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PGFC
20-11-2013, 12:13 PM
Dear brown people, your country is shit.
No offence.

Love,
Letters

Sent from my Portapotty2


:hug:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-11-2013, 12:27 PM
Hull is the City of Culture for 2017.

Congrats Coney. :bow:

LDG
20-11-2013, 12:29 PM
It used to be another city of "c" words when Phil Brown was around.

Phil Browns Diaries :bow:

PGFC
20-11-2013, 12:30 PM
Hull is the City of Culture for 2017.

Congrats Coney. :bow:

It only got culture once He'd left it though...

McNamara That Ghost...
20-11-2013, 12:32 PM
He did the right thing for the good of the city.

Phil Brown. :haha:

Must've been his singing that secured it.

Letters
20-11-2013, 12:32 PM
:lol: Actually my bum hasn't exploded yet
It's just a bit crap here. I enjoyed the madness initially but now I'm in the office we end quite late as we're pretty much working UK hours, I went for a walk this morning and nothing was open and people kept bothering me (I think they knew somehow I wasn't a local...) and by the time I get home it's too late to go out and do anything, and I'm not sure there's loads to do anyway...and I'm a bit too scared to do it on my own :(

Marc Overmars
20-11-2013, 12:39 PM
Letters. :lol:

Awful freshie.

Munchies
20-11-2013, 12:42 PM
:lol: Actually my bum hasn't exploded yet
It's just a bit crap here. I enjoyed the madness initially but now I'm in the office we end quite late as we're pretty much working UK hours, I went for a walk this morning and nothing was open and people kept bothering me (I think they knew somehow I wasn't a local...) and by the time I get home it's too late to go out and do anything, and I'm not sure there's loads to do anyway...and I'm a bit too scared to do it on my own :(

Don't go out by yourself there

You'll get mugged or beaten up or taken hostage or something :lol:

LDG
20-11-2013, 12:43 PM
Curry :bow:

PGFC
20-11-2013, 12:55 PM
Don't go out by yourself there

You'll get mugged or beaten up or taken hostage or something :lol:

It would be for the best though, imagine the publicity for GW :good:

Do it, do it for us Letters.

Xhaka Can’t
20-11-2013, 12:55 PM
Had curry in the canteen for lunch. Chicken Tikka. Surprisingly good!

PGFC
20-11-2013, 12:57 PM
Letters. :lol:

Awful freshie.

Can't even bring himself to cop an opportunist shag from a desi honey...

Shaqiri Is Boss
20-11-2013, 01:02 PM
It would be for the best though, imagine the publicity for GW :good:

Do it, do it for us Letters.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18k1l18h8xyngjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

:whistle:

Xhaka Can’t
20-11-2013, 01:17 PM
It would be for the best though, imagine the publicity for GW :good:

Do it, do it for us Letters.

You are evil and cleverly devious.

If you start smoking crack, you could go on to great things.

PGFC
20-11-2013, 01:19 PM
Thanks, but I could never be fat or Canadian enough :good:

Letters
20-11-2013, 01:46 PM
Thanks, but I could never be fat or Canadian enough :good:

Gary's the mayor? :unsure:

LDG
20-11-2013, 01:55 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18k1l18h8xyngjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

:whistle:

:haha:

Letters
20-11-2013, 04:13 PM
Don't go out by yourself there

You'll get mugged or beaten up or taken hostage or something :lol:

I've been out a couple of times on my own and at times it doesn't feel safe. Tomorrow should be more fun, we're working closer to Indian hours so I'll get an evening and a colleage is going to take me out so I'll feel a bit less scared!

Letters
20-11-2013, 05:20 PM
Oh good! Another Indian wedding at the hotel today

:ilt:

PGFC
20-11-2013, 05:31 PM
Surely it's just a wedding?

Letters
20-11-2013, 05:34 PM
Not judging by the music, and don't call me Shirley :sulk:

Xhaka Can’t
20-11-2013, 06:27 PM
Oh good! Another Indian wedding at the hotel today

:ilt:


Surely it's just a wedding?

This.

PGFC
20-11-2013, 06:30 PM
Maybe He'll go out for an English later...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix9OP1i9UN8

Marc Overmars
20-11-2013, 06:39 PM
Goodness Gracious Me. :bow:

PGFC
20-11-2013, 06:40 PM
Bangramuffins :haha:

GP
20-11-2013, 11:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGnfKnfY6EM&feature=youtu.be

:haha:

PGFC
21-11-2013, 09:22 AM
:lol:

Thursday, should be in a good mood, not.

LDG
21-11-2013, 10:37 AM
Is it manflu?

