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LDG
14-01-2013, 09:34 AM
:lol:

Hoping there isn't too much of the white stuff, as I don't wish to be stuck in the airport on Sunday.

Letters
14-01-2013, 10:01 AM
I'm bored of today already. <_<

PGFC
14-01-2013, 10:12 AM
Today I mostly have anger management issues for which I am blaming, in no particular order, Talkshite, lack of vitamin D, Mrs PGFC, Mike "the green-booted ****" Dean, snow and anyone who even accidently looks at me in a manner likely to cause me offence.

LDG
14-01-2013, 10:13 AM
I don't think I'll have too much chance to get bored this week. Gotta do two weeks worth of work in four days :(

Letters
14-01-2013, 10:17 AM
I don't think I'll have too much chance to get bored this week. Gotta do two weeks worth of work in four days :(
Probably best to keep pratting around on here then :d

LDG
14-01-2013, 10:33 AM
Probably best to keep pratting around on here then :d

I don't know what you....

...ahhh!!!

DOH!

Marc Overmars
14-01-2013, 10:44 AM
Is it summer yet?

Letters
14-01-2013, 10:46 AM
Yes. Just not in England.

Letters
14-01-2013, 12:17 PM
Snowing in central London!

PGFC
14-01-2013, 12:18 PM
Oh look, it's snowing again, yippee <_<

McNamara That Ghost...
14-01-2013, 01:12 PM
Come back 2012, all is forgiven.

Marc Overmars
14-01-2013, 01:15 PM
Yes. Just not in England.

My aunt and uncle who are both retired head off to Australia every winter here, then head back when it gets chilly over there. Rich fuckers.

Marc Overmars
14-01-2013, 01:29 PM
Ah, no wonder today felt a bit shit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262069/Blue-Monday-Today-depressing-day-year-window-walk-help.html

LDG
14-01-2013, 02:21 PM
Little bit January blues.

PGFC
14-01-2013, 02:23 PM
Mmm, that snow's more settled than our back 4 :(

Letters
14-01-2013, 02:29 PM
Ah, no wonder today felt a bit shit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262069/Blue-Monday-Today-depressing-day-year-window-walk-help.html
Little bit cut and paste from last year's article saying the exact same thing.

GP
14-01-2013, 02:34 PM
Little bit raining here.

Letters
14-01-2013, 02:37 PM
Rain :lol:
Awlful snow.

LDG
14-01-2013, 04:49 PM
It's gonna be a cold run tonight :upset:

Best get the under armour on.

No gloves though. I'm not a continental pussy :sulk:

Letters
14-01-2013, 05:00 PM
continental pussy :sulk:
That's my favourite magazine

Marc Overmars
14-01-2013, 06:32 PM
Great, my PC has conked out. When I switch it on the fans start up and it sounds like it's running fine but I get no display. I noticed there's no light on the unit anymore and the ethernet port on my modem has also lost its light that shows it's connected.

Just fuck off 2013.

Ollie the Optimist
14-01-2013, 06:40 PM
2013 has been utter shit. no thanks to a few two faced, lying, abusive ****s who make my life difficult. fucking whores

Marc Overmars
14-01-2013, 06:43 PM
I know you don't get on with them but Zim and Cripps aren't that bad.

Boss
14-01-2013, 06:55 PM
lol

Marc Overmars
14-01-2013, 11:21 PM
HMV could be the next shop to go bust. :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
14-01-2013, 11:22 PM
High street stores. :lol:

HMV were always stupidly expensive anyway.

Marc Overmars
14-01-2013, 11:24 PM
Pretty much.

Amazon is king.

Master Splinter
14-01-2013, 11:34 PM
Town centres in the UK will soon just consist of Greggs, McDonalds, Starbucks and +1 pound stores.

And Amazon Superstores of course.

GP
14-01-2013, 11:35 PM
GregBuckDonalds :bow:

GP
14-01-2013, 11:41 PM
Also, I've had quite a lot of rum tonight.

Monday drinking :bow:

Letters
15-01-2013, 07:54 AM
Great, my PC has conked out. When I switch it on the fans start up and it sounds like it's running fine but I get no display. I noticed there's no light on the unit anymore and the ethernet port on my modem has also lost its light that shows it's connected.

Just fuck off 2013.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

#itsupport

PGFC
15-01-2013, 08:31 AM
Have you tried a bigger cup size?

#titsupport

PGFC
15-01-2013, 08:32 AM
HMV? the HWV of retail outlets.

LDG
15-01-2013, 09:24 AM
Awight?

Got muddy puddle splashed by a White Van Man this morning. Utter ****ard.

