"Currants Bw..."

[LDG]

This place is dire :yawn:

[Niall_Quinn]

This place is dire :yawn:

Kind of sad considering the way Letters bigs himself up all the time just because he's a forum admin.

[GP]

This place is dire :yawn:

Almost as dire as Letters' wardrobe.

[LDG]

Almost as dire as Letters' wardrobe.

We're all anxiously waiting for him to post up a picture of him at Caesars Palace, next to a slot machine, in a red/orange polo t-shirt.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:haha:

[LDG]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hayesbrown/mugabe-got-me-straight-tripping#.al1WGvGQ

:haha:

[WMUG]

I found the 'hide Buzzfeed' button on Facebook a while back. I can now use Facebook again.

[GP]

Buzzfeed is fucking terrible.

[adzzzbatch]

This place is dire :yawn:

When are we all meeting up for a few beers and to watch a game in a pub anyway?

[LDG]

When are we all meeting up for a few beers and to watch a game in a pub anyway?

:shrug:

Think I suggested the home game vs West Ham in March, as it's the only Saturday 3pm KO since forever.

But then again

:shrug:

[Niall_Quinn]

flob lob lob lob lob flob lob

[Letters]

Wow. There sure are a lot of sluts in Vegas.

:dance:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Wow. There sure are a lot of sluts in Vegas.

:dance:

First off are you really that surprised?

Second I hope your missus doesn't read your posts

[Letters]

First off are you really that surprised?

Second I hope your missus doesn't read your posts
I'm not surprised, no, but still :dance:
And so do I :ninja:

[Xhaka Can’t]

When are we all meeting up for a few beers and to watch a game in a pub anyway?
Lets just meet up.

We don't need Arsenal to try and piss over all the fun.

[Letters]

:lol: that's a pretty good idea :cheers:

[Injury Time]

Lets just meet up.

We don't need Arsenal to try and piss over all the fun.
Your best post yet tbftbhtbstbs

[LDG]

Lets just meet up.

We don't need Arsenal to try and piss over all the fun.

:gp:

[adzzzbatch]

:gp:

:gp:

[LDG]

:gp:

:gp:

[Ollie the Optimist]

if you are doing a west ham meetup, i shall see you there

[LDG]

if you are doing a west ham meetup, i shall see you there

I think we're doing it on a day when there's no game.

We don't need Arsenal to try and piss over all the fun.

[Ollie the Optimist]

I think we're doing it on a day when there's no game.

We don't need Arsenal to try and piss over all the fun.

ah fair enough. Well i live in london now, so can easily head up to that area anytime if there is a gw meet

[Letters]

We're all anxiously waiting for him to post up a picture of him at Caesars Palace, next to a slot machine, in a red/orange polo t-shirt.

ZOMG!

We ate at the buffet there last night.

https://www.caesars.com/caesars-palace/restaurants/bacchanal-buffet#.VNjuLo69KSM

Ridiculously expensive for a buffet but actually worth it.
Nom.
Nom.
Nom.

:dance:

[WMUG]

Is it safe to come back yet?

[Marc Overmars]

Just spent £35 on Roses.

Me. :lol:

[GP]

Only Wenger can manage Arsenal to any successful degree anyone else is doomed to fail.

[Niall_Quinn]

Only Wenger can manage Arsenal to any successful degree anyone else is doomed to fail.

Literally nobody has ever said that!

[LDG]

Just spent £35 on Roses.

Me. :lol:

:doh:

They were only £5 a tub at Christmas

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Literally nobody has ever said that!


Just spent £35 on Roses.

Me. :lol:

What are you apologising for?

[Letters]

Home.

Loving the cold, grey weather :(

[LDG]

Home.

Loving the cold, grey weather :(

Post-Holiday blues :pal:

[Letters]

<_<

Nice to be home in some ways but the weather was so lovely over there. I looked out of the window as we crossed the Irish Sea and it was all cloud.

Not sure I'm fussed about going to Vegas again but glad I've done it. Crazy, crazy place. And the Grand Canyon was spectacular.

