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Xhaka Can’t
17-01-2014, 11:57 AM
Could still outrun your car.

:haha:

LDG
17-01-2014, 12:03 PM
Depends on your budget but I would recommend a VW Golf. Had mine for 6 years now and it's still running like a dream.

Germans. :bow:

Funnily enough. Exactly what I'm looking at.

Only issue for me is the mileage. Would like under 50k on the clock really

I don't know much about the technicalities of car buying, tbf. Think I may need to find a car geek friend to come along and hold my hand. Before I never call him again.

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2014, 12:06 PM
Don't buy it if it has different colour paint on the back and front or if it has a large welding seam across the roof. Other than that you can't really go wrong with a car.

LDG
17-01-2014, 02:24 PM
Come on beer time.

3 hours

:beer:

Xhaka Can’t
17-01-2014, 03:18 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/17/apu8e3ud.jpg

GP
17-01-2014, 03:22 PM
u wot m8?

Xhaka Can’t
17-01-2014, 03:52 PM
A new thread idea.

PGFC
17-01-2014, 03:55 PM
How did you get a Richer Sounds mug?

Xhaka Can’t
17-01-2014, 04:00 PM
I went to Richer Sounds and bought a blu ray player

Letters
17-01-2014, 04:10 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539704/The-worlds-ineligible-bachelor-Iranian-wash-60-years-smokes-animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html

That's you that is.

GP
17-01-2014, 04:11 PM
Arabs :lol:

PGFC
17-01-2014, 04:21 PM
:sulk: They're Persians

Letters
17-01-2014, 04:39 PM
Mmm...geeky.

http://moviecode.tumblr.com/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

I think it’s fairly safe to say Simon Dakin (look at his comment around the middle of the page) will NEVER get laid…

Letters
20-01-2014, 09:55 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/married-gays-to-tour-drought-hit-countries-2014012082721

:lol:


Monday though <_<

PGFC
20-01-2014, 11:55 AM
Innit <_<

LDG
20-01-2014, 11:56 AM
4-day week :dance:

PGFC
20-01-2014, 02:28 PM
It almost is now :yippee:

Shaqiri Is Boss
21-01-2014, 11:14 AM
I think I just accidentally signed up to Amazon Prime.

:unsure:


:doh:

Marc Overmars
21-01-2014, 11:18 AM
I think I just accidentally signed up to Amazon Prime.

:unsure:


:doh:

It's only a trial. You can cancel immediately and still get the next day delivery benefit for a month. That's what I've currently got.

Shaqiri Is Boss
21-01-2014, 11:23 AM
It's only a trial. You can cancel immediately and still get the next day delivery benefit for a month. That's what I've currently got.

That's what I thought it was when I clicked it. For some reason they seem to offer a new trial every other month.

But now it's just saying "Thank you for joining Amazon Prime... renew in January 2015".

And cancelling will screw up my order. £50 for laziness I guess.

Marc Overmars
21-01-2014, 11:26 AM
Well in that case:

:pal:

Shaqiri Is Boss
21-01-2014, 11:40 AM
I can't really argue with that.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1380453/martin-freeman-sigh-off-o.gif

GP
21-01-2014, 11:41 AM
sux 2 b u

Niall_Quinn
21-01-2014, 12:35 PM
no u

GP
21-01-2014, 12:38 PM
:(

Letters
21-01-2014, 04:56 PM
I think I just accidentally signed up to Amazon Prime.

:unsure:


:doh:
MrsL did that :rolleyes:

Was looking through our bank statement and wondered what the £50 was <_<
Still, we get very quick delivery now :partyime:

Letters
21-01-2014, 05:05 PM
Poor people :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-25823177

Marc Overmars
21-01-2014, 05:11 PM
However, many became angry and refused to leave when staff put prices back up to the full 99p price.

He said many reacted with "outrage" when they were told the goods had risen to full price.

:haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
21-01-2014, 06:32 PM
MrsL did that :rolleyes:

Was looking through our bank statement and wondered what the £50 was <_<
Still, we get very quick delivery now :partyime:

:lol:
That's how I've been trying to justify it.

They always offer free trials, I just thought it was another one of them so didn't bother to read it.

I feel like I've mugged myself.

I'll have to buy a shitload from Amazon for the next year....

Letters
21-01-2014, 06:48 PM
I'll have to buy a shitload from Amazon for the next year....
Yeah, that'll show 'em! :lol:

MrsL orders quite a lot from them, was quite useful near Christmas when we ordered a present quite late for MrsL's parents and it came the next day.
Quite impressive really. Expensive though <_<

Munchies
21-01-2014, 11:11 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeihHedCQAApe92.jpg

What an idiot :haha:

What an article :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
21-01-2014, 11:47 PM
Easily done. I went through a phase of ordering things while drunk and all sorts of suspicious things turned up on my front porch.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

Letters
22-01-2014, 07:50 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeihHedCQAApe92.jpg

What an idiot :haha:

What an article :bow:
WUF :bow:

PGFC
22-01-2014, 09:24 AM
I bet he's got Amazon Prime too :good:

Been to the vampires this morning, it was like queueing for bread in the old Soviet Russia <_<

Letters
22-01-2014, 07:28 PM
Oh FFS :doh:

Now MrsL wants to do some new fad detox diet.

