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PGFC
26-03-2013, 04:48 PM
Got an absolute ripper of a spot on my top lip. Hasn't gone white-headed puss phase yet, still in Red mode, but when it changes, it's gonna be a corker.

Hermes?

LDG
26-03-2013, 04:50 PM
Hermes?

No. Herpes :good:

Letters
26-03-2013, 05:18 PM
:ilt:

'king work
'king training course
'king Nationwide
'king toaster


Gaaaaaah!

:fury:

PGFC
26-03-2013, 06:11 PM
No. Herpes :good:

Ah, I thought you were a carrier.

GP
26-03-2013, 06:46 PM
http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2013/13/1364320690-6904992-460s-v2.jpg

LDG
26-03-2013, 07:58 PM
Ah, I thought you were a carrier.

You used the same joke a week or two ago :(

:console:

Injury Time
26-03-2013, 08:11 PM
You used the same joke a week or two ago :(

:console:
PGFC :rose: :oldboy:

PGFC
26-03-2013, 09:47 PM
:sulk: Tough crowd,

PGFC
26-03-2013, 09:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jjCHWLDJoQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Spot the LDG.

GP
26-03-2013, 10:58 PM
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/picdump-749-9.jpg

LDG
27-03-2013, 06:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jjCHWLDJoQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Spot the LDG.

:haha:

Awelsome.

Letters
27-03-2013, 07:36 AM
:ilt:

'king work
'king training course
'king Nationwide
'king toaster


Gaaaaaah!

:fury:
Thanks for your sympathy, y'all :upset:

PGFC
27-03-2013, 08:15 AM
:hug:

Have another cake :good:

Letters
27-03-2013, 08:50 AM
Cake!

:patrice:

PGFC
27-03-2013, 08:59 AM
My office is filled with a strange yellowish light and feels less chilly :unsure:

Injury Time
27-03-2013, 09:05 AM
My office is filled with a strange yellowish light and feels less chilly :unsure:
anthrax or chemical attack probably.

Marc Overmars
27-03-2013, 09:17 AM
Friday. :bow:

Japan Shaking All Over
27-03-2013, 09:47 AM
My office is filled with a strange yellowish light and feels less chilly :unsure:

Chinese sandstorm. . .an actual recognised weather front here now. . .we love our neighbours

LDG
27-03-2013, 10:04 AM
My office is filled with a strange yellowish light and feels less chilly :unsure:

Are there any alarms going off?

PGFC
27-03-2013, 10:11 AM
No, whatever it was has gone again now :(

LDG
27-03-2013, 11:36 AM
Why is it, then when you have a shorter week, it drags on for longer! FFS.

:ilt:

Syn
27-03-2013, 11:44 AM
I've got bare work today bros. bare work. I need time to go slow.

Also, if you permanently move to Australia and never come back, does that mean you've pretty much gained 12+ hours in your life?

Thought of the day.

LDG
27-03-2013, 11:49 AM
I've got bare work today bros. bare work. I need time to go slow.

Also, if you permanently move to Australia and never come back, does that mean you've pretty much gained 12+ hours in your life?

Thought of the day.

Depends which way round the world you go to get there....

PGFC
27-03-2013, 12:06 PM
To restore my faith in the British government this man should be found tomorrow having commited suicide by weedkiller or fork or something...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21955844

LDG
27-03-2013, 12:16 PM
To restore my faith in the British government this man should be found tomorrow having commited suicide by weedkiller or fork or something...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21955844

Time for this man to sort things out.....

http://www.radiotimes.com/rt-service/image/render/Spooks_star_Peter_Firth_to_play_the_head_of_MI6_in _his_first_radio_drama.jpg?imageUrl=/uploads/images/original/25547.jpg&width=620&height=374&quality=85&mode=crop

PGFC
27-03-2013, 12:35 PM
If I were the Home Secretary I'd be holding a press conference to express my sadness at the outcome of the latest judicial farcery whilst knowing that the **** was at that very moment being bundled into a private jet, Jordan bound, European Court of Human Rights? bite me.

Though the ECHR does have a heart after all

In the case of Eon v. France the Court found a violation of the Convention. The case concerned the applicant’s conviction for insulting the President of France with a placard reading “Casse toi pov’con” (“Get lost, you sad prick”).

Letters
27-03-2013, 01:13 PM
Why is it, then when you have a shorter week, it drags on for longer! FFS.

:ilt:
You should try being in ITIL training for 3 days (today is day 2)

:ilt:

PGFC
27-03-2013, 01:38 PM
Day and a bit to go, then 10 days off :patrice:

Marc Overmars
27-03-2013, 01:43 PM
Roll on 5pm. :dance:

Got loads planned over the next week.

Easter. :bow:

Almost as good as Christmas.

LDG
27-03-2013, 02:15 PM
:gp:

I'm really excited about the weekend. Lots planned.


None of it will be remembered.

Ollie the Optimist
27-03-2013, 08:11 PM
is the international break over yet?

LDG
27-03-2013, 08:20 PM
Yes. It is.

