"Currants Bw..."

[GP]

Haven't been to a scat show for ages.

[Letters]

:wave:

[GP]

Really tired :yawn:

of all the moaning.

[Letters]

The more we moan the better Arsenal get

:trophy:


:rolleyes:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Walking behind a girl whose pants are quite literally cutring her arse in two. . .not going to risk walking in front to check the face in case I ruin the moment. . .what a peach

[Injury Time]

:tiphat:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

The more we moan the better Arsenal get

:trophy:


:rolleyes:

OK. . .
Letters is an awful mod

Have we moved up yet?

[Letters]

Walking behind a girl whose pants are quite literally cutring her arse in two. . .not going to risk walking in front to check the face in case I ruin the moment. . .what a peach
:lol:

'tis annoying when girls look stunning from the back and then they turn round and "oh..."


IT :tiphat:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:lol:

'tis annoying when girls look stunning from the back and then they turn round and "oh..."


IT :tiphat:

Body out of Baywatch, face out Crimewatch!

[Injury Time]

Walking behind a girl whose pants are quite literally cutring her arse in two. . .not going to risk walking in front to check the face in case I ruin the moment. . .what a peach

Cutring? :yikes:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Cutring? :yikes:

cut me some slack, IT mate. . .was actually concentrating on the post at the time :)

[Letters]

Wait...you were walking behind a girl and posting on GW at the same time?
:unsure:

[Injury Time]

cut me some slack, IT mate. . .was actually concentrating on the post at the time :)
I'm sure that's what her arse was saying if it was cutting her ring;)

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I'm sure that's what her arse was saying if it was cutting her ring;)

Wouldnt have minded getting close enough to find out :growl:

[LDG]

Wait...you were walking behind a girl and posting on GW at the same time?
:unsure:

Things don't get much better than that!

[Letters]

:lol: Earwigging on a bloke here relating his adventures last night at a speed dating evening.
Sounds like a car crash.

So glad to be out of all that. Being married :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Things don't get much better than that!

Probably do. . .could have been nuts deep while posting on GW. . .GW be da bomb baby!

[LDG]

Ah nah. I miss the old "playa" days. Shagging and dumping and pulling and getting stood up and teasing etc etc.

Awlsome times.

Wouldn't swap the missus for anyone now though mind.

My missus :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Playa days. :bow:

[Letters]

I was rubbish at all that anyway <_<

Also:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20626495

Gawd bless 'em :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

I would like to have sex with Kate Middleton.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Ah nah. I miss the old "playa" days. Shagging and dumping and pulling and getting stood up and teasing etc etc.

Awlsome times.

Wouldn't swap the missus for anyone now though mind.

My missus :bow:

:gp:


No harm in looking at the odd piece from time to time but when you have the whole cake back at home, life can seem sweet enough! missuses :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I would like to have sex with Kate Middleton.

Does look a bit naughty. . .sister is absolute filth though :wink:

[GP]

Titty sprinkles.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

anyone got any advice for buying theatre tickets in london for a birthday bash? gonna get 4 tickets over christmas but not sure what for. lion king tickets are expensive, has anyone ever been to any theatre shows? any advice on the best shows/cheap tickets?

[Marc Overmars]

Not a theatre goer but I have been to see Lion King before.

It was #decent.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

how much did you #pay?

[Letters]

anyone got any advice for buying theatre tickets in london for a birthday bash? gonna get 4 tickets over christmas but not sure what for. lion king tickets are expensive, has anyone ever been to any theatre shows? any advice on the best shows/cheap tickets?
Seen most of the shows in London
:heterosexual:
Billy Elliot, Matilda and Lion King are all excellent.
If you don't care what you see then the half price ticket booths are good but you take your chances.
If you want to book then going to the theatre is generally cheaper than using ticketmaster or seetickets.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Seen most of the shows in London
:heterosexual:
Billy Elliot, Matilda and Lion King are all excellent.
If you don't care what you see then the half price ticket booths are good but you take your chances.
If you want to book then going to the theatre is generally cheaper than using ticketmaster or seetickets.

can you remember what you paid for lion king? i swear i checked once and it was £80+ a ticket. im guessing it depends on where you sit.

[Marc Overmars]

how much did you #pay?

It was a work organised Christmas do last year so I didn't pay but the tickets were worth £45 IIRC.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

It was a work organised Christmas do last year so I didn't pay but the tickets were worth £45 IIRC.