Far as I can gather it works by being so expensive you can no longer afford to eat

<_<

Marc Overmars
22-01-2014, 07:46 PM
Booked a dirty weekend away.

I forgot how fun having a girlfriend was. ##

Munchies
22-01-2014, 08:04 PM
Oh FFS :doh:

Now MrsL wants to do some new fad detox diet.

Far as I can gather it works by being so expensive you can no longer afford to eat

<_<

I've been out of caring about watching my food since Christmas, and I've only put on 2lbs since then, and I've eaten a lot by my standards.

Me :bow:

Munchies
22-01-2014, 08:06 PM
Booked a dirty weekend away.

I forgot how fun having a girlfriend was. ##

:bow:

Where to ?

Marc Overmars
22-01-2014, 08:13 PM
Well I use the term 'away' loosely as we're still in London but we're staying in Canary Wharf, got a #decent hotel along the river. Not been out around there before so looking forward to it.

Letters
22-01-2014, 09:54 PM
I've been out of caring about watching my food since Christmas, and I've only put on 2lbs since then, and I've eaten a lot by my standards.

Me :bow:
Just to be clear, I'm not bloody doing it. She is.
That'll be £100 please :rolleyes:
For 9 days worth :doh:

Just stop eating chocolate and exercise more, you fat cow :angry:

Ollie the Optimist
22-01-2014, 10:03 PM
Just stop eating chocolate and exercise more, you fat cow :angry:

*takes screen shot of this quote to use as blackmail*

Letters
22-01-2014, 10:43 PM
:lol:

<_<

She's not really that fat but she could do with losing a bit of weight, as could I.
Just eat sensibly and do more exercise, you don't need to pay someone to tell you that.

GP
22-01-2014, 10:55 PM
True love :loveblush:

Xhaka Can’t
22-01-2014, 11:24 PM
:lol:

<_<

She's not really that fat but she could do with losing a bit of weight, as could I.
Just eat sensibly and do more exercise, you don't need to pay someone to tell you that.

When she asks you if her bum looks big, do you say no, its just that you need to move up a couple of sizes?

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

WMUG
22-01-2014, 11:52 PM
Jesus Christ, Letters has a wife.

:blink:

PGFC
23-01-2014, 08:06 AM
Just to be clear, I'm not bloody doing it. She is.
That'll be £100 please :rolleyes:
For 9 days worth :doh:

Just stop eating chocolate and exercise more, you fat cow :angry:

:haha: :pal:

That didn't take long.

Letters
23-01-2014, 09:49 AM
Jesus Christ, Letters has a wife.

:blink:

...did you not get the memo about that?

Letters
23-01-2014, 09:49 AM
:haha: :pal:

That didn't take long.

:lol: You tried to warn me...

:ilt:

PGFC
23-01-2014, 09:50 AM
Oh look, it's raining again <_<

LDG
23-01-2014, 09:59 AM
Friday :dance:

PGFC
23-01-2014, 10:23 AM
Oh piss off.

LDG
23-01-2014, 10:24 AM
:lol:



:(

WMUG
23-01-2014, 10:31 AM
...did you not get the memo about that?

Just thought it was worth reiterating.

WMUG
23-01-2014, 10:32 AM
Also: Friday :dance:

GP
23-01-2014, 10:38 AM
Gotta get down on Friday.

Letters
23-01-2014, 12:17 PM
Google :bow:

Go to:

images.google.co.uk

Search for:

"atari breakout"


:yippee:

Marc Overmars
23-01-2014, 12:21 PM
Easter Eggs. :bow:

Letters
23-01-2014, 01:33 PM
There was an awlsome one in an old version of Excel, it was a whole 3D world you could explore which had a shrine to the developers :lol:

Geeks :bow:

Letters
23-01-2014, 02:18 PM
This was it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gYb5GUs0dM

Letters
23-01-2014, 02:18 PM
And this one from Excel 95


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asBKSzTCAoo

GP
23-01-2014, 02:20 PM
Go to youtube and search for 'doge meme'

Syn
23-01-2014, 10:24 PM
Math genius hacks OkCupid and finds a wife: http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2014/01/how-to-hack-okcupid/

88 dates :lol:

Just buy one ffs.

