all over. Nastiness tbh

Olivier's xmas twist
16-10-2012, 02:41 PM
Gay Bar!

Harrods.

GP
16-10-2012, 02:47 PM
:haha:

LDG
16-10-2012, 02:53 PM
:haha:

GP
16-10-2012, 08:26 PM
http://yourmomisclubbin.com/

LDG
17-10-2012, 11:09 AM
Anyone else get an e-mail from Trina at GoonersWorld?

McNamara That Ghost...
17-10-2012, 11:11 AM
I didn't, shockingly.

LDG
17-10-2012, 11:12 AM
What a bitch :sulk:

Xhaka Can’t
17-10-2012, 11:41 AM
What did it say?

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

LDG
17-10-2012, 11:53 AM
What did it say?

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

Summit about competitions and signing back in...

Fuck that shit.

It has far too many people on it :sulk:

Xhaka Can’t
17-10-2012, 12:49 PM
Do they get more than one post per hour?

Marc Overmars
17-10-2012, 12:51 PM
Booked a pre-christmas skiing trip. :dance:

LDG
17-10-2012, 01:11 PM
Do they get more than one post per hour?

:shrug:

I had a pop in there earlier, and there were 33 members logged in.

our GW :rose:

GP
17-10-2012, 01:53 PM
This place is dead as fuck.

LDG
17-10-2012, 02:19 PM
You're talkin to yourself there Bob

Xhaka Can’t
17-10-2012, 02:41 PM
I know.

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

Olivier's xmas twist
17-10-2012, 02:53 PM
Anyone else get an e-mail from Trina at GoonersWorld?

Yeah i did.

LDG
17-10-2012, 03:07 PM
Yeah i did.

What did it say?

Olivier's xmas twist
17-10-2012, 03:43 PM
What did it say?



Hi there,

Just a quick email to give you a few updates on the site!

As always our predictions league is running this season, it's never too
late to join in and start predicting the score!

As we had so much interest in the Player of the Season project, this will
be running again too. Rate individual performances game by game to see who
will become GoonersWorlds player of the season.

Leading upto Christmas, there will be more competitions running and you
will have a chance to win some Arsenal goodies!

All the latest Arsenal news, rumours and matchday chat are available.

If it's been a while since you've been on Goonersworld, come back and say
hi :)

Trina



:haha:

Xhaka Can’t
17-10-2012, 06:18 PM
What a bitch.

GP
17-10-2012, 06:43 PM
I had one in my spam filter.

Although I refer to trina's vagina as my spam filter.

Make of that what you will.

GP
17-10-2012, 06:56 PM
What a fucking bitch

McNamara That Ghost...
17-10-2012, 06:56 PM
Competitions. :lol:

Ah those were the days. On here, that is.

Marc Overmars
17-10-2012, 07:00 PM
Didn't someone win an Arsenal bike? :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-10-2012, 07:02 PM
I think so. I know there was a shirt as one of the prizes too.

You can't say that we haven't tried all kinds of gimmicks.

GP
17-10-2012, 07:04 PM
I blame MOe, tbh.

Xhaka Can’t
17-10-2012, 07:06 PM
Maybe VPIG could donate his limited edition medal as a prize.

LDG
17-10-2012, 07:07 PM
What a fucking bitch

:gp:

GP
17-10-2012, 07:07 PM
Maybe VPIG could donate his limited edition medal as a prize.

VPIG :lol:

Awesome poster

GP
17-10-2012, 07:08 PM
:gp:

:gp:

LDG
17-10-2012, 07:10 PM
I think so. I know there was a shirt as one of the prizes too.

You can't say that we haven't tried all kinds of gimmicks.

Letters :haha:

Leaving all those posters "on hold" in the waiting pen :lol:

GP
17-10-2012, 07:11 PM
Letters :lol:

Alwful...

I don't know :(

GP
17-10-2012, 07:11 PM
Guess how many pints I've had :)

McNamara That Ghost...
17-10-2012, 07:12 PM
Letters. :bow:

He has a new life now though.

GW. :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-10-2012, 07:13 PM
Guess how many pints I've had :)

One.

GP
17-10-2012, 07:14 PM
One.

Two lager tops :fingers:

Olivier's xmas twist
17-10-2012, 07:17 PM
Guess how many pints I've had :)

Vampires :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-10-2012, 07:19 PM
Two lager tops :fingers:

:lol:

Mr. Bourbon's apprentice. :bow:

V-Pig
17-10-2012, 07:21 PM
Git yer own medal, losers. I wear mine with pride.

I'm in love again. The ice-skating-date one didn't quite work out.

V-Pig
17-10-2012, 07:22 PM
Also, Stowford Press Cider is 4 cans for £3.50 in the off-licence and I had £7 to spend and I'm not working til 1400 tomorrow. :cool:

LDG
17-10-2012, 07:22 PM
Guess how many pints I've had :)

Enough :sulk:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-10-2012, 07:23 PM
Also, Stowford Press Cider is 4 cans for £3.50 in the off-licence and I had £7 to spend and I'm not working til 1400 tomorrow. :cool:

Stowford Press. :bow:

From a can though? :lol: I'm only going to drink low level slop from cans.

LDG
17-10-2012, 07:24 PM
Also, Stowford Press Cider is 4 cans for £3.50 in the off-licence and I had £7 to spend and I'm not working til 1400 tomorrow. :cool:

What did you spend the other £3.50 on?

GP
17-10-2012, 07:25 PM
What did you spend the other £3.50 on?

Arse

lolz

Marc Overmars
17-10-2012, 07:26 PM
What whisky should I bring to a drinking session I have planned in Leeds next weekend?