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Letters
20-09-2013, 06:48 AM
SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!

http://www.sarahcheeselady.com/

Xhaka Can’t
20-09-2013, 07:23 AM
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/09/19/after-woman-finds-offensive-phrase-inside-bottle-cap-coca-cola-cancels-canadian-promotion/

:haha:

Munchies
20-09-2013, 07:41 AM
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/09/19/after-woman-finds-offensive-phrase-inside-bottle-cap-coca-cola-cancels-canadian-promotion/

:haha:

:lol:

Letters
20-09-2013, 08:21 AM
Friday :bow:

LDG
20-09-2013, 09:20 AM
Friday :bow:

More importantly....

Sunny Friday :bow:

AND

Half day :bow:

:beer:

Letters
20-09-2013, 09:41 AM
Clients :lol:


:ilt:

LDG
20-09-2013, 09:41 AM
12th September?

Marc Overmars
20-09-2013, 09:46 AM
Won a tenner on a scratchcard this morning.

Good start to the weekend tbf.

Letters
20-09-2013, 09:48 AM
12th September?

No. This is a new thing.

Slovenian :lol:
Awlful language.

WMUG
20-09-2013, 09:49 AM
Can uni hurry up and start? Kthx

I'm going stagnant here.

WMUG
20-09-2013, 09:49 AM
No. This is a new thing.

Slovenian :lol:
Awlful language.

I can order a hot chocolate in Slovenian :cool:

PGFC
20-09-2013, 09:51 AM
I could arrange to have you murdered by Slovenians :good:

Letters
20-09-2013, 09:57 AM
I can order a hot chocolate in Slovenian :cool:
That AND play the ukulele? You're a real fanny magnet fella.


That sentence also works without the word 'magnet'.

Anyway. Apparently the translation of
"Filter list of exam in Slovenia"
isn't
"Seznam izpitov na voljo v Slovenia"

Because "Slovenia" can be spelt different ways depending on the sense of the sentence :doh:
Grr.

WMUG
20-09-2013, 10:01 AM
Sounds like title dative's causing you some problems there :geek:

Have you ever tried to learn German?

Letters
20-09-2013, 10:02 AM
No. How many words do you need for "The"? One. That's how many.
:angry:

LDG
20-09-2013, 10:06 AM
You are going on zee list.

Shaqiri Is Boss
20-09-2013, 10:07 AM
Das Boot.

Good film.

Letters
20-09-2013, 10:08 AM
Die, WMUG, die. <_<




That's English.

WMUG
20-09-2013, 10:13 AM
No. How many words do you need for "The"? One. That's how many.
:angry:

Nah. 6 is the way to go, with 16 separate usages.

Same goes for a, my, your (all 3 versions), his, her (same spelling as one of the 'your's), our and their.

WMUG
20-09-2013, 10:13 AM
Sounds like title dative's causing you some problems there :geek:

Have you ever tried to learn German?Title dative :lol:

I meant 'the', ironically.

LDG
20-09-2013, 10:17 AM
Why are you replying to yourself?

Letters
20-09-2013, 10:18 AM
Nah. 6 is the way to go, with 16 separate usages.

Same goes for a, my, your (all 3 versions), his, her (same spelling as one of the 'your's), our and their.
While we're here...
Tables aren't female. Or male.
<_<

PGFC
20-09-2013, 10:29 AM
Is it lunch time yet? :(

Letters
20-09-2013, 10:30 AM
Fish and chip Friday :bow:


Catholics :bow:

Marc Overmars
20-09-2013, 12:09 PM
I would like Fish n Chips today.

Hey guyz, curry sauce with the chips?

Hell yeah or WTF are you doing you sick ****?

Xhaka Can’t
20-09-2013, 12:31 PM
Just had fish chips and mushy peas for lunch.

PGFC
20-09-2013, 12:36 PM
Hell yeah, curry sauce is peng.

now, you made me do that, damn your eyes

Syn
20-09-2013, 12:41 PM
I know somebody who carries green chillies with him in his coat pocket so that if he's out for lunch or dinner he can have them raw with his food.

So pay extra for your curry sauce if you must. But you'll never be as Indian as that guy.

GP
20-09-2013, 12:44 PM
I know somebody who carries green chillies with him in his coat pocket so that if he's out for lunch or dinner he can have them raw with his food.

So pay extra for your curry sauce if you must. But you'll never be as Indian as that guy.

It's you, isn't it?

PGFC
20-09-2013, 12:44 PM
:sulk: It should be Chinese curry sauce on chips, never Indian.

WMUG
20-09-2013, 01:31 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/Joeview/GWisdown.png

LDG
20-09-2013, 01:45 PM
Chips + salt.

/chish n fips

Shaqiri Is Boss
20-09-2013, 01:51 PM
Gravy.

LDG
20-09-2013, 01:58 PM
Northern monkey.

If we're talking fish with chips, fuck off with sauce.

I can understand if it's chips on their own. Fair enough. Swamp the cunts in sauce.

But don't fuck with my battered cod.

Fuming.