It might be :(

PGFC
21-11-2013, 10:42 AM
5 day blood pressure monitoring, makes my blood boil :angry:

Japan Shaking All Over
21-11-2013, 01:32 PM
Got a two week extension on my four week contract at John Lewis HQ - couple if FT openings becoming available too.....hope this is 'turning the corner' time

Japan Shaking All Over
21-11-2013, 01:34 PM
Moved into a new flat Saturday, bed meant to be delivered Monday.....didn't get it till Wednesday!.....minus the bloody mattress!

PGFC
21-11-2013, 01:43 PM
Got a two week extension on my four week contract at John Lewis HQ - couple if FT openings becoming available too.....hope this is 'turning the corner' time

:good:

PGFC
21-11-2013, 01:44 PM
Moved into a new flat Saturday, bed meant to be delivered Monday.....didn't get it till Wednesday!.....minus the bloody mattress!


Welcome home :d

Letters
21-11-2013, 04:27 PM
http://io9.com/this-is-a-video-of-a-dolphin-masturbating-with-a-decapi-1463711897

There's something you don't see every day.i

Maestro
21-11-2013, 08:00 PM
what really happened to cripps? is he banned, did he leave of his own accord or escorted off the premises? why did he leave, what exactly happened and will he ever be coming/allowed back?

someone enlighten me please.

Xhaka Can’t
21-11-2013, 08:09 PM
Banned.

Munchies
21-11-2013, 08:12 PM
Not sure what happened, but I remember he and NQ were discussing something and then he got the banhammer, not sure what was said or anything though.

He got banned on the last board aswell, but came back to it.

He hasn't come back yet. A shame really tbf.

GP
21-11-2013, 08:16 PM
Nah

Marc Overmars
21-11-2013, 08:19 PM
He was a good guy.

Big fan of his, me.

GP
21-11-2013, 08:27 PM
itz funni coz hes akchully a dik LOL just LOL @ MOe

Master Splinter
21-11-2013, 08:31 PM
Do not forget we have also BOBN who can WUM there to a much more exceptional level.

Maestro
21-11-2013, 08:44 PM
Banned.

lifetime ban or is there a chance of return, coz tbh BOBN is just a poor man's Ferrari

http://totalcarmagazine.com/features/2013/11/03/the_poor_man_s_ferrari/

GP
21-11-2013, 10:15 PM
http://thechive.com/2012/02/01/guy-places-fast-food-order-in-a-manner-that-should-get-him-laid-video/

:lol:

Munchies
21-11-2013, 10:27 PM
http://thechive.com/2012/02/01/guy-places-fast-food-order-in-a-manner-that-should-get-him-laid-video/

:lol:

:lol:

Xhaka Can’t
21-11-2013, 11:23 PM
lifetime ban or is there a chance of return, coz tbh BOBN is just a poor man's Ferrari

http://totalcarmagazine.com/features/2013/11/03/the_poor_man_s_ferrari/

It depends I guess.

On who dies first, him or the mods.

GP
21-11-2013, 11:38 PM
win/win

Marc Overmars
21-11-2013, 11:47 PM
Leave him alone.

GP
22-11-2013, 12:00 AM
You're right.

Sorry, Gary.

PGFC
22-11-2013, 11:10 AM
Google :bow:

https://www.google.co.uk/

18.52 :d

GP
22-11-2013, 11:23 AM
8.37

PGFC
22-11-2013, 11:38 AM
Cripps was right.

LDG
22-11-2013, 12:03 PM
Cripps was right.

Was a right what?

Munchies
22-11-2013, 03:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OvhOIu-8HA

:lol:

PGFC
22-11-2013, 03:24 PM
wtf? :lol:

Letters
22-11-2013, 03:51 PM
MrsL :bow:

Özil's Panoramic View
22-11-2013, 07:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OvhOIu-8HA

:lol:

:blink:

Marc Overmars
23-11-2013, 11:36 AM
:)

Xhaka Can’t
23-11-2013, 12:19 PM
Congrats.

Letters
23-11-2013, 06:26 PM
Home sweet home :bow:

Syn
23-11-2013, 06:55 PM
Home sweet home :bow:

What - didn't know you went away. Where did you go?

Shaqiri Is Boss
23-11-2013, 07:00 PM
Leicester.

LDG
24-11-2013, 10:05 AM
:lol:

Welcome back Pateletters.

Lazy Sunday?

Nope. Going to the office, and then clearing out my folks loft :(

Rors
24-11-2013, 12:39 PM
I won't be attending this. Interesting choice of host too :lol: "They're ILLEGALLL!" etc.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ1Ws--IAAAdA3q.jpg

Rors
24-11-2013, 12:59 PM
Nice choice of t-shirt Mooro :lol: :bow: Shame 'Rewind The Film' itself is utter shite....