Cheaper than The Arsenal :lol:

[Letters]

can you remember what you paid for lion king? i swear i checked once and it was £80+ a ticket. im guessing it depends on where you sit.
Yes, it depends where you sit.
Best seats at most top shows are creeping towards £100 now. It's ridiculous.
It's generally cheaper further back and for the Lion King the stalls is better than the other levels but you don't need to be near the front so the cheaper seats would be fine. Ticketmaster have them at £63.50 but very few seats are left in the stalls (4 were left on the 27th, but they were 3 in a row and 1 on its own in the row behind and right on the side which wouldn't be ideal).
It's a bit late to be booking for Christmas now tbh unless you want to get late deals like I mentioned before, but you can't be that fussy about what you see. We saw Shrek that way and got pretty good seats about half price. It was #decent.
If you like Monty Python, Spamalot is worth a look.

[LDG]

Cheaper than The Arsenal :lol:

ARSENE WENGER!

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/land/500/t/the-lion-king-image1_10,11.jpg

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Yes, it depends where you sit.
Best seats at most top shows are creeping towards £100 now. It's ridiculous.
It's generally cheaper further back and for the Lion King the stalls is better than the other levels but you don't need to be near the front so the cheaper seats would be fine. Ticketmaster have them at £63.50 but very few seats are left in the stalls (4 were left on the 27th, but they were 3 in a row and 1 on its own in the row behind and right on the side which wouldn't be ideal).
It's a bit late to be booking for Christmas now tbh unless you want to get late deals like I mentioned before, but you can't be that fussy about what you see. We saw Shrek that way and got pretty good seats about half price. It was #decent.
If you like Monty Python, Spamalot is worth a look.

ok thanks. last question, you say the stalls are better, do you mean ground floor seats? because matey at ticketmaster suggests the royal circle (seats slightly elevated but further back) are better even though they're further away. which would you say are better for vision and hearing? being level with the stage or watching it from a slanted view, albeit further away? never been to the theatre you see, i dont want to have to take binoculars.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Does look a bit naughty. . .sister is absolute filth though :wink:

:gp:

Both seem a bit dirty tbh.

Wills " One would like to know if he coulf stick the royal penis in the anus"

Kate "Oh shut up wills just stick it up there"

Chelsea Davy, now thats filth.

[PGFC]

So, as there's no such thing as bad publicity I see Max Clifford has just been arrested on sexual charges in connection with Operation Yewtree, nice.

[LDG]

So, as there's no such thing as bad publicity I see Max Clifford has just been arrested on sexual charges in connection with Operation Yewtree, nice.

Exactly how many people have been arrested now :lol:

This is horrendous! Only a matter of time before a real big name falls I reckon.

[GP]

Exactly how many people have been arrested now :lol:

This is horrendous! Only a matter of time before a real big name falls I reckon.

Letters is shitting himself.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Did Rolf Harris get arrested last week, heard he did.

[LDG]

Letters is shitting himself.

Par for the course.

[LDG]

Did Rolf Harris get arrested last week, heard he did.

Two little boys?

[Letters]

ok thanks. last question, you say the stalls are better, do you mean ground floor seats? because matey at ticketmaster suggests the royal circle (seats slightly elevated but further back) are better even though they're further away. which would you say are better for vision and hearing? being level with the stage or watching it from a slanted view, albeit further away? never been to the theatre you see, i dont want to have to take binoculars.
The stalls is the ground floor, yes. For The Lion King I'd recommend that because some of the action takes place there. Not much but it's quite nice at the start when all the 'animals' walk through. I have seen it from the royal circle too and that was fine. I wouldn't go right up into the grand circle, it's cheaper but it's miles away.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Exactly how many people have been arrested now :lol:

This is horrendous! Only a matter of time before a real big name falls I reckon.

Matthew Kelly :bow:

Michael Barrymore (now we know what he meant by strke it lucky)

[Letters]

Also! Saw a pigeon squished under a bus this morning :sick:
There were a flock of them in the road picking at something or other. Bus came along and they all scattered but one wasn't quick enough. Shouldn't have looked really.


Pigeon :rose:

[PGFC]

Exactly how many people have been arrested now :lol:

This is horrendous! Only a matter of time before a real big name falls I reckon.