[Marc Overmars]

You went at the right time for the weather. I went at the height of summer and it was horrific to walk outside during the day. Lovely at night though.

Bloody deserts.

[Letters]

Fo' shizzle. It was lovely when we were there, it was 24 degrees yesterday :lol:
In the summer...well, I've been to Dubai in May so I can imagine what it would be like, no fun at all.

[Marc Overmars]

I do wonder how Premier Inn makes any money with their "Good Night Guarantee" policy.

They don't seem to investigate anything that goes on, I've claimed so many times by making up some drivel about why I didn't enjoy my stay yet they seem to refund me immediately. :lol:

What a company. :bow:

[LDG]

This day is draaaggggging

[Niall_Quinn]

This day is draaaggggging

If you avoid logging in to GW then everything gradually speeds back up again.

[LDG]

If you avoid logging in to GW then everything gradually speeds back up again.

:lol:

I must admit. Watching the paint dry on this place is actually worse than working.

There were days when I could spend the whole day on here with #topbants and it would fly by.

:rose:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I may check this place from time to time on my phone while at work but there is no way I'd do it from my work laptop. I think there are a lot more workplace controls in general to prevent people misusing IT to waste the day away on chat forums.

[Niall_Quinn]

Use a colleague's computer.

[Letters]

I may check this place from time to time on my phone while at work but there is no way I'd do it from my work laptop. I think there are a lot more workplace controls in general to prevent people misusing IT to waste the day away on chat forums.

Not at the British Council there aren't
:patrice:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

British council :lol:

Should be renamed Pakistani council :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Need an exercise bike to put in the living room? Any suggestions?

[Niall_Quinn]

Need an exercise bike to put in the living room? Any suggestions?

Buy new or scan paper for second hand.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Need an exercise bike to put in the living room? Any suggestions?

http://msfitmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/exercise-bike-262x350.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

This is why you can't beat GW for consumer advice. Better than Top Gear tbf.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

http://msfitmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/exercise-bike-262x350.jpg

Nice to see Letters getting his exercise in on holiday.

[Letters]

Back at work :(

[GP]

Blacks at work :(

[Maestro]

off today, tomorrow and wednesday :jumpnana:

[Letters]

Well done you :angry:

[Letters]

Pancakes
:yippee:

Jebus :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Lemon and sugar, IMO.

[Letters]

Nutella > Lemon & Sugar

FACT.

[GP]

Nutella can suck a fat dick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nutella can suck a fat dick.

LOL - I guess you don't have kids then? Nutella is the only thing standing between order and juvenile anarchy. It's quite literally a magic substance.

[LDG]

Lemon and Sugar, tbf.

Though, I never usually get around to cooking them.

:yawn:

Hurry up Thursday.

[Letters]

I'd suck a fat dick if it was covered in Nutella :cool:


:unsure:

Hmm.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'd suck a fat dick if it was covered in Nutella :cool:


:unsure:

Hmm.

There's joking around on a footie forum.

And then there's this.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVZr3WbMQ6w

[Letters]

http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/london/celeb-vm/57035763


Be the envy of your peers with a personalised video message from The Hoff or celebrities such as Pat Sharp, Chesney Hawkes and Jesse McClure

:lol:

[GP]

:o Not THE Jesse McClure?

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a bloody good idea, wish I'd thought of it. There are millions of losers out there who will jump all over this. Guy's going to make a fortune.

[Letters]

That's a bloody good idea, wish I'd thought of it. There are millions of losers out there who will jump all over this. Guy's going to make a fortune.

Sadly, you're right. People sure are stupid

[Letters]

:o Not THE Jesse McClure?

The very same...

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Storage-Hunters-personality-Jesse-McClure-love/story-25275222-detail/story.html

[Letters]

Monday :(

[LDG]

Monday :(

:gp:

First Monday in a long while where I've felt the effects of too much boozing on a weekend....

Yuck.

[GP]

Mondays can suck a fat dick.

[Injury Time]

That's a bloody good idea, wish I'd thought of it. There are millions of losers out there who will jump all over this. Guy's going to make a fortune.