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ1onmJCcAAN4Ja.png:large

Rors
24-11-2013, 01:01 PM
It did make Number Six in Q's albums of the year list. Says a lot...

Rors
24-11-2013, 01:54 PM
:threaten: :banghead: :Iwilllethimoffthistime: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/poll/2013/nov/24/robbie-williams-edmiliband?CMP=twt_gu

Rors
24-11-2013, 01:56 PM
If only he had gone for 'Arseholes' instead :(

Letters
24-11-2013, 04:12 PM
Spurs :haha:

LDG
24-11-2013, 05:16 PM
Spurs :haha:

:gp:

Lollerz

Master Splinter
24-11-2013, 06:13 PM
£100m :haha:.

-3 :haha:.

PGFC
25-11-2013, 08:58 AM
Caught Mrs PGFC trying to pin a white ribbon on me jacket this morning, she won't make that mistake again, the stupid bitch :threaten:


Oh and https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1452478_10151752713497267_299733998_n.jpg

LDG
25-11-2013, 09:45 AM
Roflham Lolspurs.

I bet they're SIX to the back teeth of being in our shadow.

LDG
25-11-2013, 09:55 AM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s403x403/65012_481961905252008_2036757217_n.jpg

Marc Overmars
25-11-2013, 12:03 PM
Spurs. :lol:

1 month till Christmas. :dance:

LDG
25-11-2013, 12:32 PM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s403x403/946069_480390255413042_891817056_n.jpg

Syn
25-11-2013, 12:34 PM
:lol: genius.

Letters
25-11-2013, 12:55 PM
:yippee:

Well that was a bit of a mad scramble but managed to get Monty Python tickets

:patrice:

PGFC
25-11-2013, 12:58 PM
Apparently they all went in 43.5 seconds for the first show, all to the same tout probably :rolleyes:

Letters
25-11-2013, 01:03 PM
It was complete bollocks. They went on sale at 10am, I was refresh, refresh, refresh and then got to the page to book tickets and...they were all gone. It must be touts or bots or something <_<

Then the new dates started appearing and after a bit of re-trying I managed to get 2 for the Friday show.

Inevitably there are already plenty on Seatwave <_<

PGFC
25-11-2013, 02:43 PM
Long Mondays :(

Marc Overmars
25-11-2013, 02:47 PM
Our office is in full Christmas mode now, tree and decs up.

PGFC
25-11-2013, 02:53 PM
Shame on you all, Christmas doesn't start until we have our Christmas names :sulk:

GP
25-11-2013, 03:05 PM
Apparently they all went in 43.5 seconds for the first show, all to the same tout probably :rolleyes:

Faster than the air speed of an unladen swallow.

PGFC
25-11-2013, 03:30 PM
European or African?

LDG
26-11-2013, 11:54 AM
Bugged dup dose :(

*cough*

*Acheeewww*

Munchies
26-11-2013, 12:04 PM
Bugged dup dose :(

*cough*

*Acheeewww*

:console:

Letters
26-11-2013, 01:07 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/25/patch-the-puppy-is-still-adorable-despite-looking-like-adolf-hitler-4200942/

:d

Shaqiri Is Boss
26-11-2013, 03:10 PM
First time using TopCashback, and Tesco have finally confirmed.

£18 for doing bugger all.*

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4103/mysmilie3194.gif

*eventually

GP
26-11-2013, 06:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTgRhGqXok

I am invisible
27-11-2013, 01:30 PM
Two gigs organised for next year already: Nine Inch Nails at the O2 and Arcade Fire at Earl's Court - boom!

Letters
27-11-2013, 01:55 PM
I'll see your Nine Inch Nails and Arcade Fire and raise you an Elton John and Monty Python.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
27-11-2013, 02:08 PM
Is the notifications thing any closer to being sorted?

Letters
27-11-2013, 02:28 PM
*sigh*. I'll poke Jofnn with a stick again.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
27-11-2013, 02:36 PM
*sigh*. I'll poke Jofnn with my stick again.

Didn't know you swing that way..

Letters
27-11-2013, 02:52 PM
It's the only way I can get him to do anything <_<

Shaqiri Is Boss
27-11-2013, 03:05 PM
Would it be possible to make it so you can dismiss the notification just by clicking 'Notification', rather than having to go to a whole separate page? :imalazybastard:

PGFC
28-11-2013, 09:56 AM
Happy Thanksgivukkah! :yippee:

Letters
28-11-2013, 10:02 AM
Oh yeah, we have a Thanksgiving themed lunch option in the canteen today

:yippee:

LDG
28-11-2013, 10:18 AM
I have received no thanks today so far :angry:

Letters
28-11-2013, 10:29 AM
Not even for your interest in Arsenal's affairs? :unsure:

Marc Overmars
28-11-2013, 11:04 AM
Going out tonight with some American friends for a thanksgiving dinner, should be fun.