Meh, it'll be a badge of honour soon, "have you been arrested yet?" :sulk:

[Marc Overmars]

Max Clifford has been arrested now? :lol:

What a fucking sick web of ****s this is turning out to be.

[Ollie the Optimist]

anyone got any advice for buying theatre tickets in london for a birthday bash? gonna get 4 tickets over christmas but not sure what for. lion king tickets are expensive, has anyone ever been to any theatre shows? any advice on the best shows/cheap tickets?

best place is lastminute.com but most big musicals over xmas in london will be 50+ so good luck.

if you can get outside london to any big touring theatres, touring west end productions go there, they are much cheaper, and its the same show as in the west end

[PGFC]

No wonder ITV went on strike in the 70's, we thought it was for pay and conditions, but no, they were just jealous of all the shagging going on at the BBC.

[PGFC]

Also! Saw a pigeon squished under a bus this morning :sick:
There were a flock of them in the road picking at something or other. Bus came along and they all scattered but one wasn't quick enough. Shouldn't have looked really.


Pigeon :rose:

Bet it didn't put you off your lunch though...

[Letters]

Bet it didn't put you off your lunch though...
I had salad, so no it didn't.

Salad :lol:
Awlful 'lunch'

<_<

[PGFC]

I had salad, so no it didn't.

Salad :lol:
Awlful 'lunch'

<_<

Salad? in the middle of winter? you're so bourgeois :bow:

[Letters]

MrsL is cooking later. I'll get in trouble if I eat at lunchtime.
They had nice pie today :(

Probably had pigeon in it.

Mmm...pie.

[LDG]

I had salad, so no it didn't.

Salad :lol:
Awlful 'lunch'

<_<

You do know that Chips with some tomato and cress on the side is not "salad" don't you?

[Letters]

Screw you!

Vegetables = Salad.

FACT!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

MrsL is cooking later. I'll get in trouble if I eat at lunchtime.


:lol:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Screw you!

Vegetables = Salad.

FACT!

Are you aware that you don't win friends with salad?

[PGFC]

On Tuesday my ma-in-law made us a cauldron big saucepan full of vegetable soup, easily enough for the four of us to share, but no one else wanted it, so in an effort to avoid being wasteful I had to eat the lot, Mmmm, I'm still doing the veggy farts as I type :sick:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Exactly how many people have been arrested now :lol:

This is horrendous! Only a matter of time before a real big name falls I reckon.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xJz4cYMSZTg/T_OaoGoppcI/AAAAAAAAALQ/KtSUvyBqLl0/s1600/mr_blobby-gal-cashins.jpg

[LDG]

Mr Blobby just doesn't look the type though :shrug:

[GP]

Anyone with a beard is a kiddy fiddler. Fact.

[LDG]

:haha: :haha:

[Letters]

That's...not a beard.

[Dennis Bendtner]

:haha:

[Injury Time]

http://max.moderntoss.com/images/445.jpg

[LDG]

That's...not a beard.

Hence me wetting myself!

:haha: :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

That could be Charlie's best work to date.

[Letters]

That could be Charlie's best work to date.
Oh is that who that is! :lol:

Charlie :bow:

[GP]

Oh Charlie...

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Anyone with a beard is a kiddy fiddler. Fact.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l67a3smOF31qcwlmqo1_500.png

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Oh Charlie...

I know I know

Me :rose:

:upset:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:haha:

[GP]

Ever bid on anything on ebay then immediately regret it, and pray you get outbid?

:doh:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Lion King musical tickets booked :d

thanks for all your help guys.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Lion King musical tickets booked :d

thanks for all your help guys.

Have you made sure you're going when there's an Arsenal game on?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Ever bid on anything on ebay then immediately regret it, and pray you get outbid?

:doh:

Oh yeah.

Also, I used to watch Bid TV back in the day when it was Bid-up TV while pissed, and ended up with an exercise bike.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

:haha:

[GP]

Oh yeah.

Also, I used to watch Bid TV back in the day when it was Bid-up TV while pissed, and ended up with an exercise bike.

they should make you take a breathalyser before they let you buy anything.

[Xhaka Can’t]

they should make you take a breathalyser before they let you buy anything.

I would buy that.

So, what have you bid on?

[GP]

A guitar.

I don't even play.

[Xhaka Can’t]

A guitar.

I don't even play.

English idiot.

[GP]

ikr

[Olivier's xmas twist]

A guitar.

I don't even play.

What type?

[GP]

What type?