Sadly, you're right. People sure are stupid
When does yours arrive?:rimshot:

[Letters]

I ordered you a 'Pat Sharp' for your birthday. No need to thank me.


:p

[Injury Time]

I ordered you a 'Pat Sharp' for your birthday. No need to thank me.


:p
*sniff* didn't know you knew me so well *sniff* :cloud9:

[GP]

Remind me again:
How many syllables are
Haikus meant to have?

[LDG]

Remind me again:
How many syllables are
Haikus meant to have?

The was an old lady from Ealing

[Letters]

There once was a young man from Venus.


Friday :dance:

[LDG]

Friday :woohoo:

And the best Friday of them all.

Payday Friday :bow:

And beer day :bow:

[GP]

Semprini?

[Marc Overmars]

Not much of a payday for me.

Car insurance to pay and I'm saving for a deposit. :rose:

[LDG]

Not much of a payday for me.

Car insurance to pay and I'm saving for a deposit. :rose:

Just renewed mine, and saved a load, so was pleasantly surprised!


Fuck this Winter shit, btw. Spring is sprangling on Monday :woohoo:

[Niall_Quinn]

Something for you office bods to help ease away the last few hours of servitude.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2971409/What-color-dress-White-gold-blue-black.html

Eventually you'll see it. Weird.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

The sandwich ladies at my local shop showed me that, on their phone it looked blue and black, on the link to Pravda you provided it was white and gold.

[Niall_Quinn]

Was that insult to Pravda really necessary?

[Letters]

During my computing degree we did some stuff about how people perceive things - it was to do with how to design interfaces and that.
The way we perceive colours depends on context, so the surroundings make a difference. An optical illusion which demonstrates that is:

http://chrisglass.com/journal/images/2005/0606-optical.jpg

Where 'A' and 'B' are actually the same shade but because one is in the shadow and surrounded by darker squares and one is surrounded by much lighter ones we perceive them very differently.

I'm so interesting :cool:

[Niall_Quinn]

During my computing degree

:haha:

[Letters]

I only did it for the chicks :cool:


Hmm :(

[Niall_Quinn]

During my computing degree we did some stuff about how people perceive things - it was to do with how to design interfaces and that.
The way we perceive colours depends on context, so the surroundings make a difference. An optical illusion which demonstrates that is:

http://chrisglass.com/journal/images/2005/0606-optical.jpg

Where 'A' and 'B' are actually the same shade but because one is in the shadow and surrounded by darker squares and one is surrounded by much lighter ones we perceive them very differently.

I'm so interesting :cool:

They all look the same to me.

[Niall_Quinn]

I only did it for the chicks :cool:


Hmm :(

http://www.thingsnerdslike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/nerdy-girl-2-500x360.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Liquorice.

Yay or nay?

[LDG]

Liquorice.

Yay or nay?

Yay.

Especially the sherbet fountains!

[Letters]

Yay.

Especially the sherbet fountains!

You're an idiot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yay.

Especially the sherbet fountains!

Liquorice was always the last thing to be eaten. I'd even eat strawberry creams (cough medicine surprise) before resorting to liquorice. Used to be a right bummer getting those Allsorts. For some fucked up reason people used to think I liked them. I'd stuff them all in my face anyway but it wasn't as much fun as getting a box of Quality Street, for example. Mind you, those blue and pink coated ones, sugary shells and then liquorice and maybe aniseed inside. Remember those? They were okay I suppose. And Allsorts were useful at Christmas because you could offer them around while keeping all the Cadburys stuff tucked away for yourself. I remember I once swapped a box of Allsorts for one of those selection boxes with Flakes and Fudges and Curly Wurlys in. Great trade, for me at least. Spent the whole day thinking about what a massive sucker my mate was and how he was chomping his way through a shitload of liquorice. I wouldn't do it now, but as a kid you don't really give a shit about other people. Especially your mates. Mates at that age are just a gauge for comparison to make sure you got your fair share, or more in the best case scenarios. He probably deserved it anyway. Nothing at all to say he hadn't done exactly the same thing to some other poor fucker and this wasn't well deserved payback. Actually now I think about it I don't think it was even a full box. I think I'd already eaten those blue and pink ones.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

http://www.thingsnerdslike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/nerdy-girl-2-500x360.jpg