I love America, me.

PGFC
28-11-2013, 12:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25135934


The Professionals star Lewis Collins has died aged 67, his agent has said.

The actor, who played Bodie in the cult 1970s TV series, alongside Martin Shaw, died in Los Angeles after a five-year struggle with cancer.

:(

Letters
28-11-2013, 02:13 PM
:rose:


In happier news, MrsL just got a cheque for £700. Some tax rebate or summat.
The taxman :bow:

Christmas isn't cancelled!
:yippee:

Munchies
28-11-2013, 02:51 PM
:rose:


In happier news, MrsL just got a cheque for £700. Some tax rebate or summat.
The taxman :bow:

Christmas isn't cancelled!
:yippee:

Happened to my uncle a few years back, he cashed the cheques in delight... spent it all on a tv, quite a few months down the line got a letter saying they made a mistake and would try to make a repayment plan for him to pay it back :haha: . Hopefully it isn't the same for both of you

Letters
28-11-2013, 02:54 PM
:lol:


:unsure:

:upset:

PGFC
28-11-2013, 03:10 PM
:lol:

Marc Overmars
28-11-2013, 03:12 PM
Last payday before Christmas tomorrow. :(

Should probably do little bit shopping before it's spanked on beer.

LDG
28-11-2013, 03:21 PM
More importantly, 2 days to go until Christmas names ##

NoeLDG :bow:

:yippee:

Syn
28-11-2013, 03:25 PM
This year I've actually put some thought into the gifts. It'll cripple me for the next couple of months but on the plus side I'll be a hero for a few days. Plus with the dead dad card I'll probably get a good haul this year so I'll need to even things up. Get the chequebook out and buy a few Ozils tbf.

Letters
28-11-2013, 03:27 PM
Plus with the dead dad card I'll probably get a good haul this year
:haha:

:hug:

Marc Overmars
28-11-2013, 03:31 PM
More importantly, 2 days to go until Christmas names ##

NoeLDG :bow:

:yippee:

Letters to Santa. :bow:

PGFC
28-11-2013, 03:39 PM
Rude Elf :yippee:

Little bit embarrassed, I have Mrs PGFCs present sorted already :faint: guess I'm just going to have to manufacture some Christmas stress now instead.

Shaqiri Is Boss
28-11-2013, 03:41 PM
Hmm.... Xmas Is Boss?

Letters
29-11-2013, 09:50 AM
Friday :patrice:


Dame Edna tonight :d

Xhaka Can’t
29-11-2013, 10:35 AM
I've pretty much sorted out my present buying already.

Letters
29-11-2013, 10:38 AM
Hope you didn't spend too much on me.
Got 2 tickets to one of the newly announced Python dates today. Think I'll take dad as his present.
Not sure he'll appreciate it any more and, sadly, will forget he's been a couple of days later! He'll enjoy it at the time though.

Marc Overmars
29-11-2013, 10:45 AM
I've pretty much sorted out my present buying already.

Same here, well almost.

Need to get my dad something but he's so hard to buy for.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
29-11-2013, 01:18 PM
Can't remember what my xmas name was last year, Charlie thought of it and it was surprisingly good.

Chaz :rose:

LDG
30-11-2013, 08:39 AM
Anyone about for a drink prematch on Wednesday v Hull? :unsure:

Letters
30-11-2013, 08:48 AM
Umm. Could pop in for a drink on the way through I guess.

LDG
30-11-2013, 11:03 AM
Umm. Could pop in for a drink on the way through I guess.

Cool.

Will probably pop for a pint or two at The pins from about 6.15.

If it's an arseache, I'll be up early for the Chelsea game on 23rd for a Christmas pint :good:

Ollie the Optimist
30-11-2013, 12:26 PM
if people are around for the chelsea game, pins before hand?

LDG
30-11-2013, 12:36 PM
if people are around for the chelsea game, pins before hand?

:good:

Or Rocket if it's a bit 'taters.

Ollie the Optimist
30-11-2013, 12:36 PM
:good:

Or Rocket if it's a bit 'taters.

either suits me. see you then

Letters
30-11-2013, 12:45 PM
Could do the Chelsea game instead if more people are around.
I'm off work that day
:patrice:

Marc Overmars
30-11-2013, 05:21 PM
Notification function needs little bit tinkering.