Injury Time
27-03-2013, 08:40 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21897179
If he was smart he'd have disappeared to China for 6 months...

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
28-03-2013, 01:23 AM
still no signs of any easter discounts for a potential tv. anyone know when they'll start?

Injury Time
28-03-2013, 06:59 AM
still no signs of any easter discounts for a potential tv. anyone know when they'll start?

I'm guessing at Easter ;), although PC world/ Currys were advertising tv discounts already

PGFC
28-03-2013, 09:24 AM
Friday :patrice: on a Thursday too :woohoo:

LDG
28-03-2013, 09:49 AM
:dance:

Still poxy working all day though :(

Meh :dance:

:(

PGFC
28-03-2013, 10:43 AM
Never mind, it's Friday :dance:

Syn
28-03-2013, 11:02 AM
Bear work today bros. bear work. But should be catching a train to London at 5 and then it's going to be delightfully filthy.

Happy Jesus dying eve.

PGFC
28-03-2013, 11:08 AM
Yeah, bare haps bro.



:rolleyes:

LDG
28-03-2013, 11:36 AM
I wanna go out tonight now.....

.....but if I do it means that I'll feel shite tomorrow.

Hmmmm.

PGFC
28-03-2013, 12:50 PM
:sulk: lightweight ex-alcoholics

LDG
28-03-2013, 12:56 PM
:lol:

Oooooh. I see that as a challenge!

:beer:

PGFC
28-03-2013, 01:37 PM
:d Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability, and I want you to know that we are with you.

Marc Overmars
28-03-2013, 01:40 PM
Stopped by the office this morning to hand in some work and promptly :pal: at all the chumps who didn't book a tactical day off.

Time for Easter to come home.

Cripps_orig
28-03-2013, 01:44 PM
What is the point of Easter? Where did all this eggs and bunnies etc come from?

We all know the story behind Christmas. A day created by hallmark amongst others so the gullibles waste money on presents for loved ones.

LDG
28-03-2013, 02:32 PM
What is the point of Easter? Where did all this eggs and bunnies etc come from?

We all know the story behind Christmas. A day created by hallmark amongst others so the gullibles waste money on presents for loved ones.

Someone has to eat alll the food left over by stupid muslim fasting :shrug:

Letters
28-03-2013, 02:57 PM
Finished my training
:patrice:

Wonder if I passed.

Only one week left of my contract here then I can leave on a Bosman.

LDG
28-03-2013, 02:59 PM
Why did you have to bother with the training if you're leaving anyway?

Letters
28-03-2013, 03:04 PM
:shrug:

They told me to go and it's something which would look good on my CV.

I'm probably not leaving but my contract runs out next week and I'm in a Mexican standoff with HR.

:rolleyes:

PGFC
28-03-2013, 03:09 PM
What is the point of Easter? Where did all this eggs and bunnies etc come from?

We all know the story behind Christmas. A day created by hallmark amongst others so the gullibles waste money on presents for loved ones.

Eggs are an old celebration symbolising new life, they were usually painted birds eggs and the bunny should really be a hare as they were early Easter symbol linked to fertility across Europe.

Oh and Easter is when the Jews killed Jebus or Brian

LDG
28-03-2013, 03:13 PM
:shrug:

They told me to go and it's something which would look good on my CV.

I'm probably not leaving but my contract runs out next week and I'm in a Mexican standoff with HR.


:rolleyes:

Whether taco or not taco?











:run:

PGFC
28-03-2013, 03:15 PM
:shrug:

They told me to go and it's something which would look good on my CV.

I'm probably not leaving but my contract runs out next week and I'm in a Mexican standoff with HR.

:rolleyes:

http://comicalconcept.com/illustration/mexican-standoff/web.jpg?1317169855

Letters
28-03-2013, 03:57 PM
I'm glad my impeding homelessness amuses you all so much :p

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/Will_code_html_for_food.jpg

tbh

LDG
28-03-2013, 04:05 PM
Stop gettinig so ennui about it ffs :rolleyes:

Letters
28-03-2013, 04:12 PM
That word. I do not think it means what you think it means <_<

PGFC
28-03-2013, 04:36 PM
Ok Vizzini.

LDG
28-03-2013, 05:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21969624

Who wouldn't believe him :o

Letters
28-03-2013, 05:20 PM
Gervinho must be shitting himself... <_<

Xhaka Can’t
28-03-2013, 07:37 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LFrAOavIh6E/UI_aZM7jwDI/AAAAAAAASAk/NKjfbapIZUc/s1600/mexican-standoff-vs-canadian-standoff.jpg

LDG
29-03-2013, 08:23 AM
North Korea, little bit mental.

Letters
29-03-2013, 09:43 AM
Are we all going to die?


Oh well, at least I won't have to pay for a new boiler <_<

Japan Shaking All Over
29-03-2013, 10:46 AM
:shrug:

They told me to go and it's something which would look good on my CV.

I'm probably not leaving but my contract runs out next week and I'm in a Mexican standoff with HR.