Marc Overmars
20-09-2013, 02:03 PM
Gravy.

+1

I only discovered chips and gravy was a thing when I went to Uni.

Letters
20-09-2013, 02:04 PM
Ketchup :bow:

LDG
20-09-2013, 02:07 PM
Only 10 yr olds have ketchup.

Unless with onion rings.

Or toad in the hole.

Shaqiri Is Boss
20-09-2013, 02:08 PM
Tomato sauce with Toad in the hole?

Gravy.

Letters
20-09-2013, 02:08 PM
Chips without ketchup?
GTFO :sulk:

LDG
20-09-2013, 02:11 PM
Tomato sauce with Toad in the hole?

Gravy.

Northern monkey.

Gravy = Roast Dinner

/////////

LDG
20-09-2013, 02:11 PM
Chips without ketchup?
GTFO :sulk:

:sick:

Why?

It has sugar in it.

Why would you want sugar on your chips?

Letters
20-09-2013, 02:12 PM
:sick:

Why?

It has sugar in it.

Why would you want sugar on your chips?
Your face has sugar in it :sulk:

Ollie the Optimist
20-09-2013, 02:12 PM
plain chips :bow:

LDG
20-09-2013, 02:13 PM
plain chips :bow:

Simple is, as simple does.

WMUG
20-09-2013, 02:14 PM
I want fish and chips now. :(

One of the best places in London up the road, but I can't be bothered :(

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
20-09-2013, 02:14 PM
^ boring pricks

http://www.mccormickflavoursolutions.co.uk/~/media/McCormick%20for%20Chefs%20UK/Products/Hammonds_Burger_Sauce.ashx

Thank you and goodnight.

Shaqiri Is Boss
20-09-2013, 02:16 PM
Northern monkey.

Gravy = Roast Dinner

/////////

I didn't realise it was such a northern thing.

You'll be saying you don't like jelly in pork pies next.

Letters
20-09-2013, 02:19 PM
Jelly :sick:

Xhaka Can’t
20-09-2013, 02:25 PM
:sulk: It should be Chinese curry sauce on chips, never Indian.

^^^This^|^

PGFC
20-09-2013, 02:25 PM
^ boring pricks

http://www.mccormickflavoursolutions.co.uk/~/media/McCormick%20for%20Chefs%20UK/Products/Hammonds_Burger_Sauce.ashx

Thank you and goodnight.

:sulk: that's worse than anything Cripps has done.

Marc Overmars
20-09-2013, 02:27 PM
:sick:

Why?

It has sugar in it.

Why would you want sugar on your chips?
Thank you.

I don't have ketchup with my chips either which people find weird.

PGFC
20-09-2013, 02:27 PM
I want fish and chips now. :(

One of the best places in London up the road, but I can't be bothered :(

Toffs :sulk:

Transplanted Gooner
20-09-2013, 02:29 PM
Poutine.
End of Conversation.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR !!

PGFC
20-09-2013, 02:30 PM
Northern monkey.

If we're talking fish with chips, fuck off with sauce.

I can understand if it's chips on their own. Fair enough. Swamp the cunts in sauce.

But don't fuck with my battered cod.

Fuming.

Are you mad? Cod n curry sauce is magnificent.

PGFC
20-09-2013, 02:31 PM
Poutine.
End of Conversation.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR !!

God bless French Canadians, giving village idiots all over the rest of the world someone to :pal: at :good:

Xhaka Can’t
20-09-2013, 02:32 PM
Poutine.
End of Conversation.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR !!

The only good thing to ever come out of Quebec

WMUG
20-09-2013, 02:43 PM
Toffs :sulk:

Indeed. :bow:

Letters
20-09-2013, 02:51 PM
http://www.thedrum.com/stuff/2013/09/20/bbc-pixel-fault-gives-nigel-farage-hitler-tash

:haha:

LDG
20-09-2013, 03:12 PM
Are you mad? Cod n curry sauce is magnificent.

I am mad.

But that doesn't matter in this context.

It's 1am and time for my bath for Lords sake.

PGFC
20-09-2013, 03:43 PM
Ah, Carry on.


NURSE!!

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
20-09-2013, 10:28 PM
Dominos.

Nom nom.

Xhaka Can’t
20-09-2013, 11:50 PM
The dominos box tastes better than it's soggy, limp and bland contents.

WMUG
21-09-2013, 12:09 AM
Innit. Pizza Hut :bow:

Munchies
21-09-2013, 09:37 AM
Just went to Tesco in the morning, on my way back, saw a little medium sized dog who was near my house without a lead or anything on the other side of the pavement. It's staring at me , and I looked at it whilst I'm going, and then it suddenly made a run for me whilst barking :haha: , luckily I got away , was literally near my leg :unsure:

PGFC
21-09-2013, 09:44 AM
Pussy.

Marc Overmars
21-09-2013, 10:57 AM
:(

The :) belonged to my brother. Bastard.

Munchies
21-09-2013, 10:59 AM
:(

The :) belonged to my brother. Bastard.