A yamaha electric. I really don't want it.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

A yamaha electric. I really don't want it.

Oh, how much did you get it for or wish you had not.

[Marc Overmars]

I always bid on random crap and regret it but thankfully I've always been outbid in the end.

I've got a back up account anyway which I don't care if it gets trashed incase I need to outbid my real account. :lol:

[GP]

Oh, how much did you get it for or wish you had not.

There's still one day left on the auction. Some outbid me plsthx.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

i know just the man


http://thelionspitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/roberto-mancini_safecrowd-for-Fans.jpg

[Letters]

I've got a back up account anyway which I don't care if it gets trashed incase I need to outbid my real account. :lol:
:blink:

But...isn't it still you who has to pay?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

:blink:

But...isn't it still you who has to pay?

Probably has dissociative identity disorder.

[LDG]

:blink:

But...isn't it still you who has to pay?

Yes. Like all good criminals and scam artists, they always end up doing the right thing in order to keep their good name.

[Letters]

Friday
:patrice:



Adzz is going to be in the Rocket tomorrow btw.

[LDG]

O'RLY?

Pins anyone?

[Letters]

:lol:

Your beer will freeze over.

[LDG]

I'll just use my fiance's breasts as a beer holder. It's lovely and warm between those :cloud9:

Meh. I'll be in the Rocket for about 1pm as usual, I guess.

[Letters]

Your fiance's breasts :bow:

[LDG]

:lol:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Just had a big earthquake again - 7.3 near the centre, same place as the last one, tsunami warning. The last thing they need is to have to get out the way. Winter is starting to set in.

Tokyo shook and we could tell it was serious because it went on for a while but not serious enough to get off work

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Nah your fine now, the BBC said so.

[LDG]

Hmmm.

To drink tonight. Or not to drink. That is the question.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Do it! :beer:

[LDG]

Ok!

:woohoo:

[Letters]

:lol:

[Hump]

Slavas Snowshow. You'd be a tool to go anywhere else.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

GW member stuck in the middle of an earthquake but thats completely dismissed and talk swiftly turns to getting pissed :haha:


:rose: JAO dont worry, i am thinking of you.

[Letters]

My mate from Liverpool has just got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes for Christmas from the internet.

I asked him which website he saw them on.

His reply? "Google Earth".

:lol:

Popbitch :bow:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5knx1Bt64

:lol:

[Syn]

GW member stuck in the middle of an earthquake but thats completely dismissed and talk swiftly turns to getting pissed :haha:

:lol:

GW always delivers at Christmas.

[Marc Overmars]

:blink:

But...isn't it still you who has to pay?

I don't have to pay, I can win the auction but not pay. I'll get a black mark against that account but that won't bother me as don't use it for genuine activity. :lol:

[Letters]

I don't have to pay, I can win the auction but not pay. I'll get a black mark against that account but that won't bother me as don't use it for genuine activity. :lol:
Ah. You're an evil genius. Nice work.
Maybe you can give yourself lots of positive feedback.
:blink:

[Marc Overmars]

I wouldn't do that because they would then put 2 and 2 together. :lol:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

GW member stuck in the middle of an earthquake but thats completely dismissed and talk swiftly turns to getting pissed :haha:


:rose: JAO dont worry, i am thinking of you.

me :console:

[LDG]

I wouldn't do that because they would then put 2 and 2 together. :lol:

:lol:

Letters :lol:

Awlful internet fraudster.

[LDG]

me :console:

What's wrong JSAO?

[Letters]

Wasn't he fired?
And lives in an earthquake zone


And is an Arsenal fan.

:console:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Wasn't he fired?
And lives in an earthquake zone


And is an Arsenal fan.

:console:

Easy fellas. . .no need to rub it in. . .still got GW, havent I?

Unless youre going to ban me for being optimistic :threaten:

[Letters]

:hug:

Aren't you coming back to Blighty sometime?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Yes. . .back for two weeks at Christmas and then for good in spring!

Straight out of an earthquake zone. . ,straight into a war zone :upset:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

£871 million for two tickets to the moon.

Letters, I think you know what to do.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

£871 million for two tickets to the moon.

Letters, I think you know what to do.

He'd pay that to see paul fucking mcartney

[McNamara That Ghost...]

....Hey Moon.