:rolleyes:

Oldest one in the book. . .no doubt interviewed for position while you were away

Master Splinter
29-03-2013, 11:20 AM
Ramsey's death pelanty registered a few days late:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21973505

Uncle Monty :bow:.

Cripps_orig
29-03-2013, 11:30 AM
Vernon Dursley :bow:

RIP

LDG
29-03-2013, 11:33 AM
Shame, but suprised it didn't happen earlier tbh. He wasn't exactly small!

Master Splinter
29-03-2013, 11:37 AM
He was awlsome in Naked Gun 2 1/2 as well. :bow:

GP
29-03-2013, 02:47 PM
http://www.abload.de/img/yv3iytza5x.jpg

GP
29-03-2013, 02:47 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/60d922679f02ddb0d7b9f5f2e6405bf2/tumblr_mjnx8aZ6jX1qzab44o1_500.jpg

Japan Shaking All Over
30-03-2013, 01:22 PM
On way home after curry. . .can hardly walk, not sure if I last till game time (two hour delayed broadcast due to more impoerant games getting aired)

LDG
30-03-2013, 07:26 PM
On way home after curry. . .can hardly walk, not sure if I last till game time (two hour delayed broadcast due to more impoerant games getting aired)

JSAO :bow:

pissed up japs :bow:

beer :bow:

Forgot my ipod for the train home :(

tactical easter eggs :bow:

Syn
30-03-2013, 08:59 PM
JSAO <img src="images/smilies/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Notworthy" smilieid="69" class="inlineimg"><br>
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pissed up japs <img src="images/smilies/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Notworthy" smilieid="69" class="inlineimg"><br>
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beer <img src="images/smilies/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Notworthy" smilieid="69" class="inlineimg"><br>
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Forgot my ipod for the train home <img src="images/smilies/sad.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Sad" smilieid="80" class="inlineimg"><br>
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tactical easter eggs <img src="images/smilies/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Notworthy" smilieid="69" class="inlineimg"><br>
<br>The trick is to put your headphones over your first layer top but inside the second layer and leave the earpieces dangling over the top. That way he's always connected to you and you'll notice if you've dropped/left it.&nbsp;<br>
<br>On the downside, you'll look an anti-social dickhead. But if that price to pay is less than a new ipod you're still up overall.

Syn
30-03-2013, 09:00 PM
Jesus fuck. What's all that?

LDG
30-03-2013, 10:30 PM
Jesus fuck. What's all that?

:lol:

LDG
30-03-2013, 11:07 PM
Big fat quiz of the 80's :bow:

Munchies
30-03-2013, 11:57 PM
Anyone kno how to fix my laptop, it seems to think the CTRL key is pressed in for some reason.

Eg I press p, and it'll bring up the print page thingy.

Only way Im typing is with the on-screen kyboard

GP
31-03-2013, 12:00 AM
Sounds like your keyboard is full of spunk

Xhaka Can’t
31-03-2013, 12:04 AM
I remember in the olden days, pc keyboards came with spermguards.

GP
31-03-2013, 12:05 AM
You can still find 'em

Munchies
31-03-2013, 12:29 AM
You can still find 'em


You got any spares lying around ?

Xhaka Can’t
31-03-2013, 12:39 AM
I have some slightly discoloured used ones.

GP
31-03-2013, 12:44 AM
You got any spares lying around ?

Nah man they're all fuckin wrecked

WMUG
31-03-2013, 02:09 AM
http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/cross.png

Ollie the Optimist
31-03-2013, 10:41 AM
succesfully managed to give up drinking for lent, didnt touch a drop :dance:


now to get drunk

LDG
31-03-2013, 10:45 AM
:lol:

No drinking for me today.

Films and food day :bow:

Ollie the Optimist
31-03-2013, 10:49 AM
:lol:

No drinking for me today.

Films and food day :bow:

hanging a bit are we? :lol:

spain next week will be fun, no alchol for 6 weeks, so going to be a very cheap holiday :D

LDG
31-03-2013, 10:52 AM
Not too bad as slept for 12 hours.

Will hit the roads and pound out a 10k run to sweat it all out.

Ollie the Optimist
31-03-2013, 10:53 AM
least we won, probs explains why its not to bad, if we lost, then i imagine it would hurt like hell :lol:

good day at the game? hoping to get to one more this season, nothing beats a match day

GP
31-03-2013, 11:02 AM
Happy Zombie Jesus day.

LDG
31-03-2013, 11:23 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Nbv-WTXnyxo/T4L1etn5sfI/AAAAAAAAAr4/5YfkseMQPZc/s1600/ymca_jesus_RE_Happy_Zombie_Jesus_Day-s750x600-53361-580.jpg

Master Splinter
31-03-2013, 05:03 PM
MON :haha: :haha:.

Xhaka Can’t
31-03-2013, 05:39 PM
Broke my record this morning for continual sex, 1hour & 2min, then realised the clocks had gone forward.

GP
31-03-2013, 06:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tjm_LV6lYw

Ollie the Optimist
31-03-2013, 06:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tjm_LV6lYw

he makes jimmy saville look subtle

Japan Shaking All Over
01-04-2013, 10:43 AM
Nah man they're all fuckin wrecked

More like they're all stuck together. . .