PGFC
24-01-2014, 08:17 AM
So, that's how Letters almost got it right :good:

PGFC
24-01-2014, 11:00 AM
Canada here we come :woohoo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613


Canada 'orders Briton to stop selling Marmite and Irn Bru'

Marmite falls foul of Canada's laws because it is enriched with vitamins

The owner of a British food shop in Canada says he has been ordered to stop selling Marmite, Ovaltine and Irn Bru because they contain illegal additives.

Tony Badger, who owns Brit Foods in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, told local media that food safety officials had removed the foods from his shelves.

GP
24-01-2014, 11:11 AM
Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should stop selling it.

Marc Overmars
24-01-2014, 11:21 AM
Friday. :bow:

Payday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

Arsenalmatchday. :bow:

WMUG
24-01-2014, 11:27 AM
Friday. :bow:

Payday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

Arsenalmatchday. :bow:

God, I forgot the game was today.

TV :doh:

Marc Overmars
24-01-2014, 11:32 AM
We should play more often on Fridays tbh.

Letters
24-01-2014, 11:51 AM
We should play more often on Fridays tbh.

Anfield '89 :bow:

Marc Overmars
24-01-2014, 01:57 PM
London Eye tomorrow. :popcorn:

This time I took charge and booked everything rather than leaving it up to her...

Xhaka Can’t
24-01-2014, 02:31 PM
Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should stop selling it.

Anything that dissolves in milk is funny.

Letters
25-01-2014, 02:18 PM
See? See? Our car isn't rubbish. Someone broke into it. :cool:


Oh :(


They didn't bother stealing it, so maybe it is rubbish <_<

Syn
25-01-2014, 03:36 PM
Unlucky bro. Trust insurance will cover the car damage at least?

What did they steal - your yellow magic tree air freshener? Mccartney's greatest hits CD? new testament from the glove compartment?

Letters
25-01-2014, 03:46 PM
They didn't actually steal anything, not even MrsL's Christian CDs, strangely.
They broke the back window (the little triangle one, not the big one), rooted around, found nothing worth stealing and then legged it.
£100 excess on the insurance to replace the window and we don't lose our no claims.
Bit of a pain but worse things happen at sea.

Niall_Quinn
25-01-2014, 04:48 PM
Did you not have an explosive anti-theft device fitted?

Letters
25-01-2014, 05:06 PM
We don't even have anti-theft devices that do exists, let alone those that don't :(

Niall_Quinn
25-01-2014, 08:49 PM
Always happy to prove you wrong.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmpBYcM06Sk

Niall_Quinn
26-01-2014, 02:14 AM
A question (and be honest now) - who believes this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545819/Uncovered-The-macabre-sex-chamber-Libyas-Colonel-Gaddafi-raped-girls-boys-young-14.html

Xhaka Can’t
26-01-2014, 10:29 AM
Not me - especially as it was Ed Milliband in the first draft.

Marc Overmars
26-01-2014, 11:16 AM
The London Eye was quite fun.

I was even tempted to buy an 'I love London' hat I was so into my touristy shit yesterday.

Oh and...

:)

WMUG
26-01-2014, 01:14 PM
It doesn't count when you've got a girlfriend :sulk:

Munchies
26-01-2014, 08:54 PM
I've eaten so much these past few days, including a large pizza hut pizza and a tub of ice cream today :faint:

Going back to watching my food from tomorrow :coffee: , been eating whatever and whenever for a whole month

:getcoat:

GP
26-01-2014, 09:00 PM
You fat bastard.

Munchies
26-01-2014, 09:03 PM
You fat bastard.

I don't put on weight easily , which is why I got carried away with it, probably only put on 2-3kg in that month

I still feel like crap right now though :haha:

Niall_Quinn
26-01-2014, 09:30 PM
I've eaten so much these past few days, including a large pizza hut pizza and a tub of ice cream today :faint:

Going back to watching my food from tomorrow :coffee: , been eating whatever and whenever for a whole month

:getcoat:

Disgusting greedy pig, tbh.

PGFC
26-01-2014, 09:49 PM
The London Eye was quite fun.

I was even tempted to buy an 'I love London' hat I was so into my touristy shit yesterday.

Oh and...

:)


Meh, unless it was on the Eye and there's photographic evidence, we're afraid we no longer give a shit :good:

Marc Overmars
26-01-2014, 10:13 PM
I guess the smiley face has lost it's charm now there's nothing seedy involved. :(

Niall_Quinn
26-01-2014, 10:14 PM
I guess the smiley face has lost it's charm now there's nothing seedy involved. :(

Disgusting greedy pig, tbh.

WMUG
26-01-2014, 10:30 PM
I guess the smiley face has lost it's charm now there's nothing seedy involved. :(

It's all about :cool: ish.

Which may be on the horizon.

Shaqiri Is Boss
26-01-2014, 10:47 PM
I think 15 minutes is long enough to sit on your hand.