LDG
30-11-2013, 06:25 PM
:dance:

:woohoo:

:beer:

:yippee:

Xhaka Can’t
30-11-2013, 07:21 PM
:dance:

:woohoo:

:beer:

:yippee:

:gp:

LDG
01-12-2013, 11:28 AM
Little bit hangover.

GP
01-12-2013, 11:42 AM
Little bit Rock'n'Roll

LDG
01-12-2013, 12:14 PM
Hmmm.

Sweat it out on a run?

Or

Fried stuff with cheese?

Letters
01-12-2013, 01:16 PM
Hmmm.

Sweat it out on a run?

Or

Fried stuff with cheese?

I think I can field this one.

LDG
01-12-2013, 07:56 PM
Steak :bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-12-2013, 07:58 PM
:yippee:

Xmas smilies? :ninja:


Not till December

http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/images/smilies-xmas/mf_tongue.gif
It's December now.

Letters
01-12-2013, 08:00 PM
*sigh*

I suppose it is. It's actually easier to do on this board than the last one...if I can remember how.
Let me have a look.

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-12-2013, 08:01 PM
While you're at it, Xmas names.

Chop chop.

:ninja:

LDG
01-12-2013, 08:02 PM
NoeLDG please :yippee:

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-12-2013, 10:57 PM
I'm getting emails whenever I'm quoted.

Can't see anything in settings to turn it off.

LDG
02-12-2013, 07:50 AM
I'm getting emails whenever I'm quoted.

Can't see anything in settings to turn it off.

What about now?

Letters
02-12-2013, 07:52 AM
I'm getting emails whenever I'm quoted.

Can't see anything in settings to turn it off.

Jof has fixed that now.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-12-2013, 10:16 AM
What about now?

Nope.

:tiphat:

LDG
02-12-2013, 10:17 AM
Fucking cocking Monday wank.

Letters
02-12-2013, 10:24 AM
Innit. Still. 3 weeks to go. 15 working days. I think I can make it.

LDG
02-12-2013, 10:25 AM
I'm desperate for some time off....haven't had a full week off since May :(

Letters
02-12-2013, 10:30 AM
That's because you booked every bleedin' Friday off.
You probably haven't worked a full week since then either!

LDG
02-12-2013, 10:34 AM
:lol:

Hmmm....

*books Friday afternoon off*

milla
02-12-2013, 11:15 AM
:lol:

LDG
02-12-2013, 11:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-25183041

I'm sure nobody saw that coming.

I mean, he is so manly.

:rolleyes:

Letters
02-12-2013, 11:21 AM
Having a relationship with a man is so gay.

WMUG
02-12-2013, 11:33 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-25183041

I'm sure nobody saw that coming.

I mean, he is so manly.

:rolleyes:

I would, tbf

GP
02-12-2013, 11:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwJnoB9EKw

What a bumder.

Letters
02-12-2013, 11:43 AM
I would, tbf

He's no Giroud :sulk:

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-12-2013, 12:20 PM
http://uk.zebigweb.com/pics/ronaldo-photo-731336760.gif

GP
02-12-2013, 12:21 PM
That moment when you realise...

PGFC
02-12-2013, 01:07 PM
Tom Daley? Seriously, who gives a flying reverse one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists fuck about it?

Letters
02-12-2013, 01:34 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/duchess-wows-easily-wowed-crowd-2013112981569

:lol:

Gawd bless 'er!

PGFC
02-12-2013, 01:47 PM
Wow!

Marc Overmars
02-12-2013, 01:53 PM
Anyone had venison before?

Ocado have a big steak at half price so I snapped it up.

PGFC
02-12-2013, 02:00 PM
It's glorious, rich as fuck though, but my all time favourite :drool:

LDG
02-12-2013, 02:45 PM
Got Pasties for tonight's dinner, with mash and gravy. OMNOMNOMNOM.

Letters
02-12-2013, 02:49 PM
I really have to lose weight. :(

GP
02-12-2013, 02:53 PM
Have you tried eating healthily and taking regular exercise?

LDG
02-12-2013, 02:54 PM
I really have to lose weight. :(

I don't :dance:

Letters
02-12-2013, 03:02 PM
Have you tried eating healthily and taking regular exercise?

:lol: Stop being silly.

GP
02-12-2013, 03:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veVytYHzDqo

PGFC
02-12-2013, 04:02 PM
"Shut up!"

LDG :sulk: man, you've got to stop drinking...

Syn
02-12-2013, 04:12 PM
Disgraceful stuff from LDG.

LDG
02-12-2013, 04:15 PM
I don't even remember that.

PGFC
02-12-2013, 04:34 PM
QED.

tbf that's also a terrible shirt.

LDG
02-12-2013, 04:36 PM
Nothing wrong with Orange shirts :sulk:

Letters
02-12-2013, 04:48 PM
Nothing wrong with Orange shirts :sulk:
:gp:

Orange is the new red.