:sick:

[Letters]

He'd pay that to see paul fucking mcartney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x--x_5hu7Q

tbh

[LDG]

That's a lot of money to see the Earth rise the wrong way up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's a lot of money to visit a warehouse in America.

[LDG]

:lol:

[Letters]

That's a lot of money to see the Earth rise the wrong way up.
Maybe we could club together and buy Coney a ticket.
One way.

:coffee:

[LDG]

*Blinds down. 3D TV's on. Simulator set to hot and rocking all over the fucking place*

"Hey Folks, welcome aboard Apollo 35"

[LDG]

Maybe we could club together and buy Coney a ticket.
One way.

:coffee:

I suppose he has another couple of years in him.

He might make Mars :shrug:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Wasn't he fired?
And lives in an earthquake zone


And is an Arsenal fan.

:console:


could be worse i guess, he could be a tottenham fan

[Letters]

I suppose he has another couple of years in him.

He might make Mars :shrug:
In space no-one can hear you pun.

:patrice:

[LDG]

In space no-one can hear you pun.

:patrice:

ApLoLlo 13

[GP]

Buzz LOLdrin

[LDG]

:haha:

[Letters]

Michael CoLOLins (oh look him up. tsk)

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

One of the nurses who it seems put through the hoax call has been found dead in an apparent suicide :blink:

[LDG]

One of the nurses who it seems put through the hoax call has been found dead in an apparent suicide :blink:

Awf with her head!

[Marc Overmars]

:blink:

The Queen went militant IMO.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Awf with her head!
Double death?

Gawd bless 'em.

Those DJs will probably get the sack now too, I'd have thought.

[LDG]

In all honesty, it's terrible.

Nobody should have to suffer the misery of that, whether she was already disturbed or not.

Fuckin press.

Fuckin royals.

Country has gone to the dogs.

Makes me so angry :angry:

[Syn]

That's awful. What a waste. Just goes to show how scummy and shit all this 'Royal hype' is that it created such a major controversy. Shit country.

[Syn]

In all honesty, it's terrible.

Nobody should have to suffer the misery of that, whether she was already disturbed or not.

Fuckin press.

Fuckin royals.

Country has gone to the dogs.

Makes me so angry :angry:

Snap.

It's exactly what it is - this whole fuss over an innocent issue because it sells papers. And it sells papers because people are interested in it. Those people are shit people.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

One of the nurses who it seems put through the hoax call has been found dead in an apparent suicide :blink:

http://hypervocal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/queen.gif

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Snap.

It's exactly what it is - this whole fuss over an innocent issue because it sells papers. And it sells papers because people are interested in it. Those people are shit people.

it's wengers fault.

[Letters]

Are people that interested though? There was a lot of faux outrage in the press but the reaction of pretty much everyone was "oh". There was no great public anger towards the staff at the hospital. It was a pretty amateurish thing to do to just put the caller through but no real harm was done. I'm not sure many people actually cared that much.
The nurse might well have been sacked. Arguably should have been. But she would hardly have been hunted down by an angry mob. People are interested in Royal stories, especially a Royal baby, but mostly in a "oh, that's nice" kind of way.
I don't think there's that much depth of feeling.

[LDG]

Snap.

It's exactly what it is - this whole fuss over an innocent issue because it sells papers. And it sells papers because people are interested in it. Those people are shit people.

I can quite honestly say, I don't follow any of this shit any more.

I don't watch any media/celeb/reality/garbagefuckin****fuckershit

I don't read newspapers/magazines/garbage

Everything stinks to high fucking heaven.

And you're right. Whilst the media are to blame in many ways, so are the dumb-assed, uneducated, fat, lazy, ignorant ****s who pay for it.

Fuck off Britain. You're a fucking joke.

End of rant.

[Letters]

I hear Estonia's very nice this time of year.

[LDG]

I hear Estonia's very nice this time of year.

So's, er, not your face! :angry:

[Syn]

Are people that interested though? There was a lot of faux outrage in the press but the reaction of pretty much everyone was "oh". There was no great public anger towards the staff at the hospital. It was a pretty amateurish thing to do to just put the caller through but no real harm was done. I'm not sure many people actually cared that much.
The nurse might well have been sacked. Arguably should have been. But she would hardly have been hunted down by an angry mob. People are interested in Royal stories, especially a Royal baby, but mostly in a "oh, that's nice" kind of way.
I don't think there's that much depth of feeling.