Problem is, you can't do anything in retaliation except yell "****" and shake your fist in the general direction of the van heading off into the distance.

:angry:

PGFC
15-01-2013, 09:35 AM
:hug:

My ears are bare cold this morning :(

Marc Overmars
15-01-2013, 10:15 AM
It's a struggle getting out of bed when it's this cold. <_<

Letters
15-01-2013, 10:38 AM
:hug:

My ears are bare cold this morning :(

'bare cold'? :lol: Are you twelve?

Letters
15-01-2013, 10:39 AM
cold: Cold at football last night but quite enjoyed it none the less. Had a conference call this morning with some people in Melbourne so we had to do it at 8am, did it from home and just got in.

WMUG
15-01-2013, 10:40 AM
cold:

:pal:

Letters
15-01-2013, 10:45 AM
<_<

PGFC
15-01-2013, 10:46 AM
:hug:

My ears are bare, cold, this morning :(


'bare cold'? :lol: Are you twelve?

little bit punctuation error

arse:

Japan Shaking All Over
15-01-2013, 10:46 AM
Bloody cold today. . .major snowfall all day yesterday and I had the insight to take one of my last remaining days off before I officially finish at the end of month

insight :bow: severely underrated

GP
15-01-2013, 01:35 PM
Lunch today is the juice of 2 apples, a carrot, celery, broccoli, lemon, yellow pepper, cucumber and beetroot.

It's actually delicious.

PGFC
15-01-2013, 01:38 PM
Beetroot? :sulk: the Devils root vegetable

LDG
15-01-2013, 01:43 PM
Lunch today is the juice of 2 apples, a carrot, celery, broccoli, lemon, yellow pepper, cucumber and beetroot.

It's actually delicious.

That's very healthy.

What is wrong with you?

GP
15-01-2013, 01:49 PM
That's very healthy.

What is wrong with you?

Dunno. I'm doing a 3-day juice detox. No food for 3 days.

I'll probably start eating my desk tomorrow.

GP
15-01-2013, 01:50 PM
Beetroot? :sulk: the Devils root vegetable

I know. It's only a 1-inch slice though. Makes the whole thing red.

LDG
15-01-2013, 01:51 PM
Dunno. I'm doing a 3-day juice detox. No food for 3 days.

I'll probably start eating my desk tomorrow.

How do you juice a carrot? Or come to think of it, broccoli?

:unsure:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-01-2013, 02:02 PM
Just stick it in the blender. Broccoli should only be served in its tree form though, I reckon.

Had a beer and a burger from Spoons. :bow:

Doing pasta and meatballs later.

Food. :bow:

GP
15-01-2013, 02:22 PM
How do you juice a carrot? Or come to think of it, broccoli?

:unsure:

You stick it in a juicer.

I'm juicing spinach and parsley later.

Marc Overmars
15-01-2013, 02:27 PM
French Onion soup. :bow:

Letters
15-01-2013, 02:33 PM
They had sausages in the canteen today :patrice:

I had salad :ilt:

Özil's Panoramic View
15-01-2013, 02:39 PM
Fuck! You guys are talking about lunch and I'm just hauling my arse to the kitchen to see what I can whip up for breakfast.

Timezones :bow:

GP
15-01-2013, 02:49 PM
They had sausages in the canteen today :patrice:

I had salad :ilt:

You can't juice a sausage.








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LDG
15-01-2013, 02:56 PM
You stick it in a juicer.

I'm juicing spinach and parsley later.

Yeah, but does it just give you the juice...or does it just blend everything up?

I mean, I you left with dry broccoli carcass afterwards?

What's the difference between a juicer and a blender.

Letters
15-01-2013, 02:58 PM
You can't juice a sausage.








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Tell MrsL that








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Letters
15-01-2013, 02:58 PM
What's the difference between a juicer and a blender.
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

GP
15-01-2013, 03:00 PM
Yeah, but does it just give you the juice...or does it just blend everything up?

I mean, I you left with dry broccoli carcass afterwards?

What's the difference between a juicer and a blender.

A juicer separates the juice from the pulp. A blender just mashes everything up.

LDG
15-01-2013, 03:24 PM
But there is no juice in Broccoli :wacko:

This is all too much for me.

I might just stick to eating my fruit and veg in the conventional way...through my mouth. With chips.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-01-2013, 06:37 PM
There's loads of stuff in broccoli.

Also, I nailed the pasta. :bow:

Marc Overmars
15-01-2013, 06:39 PM
Might make pasta tonight actually. Got some parma ham in the fridge to top it off. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-01-2013, 06:44 PM
Sounds good. I had the meatball and meatball sauce mentioned earlier but I couldn't resist a cheeky topping of cheddar.