I thought there was a specific thread for pictures of users and their significant others

Mrs Letters is a stone cold Fox

[LDG]

Liquorice was always the last thing to be eaten. I'd even eat strawberry creams (cough medicine surprise) before resorting to liquorice. Used to be a right bummer getting those Allsorts. For some fucked up reason people used to think I liked them. I'd stuff them all in my face anyway but it wasn't as much fun as getting a box of Quality Street, for example. Mind you, those blue and pink coated ones, sugary shells and then liquorice and maybe aniseed inside. Remember those? They were okay I suppose. And Allsorts were useful at Christmas because you could offer them around while keeping all the Cadburys stuff tucked away for yourself. I remember I once swapped a box of Allsorts for one of those selection boxes with Flakes and Fudges and Curly Wurlys in. Great trade, for me at least. Spent the whole day thinking about what a massive sucker my mate was and how he was chomping his way through a shitload of liquorice. I wouldn't do it now, but as a kid you don't really give a shit about other people. Especially your mates. Mates at that age are just a gauge for comparison to make sure you got your fair share, or more in the best case scenarios. He probably deserved it anyway. Nothing at all to say he hadn't done exactly the same thing to some other poor fucker and this wasn't well deserved payback. Actually now I think about it I don't think it was even a full box. I think I'd already eaten those blue and pink ones.

Does it hurt having all this shit going round your brain. And do you often contemplate just jumping off a bridge?

[LDG]

You're an idiot.

No u.

And your face!

[Letters]

:(

[Niall_Quinn]

Does it hurt having all this shit going round your brain. And do you often contemplate just jumping off a bridge?

It was that or work. As far as I'm concerned I made the smart choice. Also I'm trying to patch things up with Lettuce so I posted up something I thought he'd find appealing.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31662024

:(

:rose:

[Letters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTv_bJRwf4

[Marc Overmars]

Love that Simpsons episode.

RIP. :rose:

[Letters]

I annoyed MrsL in Vegas by repeatedly singing "Mono!"...although we never did go on the monorail there.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:rose:

Good night, and keep watching the skis.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtQUePN5y40

Preview of the Funeral

[Niall_Quinn]

:rose:

Good night, and keep watching the skis.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9VOjwb1tQ4

[Niall_Quinn]

Piece of advice. Don't bother trying to post a comment on the Guardian web site. It'll just get deleted. All I did was point out one of their "journalists" is a cunt (just one of them, didn't have time to do them all) and for telling the truth my account got binned. And they have the nerve to criticise China and Glory Glory.

[GP]

Keyboard Warriors :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Keyboard Warriors :bow:

Very true. They'd never have deleted that post if I was standing there.

[LDG]

Lazy Sunday :bow:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Piece of advice. Don't bother trying to post a comment on the Guardian web site. It'll just get deleted. All I did was point out one of their "journalists" is a cunt (just one of them, didn't have time to do them all) and for telling the truth my account got binned. And they have the nerve to criticise China and Glory Glory.

maybe and just maybe a more loquacious epithet could have been employed?

[Niall_Quinn]

Lazy Sunday :bow:

Not necessarily. After the Monaco result some of them might decide enough is enough.

[Niall_Quinn]

maybe and just maybe a more loquacious epithet could have been employed?

You mean sugar coat the truth?

[Letters]

maybe and just maybe a more loquacious epithet could have been employed?
Who died and made you Russell Brand.


...hope it's Russell Brand.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196

I've never heard of them - they're not big and they're not clever.


:rimshot:

[Marc Overmars]

Piss off man flu.

[Letters]

Lot of it about right now, trying not to get infected.

[LDG]

Just over my latest bout of man ebola.

Horrendous it was.

Few beers this weekend though :dance:

Come on Friday. Hurry the fuck up.