Letters
27-01-2014, 07:57 AM
It's all about :cool: ish.

Which may be on the horizon.
I prefer it on the bed tbh, each to their own though.

PGFC
27-01-2014, 08:57 AM
Bloody hell, it's Monday again <_<

LDG
27-01-2014, 09:55 AM
Four day....

Oh shit :(

Back to the normal grind :crying:


Moved house yesterday. I ache like a bastard.

Letters
27-01-2014, 09:57 AM
Not really sure how bastards ache tbh.

Will be in a meeting with Jordan all day today ##
The country, obviously. <_<

Xhaka Can’t
27-01-2014, 10:15 AM
My son has discovered Sky Go on my Nexus.

Farewell sweet Nexus. :rose:

GP
27-01-2014, 10:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGM3VvpsOE#t=50

PGFC
27-01-2014, 10:41 AM
He can only let go once.

GP
27-01-2014, 03:41 PM
Cancelled my sky subscription last year, I got a letter offering 50% off for 12 months, so I called them. Told them I wasn't really sure if I wanted it and they gave me 75% off for 12 months.

Good deal tbh.

Syn
27-01-2014, 04:02 PM
Cancelled my sky subscription last year, I got a letter offering 50% off for 12 months, so I called them. Told them I wasn't really sure if I wanted it and they gave me 75% off for 12 months.

Good deal tbh.

Fuck everyone seems to be able to get great deals but me. I've tried the 'call up and pretend to quit because I can't afford it' tactic. But they didn't offer me any discount at all. Might have to quit like you for a year. Tbh I don't even watch it match. Sports would be handy but the movie package is pointless for me.

GP
27-01-2014, 04:03 PM
Fuck everyone seems to be able to get great deals but me. I've tried the 'call up and pretend to quit because I can't afford it' tactic. But they didn't offer me any discount at all. Might have to quit like you for a year. Tbh I don't even watch it match. Sports would be handy but the movie package is pointless for me.

I only cancelled in November.

When I phoned up to cancel they offered me 10% off so I told them to stick it. I had 50% in the post after a month.

Syn
27-01-2014, 04:03 PM
Actually I can't live without sky sports. Fuck that shit, they can keep ripping me off.

Syn
27-01-2014, 04:05 PM
Will try again on the phone before cancelling I reckon. 50% or over off is a massive deal considering how expensive it is.

GP
27-01-2014, 04:07 PM
Yeah, I'm paying £20 a month for everything now, movies, sports and HD.

Marc Overmars
27-01-2014, 04:09 PM
Sky are desperate to keep you as a customer, I've got movies and sports half price at the moment and that was only because I asked to cancel a free 1 month trial for movies. I don't know anyone who pays full price, it's such a rip off really. Maybe that's why they can offer such discounts though because the price is so inflated to begin with.

Letters
27-01-2014, 05:22 PM
Fuck everyone seems to be able to get great deals but me. I've tried the 'call up and pretend to quit because I can't afford it' tactic. But they didn't offer me any discount at all. Might have to quit like you for a year. Tbh I don't even watch it match. Sports would be handy but the movie package is pointless for me.
I'm crap at this kind of thing too. I phoned up and had a bit of a moan one time, think I got a free upgrade to Sky+ HD but that was about it.

Reckon marc has put a note on my account <_<

Niall_Quinn
27-01-2014, 07:00 PM
Actually I can't live without sky sports. Fuck that shit, they can keep ripping me off.

Same dilemma here. Footie and F1, otherwise I don't watch anything so it's an incredible waste of money. I threaten to quit and they just say okay, no problem.

LDG
28-01-2014, 09:29 AM
:wave:

I wish everything in the new gaff would magically Mary Poppins itself away into the cupboards :(

Letters
28-01-2014, 09:34 AM
Don't you have a missus for that sort of thing? :unsure:
She'll only move it all anyway.

LDG
28-01-2014, 09:37 AM
Don't you have a missus for that sort of thing? :unsure:
She'll only move it all anyway.

The fat bitch is just lazing around being pregnant :sulk:

Two sheds though :dance:

TWO!

:yippee:

Letters
28-01-2014, 09:42 AM
You can never have enough sheds



:unsure:

Munchies
28-01-2014, 09:59 AM
You can never have enough sheds



:unsure:

Reminded me of the scene in Shaun of the dead :lol:

PGFC
28-01-2014, 10:24 AM
The fat bitch is just lazing around being pregnant :sulk:

Two sheds though :dance:

TWO!

:yippee:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA

Munchies
28-01-2014, 11:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YabU2GUDLDk

WMUG
28-01-2014, 11:50 AM
:wave:

I wish everything in the new gaff would magically Mary Poppins itself away into the cupboards :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjWq2Yrfz0I

Letters
28-01-2014, 12:11 PM
Sherry Bobbins :bow:

Heisenberg
28-01-2014, 01:12 PM
Big interview today and all I can think of now is stuff I wanted to say during but didn't :doh:

Marc Overmars
28-01-2014, 01:16 PM
Hate interviews. :sick:

I was lucky my manager who did mine was a really sound guy.