GP
01-04-2013, 10:44 AM
More like they're all stuck together. . .

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg

WMUG
01-04-2013, 10:50 AM
My phone jumped an hour forward today in accordance with the clocks going forward back in England, meaning my alarm went off an hour early. Went to my lesson an hour early as a result.

Me :pal:

Japan Shaking All Over
02-04-2013, 04:15 AM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg

Must be technical then. . . ?

Letters
02-04-2013, 08:56 AM
Morning....all? :unsure:

Marc Overmars
02-04-2013, 09:27 AM
4 day week, at least. :(

Letters
02-04-2013, 09:37 AM
Mmm. Possibly my last.
Still no news on a new contract :rolleyes:

Japan Shaking All Over
02-04-2013, 11:21 AM
Mmm. Possibly my last.
Still no news on a new contract :rolleyes:

I was about to ask have you had your contract sorted out. . .have you brought it up or are you playing hard to get?

Syn
02-04-2013, 11:44 AM
HR :lol:

Awful whateveritisthattheydo.

Japan Shaking All Over
02-04-2013, 12:04 PM
Am actually looking to get into HR when I get back and do a bit of whatevertheydo

Letters
02-04-2013, 12:36 PM
Am actually looking to get into HR when I get back and do a bit of whatevertheydo
Do you hate people? You're well suited if so.

I've brought it up a few times, now I'm waiting. In the waiting period, if you will.

GP
02-04-2013, 01:05 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7063/6800673214_5f3b062c65_z.jpg

Letters
02-04-2013, 07:02 PM
Meeting with HR on Thursday at 12pm :popcorn:

Press conference at 2pm.

GP
02-04-2013, 07:03 PM
Desk cleared at 3?

Letters
02-04-2013, 07:37 PM
We have smart working and a clear desk policy so the joke is on them :cool:



:unsure:

Marc Overmars
02-04-2013, 07:41 PM
Sacked in the morning tbf.

Injury Time
02-04-2013, 08:38 PM
Am actually looking to get into HR when I get back and do a bit of whatevertheydo
Are you a member of the stone cutters also known as CIPD?

Injury Time
02-04-2013, 08:48 PM
Meeting with HR on Thursday at 12pm :popcorn:

Press conference at 2pm.
Um why isn't your boss sorting it out, HR do what management tell them (unless it's an employment law thing), continuous service thing, you might "need a break" between contracts...

Letters
02-04-2013, 09:33 PM
Um why isn't your boss sorting it out, HR do what management tell them (unless it's an employment law thing), continuous service thing, you might "need a break" between contracts...
Spoke to my boss at the start of the year, have had repeated assurances that a new 2 year contract would be forthcoming and it's HR dragging their heels.
Last week I got in and was told they'd come back with some half-arsed 3 month offer so I've arranged a meeting to ask what the hell is going on.
I'm not a contractor, never have been and don't want to be. But if they're going to treat me like one then they should pay me like one, right now they're asking me to take all the risk without any of the reward.

The projects I'm involved in are clearly going to go on over the next 2 years so whatever resourcing deliberations are going on they clearly need someone to work on them over the next 2 years.

The business are aware of the issue and are supposed to be talking to HR about it but I've not heard anything and my contract runs out on Friday so I decided to be pro-active.

It's a pretty shoddy way of treating people.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-04-2013, 09:39 PM
Spoke to my boss at the start of the year

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o9pbpY1rbF0/SNzUUaFd_TI/AAAAAAAAAFk/uoF5bsaF914/s1600/gene-wilder-willy-wonka

:ninja:

GP
02-04-2013, 10:10 PM
:haha:

Injury Time
02-04-2013, 11:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o9pbpY1rbF0/SNzUUaFd_TI/AAAAAAAAAFk/uoF5bsaF914/s1600/gene-wilder-willy-wonka

:ninja:
:yikes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCv_OEtTn2M&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Injury Time
02-04-2013, 11:16 PM
Spoke to my boss at the start of the year, have had repeated assurances that a new 2 year contract would be forthcoming and it's HR dragging their heels.
Last week I got in and was told they'd come back with some half-arsed 3 month offer so I've arranged a meeting to ask what the hell is going on.
I'm not a contractor, never have been and don't want to be. But if they're going to treat me like one then they should pay me like one, right now they're asking me to take all the risk without any of the reward.

The projects I'm involved in are clearly going to go on over the next 2 years so whatever resourcing deliberations are going on they clearly need someone to work on them over the next 2 years.

The business are aware of the issue and are supposed to be talking to HR about it but I've not heard anything and my contract runs out on Friday so I decided to be pro-active.

It's a pretty shoddy way of treating people.

You're not a contractor, but your contract runs out on Friday wut :blink:

Letters
03-04-2013, 08:16 AM
You're not a contractor, but your contract runs out on Friday wut :blink:
Fixed term contract. Basically permanent but the contract has an end date.
Not quite the same as being a contractor, if they don't renew then it's effectively a dismissal which would have to be justified but as they clearly need someone to do what I do and my performance has been fine and I definitely don't sit around pissing away time on the internet all day then there's no reason not to renew.
A 3 month extension is a pretty pathetic offer though.