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flXCWdhJnGY

[Letters]

:lol: It's funny 'cos he could have died.

[LDG]

:)

[Xhaka Can’t]

:)

Didn't even know you and MO were an item.

[WMUG]

:patrice:

[Letters]

:patrice:

I agree.

[Injury Time]

:dance:

[GP]

Did we win?

[Marc Overmars]

The Apple Watch. :haha:

What a load of shit, anyone who buys one deserves to be killed.

[GP]

Yeah I don't really see the point.

Mind you I thought the same about the ipad and look what happened there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Can a corporation produce the ugliest and most overpriced piece of shit imaginable but still find enough morons to throw their cash at it? Yes is the inevitable answer.

[Injury Time]

Can a corporation produce the ugliest and most overpriced piece of shit imaginable but still find enough morons to throw their cash at it? Yes is the inevitable answer.

Bit early for your analysis of our match against West Ham aren't you?

[Marc Overmars]

I'm one of those morons who have thrown cash at the West Ham game. :(

[Injury Time]

I'm one of those morons who have thrown cash at the West Ham game. :(

I can't go this weekend, so mate is taking his son, therefore it'll be 3-1 pub-a-thon ;)

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah I don't really see the point.

Mind you I thought the same about the ipad and look what happened there.
Same here. I thought it was nothing more than a gimmick.

[GP]

Same here. I thought it was nothing more than a gimmick.

Well, it is really.

[Niall_Quinn]

iPad is a great entertainment platform but that's about all. Sure, it can be used as a planner or a work tool but offers no significant advantage over a smartphone in such cases and phones are genuinely portable.

This watch thing. What can it do that a phone can't do? Except it will have a much smaller screen. Only real use I can think of relates to wifi and gps, the thing is strapped to your wrist so as a localised comms device is might have a slight convenience advantage over a phone. A £400 advantage? Hardly.

Tie this in with Google glass and you can spot where these cocks are going. There's a subtle but powerful difference in deliberately engaging with tech as opposed to it blending into your person and being always on. Only a brain donor would want it and that's what they are likely to end up with down the line, tech for a brain. It's the wet dream of every government and corporate cocksucker. Fuck them.

I don't have a mobile phone and feel no urge to get one. Don't have a watch either and don't want one. I have no interest in what the time is or if somebody wants to contact me. Why would anyone want to be always available, or always online? Are they really that important - apart from in their own mind?

[Niall_Quinn]

Battery life for this dumb watch is 18 hours :haha:

That gives you standard time checks, 45 mins of app use and 30 mins of music playback. :haha:

Continued app use could give as little as 3 hours meaning you'd have to charge the fucker 7 times to make it through one day :haha:

A watch that can't make it through a 24 hour period. From the people who brought you a phone that wasn't much good at making phone calls.

It beggars belief.

[Letters]

RIP, Terry Pratchett

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31858156

:(

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

RIP, Terry Pratchett

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31858156

:(

I have to admit i never read any of his books as they weren't really to my taste, but i had a lot of respect for the dignity in which he dealt with having Alzheimers. He was also a very articulate advocate for the "right to die", and like him i believe quality of life is far more important than longevity.

I can't be too sad at his passing because he wanted to go with his critical faculties still reasonably intact, however i am sad for his family and hope that he went peacefully and painlessly.

Rest in Peace Sir Terry.

[Letters]

Got into his stuff relatively late but love his use of language. But, as you say, it was a fairly good death, as these things go.

[Injury Time]

RIP, Terry Pratchett

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31858156

:(

DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
RIP :-(

[Letters]

DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
RIP :-(

:gp:

:(

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVSlE28hOgI

God I hate shopping.

[Letters]

Really?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916381

:lol:

Glastonbury :rose:

[LDG]

Really?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916381

:lol:

Glastonbury :rose:

:haha:

Awlful announcement.

Off to the island again this year....The Prodigy :bow:

[Letters]

And I'm off to see Paul McCartney again in May :cool:


:patrice:


Oh shut yer faces <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Got a few mates who are going to Glastonbury and they're disgusted. :lol:

Kanye fucking West.