Xhaka Can’t
28-01-2014, 01:34 PM
Hate interviews. :sick:

I was lucky my manager who did mine was a really sound guy.

Get back to work! :angry:

GP
28-01-2014, 01:57 PM
I start a new job on Monday.

The interview was pretty chill, of course it helps that I'm awesome.

PGFC
28-01-2014, 02:31 PM
I start a new job on Monday.

The interview was pretty chill, of course it helps that I'm awesome.

You moved from fries cook to burger assembly then? well done :good:

Xhaka Can’t
28-01-2014, 02:35 PM
I start a new job on Monday.

The interview was pretty chill, of course it helps that I'm awesome.

Congrats mate, hope it goes well.

GP
28-01-2014, 02:35 PM
You moved from fries cook to burger assembly then? well done :good:

Pretty soon, I make assistant manager.

Letters
28-01-2014, 02:46 PM
I interviewed him for the role of Cripps, as there's a vacancy.

Shaqiri Is Boss
28-01-2014, 02:58 PM
I have one tomorrow.

Along with a presentation :sick: and "group activities" :sick:

Letters
28-01-2014, 03:01 PM
You want to be a nursery nurse?

PGFC
28-01-2014, 03:25 PM
Mrs PGFC had an interview for her dream job today, it's going to cost me a lot in chocolate if she doesn't get it :(

Syn
28-01-2014, 03:26 PM
During the interview post the questions on here and we'll help each other out.

My worst interviewer started by trying to talk to me about my background - maybe he thought it'd be a relaxing start. Asked me "where're you from?" and I be all like "london". Then he said "yeah but where are really from...like from from..family-wise...?". Was flattered he showed an interest in my kindred. Told him the Taliban. Gat the jab.

PGFC
28-01-2014, 03:58 PM
Mrs PGFC had an interview for her dream job today, and She's only gone and got it

:woohoo: Cake tonight! :yippee:

Letters
28-01-2014, 04:03 PM
'Cake' eh? ##

PGFC
28-01-2014, 04:06 PM
And cake too probably :patrice:

GP
28-01-2014, 04:15 PM
The "cake" is a lie.

PGFC
28-01-2014, 04:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbq3kc29Tmg

Mmmm cake.

Niall_Quinn
28-01-2014, 07:14 PM
Pretty soon, I make assistant manager.

Not if I get there first.

Letters
29-01-2014, 09:24 AM
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/animal-sex-jury-erupts-laughter-after-hearing-man-was-rejected-by-cow-1434192?

:lol:

Morning :tiphat:

Lovely day again <_<

LDG
29-01-2014, 09:28 AM
Mornin'

Is it Friday yet? :(

Ollie the Optimist
29-01-2014, 09:33 AM
Been offered an interview with BBC Wales for an edit assistant job :dance:

Munchies
29-01-2014, 09:38 AM
Been offered an interview with BBC Wales for an edit assistant job :dance:

Wow, that's :good:

Goodluck, when's it for ?

Ollie the Optimist
29-01-2014, 09:49 AM
Wow, that's :good:

Goodluck, when's it for ?

Interview is a week on monday and not sure on start date if i was lucky enough to get the job.

Munchies
29-01-2014, 09:54 AM
Interview is a week on monday and not sure on start date if i was lucky enough to get the job.

Plenty of time to prepare then !

Hope it goes well for ya :good:

PGFC
29-01-2014, 12:07 PM
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/animal-sex-jury-erupts-laughter-after-hearing-man-was-rejected-by-cow-1434192?

:lol:

Morning :tiphat:





Lovely day again <_<

That's Enfield for you :haha:

Rain? how surprising.

WMUG
29-01-2014, 01:02 PM
:cool:

ish.

Marc Overmars
29-01-2014, 01:18 PM
Aww, did you hold hands?

WMUG
29-01-2014, 01:21 PM
It was all going so well.

Who knew throwing up on yourself would be a dealbreaker?

GP
29-01-2014, 01:27 PM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Wtp6CpqL-aY/hqdefault.jpg

WMUG
29-01-2014, 01:34 PM
Yeah, that was pretty much it, but with more vodka involved.

Niall_Quinn
29-01-2014, 02:07 PM
Been offered an interview with BBC Wales for an edit assistant job :dance:

Congrats! If you get the job please EDIT IN some real news instead of the shit they currently put out.

Shaqiri Is Boss
29-01-2014, 07:10 PM
Unilever :bow:

Even if I don't get it, I still got a shit load of free stuff. On the other hand, I had to carry it home and it weighed a fucking ton.