Letters
03-04-2013, 08:17 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o9pbpY1rbF0/SNzUUaFd_TI/AAAAAAAAAFk/uoF5bsaF914/s1600/gene-wilder-willy-wonka

:ninja:

Oompa-loompa doompady danned.
If you keep on you'll find yourself banned.

:angry:


IIP :bow:

Marc Overmars
03-04-2013, 08:39 AM
Fixed term contract. Basically permanent but the contract has an end date.
Not quite the same as being a contractor, if they don't renew then it's effectively a dismissal which would have to be justified but as they clearly need someone to do what I do and my performance has been fine and I definitely don't sit around pissing away time on the internet all day then there's no reason not to renew.
A 3 month extension is a pretty pathetic offer though.

Did you nearly swerve off the road?

GP
03-04-2013, 08:45 AM
Did you nearly swerve off the yellow brick road?

Probably.

Xhaka Can’t
03-04-2013, 08:46 AM
Did you nearly swerve off the road?

:lol:

Injury Time
03-04-2013, 09:58 AM
Fixed term contract. Basically permanent but the contract has an end date.
Not quite the same as being a contractor, if they don't renew then it's effectively a dismissal which would have to be justified but as they clearly need someone to do what I do and my performance has been fine and I definitely don't sit around pissing away time on the internet all day then there's no reason not to renew.
A 3 month extension is a pretty pathetic offer though.
Rights are the same for both but yes I know what you mean, nothing like working with people earning 2-6 times your daily rate who deliver naff all, usually leaving you to sort the mess out.

GP
03-04-2013, 11:08 AM
http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/p/p/s/1ppsO/I%20never%20knew%20being%20fat%20and%20lazy%20was% 20so%20rewarding.gif

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-04-2013, 12:17 PM
Oompa-loompa doompady danned.
If you keep on you'll find yourself banned.

:angry:


IIP :bow:

How tall are you, Letters?

I do wonder if you get short shrift about your height.

Letters
03-04-2013, 12:32 PM
not sure if serious.

But about 5 foot 4...and a half, in me stocking feet.

Cripps_orig
03-04-2013, 12:34 PM
Should have auditioned for the part of Tyrion tbh

Marc Overmars
03-04-2013, 12:36 PM
Wow, that's pretty short. :lol:

Sorry.

Letters
03-04-2013, 12:40 PM
Wow, that's pretty short. :lol:

Sorry.

Racist.

GP
03-04-2013, 12:44 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luuwij4Ijm1r4zr2vo1_500.gif

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-04-2013, 12:46 PM
The stag night

http://www.imgnook.com/kmJbso.gif

Marc Overmars
03-04-2013, 12:48 PM
:haha:

Japan Shaking All Over
03-04-2013, 03:23 PM
Finallu stopped peeing it down after 36 hours of the stuff!

Injury Time
03-04-2013, 04:38 PM
Finallu stopped peeing it down after 36 hours of the stuff!

Golden showers ftw :sick:

LDG
04-04-2013, 06:59 AM
Poxy internet and e-mail all down at work since last Thursday.

Some nitwit at BT decided to shut down the wrong account, and as a consequence, it takes 7-10 days to get us back up and running.

I smell compensation ##

Speaking of work. I need to get in the shower....

Japan Shaking All Over
04-04-2013, 08:21 AM
Golden showers ftw :sick:

For 36 hours, give me a break!

WMUG
04-04-2013, 11:10 AM
Ukuleles :bow:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/Joeview/Pompeiipic.jpg

GP
04-04-2013, 11:13 AM
Faggots.

Syn
04-04-2013, 11:26 AM
I have that belt. Quicksilver right?

Also lol just lol at ukeleles.

Syn
04-04-2013, 11:29 AM
Also don't ask why I noticed the belt.

lol just lol at benders.

WMUG
04-04-2013, 11:34 AM
I have no idea what brand it is, there's no label, I think I bought it 4 years ago :lol:

It used to be silver, but then oxygen happened.

Marc Overmars
04-04-2013, 11:38 AM
That is a really gay picture.

Injury Time
04-04-2013, 12:01 PM
Ukuleles :bow:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/Joeview/Pompeiipic.jpg
Didn't realise you were in a torture exchange programme, I'm sure they all confessed immediately.

Letters
04-04-2013, 01:16 PM
Hmm.

Well.

Meh.

GP
04-04-2013, 01:26 PM
Sacked in the morning?

Shaqiri Is Boss
04-04-2013, 01:31 PM
Has Slugworth finally taken over?







Sorry.

Letters
04-04-2013, 02:16 PM
Swerved off the road tbh

LDG
04-04-2013, 02:17 PM
BORED!! No internet.

I don't know how people manage to do a full days work without the net.

Letters
04-04-2013, 02:19 PM
I think that is how they manage to do a full days work...