GP
15-01-2013, 06:46 PM
Cheese makes everything better.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-01-2013, 06:48 PM
It does. I'd put it on my laptop if it was edible.

Niall_Quinn
15-01-2013, 07:09 PM
Cheese makes everything better.

Except a blow job (so I have been told)

Xhaka Can’t
15-01-2013, 08:27 PM
Except a blow job (so I have been told)


GP told you that in confidence.

Niall_Quinn
15-01-2013, 08:38 PM
GP told you that in confidence.

I have no honour to uphold so I don't mind blabbing.

Niall_Quinn
15-01-2013, 08:39 PM
BTW, while you are here, could you change my user name back to Jimmy_Saville please?

Marc Overmars
15-01-2013, 08:42 PM
Had to dust off my old comp for the time being while I sort my broken one out.

After using Windows 7 for so long XP and this machine is awful. :(

Xhaka Can’t
15-01-2013, 08:45 PM
BTW, while you are here, could you change my user name back to Jimmy_Saville please?

Nope.

Niall_Quinn
15-01-2013, 08:55 PM
Nope.

How about Leon_Brittan?

Xhaka Can’t
15-01-2013, 08:57 PM
How about Leon_Brittan?


Why do you insist we be grossed out every time you post?

NQ is such a nice man - stick with the irony.

GP
15-01-2013, 08:57 PM
How about Leon_Brittan?

You sick fuck.

Niall_Quinn
15-01-2013, 09:00 PM
You sick fuck.

You can't prove a thing!

Oh alright then, change it back to that NQ bastard and I'll just have to hope he gets outed.

PGFC
16-01-2013, 08:18 AM
:penguin: By heck it's chuffing cold out there.

Xhaka Can’t
16-01-2013, 08:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAj4DHLO1ow

PGFC
16-01-2013, 08:33 AM
I'm sure I've seen that before...

Someone's had their day ruined already :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21040410


The emergency services are responding to reports of a helicopter crash in south London.

The London Fire Brigade said it had received multiple calls of a helicopter hitting a crane in Vauxhall.

Xhaka Can’t
16-01-2013, 08:34 AM
I'm sure I've seen that before...

Ba dum tish! :lol:

GP
16-01-2013, 08:43 AM
I'm sure I've seen that before...

Someone's had their day ruined already :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21040410

Apparently so.

https://twitter.com/craiglet/status/291458207577153536/photo/1

:(

Letters
16-01-2013, 09:24 AM
:penguin: By heck it's chuffing cold out there.
:gp:

:pal: at anyone going to the Emirates later. :lol:



Oh :(

:cold:

Letters
16-01-2013, 09:25 AM
I'm sure I've seen that before...

Someone's had their day ruined already :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21040410

A colleague was telling me about that, he went past it all on the train. Sounds like a movie :o

Japan Shaking All Over
16-01-2013, 09:36 AM
Apparently so.

https://twitter.com/craiglet/status/291458207577153536/photo/1

:(

Bloody hell.

LDG
16-01-2013, 10:13 AM
That's a bit horrific :(

Letters
16-01-2013, 10:17 AM
Anyone flown Air Canada before? Any good?
Looking at a trip to NY later in the year, they're cheap and the reviews aren't bad.
Prefer Virgin really but not flown with Air Canada before.

LDG
16-01-2013, 10:18 AM
Once. When I was seven.

They were awlsome then.

Dunno about now.

LDG
16-01-2013, 11:03 AM
So hungry. I could eat a.... :yikes:

Letters
16-01-2013, 11:08 AM
"Have you ever got through half a horse and thought...I'm not as hungry as I thought I was"
- Tim Vine.

:dance:

PGFC
16-01-2013, 11:10 AM
So, that's where Shergar is/was :sulk:

I have a Panettone on my desk, take it home or start it now? ah, choices, choices.

Marc Overmars
16-01-2013, 11:47 AM
-4 at the moment. :cold:

Injury Time
16-01-2013, 11:49 AM
-4 at the moment. :cold:

The match hasn't even started yet you WUM:angry:

LDG
16-01-2013, 12:22 PM
Loving the cold snap. Much prefer sunny and cold to pissing down with rain the whole sodding time.

Just hope it doesn't snow too heavily later in the week, and interrupt my flight <_<

Marc Overmars
16-01-2013, 12:24 PM
If it's going to be this cold, I'd rather it be caked with snow and not ice. <_<

Niall_Quinn
16-01-2013, 12:47 PM
Weird, it's 80 degrees here, bright sun and a tropical breeze.