Letters
30-01-2014, 09:05 AM
Spurs :lol:
Useless twats <_<


Morning :tiphat:
Friday Eve :yippee:

LDG
30-01-2014, 09:25 AM
:wave:

I really can't be arsed today.

At all.

Marc Overmars
30-01-2014, 11:11 AM
Went to this dessert place over by Wembley called Sugar Mill last night. Had the most ridiculous chocolate brownie sundae I've ever eaten. Felt like crying it was so good.

Probably take 3 gym sessions to work that off.

PGFC
30-01-2014, 11:33 AM
:yawn: Is it home time yet?

Syn
30-01-2014, 01:32 PM
Just can't teach without having a few beers beforehand. Bores the shit out of me. All downhill from here bros. #slipperyslope #lol #isitasyntho

WMUG
30-01-2014, 01:54 PM
Friday :partytime:
Beerday :partytime:

Syn
30-01-2014, 02:08 PM
Might be a drop in the ocean of zim shit but the after-hours immigrants have been good posters. 3 or 4 of them posting regularly.

PGFC
30-01-2014, 02:12 PM
Typical, come on here stealing our post counts :sulk:

LDG
30-01-2014, 03:16 PM
Red Hot Chili Peppers are playing my stag do :dance:

PGFC
30-01-2014, 03:52 PM
:hug:

Letters
30-01-2014, 08:50 PM
I did that today. Twice.
No idea why, feel a bit better now. :upset:

Letters
30-01-2014, 08:51 PM
I did that today. Twice.
No idea why, feel a bit better now. :upset:
That was a response to WMUG's being sick on yourself post.
Let the sympathy begin.

PGFC
30-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Oh, so She saw the fat cow post then, :hug: we'll miss you.

Letters
31-01-2014, 07:26 AM
:lol:

:( don't know what was wrong with me yesterday, couldn't keep anything down. Feel a bit better today.

dazthegooner
31-01-2014, 07:44 AM
Bored and noone's about :(

Letters
31-01-2014, 09:56 AM
Friday :partytime:

PGFC
31-01-2014, 10:00 AM
:patrice:

LDG
31-01-2014, 10:21 AM
:yippee:

:beer:

:woohoo:

What a week :d

Happy as fuckin Larry me.

Xhaka Can’t
31-01-2014, 10:34 AM
Larry has shingles.

LDG
31-01-2014, 10:52 AM
Larry has shingles.

So does your face.

WMUG
31-01-2014, 10:59 AM
That was a response to WMUG's being sick on yourself post.
Let the sympathy begin.

Yes well, I think you deserve more sympathy than I do for that :lol:

Marc Overmars
31-01-2014, 11:29 AM
January payday. :cloud9:

Perhaps the greatest payday of them all.

LDG
31-01-2014, 11:48 AM
Unless you're minted like Letters.

Or no nothing of the concept of money, like WMUG.

LDG
31-01-2014, 12:58 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/p480x480/68351_601232236631150_1169935676_n.jpg

PGFC
31-01-2014, 02:36 PM
:lol:

LDG
31-01-2014, 02:49 PM
Just had a couple of swift ones at lunch :wacko:

Niall_Quinn
31-01-2014, 02:58 PM
Why haven't we signed Draxler FFS!

WMUG
31-01-2014, 03:01 PM
Just had a couple of swift ones at lunch :wacko:

Just a quick one to help me concentrate...

PGFC
31-01-2014, 03:57 PM
Oh look, it's absolutely pouring down with rain, now there's a novelty <_<

I want chocolate and I want it now.

Niall_Quinn
31-01-2014, 03:58 PM
Somebody just gave me a bottle of whisky.

PGFC
31-01-2014, 04:01 PM
Why?

Niall_Quinn
31-01-2014, 04:06 PM
I threatened them.

Niall_Quinn
31-01-2014, 04:28 PM
I have last post in all the active threads right now. Total domination.

GP
31-01-2014, 04:30 PM
Congrats

Niall_Quinn
31-01-2014, 04:32 PM
Thanks, it was nothing really.

PGFC
31-01-2014, 04:44 PM
Oh.

Letters
31-01-2014, 05:45 PM
I have last post in all the active threads right now. Total domination.

2% away from it,definitely.

Niall_Quinn
31-01-2014, 05:49 PM
It's all collapsing, I've bottled it :crying:

Japan Shaking All Over
02-02-2014, 03:28 PM
Getting the car washed in anticipation for another week's worth of rain

GP
02-02-2014, 07:32 PM
Is Beth Tweddle the ultimate butter face?

Master Splinter
02-02-2014, 07:38 PM
Is Beth Tweddle the ultimate butter face?

no u

GP
02-02-2014, 07:39 PM
:loveblush:

Letters
02-02-2014, 08:46 PM
I'd like to see her dismount.