Cripps_orig
04-04-2013, 02:20 PM
That's muggles in the pic?

Explains a lot

LDG
04-04-2013, 02:20 PM
Really? :faint:

@letterds

GP
04-04-2013, 02:50 PM
Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.
Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca es en bigote grande, perro, manteca.
Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño, cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno.
Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, bigote de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

Xhaka Can’t
04-04-2013, 02:55 PM
Ci.

Letters
04-04-2013, 02:59 PM
Where is the library. My name is T-Bone the disco spider.
Disco, doll, the library is in big mustache, dog, lard.
Lard, mustache, huge, little head is snow, beer is good.
Good morning, I like cold potatoes, goat's mustache is Cameron Diaz.


:unsure:

GP
04-04-2013, 03:07 PM
:gp:

GP
04-04-2013, 05:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uer5Gk_y-8&feature=player_embedded

Letters
05-04-2013, 10:12 AM
Deadline day! :popcorn:

Shaqiri Is Boss
05-04-2013, 10:16 AM
http://e0.365dm.com/11/11/660x350/Jim-WhiteSSN-IPad-app-26915_2679777.jpg?20111118110647

Breaking News ladies and gentleman. Letters has been sacked. More on this as we get it...

Shaqiri Is Boss
05-04-2013, 10:19 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

Now over to our colleague at Stoke's training ground...

Booooooo. Eeeersenal scum. Wenger!

Shaqiri Is Boss
05-04-2013, 10:21 AM
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1566459.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Harry+Redknapp+gives+an+interview+from+his+car.jpg

Aw he's a triffic poster with a triffic attitude. I tried to sign him at Goonersworld but Trina wasn't having any of it so I got Crouchy instead.

Letters
05-04-2013, 10:28 AM
:lol: Nothing will get sorted out today. I'll come in next week and hope they sort it out then and backdate it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaiSHcHM0PA

tbh

Letters
05-04-2013, 09:35 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-Katie-Price-Peter/dp/B000JU8FXK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1365193136&sr=8-1&keywords=katie+price+and+peter+andre+a+whole+new+w orld+album

:haha: at the reviews

Cripps_orig
05-04-2013, 09:57 PM
15 days off work has gone far too quick.

Was supposed to have tomorrow off as well but they called me in.

****s

LDG
06-04-2013, 09:38 AM
Saturday :dance:

Beer :dance:

Pizza :dance:

dazthegooner
06-04-2013, 09:54 AM
Sounds great if I had money would be doing the same :(

Marc Overmars
06-04-2013, 09:56 AM
No beer this weekend. Been shitfaced a lot recently and trying to save little bit money.

Letters
06-04-2013, 10:09 AM
You're always shit faced.

lolz.

Marc Overmars
06-04-2013, 10:19 AM
You're 5 ft 4.

Letters
06-04-2013, 10:30 AM
:tumbleweed:

*waits for punchline*

GP
06-04-2013, 10:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtU2HzO9fJ0

Xhaka Can’t
06-04-2013, 11:34 AM
Putting a bet on 3 horses - Sunshine, Moonlight & Good Times.

If they don't win I'll blame it on the bookie.

Xhaka Can’t
07-04-2013, 10:02 PM
I've got £126.52 worth of Nectar points.

Can anyone beat that?

Letters
08-04-2013, 08:51 AM
Out of contract :popcorn:

PGFC
08-04-2013, 09:25 AM
Appalling how the little people are treated these days :sulk:

Have you just been overlooked?

GP
08-04-2013, 10:04 AM
Letters to JSA on a Bosman free.

Letters
08-04-2013, 10:10 AM
£53 a week :bow:


:(

GP
08-04-2013, 10:25 AM
Have you thought about getting into advertising?

http://blog.domedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/picture-1.png

LDG
08-04-2013, 10:56 AM
£53 a week :bow:


:(

At least you have the internet! Still down, and email :doh:

BTW, me and mrs LDG are heading to the pins on saturday to watch the game...not attending the match, but will be about for pre-match beers :beer:

Letters
08-04-2013, 11:21 AM
Wow. That's massively rubbish.

Don't think I can meet on Saturday :(. Have to sort some stuff out with dad re the joint account we had for the season tickets and have to get back afterwards 'cos I've got plans in the evening.

Letters
09-04-2013, 08:26 AM
They're filming Dr Who in Trafalgar Square!
None of the stars were there though, they had stand-ins so maybe filming some stunt. And the TARDIS was suspended from a crane.

WMUG
09-04-2013, 08:28 AM
GW is now blocked in China :haha:

Letters
09-04-2013, 08:29 AM
Umm. But...aren't you in China?

GP
09-04-2013, 08:34 AM
Umm. But...aren't you in China?

I guess he found a chink in their armour.

WMUG
09-04-2013, 08:36 AM
Wahey!

As for how I'm on here, tunnel.