Munchies
02-12-2013, 05:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98BIu9dpwHU

Taking the robot messenger captive :bow:

Letters
02-12-2013, 05:34 PM
This is how Skynet started :upset:

Marc Overmars
02-12-2013, 06:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veVytYHzDqo

:doh:

GP
02-12-2013, 06:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98BIu9dpwHU

Taking the robot messenger captive :bow:

I'm going to shoot down any drone I see.

Free stuff :bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-12-2013, 06:48 PM
This is how Skynet started :upset:
Today it's delivering parcels. Tomorrow, it's travelling back in time to kill Sarah Connor.

No one ever thinks it will happen. That's why it happens.

LDG
03-12-2013, 09:34 AM
:yawn:

Bit dark and grey out.

How many days left of work until Christmas?

LDG
03-12-2013, 09:37 AM
Shit. Got 16 days of work left.

:ilt:

Letters
03-12-2013, 10:14 AM
So grey :(
And it's Tuesday :(
And I'm still too fat. :(

GP
03-12-2013, 10:15 AM
Would a doughnut cheer you up?

Letters
03-12-2013, 10:22 AM
Yes. Yes it would :cool:

:patrice:

Munchies
03-12-2013, 10:43 AM
So grey :(
And it's Tuesday :(
And I'm still too fat. :(

Search for Myfitnesspal :good:

Had a friend who lost 3 stone using that site, its free aswell.

Letters
03-12-2013, 10:46 AM
Is it going to tell me I have to eat less and exercise more? :(

Munchies
03-12-2013, 10:58 AM
Is it going to tell me I have to eat less and exercise more? :(

...

Essentially yes.

:console:

GP
03-12-2013, 11:01 AM
You can eat as much dust as you like.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-12-2013, 11:02 AM
If you halve the size of your portions, you can have twice as much.

Letters
03-12-2013, 11:04 AM
If you halve the size of your portions, you can have twice as much.
That's what I keep telling MrsL


##

LDG
03-12-2013, 11:04 AM
Eating celery uses more calories to munch it, than it gives you in nutrition, so eat two tonnes of celery, and as much cake as you want.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-12-2013, 11:07 AM
That's what I keep telling MrsL


##

Because you're half a person?

Letters
03-12-2013, 11:08 AM
Eating celery uses more calories to munch it, than it gives you in nutrition, so eat two tonnes of celery, and as much cake as you want.
Yeah. But celery is bloody horrible. :shrug:

LDG
03-12-2013, 11:14 AM
Yeah. But celery is bloody horrible. :shrug:

Well grow a meter then :angry:

Marc Overmars
03-12-2013, 11:19 AM
:yawn:

Bit dark and grey out.

How many days left of work until Christmas?

Working all the way up to Christmas Eve. Until 5. :(

Thought I get NYE off at least.

LDG
03-12-2013, 11:22 AM
Working all the way up to Christmas Eve. Until 5. :(

Thought I get NYE off at least.

Yeah, working up to close of play on Xmas Eve (albeit very hungover from being at the Chelsea game the night before).

Then I'm off until Thursday 2nd.....

PGFC
03-12-2013, 12:11 PM
Meh, I finish on the 20th, back on the 2nd :yippee:

on a side note, People :angry:

Letters
03-12-2013, 12:15 PM
Me too :yippee:

LDG
03-12-2013, 04:18 PM
Sneaky midweek piss-up tomorrow I think, albeit on my own.

Midweek football :bow:

Letters
03-12-2013, 04:24 PM
Might join you for a bit #we'llsee

LDG
03-12-2013, 04:48 PM
:yippee:

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-12-2013, 07:40 PM
First time using TopCashback, and Tesco have finally confirmed.

£18 for doing bugger all.*

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4103/mysmilie3194.gif

*eventually
Make that £18.79.

:yippee:

Munchies
03-12-2013, 07:55 PM
Blink182 headlining Reading festival next year... £210 ...

:doh:

GP
03-12-2013, 08:07 PM
Blink are alright, but they're no headline act.

LDG
03-12-2013, 08:13 PM
Am all in for IOW now as can't do any others....

If line up rumours are true, I'm gonna be rather dissapointed :lol:

Letters
03-12-2013, 08:40 PM
Am all in for IOW now as can't do any others....

If line up rumours are true, I'm gonna be rather dissapointed :lol:
Macca :bow:

LDG
03-12-2013, 08:47 PM
:sick:

Munchies
03-12-2013, 11:50 PM
I'd want to see Blink aswell but I can't go to two as I'm thinking of going to go to the download festival, with Linkin Park/Aerosmith/The Offspring as quite a few people from uni are going to it together.