Letters
02-02-2014, 10:10 PM
http://www.thedrum.com/stuff/2014/02/01/bbc-subtitle-blunder-ushers-year-whores-chinese-new-year-celebrated?desktop=1

:d

Munchies
02-02-2014, 11:27 PM
You Me At Six number 1 on the album charts.

My cousin went to school with them :coffee: :getcoat:

GP
02-02-2014, 11:28 PM
They suck.

Munchies
02-02-2014, 11:31 PM
They suck.

Handful of songs are decent, but yeah, purely sales drive the charts nowadays.

LDG
03-02-2014, 09:54 AM
Kings of Leon headlining on Sunday of my Stag do.

Now they really do suck.

:(

The Specials are playing though :dance:

Munchies
04-02-2014, 10:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj055qdb63M

:haha:

Letters
04-02-2014, 10:18 AM
On a training course.
Free biscuits :bow:
Free hot chocolate :bow:

:patrice:

PGFC
05-02-2014, 11:27 AM
Windy <_<

Marc Overmars
05-02-2014, 11:31 AM
Hurry up Friday.

Letters
05-02-2014, 12:48 PM
MrsL got her hair done yesterday. She got some 'deal' so it was only £110.

:doh:

:fury:

WMUG
05-02-2014, 12:50 PM
Bloody hell, I thought 13 quid was expensive when I got my hair cut in York for the first time :blink:

Marc Overmars
05-02-2014, 12:50 PM
Bargain!

Munchies
05-02-2014, 12:52 PM
£110 :faint:

Letters
05-02-2014, 12:57 PM
Yes. Now it's a slightly different colour and she has a fringe.
Money well spent <_<

PGFC
05-02-2014, 01:00 PM
MrsL got her hair done yesterday. She got some 'deal' so it was only £110.

:doh:

:fury:

Is she Phil Tufnell?

Xhaka Can’t
05-02-2014, 01:04 PM
MrsL got her hair done yesterday. She got some 'deal' so it was only £110.

:doh:

:fury:

Chamakh that bitch up!

LDG
05-02-2014, 04:33 PM
Man. Come on the weekend :(

Munchies
05-02-2014, 04:44 PM
Man. Come on the weekend :(

Yeah, this week is going v.slowly

I thought yesterday was wednesday :doh:

Marc Overmars
05-02-2014, 07:55 PM
Forgot my railcard today and the guy checking tickets let me off and didn't charge me full price, even though I said I've got no problem paying as it was my mistake. He said I seemed genuine and I quote "An honest lad"

GHEL benefits. :bow:

Munchies
05-02-2014, 08:08 PM
Forgot my railcard today and the guy checking tickets let me off and didn't charge me full price, even though I said I've got no problem paying as it was my mistake. He said I seemed genuine and I quote "An honest lad"

GHEL benefits. :bow:

:bow:

and you're lucky the guy wasn't a jobsworth. Had a friend with me a year ago, and he had to get off at the next station, police were called and everything :lol: . He was black though lol

Niall_Quinn
05-02-2014, 08:12 PM
Trains :haha:

LDG
06-02-2014, 03:06 PM
What a boring miserable day.

Roll on tomorrow :scarf:

Fucked my back up at the gym yesterday. Luckily it's eased off today, but couldn't move last night :(

Niall_Quinn
06-02-2014, 03:31 PM
Gyms :haha:

Munchies
06-02-2014, 03:36 PM
What a boring miserable day.

Roll on tomorrow :scarf:

Fucked my back up at the gym yesterday. Luckily it's eased off today, but couldn't move last night :(

:haha:

Just kidding, ease into whatever you're doing !

LDG
06-02-2014, 04:05 PM
You fuckers.

Xhaka Can’t
06-02-2014, 04:22 PM
It appears to be raining here.

Marc Overmars
06-02-2014, 04:24 PM
Been raining all day. Have to play football in it later. Wonderful.

LDG
06-02-2014, 04:26 PM
I'm suprised there's any grass left in the entire country to play football on.

Munchies
06-02-2014, 04:37 PM
I hate playing football outdoors when it rains. One fall, and your whole arse got mud over it.

Rather play indoors, where you can be as much of a scrote till you get sent off . (Remember I once got sent off straight, back in secondary for a 2 foot on a twat :lol: ) .

Niall_Quinn
06-02-2014, 04:38 PM
It's global warming climate change rain.

Marc Overmars
06-02-2014, 04:44 PM
Luckily we don't play on grass. It's that synthetic grass/astroturf mix, the sort the Russians play on in the winter. Brilliant surface tbh.

Letters
06-02-2014, 05:43 PM
I'm suprised there's any grass left in the entire country to play football on.

There is, but unfortunately it's alla foot under water.

WMUG
06-02-2014, 05:48 PM
Luckily we don't play on grass. It's that synthetic grass/astroturf mix, the sort the Russians play on in the winter. Brilliant surface tbh.