Letters
09-04-2013, 08:38 AM
I guess he found a chink in their armour.
:rimshot:


I thought they controlled all that interwebby stuff through the Great Firewall of China (that isn't a joke. well, it sort of is, but a geeky one, China do have one which restricts t'internet)

WMUG
09-04-2013, 08:44 AM
:rimshot:


I thought they controlled all that interwebby stuff through the Great Firewall of China (that isn't a joke. well, it sort of is, but a geeky one, China do have one which restricts t'internet)
They do. Hence the tunnel.

WMUG
09-04-2013, 08:45 AM
:rimshot:


I thought they controlled all that interwebby stuff through the Great Firewall of China (that isn't a joke. well, it sort of is, but a geeky one, China do have one which restricts t'internet)
They do. Hence the tunnel.

Letters
09-04-2013, 08:47 AM
Surprised it's that easy to circumvent.
And nice to know that GW is part of the fight against communism and dictatorship. Solidarity, brother.

WMUG
09-04-2013, 09:03 AM
As long as you leave your home computer on, you can get on the internet from there.

Need to turn the tunnel off now, left it running overnight which makes it slooooooowwww as fuck.

Cya :lol:

Injury Time
09-04-2013, 09:16 AM
Surprised it's that easy to circumvent.
And nice to know that GW is part of the fight against communism and dictatorship. Solidarity, brother.

Letters :wave: :rose:

WMUG
09-04-2013, 09:24 AM
Hmm. Appears the block was only temporary. Odd.

Letters
09-04-2013, 12:27 PM
It's Matt Smith filming in Trafalggar Square btw, with his lovely assistant.

PGFC
09-04-2013, 12:34 PM
Contract neggotiations ggoingg well then?

Letters
09-04-2013, 12:50 PM
:lol:

It was lunchtime :p


And no :(

PGFC
09-04-2013, 12:54 PM
Sorry, I'd heard you were after a few more g's

:run:

LDG
09-04-2013, 01:03 PM
So, after BT had unwittingly turned off our broadband line, which took them three days to reopen, a further 3 working days for the broadband provider to hit their switch, and a further wait for our provider ofvthat provider to do their bit....BT have again switched our line off by mistake, and we have to start again.

Nearly two weeks without a broadband connection, no email and no internet....fucking joke!

PGFC
09-04-2013, 01:07 PM
Oh.

No porn for two weeks? sue the feckers.

talking of porn...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22079232

Servalan :bow:

LDG
09-04-2013, 01:13 PM
Nah, this is the business broadband! :lol:

Never knew their service was this bad!

Letters
09-04-2013, 01:32 PM
Eel be back...

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/09/man-hospitalised-with-live-eel-stuck-up-his-bum-3589255/

:sick:

GP
09-04-2013, 01:32 PM
I hate when that happens.

LDG
09-04-2013, 02:29 PM
Internets is back!!! :bow:

:woohoo:

Letters
09-04-2013, 02:37 PM
Productivity :rose:

GP
09-04-2013, 02:37 PM
Internets is back!!! :bow:

:woohoo:

http://i.qkme.me/352ov8.jpg

Master Splinter
10-04-2013, 07:55 AM
It's Matt Smith filming in Trafalggar Square btw, with his lovely assistant.

Gordon Strachan?

WMUG
10-04-2013, 08:34 AM
http://i.qkme.me/352ov8.jpg

:lol:

What's that from originally?

LDG
10-04-2013, 09:35 AM
:tiphat:

:yawn:

Letters
10-04-2013, 09:37 AM
:tiphat:

Oh well. Even if they do kick me out after 3 months at least I'll have some fun during them, just got a formal invite to some jolly important conference in Dubai in May

#hotterthanthesun

Great British Taxpayer :bow:

LDG
10-04-2013, 09:40 AM
Ah...I missed out on all of that....you got the three month "gardening" package did you?

Marc Overmars
10-04-2013, 09:42 AM
Taking the money and jetting off to the Middle East?

Letters. :lol:

Awful mercenary.

LDG
10-04-2013, 09:51 AM
Taking the money and jetting off to the Middle East?

Letters. :lol:

Awful mercenary.

He should just buy Stan out tbf, rather than keeping his ill gotten gains in the UAE :sulk:

Letters
10-04-2013, 09:52 AM
It's more that bigger things are going on - reviews of resourcing which go right to the top of the BC - which make it harder to commit to me longer term at the moment.

In practise they're going to need me for the next couple of years at least anyway - the thing in Dubai is about a project which will go on at least that long. It's just maddeningly slow to get anything sorted out here.

Still not signed da ting, the ball's in their court.

dazthegooner
10-04-2013, 09:54 AM
Moaning :tiphat:

Letters
10-04-2013, 09:58 AM
Daz :tiphat:

GP
10-04-2013, 10:00 AM
Moaning :tiphat:

Nah you want AFC debate for that.

dazthegooner
10-04-2013, 10:01 AM
Maybe after Saturday :)

Letters
10-04-2013, 10:07 AM
Nah, we're in our end of season "doing just enough to scrape top 4" mode.

dazthegooner
10-04-2013, 10:09 AM
I have a feeling we'll get top three again!