GP
16-01-2013, 01:35 PM
Lunch

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/553024_535178453173499_1359365402_n.jpg

PGFC
16-01-2013, 01:38 PM
:sick:

Asbestos curtain? is that beef curtains for hookers?

GP
16-01-2013, 01:39 PM
It's actually not bad.

Juice of 2 apples, cucumber, lemon, celery and ginger.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-01-2013, 01:47 PM
Aperture Science. :bow:

LDG
16-01-2013, 02:10 PM
If it's going to be this cold, I'd rather it be caked with snow and not ice. <_<

It will be come Friday.

WMUG
16-01-2013, 02:38 PM
Anyone flown Air Canada before? Any good?
Looking at a trip to NY later in the year, they're cheap and the reviews aren't bad.
Prefer Virgin really but not flown with Air Canada before.

:lol:




:haha:





:haha: :haha: :haha:

WMUG
16-01-2013, 02:39 PM
To clarify, yes, I have flown Air Canada before.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/ar/t36738.htm

Letters
16-01-2013, 03:23 PM
To clarify, yes, I have flown Air Canada before.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/ar/t36738.htm
:lol:

To be fair a lot of that was because of the weather. I'm planning a trip in September to NY which isn't usually caked in ice that time of year.

Letters
16-01-2013, 03:29 PM
Text I got:

"I'm not sure how good for you those Tesco burgers are. They seem to be low in salt and fat but high in Shergar"

:rimshot:

LDG
16-01-2013, 03:29 PM
Tbh, unless I was going to spend more than 12hrs on a plane, I wouldn't give a shit about the level of comfort. The price is what I'm concerned about.

My holiday starts when I get off the plane, not on it. Whatever the plane, flying and airports suck ARSE!

PGFC
16-01-2013, 03:32 PM
So Blockbuster go into administration :rolleyes: will the last shopkeeper in England please turn out the lights...

LDG
16-01-2013, 03:35 PM
Text I got:

"I'm not sure how good for you those Tesco burgers are. They seem to be low in salt and fat but high in Shergar"

:rimshot:

One things for sure. They're bound to give you the trots.

:dance:

Letters
16-01-2013, 03:38 PM
So Blockbuster go into administration :rolleyes: will the last shopkeeper in England please turn out the lights...
Bob Holness :rose:


tbh why would anyone rent a video/DVD any more anyway? They're so cheap these days.

PGFC
16-01-2013, 03:43 PM
I suppose it's Netflix what done it :shrug: can't say I've ever been in a Blockbuster store.

WMUG
16-01-2013, 03:43 PM
:lol:

To be fair a lot of that was because of the weather. I'm planning a trip in September to NY which isn't usually caked in ice that time of year.
Yeah, but they should've dealt with it a lot better. Still, with nothing to cause a problem, there's nothing for them to inadequately deal with, so you should be ok.

PGFC
16-01-2013, 03:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693


A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.

The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.

Yeah right, when they say US company they mean British Council...

Letters
16-01-2013, 03:49 PM
They'll never take me alive :ninja:


:run:

Letters
17-01-2013, 09:46 AM
MrsL asked me if I wanted anything on my burger last night.
I said "go on then, I'll have a fiver each way"


:rimshot:

LDG
17-01-2013, 10:05 AM
Out tonight for a few :beer:

And then last day at work tomorrow before:


http://www.spainonline.com/images/LANZAROTE/Otros/3035-5p.jpg

GP
17-01-2013, 10:06 AM
Yeah Bognor is nice.

PGFC
17-01-2013, 10:21 AM
Cesar fucking Manrique :sulk:

Letters
17-01-2013, 10:24 AM
:blink: Do what?

PGFC
17-01-2013, 10:27 AM
You've not been to Lanzagrotty then?

Letters
17-01-2013, 10:33 AM
In a word, no.

PGFC
17-01-2013, 10:33 AM
Oh.

It'll mean nothing to you then :good:

Letters
17-01-2013, 10:41 AM
<_<

PGFC
17-01-2013, 10:46 AM
:haha:

LDG
17-01-2013, 11:14 AM
:dance:

GP
17-01-2013, 11:52 AM
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545251_423266834408158_729439710_n.jpg

LDG
17-01-2013, 12:25 PM
:haha:

GP
17-01-2013, 03:08 PM
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555228_534897493201595_115691272_n.jpg

LDG
17-01-2013, 03:18 PM
Beetroot & Lemonade :bow:

Letters
17-01-2013, 03:31 PM
:sick:

Chimp away :lol:

See? 'Cos...ch...


Oh f*ck off <_<

LDG
17-01-2013, 03:47 PM
:lol:

Get out.

FFS.