He who is what ?? :unsure:

WMUG
21-09-2013, 11:07 AM
He who is what ?? :unsure:

His bro got sexed.

GP
21-09-2013, 12:41 PM
Just asked Siri "surely it's not going to rain today". Siri said "it is and don't call me Surely".

Forgot to my take phone off Airplane mode.

Munchies
21-09-2013, 05:44 PM
Apple products are shit GP , Get an Android !

Also my old gf privatised her instagram :doh:

GP
21-09-2013, 05:45 PM
Apple products are shit GP , Get an Android !

:doh:

Munchies
21-09-2013, 06:50 PM
:doh:

Probably because I can download everything off the store for free I guess :geek:

LDG
21-09-2013, 06:51 PM
Oreo dairymilk :o

:faint:

Munchies
21-09-2013, 06:52 PM
Oreo dairymilk :o

:faint:

Haven't eaten it yet :(

GP
21-09-2013, 06:54 PM
Probably because I can download everything off the store for free I guess :geek:

:doh:

Munchies
21-09-2013, 06:55 PM
Have a essay statement that I had all summer to do for next week, gave myself today to do it, haven't done it.

Tomorrow I guess :ilt:

Munchies
21-09-2013, 06:55 PM
:doh:

I also have an iPad :getcoat:

:blah:

GP
21-09-2013, 06:56 PM
I give up :lol:

Munchies
21-09-2013, 06:57 PM
:lol:

LDG
21-09-2013, 07:08 PM
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!

Munchies
21-09-2013, 07:19 PM
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!

What size is the bra ? ##

Syn
21-09-2013, 07:36 PM
Just asked Siri "surely it's not going to rain today". Siri said "it is and don't call me Surely".

Forgot to my take phone off Airplane mode.

Even with airplane mode on I think that wording would confuse Siri. You need to ask "is it going to rain today?".

Hope solves your problem.

V-Pig
21-09-2013, 08:16 PM
Poor old Munchies.

He never has an ongoing joke fail at home.

Munchies
21-09-2013, 08:24 PM
Poor old Munchies.

He never has an ongoing joke fail at home.

Give me some of that GW Prozac man

PGFC
21-09-2013, 09:48 PM
Just asked Siri "surely it's not going to rain today". Siri said "it is and don't call me Surely".

Forgot to my take phone off Airplane mode.


Even with airplane mode on I think that wording would confuse Siri. You need to ask "is it going to rain today?".

Hope solves your problem.


Syn, comedy genius :bow:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
22-09-2013, 12:38 AM
Steak at 1am :bow:

Munchies
22-09-2013, 09:40 AM
Steak at 1am :bow:

:bow: Your gonna feel like shit in the morning though

milla
22-09-2013, 05:25 PM
Hate this board when everything is rosy and good, dead quiet. :coffee:

Letters
23-09-2013, 09:20 AM
3 day week :bow:

LDG
23-09-2013, 09:23 AM
<_<

5 day week :(

Got to attend a bank dinner on Wednesday too.

I hate networking :(

Ollie the Optimist
23-09-2013, 09:48 AM
Top of the league :bow:

spurs fans claiming they are joint top :haha:

this is what mondays are for

Letters
23-09-2013, 10:17 AM
Joint top :lol:

Yeah. Liverpool were joint champions in 1989 :rolleyes:

Ollie the Optimist
23-09-2013, 10:18 AM
we know what spurs are like though. on their offical honours list, they have actually got the norwich hopstial cup (joint winners) on it. pathetic bunch

Xhaka Can’t
23-09-2013, 10:18 AM
Four day week!!!

WMUG
23-09-2013, 10:39 AM
Four day week!!!

Just got my uni timetable.

Every week being a four day week :bow:

Letters
23-09-2013, 10:44 AM
Enjoy those student fees

Daddy :pal:

Xhaka Can’t
23-09-2013, 10:46 AM
Just got my uni timetable.

Every week being a four day week :bow:

Good luck. What is the course?

Marc Overmars
23-09-2013, 11:31 AM
Man, what I'd give to be a fresher again. :(

LDG
23-09-2013, 12:19 PM
I'd just like to be abou 5 years younger again to take advantage of them all ##

Trust me MO. If you're still single at about 28 / 29, you'll be like a pig in shit.

WMUG
23-09-2013, 12:30 PM
Enjoy those student fees

Daddy :pal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTlXBIS_hE

<_<


Good luck. What is the course?

French and German. With little bit linguistics.

Employability ftw :cool:

:crying:

Munchies
23-09-2013, 01:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTlXBIS_hE

<_<



French and German. With little bit linguistics.

Employability ftw :cool:

:crying:

Haha nice, I got a D in French at GCSE :doh:

You can do alot of things with that course :good:

Letters
23-09-2013, 01:05 PM
I got a C :cool:

My French vocab was (and still is) #decent but I could never get the hang of grammar.
Mostly 'cos I don't understand English grammar which does make learning other languages difficult.