GP
03-12-2013, 11:56 PM
Sonisphere looks like the one to go to.

LDG
04-12-2013, 09:36 AM
I'm gon'get druuuunnnk

GP
04-12-2013, 09:37 AM
Just had some porridge. Quite nice.

Letters
04-12-2013, 09:42 AM
I'm gon'get druuuunnnk

What time you going to be where? If your train gets in to Waterloo I could meet you round there.

GP
04-12-2013, 09:43 AM
What's the deal with jake bugg? I find him really hard to listen to.

LDG
04-12-2013, 09:52 AM
What time you going to be where? If your train gets in to Waterloo I could meet you round there.

Should be in to Waterloo about 5ish, then into the Pins about 5.30 all being well I guess....will see how early I can get away from work.

LDG
04-12-2013, 09:52 AM
What's the deal with jake bugg? I find him really hard to listen to.

He's fuckin turd.

Letters
04-12-2013, 09:53 AM
Should be in to Waterloo about 5ish, then into the Pins about 5.30 all being well I guess....will see how early I can get away from work.
OK. Might pop by the Pins on my way through then. :tiphat:

LDG
04-12-2013, 09:55 AM
OK. Might pop by the Pins on my way through then. :tiphat:

Super!

Not sure if Gary's about for pint? Think he's going....

Letters
04-12-2013, 09:57 AM
Gary drinks? :o Who knew?

Letters
04-12-2013, 10:01 AM
Oh yeah! :lol:

Family gathering at the weekend to exchange Christmas lists (we make lists so we don't end up with a load of crap we don't want).
My nephew (who is 30 and a bit of a recluse/idiot so didn't attend) had emailed a list for him and his girlfriend Sarah.
One of the items was "Bras for Sarah - 32AA" :haha:

How we lolled.

My nephew :pal:

Boobs :bow:

LDG
04-12-2013, 10:07 AM
32 AA? What's that in handfuls?

Letters
04-12-2013, 10:08 AM
http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/fried-eggs-1.jpg

LDG
04-12-2013, 10:10 AM
I haven't a clue about Bra sizes tbf.

Letters
04-12-2013, 10:14 AM
I know as much as the further through the alphabet you get the happier you are.

LDG
04-12-2013, 10:18 AM
Not necessarily.

Really huge wabblers are no good to anyone, aside from the amusement aspect.

And if she gets chubby, you're liable to lose valuable bed space.

Motorboat 'em, get yourself a good tit wank, and then GTFO tbf.

GP
04-12-2013, 10:25 AM
A friend of mine was a J cup before she had a reduction operation. She was always pretty slim as well.

She looks much better now.

Letters
04-12-2013, 10:29 AM
*sigh*

Well alright, you can have too much of a good thing. But 32AA is still, basically, a boy.

My nephew :pal:

Letters
04-12-2013, 10:29 AM
A friend of mine was a J cup before she had a reduction operation. She was always pretty slim as well.

She looks much better now.
Pics or gtfo, tbh.

GP
04-12-2013, 10:38 AM
AA cups can be very attractive on the right person haha lol jk

PGFC
04-12-2013, 10:50 AM
AA cups can be very attractive on the right person haha lol jk

Do you work for the BBC?

GP
04-12-2013, 11:14 AM
Do you work for the BBC?

Chance would be a fine thing.

Marc Overmars
04-12-2013, 11:34 AM
D cups are probably the perfect size boobs. :cloud9:

Letters
04-12-2013, 11:52 AM
MrsL :bow:

Ollie the Optimist
04-12-2013, 11:56 AM
oh this dull. fuck all to do at uni as done all my work. istting here bored out of my mind. time to watch a film i think

or have a pre ashes nap in preperation for tonight. yeah that sounds a better idea

Master Splinter
04-12-2013, 12:35 PM
Windows 8 is fulcking awlful.

It's like a person who wears unnecessary, excessively garish make-up.

Or an overly-enthusiastic, gratingly cheery, somewhat camp, fringe member of a group of friends who always invite themselves along.

It's a birthday cake with too much sickly icing/chocolate/hundreds and thousands on top.

In short: DO NOT WANT.

GP
04-12-2013, 12:38 PM
It works in the same way as Windows 7, except they replaced the 500 year old start menu with something more useful.

Marc Overmars
04-12-2013, 12:41 PM
I think Windows 8 looks more slick on mobiles/tablets.

I don't plan on upgrading anytime soon, Windows 7 is great.

Master Splinter
04-12-2013, 12:53 PM
Not a big fan of Windows 8 me.

GP
04-12-2013, 01:01 PM
I also am afraid of change.