3G :bow:

We have one on campus here. Absolutely wiped the floor with the league champions on it, after playing all the other games on molehill ridden pitches with willow trees overhanging one of the goals.

LDG
06-02-2014, 08:37 PM
I still have scars down my legs from playing on astro 15 years ago.

Sand burns :(

Horrific. But you have to ghel it up even on sand paper :good:

WMUG
06-02-2014, 09:10 PM
Sand astro is the absolute worst playing surface there is. Awful stuff. Whoever invented it should be killed.

Tbf.

Shaqiri Is Boss
06-02-2014, 09:22 PM
:gp:

Always stayed in your shoes for months as well. And it was horrible in the rain. Infact there was nothing good about it. Though the type with little rubbery black bits wasn't much better either.

GP
06-02-2014, 10:00 PM
You know what's worse?

Stamford Bridge.

Ollie the Optimist
06-02-2014, 10:12 PM
You know what's worse?

Stamford Bridge.

:gp:

LDG
07-02-2014, 09:29 AM
You know what's worse?

Stamford Bridge.

Too right.

Awful poster.

Letters
07-02-2014, 10:20 AM
Friday :yippee:

Last day of training today.

LDG
07-02-2014, 10:21 AM
:woohoo:

:beer:

Back still hurts though :(

Letters
07-02-2014, 10:23 AM
Exercise :lol:




Ow my chest :(

LDG
07-02-2014, 10:37 AM
I think it's actually caused by moving house, and all the lifting heavy stuff into the loft 'cos everyone else is either pregnant, old, weak or has a fucked up back themselves.

It just went "twang" whilst I was running on the treadmill, so it wasn't as though I was beef-caking the fuck out of everything.

Shaqiri Is Boss
07-02-2014, 10:38 AM
On the other hand, Letters' problem was caused by cake.

LDG
07-02-2014, 10:43 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26079358

:haha:

Letters
07-02-2014, 12:07 PM
On the other hand, Letters' problem was caused by cake.

Cake is awesome, tbf

Shaqiri Is Boss
07-02-2014, 01:56 PM
Cake is awesome, tbf

Well I don't think anyone can argue with that.

GP
07-02-2014, 02:00 PM
I quite like a lemon cake, tbh

Munchies
07-02-2014, 02:25 PM
Strawberry Cheesecake :bow:

Master Splinter
07-02-2014, 08:29 PM
I quite like a lemon cake, tbh

Lemon is a stunning ingredient tbf.

Lemon trees :bow:.

GP
07-02-2014, 08:30 PM
Lemon is a stunning ingredient tbf.

Lemon trees :bow:.

I could have a whole lemon party tbh

Munchies
07-02-2014, 11:43 PM
Randomly, what ever happened to the GW Arcade on the old board? Just remembered it as I was playing that 'flappy bird' game :lol:

It needs to make a return. :coffee:

Niall_Quinn
07-02-2014, 11:53 PM
I got a score of 3 on that flappy bird shit thing, the trick is to close your eyes and tap randomly.

Munchies
07-02-2014, 11:55 PM
I got a score of 3 on that flappy bird shit thing, the trick is to close your eyes and tap randomly.

:lol:

My highest was 8 . What you need to do, is tap when the bird is a little bit over the bottom stump thing.

And there was a BBC article about it today, the creator of the game gets $50k a day now from adverts, and it's hardly a unique game ! And he ripped the barrier things from Mario.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26090330

Letters
08-02-2014, 08:09 AM
I'd forgotten about the arcade! Dunno if there's a vBulliten equivalent.

Marc Overmars
08-02-2014, 11:38 AM
:lol:

My highest was 8 . What you need to do, is tap when the bird is a little bit over the bottom stump thing.

And there was a BBC article about it today, the creator of the game gets $50k a day now from adverts, and it's hardly a unique game ! And he ripped the barrier things from Mario.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26090330

Once you know the mechanics of the game it's pretty easy. My highest is 48.

It's addictive for a few days but then you swiftly realise it's shite.

GP
08-02-2014, 11:53 AM
It's proper shite.

It's just that helicopter flash game from about 15 years ago with graphics ripped off from Mario.

Letters
08-02-2014, 12:06 PM
Downloaded it to see what you're going on about.
Damned annoying.
Got 24 after quite a few goes.

Munchies
08-02-2014, 07:03 PM
It's proper shite.

It's just that helicopter flash game from about 15 years ago with graphics ripped off from Mario.

:lol: Yeah, that helicopter game was amazing man, we used to spend ICT lessons at the back of the class trying to get the highscore

--

http://playhelicopter.net/

Going to try it now

Got 913 :lol: , cba beating it again

WMUG
09-02-2014, 01:10 AM
How long before I can go back into AFC Debate? :(