LDG
23-09-2013, 01:08 PM
B :cool:

Bonjour :tiphat:

WMUG
23-09-2013, 01:10 PM
A*

Daddy :bow:

Unbelievably easy exams :bow:

Letters
23-09-2013, 01:12 PM
Formidable <_<

Munchies
23-09-2013, 01:12 PM
:lol: For my writing assignment, I just translated loads of shit from the net and for the listening, I just ticked random boxes. My speaking went well though as I prepared it beforehand and literally memorised it. I've always been annoyed at myself for not bothering with it really, but oh well, don't need it. A mate of mine took it to A-level, and he can literally translate anything , though he could just be saying BS and I'd not know.

I got A*s in Biology/Geography and IT though :geek:

LDG
23-09-2013, 01:13 PM
How can you have Biology/Geography?

Munchies
23-09-2013, 01:15 PM
How can you have Biology/Geography?

Biology and Geography :lol:

Letters
23-09-2013, 01:17 PM
How'd ya do in English?

Munchies
23-09-2013, 01:18 PM
B :getcoat:

Munchies
23-09-2013, 01:20 PM
Also tbf, your grades mean just as much if not more now, grade inflation and all that

Letters
23-09-2013, 01:21 PM
Yeah. Well I got a D :cool:

:(

Had to re-sit it in sixth form to get into Uni.

I blame the teaching tbh, 'cos now I right very well England. :p

Munchies
23-09-2013, 01:24 PM
Yeah. Well I got a D :cool:

:(

Had to re-sit it in sixth form to get into Uni.

I blame the teaching tbh, 'cos now I right very well England. :p

I know what you mean man, before GCSEs my old teacher put me in the highest set in the class and English just came very naturally to me and was my best subject.

But fast forward to GCSE time, had a new teacher in who was shit and never checked any of my work or gave any feedback on how to improve or anything. She also gave me a really shit mark on the speaking part of the exam, like a D (not sure if that was present back then ? ) , and its like ffs, I can speak English you bitch. Came very close to getting a C, but luckily I just scraped the B boundary. I'm more good at Science/Maths which is what I did to Alevels as its not subjective.

Letters
23-09-2013, 01:37 PM
One time a mate of mine - a straight A student - did some homework for me. We did it as an experiment to see if I'd still get a bad mark even though someone else had done the work. Still got a poor mark. I think I pretty much gave up after that. Showed that the teacher just didn't like me much and as English is so subjective it was clearly swaying his marking. Balls to it. That's why I got on better with maths 'cos if you're right, you're right and there's no arguing about it.

I used to love reading when I was at Primary School but English at school rather killed the joy for me, it was only when I started commuting and had time to kill I re-discovered a love of reading

School :p

WMUG
23-09-2013, 01:58 PM
My accommodation costs more than I get in maintenance loans.

Interest free overdrafts :bow:

LDG
23-09-2013, 02:01 PM
My accommodation costs more than I get in maintenance loans.

Interest free overdrafts :bow:

Surely you can just sell one of the Rembrandt's?

Munchies
23-09-2013, 02:01 PM
My accommodation costs more than I get in maintenance loans.

Interest free overdrafts :bow:

What are you living in ? A palace ? :lol:

Just kidding, but yeah, make sure you stay on top of your finances, make a spreadsheet or something.

LDG
23-09-2013, 02:09 PM
What are you living in ? A palace ? :lol:



Don't be silly.

He can't live at home while going to Uni.

Syn
23-09-2013, 02:14 PM
Renting in London is ridiculous now compared to even 5 years ago. Can't save shit. Living the life since I moved away. Fucking BT infinity and everything. Bought a ferrero rocher pyramid the other day. Didn't even feel a pinch. Follow my lead lads.

WMUG
23-09-2013, 02:19 PM
What are you living in ? A palace ? :lol:

Just kidding, but yeah, make sure you stay on top of your finances, make a spreadsheet or something.

In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.

Ollie the Optimist
23-09-2013, 02:25 PM
In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.

going out, getting pissed every night, shagging some random girls. get to November. realise you have no money. count down days until next loan goes in



thats what students do apparently

Syn
23-09-2013, 02:27 PM
Ramsey FGS might pay your bills.

WMUG
23-09-2013, 02:41 PM
Ramsey FGS might pay your bills.

Or betting 250 quid on roulette twice, and getting very, very lucky, as my friend did. He pissed it up the wall on an Alienware laptop, though.

Munchies
23-09-2013, 02:53 PM
If you really end up needing money, you can look into working a day once a week or something at a supermarket.

(not that you'd want to, I tried doing a nightshift over Sainsbury this summer, but the fuckers were forcing me to do shifts on 3 days in a row which I didn't sign up for /couldn't do) . Left after a day. Got £100 in my bank , bulk of which was for an induction where I sat in a room for 6-7 hours :haha:

Munchies
23-09-2013, 02:57 PM
Oh and I also tried doing a job in an admin office for £6.21 p/h , had an itnerview, but the fuckers didn't give me the job.

Marc Overmars
23-09-2013, 03:06 PM
I got a Saturday job during uni. It was a nice little top up for when the student loan was pissed away.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-09-2013, 03:26 PM
If you really end up needing money, you can look into working a day once a week or something at a supermarket.