Marc Overmars
17-01-2013, 04:17 PM
Snowing. :popcorn:

Whole country is expected to be covered tomorrow.

LDG
17-01-2013, 04:33 PM
Happy for it to snow tomorrow. I just hope it's all fucked off come Sunday :pray:

Marc Overmars
17-01-2013, 04:38 PM
Airports will be on top of it though.

I'm so booking a tactical holiday next January. Lucky fuck.

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2013, 04:53 PM
Yes, it's unlikely a British airport will be disrupted.

LDG
17-01-2013, 04:57 PM
Yes, it's unlikely a British airport will be disrupted.

:lol:




:ilt:

Letters
17-01-2013, 05:09 PM
You'll be fine unless there's more than 2mm of snow



http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/features/21064379

:pal:

Letters
18-01-2013, 07:03 AM
Tesco have removed their burgers from the shelves following the horse meat scandal.

All that's left are some Quarter Panda's


:rimshot:

PGFC
18-01-2013, 08:32 AM
Had a burger from our local van yesterday, he said "do you want anything on it?" I said "yes, £5 each way please!"

:patrice:

Well it;s not snowing here. <_<

GP
18-01-2013, 08:54 AM
Fooooooood! :bow:

Letters
18-01-2013, 09:06 AM
It is snowing in central London now but not doing it very well.
2% away from blizzard tbh.

GP
18-01-2013, 09:07 AM
It's snowing here.

****s.

Letters
18-01-2013, 09:12 AM
Good news for ILT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21063301

PGFC
18-01-2013, 09:21 AM
Oh, now it's snowing.

Letters
18-01-2013, 09:25 AM
Still nothing here <_<

LDG
18-01-2013, 09:41 AM
****ing it down here :(

Had 2 inches at least ##

Letters
18-01-2013, 09:54 AM
Still nothing here <_<
That.

PGFC
18-01-2013, 10:04 AM
Oh, now it's snowing.

This.

Letters
18-01-2013, 10:08 AM
It is snowing here and it is little bit settling but it's very light.
I have my camera with me in case it gets better/worse*

* - delete as appropriate depending on how much you like snow.

Marc Overmars
18-01-2013, 10:43 AM
Just went outside. :cold:

The snow is settling nicely but it's the wind that's making it seem worse than it is.

WMUG
19-01-2013, 04:09 PM
Megabus to preston.

Fucking hell.

Ollie the Optimist
19-01-2013, 04:20 PM
Megabus to preston.

Fucking hell.

daddys jet snowed in?

LDG
19-01-2013, 09:44 PM
Decided on a hotel by the airport...fingers crossed we get off the ground tomorrow before the next band of snow hits :(

Letters
19-01-2013, 09:56 PM
Decided on a hotel by the airport...fingers crossed we get off the ground tomorrow before the next band of snow hits :(

Think you'll be OK, it's really not been that bad in and around London.

Have fun

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
19-01-2013, 11:03 PM
Megabus to preston.

Fucking hell.

:lol: megabus.

broken toilet door constantly swings open with the stench of piss polluting the air. learnt my lesson.

Xhaka Can’t
19-01-2013, 11:58 PM
:lol: megabus.

broken toilet door constantly swings open with the stench of piss polluting the air. learnt my lesson.

Maybe if you flushed...

GP
20-01-2013, 12:10 AM
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1906/poope.gif

Cripps_orig
20-01-2013, 12:49 AM
Saw Colin Murray at work the other day. Didnt realise he was into cycling. Next Lance Armstrong?

Ollie the Optimist
20-01-2013, 11:40 AM
Tequila what a stupid idea

Letters
20-01-2013, 12:13 PM
One Tequila, Two Tequila , Three Tequila, Floor...

Xhaka Can’t
20-01-2013, 12:45 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31NsaEiTKxL._SL500_.jpg

Oh Yes.

GP
20-01-2013, 01:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7vvf5fxcoQ

This was shown on Cbeebies this morning

BBC :haha:

Xhaka Can’t
20-01-2013, 01:23 PM
WTF? :lol:

Niall_Quinn
20-01-2013, 05:01 PM
One finger one thumb keep moving, LOL

PGFC
21-01-2013, 08:33 AM
Interesting journey into work today :cold: just a shame that teachers don't have to make the same effort as the rest of us.

health & safety? my arse.

Letters
21-01-2013, 09:44 AM
Meh. It was fine. Had W@H emails from three colleagues but they're being pussies.
Another colleague came in from Oxford and left his house at 5:30am to get here

Him :bow:

Marc Overmars
21-01-2013, 10:25 AM
Snow has never stopped me getting in to work. People should just man up tbh.