Shite.

[The Wengerbabies]

type in loser.com :lol:

Have to say I do like Black Skinhead most of his other stuff is garbage though.

But hey he's making mad bank. Haters gonna hate hate hate...

[Injury Time]

And I'm off to see Paul McCartney again in May :cool:


:patrice:


Oh shut yer faces <_<

Thanks, in my moment of darkness, you show me that it could be worse :cheers:

[WMUG]

Going to Bilbao festival this year, Muse and Mumford & Sons are headlining.

Fuck off all of you.

[Letters]

Muse are OK, wouldn't see them again mind.
Mumford and Sons...meh.

[Marc Overmars]

Solar eclipse tomorrow morning. :popcorn:

That one in 1999. :bow:

[Letters]

80 :lol:
Awlful percentage for a solar eclipse.
Doubt you'll notice much tbh, although be sure to stare directly at the sun to see if you notice the difference from normal.

[Marc Overmars]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Letters]

I was a bit disappointed in '99, it did get quite dark but not like I expected.
Especially as I'd been waiting for it since I was at school.
A friend went to Germany for it, where it was total and said the last bit is like a light switch, I really have to see one sometime.

2017 in the US, FTW

http://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/

[Niall_Quinn]

greatamericaneclipse

We can only hope so.

[LDG]

A full Bonnie

[Marc Overmars]

Well that eclipse was awful. :lol:

Cloudy and grey over our glorious capital. :rose:

[Letters]

Tbh even if it had been sunny, apart from being able to look at it (if you have the right viewer), in terms of light level it wouldn't have been noticeable.
But yeah. Nice work, God <_<. Make a potentially spectacular solar eclipse and then make it cloudy so we can't tell.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Old man yells at cloud.

[Letters]

:lol:

I'm not that old :angry:

[LDG]

:lol:

I'm not that old :angry:

:rose: :wave:

[LDG]

Permanent Eclipse

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11081114_635562209878214_6386746436442259768_n.jpg ?oh=399e9d5204a392a5d144faab6ec71563&oe=55761A08&__gda__=1433537712_a35bbf013238fcdfab608424ee89b34 b

[GP]

Spurs :lol:

I fucked all their mums.

[LDG]

Spurs :lol:

I fucked all their mums.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/19/article-2327171-19E0D98D000005DC-359_634x370.jpg

[GP]

Did them first.

[LDG]

You could have gotten suffocated by that arm fat.

[Niall_Quinn]

I was a bit disappointed in '99, it did get quite dark but not like I expected.
Especially as I'd been waiting for it since I was at school.
A friend went to Germany for it, where it was total and said the last bit is like a light switch, I really have to see one sometime.

2017 in the US, FTW

http://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/shitty-eclipse_zpssi6cza0w.jpg

[LDG]

:haha:

[Letters]

:lol:

<_<

[fakeyank]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/shitty-eclipse_zpssi6cza0w.jpg

:haha: :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Did them first.

They thought they were in for a good time.

They were mistaken.

[LDG]

Cunting Monday :(

[Letters]

Is that like Good Friday or Shrove Tuesday :unsure:

[GP]

Mondays can go cunt themselves.

[Letters]

I'm not sure they can :unsure:

[GP]

Well, not with that attitude.

[mr_brighterside]

had good news today but not looking forward to work tomorrow.

it's a lot of fun having a hyper playful 1 year old to come home to each day though.

[Letters]

Ok...what was the good news?

[GP]

Extra bible study after his midnight self-flagellation.

[LDG]

Ok...what was the good news?

Good news.....not looking forward to work?

Can only mean one thing.

Embezzlement.

[Letters]

Extra bible study after his midnight self-flagellation.

:haha:

Christians :pal:


Oh...wait. <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Hurry up Easter.

[Letters]

Jebus :bow:

[mr_brighterside]

Ok...what was the good news?

offer accepted on a house, quite chuffed :D

[mr_brighterside]

Extra bible study after his midnight self-flagellation.

relying on Dan Brown books to make up for your ignorance? :console:

[Letters]

offer accepted on a house, quite chuffed :D

Cool. MrsL wants us to move soon. Not looking forward to that arseache :(

[GP]

relying on Dan Brown books to make up for your ignorance? :console:

Nah, I don't rely on books to dictate how I live my life.