(not that you'd want to, I tried doing a nightshift over Sainsbury this summer, but the fuckers were forcing me to do shifts on 3 days in a row which I didn't sign up for /couldn't do) . Left after a day. Got £100 in my bank , bulk of which was for an induction where I sat in a room for 6-7 hours :haha:

Don't they have SU's or whatever they're called? Students usually work on campus pubs during term time.

Letters
23-09-2013, 03:29 PM
In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

tbh

WMUG
23-09-2013, 03:34 PM
I visited my friend at her uni in February. Her flatemate had been given her dad's credit card :doh:

Syn
23-09-2013, 03:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

tbh

:haha:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-09-2013, 05:14 PM
iOS 7 :doh:

V-Pig
23-09-2013, 07:46 PM
In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.

Mine was the same. But luckily I got some family help.

Eat all you can afford (nothing) and then go back home a malnourished, barely-conscious waif and tell them you couldn't afford to eat. Rub dirt in your face and soil yourself for maximum effect.

Xhaka Can’t
23-09-2013, 08:08 PM
One time a mate of mine - a straight A student - did some homework for me. We did it as an experiment to see if I'd still get a bad mark even though someone else had done the work. Still got a poor mark. I think I pretty much gave up after that. Showed that the teacher just didn't like me much and as English is so subjective it was clearly swaying his marking. Balls to it. That's why I got on better with maths 'cos if you're right, you're right and there's no arguing about it.

I used to love reading when I was at Primary School but English at school rather killed the joy for me, it was only when I started commuting and had time to kill I re-discovered a love of reading

School :p

When I emigrated to Ireland from Canada I started school in the last term of 4th year. My English Lit teacher told me to read a book that the class had just finished and were analysing. I never got round to reading it, I just listened to the bollox they were saying about it in class. When there was a test on it, I came 2nd in the class.

Just shows that Canadians are gooder at English then the Irish.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-09-2013, 10:37 PM
When I emigrated to Ireland from Canada I started school in the last term of 4th year. My English Lit teacher told me to read a book that the class had just finished and were analysing. I never got round to reading it, I just listened to the bollox they were saying about it in class. When there was a test on it, I came 2nd in the class.

Just shows that Canadians are gooder at English then the Irish.

:pal:

Xhaka Can’t
24-09-2013, 06:19 AM
Pretty much :(

LDG
24-09-2013, 08:36 AM
I want a holiday.

Still 4 months to wait.

Sodding off to Estonia for a long weekend next month, and I suppose we have Christmas.

Days are getting longer.

Summer over.

:ilt:

Letters
24-09-2013, 09:23 AM
After a misty start it's actually quite nice now.
Sumtumn...Autmer? :unsure:

LDG
24-09-2013, 09:25 AM
This is the last of it. Rain coming in towards the end of the week, and then it's all down hill from there.

Letters
24-09-2013, 09:29 AM
Doesn't look too bad in NY :cool:

And we've had a good run this year.

LDG
24-09-2013, 09:31 AM
I know.

I'm just in one of those moods.

I need something to look forward to.

Aside from the birth of my child, my marriage and multiple holidays, stag dos and a honeymoon next year.

It sucks! :angry:

PGFC
24-09-2013, 09:36 AM
:tiphat:

'Tis nice enough out there.

Letters
24-09-2013, 09:37 AM
I need something to look forward to.
The aqueduct?

milla
24-09-2013, 09:37 AM
I know.

I'm just in one of those moods.

I need something to look forward to.

Aside from the birth of my child, my marriage and multiple holidays, stag dos and a honeymoon next year.

It sucks! :angry:

Pics dude pics!! :gp:

Marc Overmars
24-09-2013, 09:40 AM
Starbucks hot chocolate. :cloud9:

LDG
24-09-2013, 09:41 AM
Pics dude pics!! :gp:

Come back in about 14 months :good:

Marc Overmars
24-09-2013, 09:43 AM
I want to see the honeymoon pics. ##

Letters
24-09-2013, 09:44 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24218528

tbh

LDG
24-09-2013, 09:46 AM
I want to see the honeymoon pics. ##

With the baby on the way....come back in about 5 years :(

Letters
24-09-2013, 09:47 AM
Wizard's sleeve, tbh

:run:

PGFC
24-09-2013, 09:51 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24218528

tbh

tbh I'd happily have sex with Frostrup on the TV, or the bed, or the floor

milla
24-09-2013, 09:51 AM
With the baby on the way....come back in about 5 years :(

Wait, you made an under age girl pregnant? :o

Letters
24-09-2013, 09:55 AM
:blink:

LDG
24-09-2013, 09:55 AM
Wizard's sleeve, tbh

:run:

You're obviously not considering just how much girth I have <_<





But yeah. It'll be like a flume.