Letters
21-01-2013, 11:17 AM
Pretty much.

Well...there was one day when I worked in Clapham and needed to use both Tube and overground trains or buses to get in and nothing was working so I had to concede defeat that day. In general though people do give up way too easily.

Letters
21-01-2013, 12:07 PM
https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/292916187392790528/photo/1

:haha:

Marc Overmars
21-01-2013, 12:27 PM
He should have worn a condom!

Xhaka Can’t
21-01-2013, 12:27 PM
I have never missed a day getting to work because of snow. I've been sent home in the past, but have always been able to get in.

As for schools, they have to stop this BS. If it really was a health and safety issue, kids in Canada would be off from December to March

Injury Time
21-01-2013, 12:41 PM
Snow has never stopped me getting in to work. People should just man up tbh.
Got kids to school, nursery....got dropped off at station...trains buggered staff advising not to travel...am I going to jog the 30 miles to work...um no.

Letters
21-01-2013, 01:03 PM
lazy :sulk:

Letters
21-01-2013, 01:10 PM
I have never missed a day getting to work because of snow. I've been sent home in the past, but have always been able to get in.

As for schools, they have to stop this BS. If it really was a health and safety issue, kids in Canada would be off from December to March

Isn't the issue that the blame culture in this country combined with the increasing US-style "no win, no fee" bollox means if some kid slips over on their premises they'd probably be sued. And who needs that?

Marc Overmars
21-01-2013, 01:24 PM
My school was rarely shut on snow days, annoyingly. We weren't allowed out at breaks which was fair enough and when entering the building there was always several staff on hand to remind everyone to not mess around and just get inside.

It was chaos though at home time, with cars not moving at more than 10mph!

Injury Time
21-01-2013, 02:08 PM
My school was rarely shut on snow days, annoyingly. We weren't allowed out at breaks which was fair enough and when entering the building there was always several staff on hand to remind everyone to not mess around and just get inside.

It was chaos though at home time, with cars not moving at more than 10mph!
You drove home, joyriders :sulk:

PGFC
21-01-2013, 02:14 PM
Meh, we didn't have snow when I was growing up.

Injury Time
21-01-2013, 02:41 PM
Meh, we didn't have snow when I was growing up.
Jurassic was warm I guess?

:run:

Letters
21-01-2013, 02:58 PM
Had a text from a friend who was at a bah-mitzvah on Saturday. The parents are...rather wealthy.

Apparently at the do video messages were played from Ramsey, Gibbs, Arteta, Santos and Cazorla, and Pixie Lott wishing the spoilt little sh…er, I mean boy well. And a set from Michael McIntyre. Not a video. A live set. From Michael McIntyre. They’d hired Michael McIntyre. For their son’s bah-mitzvah.

:blink:

WMUG :pal: That kid's daddy is better than yours.

Shaqiri Is Boss
21-01-2013, 03:00 PM
Had a text from a friend who was at a bah-mitzvah on Saturday. The parents are...rather wealthy.

Apparently at the do video messages were played from Ramsey, Gibbs, Arteta, Santos and Cazorla, and Pixie Lott wishing the spoilt little sh…er, I mean boy well. And a set from Michael McIntyre. Not a video. A live set. From Michael McIntyre. They’d hired Michael McIntyre. For their son’s bah-mitzvah.

:blink:

WMUG :pal: That kid's daddy is better than yours.

:faint:

PGFC
21-01-2013, 03:03 PM
oy vey.

Letters
21-01-2013, 03:11 PM
Innit. Not that I particularly like Michael McIntyre but how much bleedin' money do you have to have to hire him for your kid's party?!

:wacko:

Injury Time
21-01-2013, 08:49 PM
Innit. Not that I particularly like Michael McIntyre but how much bleedin' money do you have to have to hire him for your kid's party?!

:wacko:
Walking out on a function in 2009 cost McIntyre £28k.....

PGFC
22-01-2013, 02:36 PM
:patrice: I'm rich :woohoo: just got this via Hotmail...


Dear User,


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Letters
22-01-2013, 02:42 PM
Well done you.

You could pay Walcott's wages for a month with that kind of money.

Xhaka Can’t
22-01-2013, 03:12 PM
Well done you.

You could pay Walcott's wages for a month with that kind of money.

Negatory.

That just covers the signing on fee.

Don't tell me you actually expect him to kick a ball for that.

PGFC
22-01-2013, 03:17 PM
Apparently my email will now only talk to me via a solicitor, since I have more than one account and obviously have commitment issues, ah well :shrug: easy come easy go.

GP
22-01-2013, 06:52 PM
Just got this off Gary's facebook.