Fair enough. I agree. I'm more going on the anticipation of the next 9 months where the papers are going to be filled with the 'journey'. But you're right, on reflection, there hasn't been much yet.

[LDG]

I would move now if it were that easy. And I will eventually. And I can't wait.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I can quite honestly say, I don't follow any of this shit any more.

I don't watch any media/celeb/reality/garbagefuckin****fuckershit

I don't read newspapers/magazines/garbage

Everything stinks to high fucking heaven.

And you're right. Whilst the media are to blame in many ways, so are the dumb-assed, uneducated, fat, lazy, ignorant ****s who pay for it.

Fuck off Britain. You're a fucking joke.

End of rant.

right that's enough. letters may be dumb and fat but there's no need to personally attack him on a messageboard.

[Letters]

right that's enough. letters may be dumb and fat but there's no need to personally attack him on a messageboard.
I also have a cave.

[LDG]

Batman :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Is this a conspiracy? . . .are you guys trying to make me not come back?

[LDG]

JSAO :hug:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:sulk:

[Marc Overmars]

Going out with the hairdresser girl again tonight. ##

[LDG]

Have we had pics yet?

Is this love?

[Marc Overmars]

I'll post a pic in the wives and gf thread.
*goes to stalk her FB*

Love? lolwut?

She's cool though.

[LDG]

:dance:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

http://i.imgur.com/g7IsB.gif

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Is it just me that thinks the mother that doesn't want her son to get treatment for his cancer is hot? :unsure:

[Syn]

Pics or gtfo

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Pics or gtfo

Sorry can't source one, I just saw her on the news and thought "yeah she's alright"

[Syn]

Ah. Cool, thanks for sharing.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

you're welcome. :)

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20643477

Prolly would, tbf

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I think I've got a little addicted to HotUKDeals flamedeer hunt in the ridiculously unlikely event I win something.

Bringing back memories of Pokemon. I think I still have my shiny Charizard somewhere...

[Gervinho's Forehead]

I think I've got a little addicted to HotUKDeals flamedeer hunt in the ridiculously unlikely event I win something.

Bringing back memories of Pokemon. I think I still have my shiny Charizard somewhere...

HotUKDeals is awesome anyway.

[GP]

I think I've got a little addicted to HotUKDeals flamedeer hunt in the ridiculously unlikely event I win something.

Bringing back memories of Pokemon. I think I still have my shiny Charizard somewhere...

:lol:

I'm a level 3 away from winning a Kindle Fire and a PS Vita.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.

[Marc Overmars]

Was out last night and bumped into Greg Rutherfords ex who I was good mates with at school. They split up apparently because he turned into an absolute twat after the Olympics and shagged 4 girls, including TV presenter Amanda Byram.

Fame eh.

/gossip.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

to be fair i dont blame him

http://www.thecelebrityhaircuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Amanda-Byram.jpg


fuck. ing. hell.

[Marc Overmars]

His ex is nicer. Really genuine girl and stupidly hot as well. He proper fucked her over (they'd been together 7 years) and now he's taken out an injunction against her from talking to the media. :lol:

[PGFC]

Did she tell him to take a running jump?

[Marc Overmars]

Other way round by the sounds of it. It's good anyway because I would like to take a running jump into her pants.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:lol:

I'm a level 3 away from winning a Kindle Fire and a PS Vita.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.
Yeah I'm a level 3 (in other words the only thing actually worth anything) away from an iPad Mini, a Nexus 4 and a 3DS Wii U.

No chance... :lol:

[PGFC]

Other way round by the sounds of it. It's good anyway because I would like to take a running jump into her pants.

*sigh* you know the score, Pics or GTFO :d

[hymppi]

Where's the thread for stupid christmas names?

[Syn]

You can just write it here. I am new mod and I can change it for you.

[GP]

Ever bid on anything on ebay then immediately regret it, and pray you get outbid?

:doh:

Fuck

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal Medallion?

[GP]

I wish!

[Dennis Bendtner]

Gervinho?

[Xhaka Can’t]

I wish!

GW's Jimmy Hendrix! :bow:

[GP]

GW's Jimmy Hendrix! :bow:

Dude, you need to show more racial sensitivity, else someone will get their ovaries in a bunch.

I'm GW's Hank Marvin.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sexist pig.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

winter wonderland :bow:

london :bow:

[LDG]

What's winter wonderland?

Sounds homo.

[GP]

What's winter wonderland?