LDG
24-09-2013, 09:57 AM
:blink:

:gp:

Letters
24-09-2013, 09:58 AM
You're obviously not considering just how much girth I have <_<





But yeah. It'll be like a flume.
:haha:

Pelvic floor excercises ftw

GP
24-09-2013, 09:59 AM
Gross

milla
24-09-2013, 10:13 AM
:gp:

forgive me for not being Mr Current Affair, are you still with the same lass you met 2-3 years ago? Congrats!

LDG
24-09-2013, 10:15 AM
forgive me for not being Mr Current Affair, are you still with the same lass you met 2-3 years ago? Congrats!

Yeah, same one.

WMUG
24-09-2013, 11:06 AM
Anyone remember any good WUF quotes?

Marc Overmars
24-09-2013, 11:32 AM
Quite nice outside. :cloud9:

LDG
24-09-2013, 11:42 AM
Anyone remember any good WUF quotes?

"Here's one of me and my band"

:unsure:

Letters
24-09-2013, 03:11 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-19/an-indian-police-reprimanded-after-arresting-man-from-drinking-/4967406

:lol: Indians.

Ollie the Optimist
24-09-2013, 07:01 PM
as some of you know, im running next years london marathon. any donations would be extremely kind and much appreciated :)

https://www.justgiving.com/OliverMicklem

Marc Overmars
24-09-2013, 07:19 PM
Awesome. Good luck. :tiphat:

LDG
25-09-2013, 08:43 AM
Business bro's: Is linkedin any good?

Letters
25-09-2013, 08:50 AM
Quite a lot of people seem to use it.


Friday
:patrice:

LDG
25-09-2013, 08:54 AM
<_<

Horrible week this week. No redeeming features.

What you doing with your time off?

Oh yeah...NYC

Enjoy.

<_<

Letters
25-09-2013, 09:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/10330414/iOS-7-users-destroy-iPhones-after-fake-waterproof-advert.html

:haha:

Marc Overmars
25-09-2013, 10:20 AM
3 months until Christmas. :unsure:

PGFC
25-09-2013, 10:25 AM
LDG - I'm on Linkedin, so no :) though I only joined to do some stalking :ninja:

LDG
25-09-2013, 10:27 AM
LDG - I'm on Linkedin, so no :) though I only joined to do some stalking :ninja:

Everyone keeps telling me I should use it, as it's good for my career.

Just seems like an arrogant facebook to me :unsure:

LDG
25-09-2013, 10:28 AM
3 months until Christmas. :unsure:

Or, exactly 13 weeks.

Christmas :bow:

Holidays are coming :bow:




Christmas names?

Marc Overmars
25-09-2013, 10:38 AM
Can't believe how quickly the year has gone.

Best time of year though Oct-Dec.

Festivities. :bow:

GP
25-09-2013, 12:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2RrtO5X.gif

PGFC
25-09-2013, 12:13 PM
:rolleyes: the gifs that keep on giving :bow:

LDG
25-09-2013, 02:11 PM
The most read / popular stories on BBC today:

1. Bondage and tea fear at village hall


Golly!

GP
25-09-2013, 02:15 PM
Racist.

Syn
25-09-2013, 02:24 PM
Wetherspoon in Holborn (and possibly everywhere) have 7.5% until midnight off all prices in order to show what it would be like if hospitality tax was lowered or summat. Just felt like saying nobody's going to give a fuck. Alchies gonna alchie.

Letters
25-09-2013, 02:46 PM
The most read / popular stories on BBC today:

1. Bondage and tea fear at village hall


Golly!

Adverts were published for an event to include spanking, flogging and "kink on a budget", served with tea and cakes at an unnamed south Cambridgeshire venue.
Tea and cakes, you say?
I'm in.

PGFC
25-09-2013, 02:49 PM
Tea and cakes, you say?
I'm in.

Loving your Maid Sarah nom-de-guerre though :good:

WMUG
25-09-2013, 06:40 PM
Got a new ukulele today :cool:

Shaqiri Is Boss
25-09-2013, 09:55 PM
Supermarket chain Asda apologises for upset caused by its sale of a fancy dress costume labelled "mental health patient"

:lol:

Letters
26-09-2013, 08:13 AM
Free Heathrow Wi-fi :bow:

PGFC
26-09-2013, 08:23 AM
:good: you could use it for some useful research


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNQNkMiZlY

Munchies
26-09-2013, 08:23 AM
Free Heathrow Wi-fi :bow:

:lol:

Have a safe and easy flight Mr and Mrs L :good: Have a great time

Munchies
26-09-2013, 08:26 AM
:good: you could use it for some useful research


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNQNkMiZlY

That's way over the top :haha:

LDG
26-09-2013, 08:46 AM
:wave:

Nice out :rolleyes:

Got so much work to do, I don't know where to start.

So I won't.

LDG
26-09-2013, 09:15 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24278768

Who are these nutcases?

PGFC
26-09-2013, 09:47 AM
They must be mental :good:

oh.

LDG
26-09-2013, 01:36 PM
Is that the infamous BristolGooner who has just signed up :lol:

Bristol :lol:

Awlful man pretending to be a woman.