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/75072_247304612069227_1618994655_n.png

PGFC
22-01-2013, 10:11 PM
:blink:
Broadcaster Stuart Hall charged with one offence of rape and 14 of indecent assault between 1967-1986


Is he going to play the Joker?

Injury Time
22-01-2013, 10:15 PM
:blink:


Is he going to play the Joker?
Now then! Now then! That's in bad taste...

Letters
23-01-2013, 09:30 AM
Smell my cheese you mother!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244

Niall_Quinn
23-01-2013, 10:19 AM
Just got this off Gary's facebook.

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/75072_247304612069227_1618994655_n.png

Excellent! I was saying the exact same thing myself yesterday but this story puts it a lot better than I could. Prices are definitely cheaper in ASDA!

Letters
24-01-2013, 09:23 AM
Morning

:patrice:

PGFC
24-01-2013, 09:24 AM
:tiphat: :patrice:

LDG
24-01-2013, 11:02 AM
Nice win for the lads last night :scarf:

Ooooh! It's sunny again down here by the pool! :)

Letters
24-01-2013, 11:26 AM
:p


I'm so happy I could kick a ballboy

:crackercjack:

PGFC
24-01-2013, 11:34 AM
I c what you've done there.

GP
24-01-2013, 11:52 AM
Nice win for the lads last night :scarf:

Ooooh! It's sunny again down here by the pool! :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bv-kBoS1iA&list=FLah8nTRdPhWQLcagyqYRU8A

GP
25-01-2013, 08:32 AM
Happy Boo-urns day.

Letters
25-01-2013, 09:34 AM
Boooooooooo!


Morning.
Friday! :dance:

PGFC
25-01-2013, 09:59 AM
:partytime:

Marc Overmars
25-01-2013, 10:35 AM
Going to try and hit the gym today for the first time in over a month. Could be painful. <_<

Friday. :bow:

LDG
27-01-2013, 05:08 PM
Back home from the sun :(

It's cold :(

Back to work tomorrow :(

:ilt:

Niall_Quinn
27-01-2013, 05:13 PM
Back home from the sun :(

It's cold :(

Back to work tomorrow :(

:ilt:

Spuds knocked out of the cup by Leeds.

LDG
27-01-2013, 05:21 PM
Spuds knocked out of the cup by Leeds.

:woohoo:

:dance:

:haha:

WMUG
27-01-2013, 06:24 PM
:angry:
:banghead:
:(
:crying:
:fury:

Marc Overmars
27-01-2013, 06:26 PM
The quiz is not that hard is it?

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-01-2013, 06:30 PM
The first question is :blink:

WMUG
27-01-2013, 07:22 PM
V&I

GP
28-01-2013, 08:52 AM
Jennifer Lawrence is quite attractive.

Joker
28-01-2013, 09:14 AM
The quiz is not that hard is it?

Comparable to a cold night in Stoke.

Letters
28-01-2013, 09:26 AM
Jennifer Lawrence is quite attractive.
*Googles*

I probably would have sex with her tbh

LDG
28-01-2013, 12:09 PM
:wave:

:angry:

PGFC
28-01-2013, 12:12 PM
You back?

LDG
28-01-2013, 12:16 PM
Yeah :angry:

Went from pleasantly relaxed to :rolleyes: , two minutes after opening my inbox.

The one good thing about taking a winter sun break, is that you still have summer holidays to look forward to though. Deffo doing this next year again!

GP
28-01-2013, 12:33 PM
http://jesusfuck.me/di/X09Y/saaaaauuuusssaaaaggggeee.jpg

Letters
28-01-2013, 02:15 PM
Went from pleasantly relaxed to :rolleyes: , two minutes after opening my inbox.
You got my emails then :d

LDG
28-01-2013, 03:45 PM
Getting scarily windy out there :upset:

PGFC
28-01-2013, 03:48 PM
Winter :(

Marc Overmars
28-01-2013, 03:48 PM
Getting scarily windy out there :upset:

Yeah, I've got to walk over to the tube station later. :upset:

Come back snow, all is forgiven.

LDG
28-01-2013, 04:00 PM
Supposed to be wet and windy for the next couple of weeks now.

When will it all end! :o

:ilt:

Letters
28-01-2013, 04:43 PM
Wind is howling here :upset:

LDG
28-01-2013, 04:58 PM
Wind is howling here :upset:

Aye, and I don't trust the windows in this building. Think they were put in, in the 70's :upset:

LDG
29-01-2013, 04:02 PM
Bored!!

Is it nearly holiday time yet??