Sounds homo.

You stand in a field and a load of blokes show up and make you look like a plaster's radio.

[LDG]

You stand in a field and a load of blokes show up and make you look like a plaster's radio.

I haven't been to Reading for ages :cloud9:

[GP]

You should visit, I've been saving up.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

festive setting set up in hyde park every christmas. went for the first time tonight, was brilliant.

lots of rides, food and fun.

[Marc Overmars]

Went out for dinner with hairdresser girl tonight.

Starting to get some srs vibes from her. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

From the head shaver?

Sorry.

Also, psycho vibes? I mean, she does work with scissors every day...

[Marc Overmars]

I dropped her home and she asked if I wanted to come in, mentioning her dad is Gooner and I'd enjoy meeting him.

Settle down love. No meeting the 'rents just yet.

[GP]

You could have told him how you enjoy rattling his daughter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

She lives with her dad?

:unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Aye she still lives at home with the 'rents.

[Letters]

festive setting set up in hyde park every christmas. went for the first time tonight, was brilliant.

lots of rides, food and fun.Meh. Went last year and wasn't massively impressed although there were a load of skimpily dressed young chavettes wandering around so it wasn't all bad.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

LATEST:

Prince William has cancelled his appearance at the British Military Tournament tonight to spend the day privately with his wife

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/

[GP]

Selfish cunt

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Went out for dinner with hairdresser girl tonight.

Starting to get some srs vibes from her. :unsure:

1) Did she have nice boobs
2) Did she have a nice bum.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Selfish cunt

Thats enough about me, what about wills.

[Marc Overmars]

1) Did she have nice boobs
2) Did she have a nice bum.

Yes

Yes

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Yes

Yes

Moe :bow:

Pics or GTFO though.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:wave: Morning how are we all on this loverly morning.

[Letters]

:tiphat:

'Tis a nice day today. Cold, but bright.
And I've got a 3 day week. Sort of, am working Thursday and Friday but have a flying visit to Milan. Won't be a jolly as I won't get time to look around but breaks up the week a bit.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:tiphat:

'Tis a nice day today. Cold, but bright.
And I've got a 3 day week. Sort of, am working Thursday and Friday but have a flying visit to Milan. Won't be a jolly as I won't get time to look around but breaks up the week a bit.

Gets you out the office though tbf. Im sure you'll enjoy.

[LDG]

'Sup.

Last full working week before Christmas :dance:

Also.

We got a win! :woohoo:

[Letters]

Gets you out the office though tbf. Im sure you'll enjoy.
I won't enjoy the cab arriving at 3:45am <_<

But yeah, should be fun.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:tiphat:

'Tis a nice day today. Cold, but bright.
And I've got a 3 day week. Sort of, am working Thursday and Friday but have a flying visit to Milan. Won't be a jolly as I won't get time to look around but breaks up the week a bit.

You almost sound important

[Letters]

I have imaginary power in real life too

:patrice:

[PGFC]

GWs very own drugs mule :bow:

I'll have some puff and NQ wants some coke, Ta :good:

[Marc Overmars]

Ooh, Eminem is headlining Reading and Leeds next year. :popcorn:

[LDG]

Ooh, Eminem is headlining Reading and Leeds next year. :popcorn:

Who with? Confirmed??

[Marc Overmars]

Who with? Confirmed??

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a444361/eminem-to-headline-reading-and-leeds-festivals-2013.html

[LDG]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a444361/eminem-to-headline-reading-and-leeds-festivals-2013.html

It's going more dance and hip-hop :o

Fuck that. It already went from rock to indie.

That's me out.

[LDG]

Fuckin cold this morning. Icey too.

[PGFC]

:sulk:It's like winter out there :penguin:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

In Russia this is bikini weather.

[Marc Overmars]

Office is freezing and my feet are cold. <_<

[LDG]

Couldn't walk properly on the pavements this morning. Was slipping all over the place. Like Bambi on ice I was.

Was thinking back to being at school. Days like that were awlsome for running accross the tarmac and skidding as far as you could.

[GP]

Guise, I have a really important question.

What's the difference between spring rolls and peking rolls?

[Marc Overmars]

No idea but they're both pretty good tbh.

[GP]

Thanks.

Need one of them squinty eyed lads to answer.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Guise, I have a really important question.

What's the difference between spring rolls and peking rolls?