Shaqiri Is Boss
26-09-2013, 01:40 PM
I thought it turned out to be Coney?


Though I've probably just made that up.

LDG
26-09-2013, 01:41 PM
I thought it turned out to be Coney?


Though I've probably just made that up.

Correct.

Although, he did have the tits for it, tbf.

LDG
26-09-2013, 04:00 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/24280766

WTF

:sick:

Letters
26-09-2013, 06:16 PM
Free NY train Wi-Fi :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
27-09-2013, 07:35 AM
Oh, a wise guy eh?v

LDG
27-09-2013, 08:38 AM
Friday :bow:

Payday :bow:

Beer day :bow:

Kebab day :bow:

Marc Overmars
27-09-2013, 08:43 AM
Friday :bow:

Payday :bow:

Beer day :bow:

Kebab day :bow:

Spot fucking on.

Although maybe replace Kebab day with Pizza day.

LDG
27-09-2013, 10:48 AM
MacMillan Coffee Morning :bow:

Cakes :bow:

Women trying to outdo each other :lol:

Rubbish flapjacks :pal:

My tummy :(

Marc Overmars
27-09-2013, 10:53 AM
I ate a 6 pack of iced buns this morning.

Now I feel little bit sick.

LDG
27-09-2013, 10:55 AM
I started off on a healthy foot, with my yogurt, seeds and fruit....but quickly moved on to a chocolate brownie, a homemade sausage roll and a scone with butter and jam :(

12 mile run again on Sunday, so that should fuck that all off.

GP
27-09-2013, 11:53 AM
I like sausage rolls more than almost everything.

If I lived near a Greggs, I'd be dead.

Munchies
27-09-2013, 12:00 PM
I had McDonalds the other day : burgers, fries, and a large shake.

So far so good today on that front. Just ate pasta from Tesco for lunch.

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-09-2013, 12:05 PM
I've had one McDonalds in about 4 years.

It was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten.


That being said, Sayers do a damned fine Bavarian Slice. But it'd probably be better for you to just inject the fat directly into your arteries.

Marc Overmars
27-09-2013, 12:14 PM
I like sausage rolls more than almost everything.

If I lived near a Greggs, I'd be dead.

There's Greggs down the road from where I work. Little bit self control is needed otherwise I'd be having chicken bakes and their dench cakes/donuts every day.

McDonalds. :lol:

Horrific.

Although their greasy breakfasts are quite the cure to a hangover I've found.

Munchies
27-09-2013, 12:16 PM
Depends what you order really, I only ever order the same 3-4 things from their menu :lol:

Their fries are pretty good though IMO

PGFC
27-09-2013, 12:22 PM
McDonalds double sausage and egg mcmuffin :cloud9:

Sometimes only a Big Mac & Large fries will do :shrug:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
27-09-2013, 12:38 PM
Depends what you order really, I only ever order the same 3-4 things from their menu :lol:

Their fries are pretty good though IMO

BK fries piss all over Maccy D's tbh.

Syn
27-09-2013, 01:11 PM
BK fries piss all over Maccy D's tbh.

Absolutely. McDonald's fries are long and flaccid. Much like Pele's penis.

LDG
27-09-2013, 01:31 PM
:lol:

KFC Fries FTW!

BK Burgers.

In terms of pastry goods. You can't get better than homemade IMO. But if we're pushing it, then Greggs Sausage Rolls do win heavily.

Marc Overmars
27-09-2013, 01:35 PM
Prefer chips from a chippy than any fast food joint.

LDG
27-09-2013, 01:37 PM
Prefer chips from a chippy than any fast food joint.

Well of course...

Love the crispy bits you get at the bottom of the chip wrapper that are all salty.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
27-09-2013, 01:59 PM
Beer chips :bow:

Letters
27-09-2013, 02:13 PM
Free Starbucks wifi :bow:

Off to Ground Zero in a bit

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
27-09-2013, 02:17 PM
Make sure to shout Allah Akbar at the top of your voice

They are supposed to like that kinda stuff

Transplanted Gooner
27-09-2013, 02:22 PM
McDonalds. :lol:
Horrific.
Although their greasy breakfasts are quite the cure to a hangover I've found.


McDonalds double sausage and egg mcmuffin :cloud9:
Sometimes only a Big Mac & Large fries will do :shrug:


Free Starbucks wifi :bow:
Off to Ground Zero in a bit

Hungover. Having the sausage and egg mcmuffin breakfast, enjoying the free mcdonalds wifi.

Oh, and Letters... Whilst you're here, find and try 'five guys' if you want burgers and fries.

GP
27-09-2013, 02:35 PM
Five Guys just opened here in Reading.

Seems expensive though.

Munchies
27-09-2013, 03:34 PM
Yep, all these restaurants over here who have their USP as a 'burger joint' are overpriced. I have one down the road, and its a big rip off.

You can get what they sell at normal restaurants at half the price really.

LDG
27-09-2013, 03:49 PM
Need pint.

PGFC
27-09-2013, 04:35 PM
Need pint.