Xhaka Can’t
04-12-2013, 01:06 PM
A workmate came in with a stinking cold on Monday, and I mean stinking. She stayed fou twenty minutes just to infect everyone. Then fucked off home. I came down with it yesterday. Holy shit, by last night my head was pounding and I had a nose like Niagara Falls. The stupid bitch.

Thought for sure I'd not be coming into work today. But not feeling anywhere near as rough as last night.

Not sure I want to stand around in a pub too much ahead of the match as I only feel like drinking hot whiskey.

I'll see how I feel later on

Shaqiri Is Boss
04-12-2013, 01:09 PM
I don't like Windows 8 either.

Some thing are decent, some things are just stupid like 'Shut Down'. It just feels half-arsed, and those annoying invisible menus that appear anytime you move your mouse from the exact centre of the screen. I haven't used it on a touch screen so it may be better that way but I'm not sure they even gave a second thought to those people who, god forbid, aren't using a touch screen.

I did like their WUMger of "putting back the start button" though. That was genius.

On the other hand I don't like change which undoubtedly cloud my judgement, though their fascistic "you WILL like the Metro screen" was a little too far.

Marc Overmars
04-12-2013, 01:11 PM
A workmate came in with a stinking cold on Monday, and I mean stinking. She stayed fou twenty minutes just to infect everyone. Then fucked off home. I came down with it yesterday. Holy shit, by last night my head was pounding and I had a nose like Niagara Falls. The stupid bitch.

Thought for sure I'd not be coming into work today. But not feeling anywhere near as rough as last night.

Not sure I want to stand around in a pub too much ahead of the match as I only feel like drinking hot whiskey.

I'll see how I feel later on

I have little bit cold as well but it's not too bad yet. Early stages though, hope it comes and goes before the party season begins. Nothing worse than being laid out over Christmas.

Munchies
04-12-2013, 01:13 PM
Its wednesday ? Thought it was thursday :doh:

COYG I guess :haha:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uEdRLlqdgA4

:wacko:

Master Splinter
04-12-2013, 01:16 PM
I don't like Windows 8 either.



Don't know anyone who knows a thing about operating systems who says any different.

Transplanted Gooner
04-12-2013, 01:53 PM
I have little bit hangover from Xmas party. Had the foresight to take today as a holiday.

Syn
04-12-2013, 02:02 PM
I had windows 8, and got it changed back to windows 7. I am now starting to regret my decision because windows 8 made my computer a lot faster for some reason. On the other hand, I like consistent consistency consistently and I couldn't work out where some of the stuff was in windows 8.

Syn
04-12-2013, 02:03 PM
Btw these should all be @boringmilner tweets.

Syn
04-12-2013, 02:05 PM
I have little bit hangover from Xmas party. Had the foresight to take today as a holiday.

And tonight you'll get to watch Phil Brown's Ex get a shock result at our place and so you'll need to drink many, many beers. I hope you have the foresight to take tomorrow off too.

Transplanted Gooner
04-12-2013, 02:12 PM
And tonight you'll get to watch Phil Brown's Ex get a shock result at our place and so you'll need to drink many, many beers. I hope you have the foresight to take tomorrow off too.

Not quite. "Working from home" though.

LDG
04-12-2013, 02:13 PM
A workmate came in with a stinking cold on Monday, and I mean stinking. She stayed fou twenty minutes just to infect everyone. Then fucked off home. I came down with it yesterday. Holy shit, by last night my head was pounding and I had a nose like Niagara Falls. The stupid bitch.

Thought for sure I'd not be coming into work today. But not feeling anywhere near as rough as last night.

Not sure I want to stand around in a pub too much ahead of the match as I only feel like drinking hot whiskey.

I'll see how I feel later on

So what you're saying is, she gave you a cold.

And you're going to give it to 60,000 other people out of spite?

Awesome.

Letters
04-12-2013, 02:23 PM
He'd better not give it to Ramsey, Giroud or Ozil :angry:

PGFC
04-12-2013, 02:46 PM
Windows 8 is fulcking awlful.

It's like a person who wears unnecessary, excessively garish make-up.

Or an overly-enthusiastic, gratingly cheery, somewhat camp, fringe member of a group of friends who always invite themselves along.

It's a birthday cake with too much sickly icing/chocolate/hundreds and thousands on top.

In short: DO NOT WANT.

Unless they're a 'D' cup of course.

PGFC
04-12-2013, 04:03 PM
So, Nigella admits in court to cocaine use, what filth, she's even more fanciable now the dirty cow ##

LDG
04-12-2013, 04:13 PM
:lol:

Nigella :bow:

Speaking of substance abuse:

On train

Green day in ears

Drinking lager

Super!