Spring rolls are more crispy on the outer and Peking rolls aew more pancak'y (used for duck mainly)

[Marc Overmars]

Icy today. :cold:

Wenget. :wave:

It's been a blast.

[PGFC]

Great weather for :penguin: :penguin: but truly lovely out there this morning, everything covered in frost, crisp and cold, smashing.

[Letters]

:haha: Bradford!
Oh dear Lord
:doh:

:ilt:

[PGFC]

It shouldn't be funny but wtf? Bradford? really? priceless :d

[LDG]

Fuck it.

It's Christmas, and all kinds of nice outside. Love walking in to work in this weather :d

[LDG]

Bloody nora. I actually felt rather good this morning. Spring in my step etc.

I come on here, and I've gone into full blown depression.

:ilt:

[PGFC]

I prescribe cake, and plenty of it :good:

[LDG]

I'm not Letters you know.

Nah. Looking forward to a walk out a lunch in the frost and cold :d

We have a mini-nature reserve at the bottom of the road, so might go for a wander round.

[Marc Overmars]

It does look nice outside with all the trees covered in frost.

Christmas. :bow:

It's on!

[Letters]

This'll cheer you up, LDG

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/4693497/Sir-Paul-McCartney-replacing-Kurt-Cobain-in-Nirvana.html

:lol:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

This'll cheer you up, LDG

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/4693497/Sir-Paul-McCartney-replacing-Kurt-Cobain-in-Nirvana.html

:lol:

Fucking sick!! :sick:

:ilt::ilt::ilt::ilt::ilt::ilt::ilt:

[Letters]

I assume you mean 'sick' in the way the youth are using it these days, meaning very good.

I agree.

Macca :bow:

[LDG]

I see him as Arsene McCartney at the moment.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Son covered in red spots. . .not good news considering we meant to be flying out in a week

[LDG]

Hope he gets better quick :(

Not been a good 2012 for you either, eh?

Can't wait for this **** of a year to piss off myself, tbf.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hope your boy is feeling ok and that it clears up soon.

Kids do like to introduce complications to long haul travel.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

ice skating tonight.

never been before.

expecting a broken bone :sulk:

[Ollie the Optimist]

christmas shopping done :dance:


bristol was empty too, so it wasnt manic. and german markets are awesome, their mulled wine and sausages. lovely stuff

[PGFC]

ice skating tonight.

never been before.

expecting a broken bone :sulk:

Not been for ages, love it though and it's a piece of piss so man up ffs,

ps if you're going to fall over try to land on a fat bird not only a soft landing but they'll be grateful of the attention, probably :good:

[PGFC]

christmas shopping done :dance:


bristol was empty too, so it wasnt manic. and german markets are awesome, their mulled wine and sausages. lovely stuff

I had to go into M&S today :yikes: to pick up a present, expected it to be hell, but breezed in, got exactly what I needed, paid up and f***ed off in a matter of minutes, Christmas shopping? not half as bad as it's knocked up to be...

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hope your boy is feeling ok and that it clears up soon.

Kids do like to introduce complications to long haul travel.

Yeah and we havent even boarded the plane. . .13 hours of god knowd awaits

Thanks anyway

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hope he gets better quick :(

Not been a good 2012 for you either, eh?

Can't wait for this **** of a year to piss off myself, tbf.

Thanks :good:


Was going to say my little un was covered in red spots and looks as itchy as hell but thought that would leave the door wide open for you. . .had a retort ready but decided to bottle out ala Gervinho stylie

Your year bad? got engaged right?

[PGFC]

Argh, getting pelters on Talkshite knew it was going to be bad but, Durham is a master WUM. :(

[Marc Overmars]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4694325/snapper-takes-photos-of-fittest-girls-in-colne.html

Maccy. :bow:

Nice work.

[LDG]

Thanks :good:


Was going to say my little un was covered in red spots and looks as itchy as hell but thought that would leave the door wide open for you. . .had a retort ready but decided to bottle out ala Gervinho stylie

Your year bad? got engaged right?

Yeah. That was the bright spot in an otherwise horrible year.

Lost an Gran and and Uncle to cancer, a cousin committed suicide, and my best mate was found dead. Not been the greatest.

But we live on, and I guess, we just have to get on with it, and make the best. So lucky to have my missus, and very proud to have gotten engaged too :d

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Son covered in red spots. . .not good news considering we meant to be flying out in a week

Hope he feels better soon.