A pint? that's nearly an armful...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxkrW8nR63o

Marc Overmars
27-09-2013, 04:54 PM
Yep, all these restaurants over here who have their USP as a 'burger joint' are overpriced. I have one down the road, and its a big rip off.

You can get what they sell at normal restaurants at half the price really.

Yeah, I'm all for a decent burger but I don't really see much of a difference when it comes to comparing the high end ones.

Munchies
27-09-2013, 07:46 PM
Fireman Cory Kalanick rescues an unconscious kitten from a burning house filled with smoke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjB_oVeq8Lo&feature=player_embedded

:bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-09-2013, 08:31 PM
Awww. Ulcer(s) on my tonsils. No fever or anything, so hopefully just ulcers and not anything worse.

Gargling salt water though :sick:

GP
27-09-2013, 08:33 PM
Sounds like Squaids.

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-09-2013, 08:37 PM
Nah.

I got that in the first Squaids Scare of '94.

Can't catch it twice.

Letters
28-09-2013, 12:16 AM
Free Applebees wifi :bow:

Frack me their ribs are awlsome.
Today has been great. Looking forward to the GW meetup Stateside tomorrow.

:patrice:

LDG
28-09-2013, 01:03 AM
Wifi everywhere.

Pretty amazing when you think about it.

Wifi. In New York. To think it was the smallest town in the world before 9/11

Keep bigging the internet up Letters! They'll crack one day!

WMUG
28-09-2013, 06:51 AM
Free train wifi :bow:

On my way to York. Uni, etc.

:) :( :) :( :crying: :( :)

Marc Overmars
28-09-2013, 09:35 AM
:(

GP
28-09-2013, 10:37 AM
Wank and a pot noodle?

LDG
28-09-2013, 11:09 AM
Wank and a pot noodle?

Sounds good to me!

Munchies
28-09-2013, 11:37 AM
Never really liked pot noodle for some reason, I like those instant noodle packs more.

Just came back from the park, as I ate some left over pizza for breakfast :doh:

Syn
28-09-2013, 11:57 AM
Free Applebees wifi :bow:

Frack me their ribs are awlsome.
Today has been great. Looking forward to the GW meetup Stateside tomorrow.

:patrice:

If you're going to the arsenal pub in NYC, give out some GW flyers. 'GW posters attract GW posters' (Syn, 2008).

Wow, two Internet arsenal legends in arseblog and letters in one week. Must be Christmas for all gooners in the C of NY.

Have a goodun.

WMUG
30-09-2013, 01:27 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7823211264/h74913571/

MissHandbag
30-09-2013, 08:13 AM
2 things: I can't post a picture on here anymore (shut up) Mind you I was trying from my phone
I got talent scouted yesterday which hasn't happened to me since I was in my teens - Very funny!

LDG
30-09-2013, 08:54 AM
Good morning.

Sort of.

Well....for a Monday.

Fuckin bollocks actually.

PGFC
30-09-2013, 08:56 AM
2 things: It's bloody Monday again
and :woohoo: the Circus must be back in town.

GP
30-09-2013, 09:28 AM
Did you guys hear about the circus fire?


It was in-tents...

Marc Overmars
30-09-2013, 09:43 AM
Monday. :(

Although I've got a good week ahead lined up. Going to the match tomorrow, start of our new 7 a side league on Thursday and my best mates birthday on Friday. :dance:

LDG
30-09-2013, 10:02 AM
Just been offered a ticket for tomorrow....such a pain to get away from work and up there though. Plus category A price :(

Marc Overmars
30-09-2013, 10:06 AM
Just been offered a ticket for tomorrow....such a pain to get away from work and up there though. Plus category A price :(

It's a B game though?

Unless you mean it's a seat in the upper tier.

LDG
30-09-2013, 10:09 AM
It's a B game though?

Unless you mean it's a seat in the upper tier.

Cheeky fucker has tried to fuck me then!

Definitely not lining his pockets now!

Marc Overmars
30-09-2013, 10:12 AM
:lol:

What a ****.

MissHandbag
30-09-2013, 11:08 AM
Did you guys hear about the circus fire?


It was in-tents...

Oh no you didn't you wannabe Letters you!

MissHandbag
30-09-2013, 11:11 AM
Just been offered a ticket for tomorrow....such a pain to get away from work and up there though. Plus category A price :(

What's he take you for a Napolese or something!

MissHandbag
30-09-2013, 11:14 AM
Letters get down from there! Want you to put a profile pic up for me please Handy's back!

LDG
30-09-2013, 11:32 AM
Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

MissHandbag
30-09-2013, 02:42 PM
Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"



I was gonna say that

Letters
30-09-2013, 07:22 PM
Did you guys hear about the circus fire?


It was in-tents...
You know the best way to kill a circus?
Go straight for the juggler.


(Free Starbucks wifi :bow:)

Flying home this evening.

Letters
01-10-2013, 11:24 AM
Home internet :bow:

Home :(

Ah well, had a nice time.

PGFC
01-10-2013, 11:29 AM
So, you come home and America closes, some coincidence maybe?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24343698