GP
10-04-2013, 10:10 AM
We go 3rd with a win on Saturday :lol:

LDG
10-04-2013, 10:14 AM
We go 3rd with a win on Saturday :lol:

Wenger :bow:

Letters
10-04-2013, 10:16 AM
*Zimm buys Norwich Scarf*

dazthegooner
10-04-2013, 10:25 AM
Well if we can't beat Norwich we might as well call it a day...

Marc Overmars
10-04-2013, 10:33 AM
Fatty Holt will eat us again.

LDG
10-04-2013, 10:34 AM
Well if we can't beat Norwich we might as well call it a day...

I vote Saturday!

Xhaka Can’t
10-04-2013, 10:59 AM
I have the Park Lane sticker for McDonalds Monopoly.

If anyone has Mayfair, I'm willing to club together with them and split the £50k.

PM me if interested.

LDG
10-04-2013, 11:16 AM
I have the Park Lane sticker for McDonalds Monopoly.

If anyone has Mayfair, I'm willing to club together with them and split the £50k.

PM me if interested.

No, but I do have a free nuggets instant win, if anyone fat is interested?

Marc Overmars
10-04-2013, 11:37 AM
I have Mayfair but I think I'll take my chances of securing Park Lane.

LDG
10-04-2013, 11:38 AM
I have Mayfair but I think I'll take my chances of securing Park Lane.

I'll buy it from you for £24000

Letters
10-04-2013, 12:02 PM
No, but I do have a free nuggets instant win, if anyone fat is interested?
You had me at "free"

:patrice:

Marc Overmars
10-04-2013, 02:27 PM
20 degree mini heatwave next week apparently. :faint:

PGFC
10-04-2013, 02:36 PM
:patrice: That'll be our Summer then and Cripps will be miserable, double joy

Letters
10-04-2013, 03:20 PM
20 degree mini heatwave next week apparently. :faint:

My balloon flight is re-booked for then so hope so.
Come on summer :scarf:

Syn
10-04-2013, 04:30 PM
17 degrees expected on Sunday. Hoping someone takes the plunge and decides to have a rofl bbq. Given the long period of sub-zero shit, this is as dramatic as it gets. This is the last minute winner to get us into the semi finals. They said it would never happen. We showed them.

Cripps_orig
10-04-2013, 06:33 PM
:patrice: That'll be our Summer then and Cripps will be miserable, double joy

Pretty much

PGFC
11-04-2013, 09:14 AM
Moist this morning and not in any good way either <_<

Marc Overmars
11-04-2013, 09:18 AM
Rain isn't so bad when its not freezing at least.

Letters
11-04-2013, 11:11 AM
:ilt:

Stress!

Injury Time
11-04-2013, 11:22 AM
:ilt:

Stress!
:console: contract?

PGFC
11-04-2013, 11:31 AM
Cake or Chocolate?

Injury Time
11-04-2013, 11:34 AM
Cake or Chocolate?

Chocolate cake, FFS noobs ;)

Letters
11-04-2013, 11:36 AM
:console: contract?
Ha. Actually no. That's been sorted. Not what I wanted but better than nothing. No more money but they are extending for 2 years rather than 3 months. The money can maybe be reviewed at another juncture.

The stress was about booking some flights - trying to combine a work trip with some holiday - had to book my flights through our internal portal and MrsL's through SkyScanner making sure we're on the same flight out but different ones home as she's going home earlier when my work things start.

All kinds of arseache with our portal and then my card got declined :doh:
Called Barclays and the people I booked with and I think it's in hand but would be happier when they've confirmed it.

PGFC
11-04-2013, 11:39 AM
Have some cake.

Letters
11-04-2013, 11:49 AM
I can't afford it :(

PGFC
11-04-2013, 11:57 AM
:hug: :(

Injury Time
11-04-2013, 01:04 PM
Ha. Actually no. That's been sorted. Not what I wanted but better than nothing. No more money but they are extending for 2 years rather than 3 months. The money can maybe be reviewed at another juncture.

The stress was about booking some flights - trying to combine a work trip with some holiday - had to book my flights through our internal portal and MrsL's through SkyScanner making sure we're on the same flight out but different ones home as she's going home earlier when my work things start.

All kinds of arseache with our portal and then my card got declined :doh:
Called Barclays and the people I booked with and I think it's in hand but would be happier when they've confirmed it.
Ah right executive stress, I retract my :console: and advance a :violin: ;)

Injury Time
11-04-2013, 01:06 PM
I can't afford it :(

I'll do you ## a special rate on Saturday :mwah:

Letters
11-04-2013, 03:31 PM
:run:

LDG
11-04-2013, 03:43 PM
:wave:

What a shite day.

Ah well. Soon be the weekend!

Beer tomorrow.

Beer in the Pins on Saturday.

Awesome weekend :dance:

PGFC
12-04-2013, 08:18 AM
Friday :partytime:

Letters
12-04-2013, 08:55 AM
WAH!

Tried to get in, spent about 15 minutes at Arnos Grove with severe delays, thought "sod this" and came home again.

PGFC
12-04-2013, 08:57 AM
:sulk: Public sector shirkers.