:(

Letters
29-01-2013, 04:05 PM
'Tis for my colleague who is going to South Africa tomorrow 'till the 12th <_<

Shaqiri Is Boss
29-01-2013, 04:08 PM
Don't worry, they'll probably be abducted on the 11th.

LDG
29-01-2013, 04:08 PM
Lucky ****.

I'm trying to think of something to motivate me. Alas, looking outside just makes me want to eat pies and fall asleep on the sofa.

Letters
29-01-2013, 04:17 PM
Don't worry, they'll probably be abducted on the 11th.
He has family out there, lived there for a couple of years.
Known him for years - he's the person who tipped me off to this job.

He's quite into his cars. Back in the day, when I first knew him, he decided it would be cheaper to buy a sportscar out there and bring it back here than buy one here. He went there, picked up the car, was outside his cousin's house showing it off and some bloke walked up, waved a gun in his face and drove off in the car.

:pal:

How we laughed.

LDG
29-01-2013, 04:46 PM
:lol:

"Because, your blick!"

GP
29-01-2013, 04:58 PM
Fokkin prawns

LDG
30-01-2013, 10:32 AM
Hump day <_<

At least it ain't raining for a change.

Letters
30-01-2013, 10:40 AM
Looking for MO's troll face </work>

<_<

PGFC
30-01-2013, 10:52 AM
Looking for MO's troll face </work>

<_<

Given up on that, looked through the first 2 pages of every GC thread to find out it was on the first 2 GC pages :shrug: I'll take the -1 instead.

LDG
30-01-2013, 11:33 AM
I found it, and I'm not even playing :popcorn:

Marc Overmars
30-01-2013, 11:42 AM
Given up on that, looked through the first 2 pages of every GC thread

Are you serious?

:haha:

Sorry.

GP
30-01-2013, 11:45 AM
:haha:

learn2read

Letters
30-01-2013, 11:52 AM
It was a bit ambiguous tbf.

And MO. You're a ****. No offence, like. That question only rewards those who are lucky and find it quickly and Cripps/Maccy those who have too much time on their hands

:p

Marc Overmars
30-01-2013, 12:00 PM
Anyone unsure should have asked me for clarification tbh, I'd never expect anyone to trawl through all of GC. :lol:
Just like I didn't expect anyone to go through the huge threads like TV, Music etc so I ruled them out straight away.

I have your best interests at heart. :ninja:

LDG
30-01-2013, 12:06 PM
Anyone unsure should have asked me for clarification tbh, I'd never expect anyone to trawl through all of GC. :lol:
Just like I didn't expect anyone to go through the huge threads like TV, Music etc so I ruled them out straight away.

I have your best interests at heart. :ninja:

http://covermyfb.com/media/covers/thumb/19043-troll-face.jpg



Sure. Sure you do.

Shaqiri Is Boss
30-01-2013, 12:58 PM
It was a bit ambiguous tbf.

And MO. You're a ****. No offence, like. That question only rewards those who are lucky and find it quickly and Cripps/Maccy those who have too much time on their hands

:p
It's actually not that difficult to find.

Joker
30-01-2013, 01:12 PM
Yeah it didn't take that long tbh.

Ollie the Optimist
30-01-2013, 01:28 PM
going to stoke game on saturday :dance:

Letters
30-01-2013, 01:45 PM
:pal:


Oh, so am I <_<

Ollie the Optimist
30-01-2013, 01:47 PM
:pal:


Oh, so am I <_<

im loving it really, i rarey get to go to more then 1 game a year, so this will be my third already with more to come. i just enjoy the day out, forget about transfers etc etc and just focus on the 90 minutes and enjoy the pub before/after. its fun

Letters
30-01-2013, 04:18 PM
The 'sandwich van' emails:

http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=60363.0

Not really that bad tbh, them both resigning seems like a bit of an over-reaction.

LDG
30-01-2013, 05:06 PM
The 'sandwich van' emails:

http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=60363.0

Not really that bad tbh, them both resigning seems like a bit of an over-reaction.

Eh?

They resigned?

Pretty tame that, really.

Letters
31-01-2013, 09:49 AM
Morning :rolleyes;

Why won't it stop not being Friday?

Letters
31-01-2013, 09:49 AM
Morning :rolleyes;
:rolleyes:

Injury Time
31-01-2013, 10:15 AM
so Bergkamp coming back then...

Letters
31-01-2013, 10:33 AM
what as?

Marc Overmars
31-01-2013, 10:38 AM
A player, hopefully.

GP
31-01-2013, 10:41 AM
what as?

Youth team coach, replacing Brady.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-01-2013, 10:45 AM
what as?

Dennis Bendtner.

Letters
01-02-2013, 09:23 AM
Is it Friday yet? <_<