[Marc Overmars]

:rimshot:

[Letters]

I do what I feel like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l84MdfAox0Y

[mr_brighterside]

Cool. MrsL wants us to move soon. Not looking forward to that arseache :(

everything from finding the right place, getting the offer accepted to the grind of getting solicitors, surveys and logistics sorted for move is a pain. Is worth it in the end though. we'll move in to the in laws between selling and buying.

[Letters]

we'll move in to the in laws between selling and buying.
:pal:

[LDG]

Hurry up Easter.

It really can't come soon enough.

I'm gonna get hammered on the Firday night, sleep all day Saturday, and then go again on Sunday.

Like Jesus.

[GP]

Zombie Jebus :bow:

[Letters]

It really can't come soon enough.

I'm gonna get hammered on the Firday night, sleep all day Saturday, and then go again on Sunday.

Like Jesus.

:rimshot:


<_<

[Marc Overmars]

Love April-May. All those bank holidays and I'm off to Cancun mid-May too.

Work. :lol:

Bye.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It really can't come soon enough.

I'm gonna get hammered on the Firday night, sleep all day Saturday, and then go again on Sunday.

Like Jesus.
Sounds like you're going to leglessland while I'm going to Legoland.

[Letters]

Never been to Legoland. Need to borrow a child. #yewtree

[GP]

Clarkson :wave:

[Letters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc

tbh

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32056330

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32056330

:lol:

A tragedy?! :lol:

No, that plane crashing into the Alps is tragic. This is some old wanker getting what he deserves, good riddance.

[The Wengerbabies]

This day just keeps getting worse

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a637918/zayn-malik-quits-one-direction-id-like-to-apologise-to-the-fans.html#~p7XLGvJ7711pEO

22 and never having to work again in your life. Imagine the stress.



Also disgusting the way Clarkson is treated.

[The Wengerbabies]

A tragedy?! :lol:

No, that plane crashing into the Alps is tragic. This is some old wanker getting what he deserves, good riddance.

I thought you had taste.

In what way does he deserve it?

He is the BBCs biggest money generator. So what if he had a minor altercation with a member of the production staff. I guarantee this thing goes on behind the scenes all the time in showbiz. Its normally kept under wraps and resolved privately but the truth is the BBC have been looking for any excuse to get rid of Clarkson for years as he doesn't fit with their liberal agenda. Its a disgrace we are forced to fund this corporation.

Covering up pedophilia is okay though apparently. Strong logic.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32056330

:lol:
His hat is a tragedy.

[LDG]

His hat is a tragedy.

Are you from Steps?

[WMUG]

I thought you had taste.

In what way does he deserve it?


He assaulted a colleague?

[mr_brighterside]

sad to see him go but I can see they had little choice if the facts are proven. Anyone would expect their boss to be fired if they abused and assaulted them. although I don't agree with his opinions he was unusual in not being an off the shelf boring guardianista. if the beeb is genuine about wanting different people on their programmes they'll need to show it.

[Letters]

He assaulted a colleague?

Yeah, but apart from that...and the numerous other instances where he's been hauled over the coals for racism and just generally being a cock.

Any other job (with the exception of footballer) and he'd have been fired years ago.

[Niall_Quinn]

A tragedy?! :lol:

No, that plane crashing into the Alps is tragic. This is some old wanker getting what he deserves, good riddance.

Depends who's on the plane.

Dropping Clarkson is so stupid you could bottle it and sell it as concentrated stupid juice. The old farts running the propaganda arm of the British establishment were always 30 years behind the times. All publicity is good publicity. Top Gear would have been bigger than ever but it's beyond a dumb bureaucracy to figure that out. Take government lies and push them 24/7, that's all this crappy corporation knows how to do. That and extort money from the public. Oh and fiddle with kids.

[Niall_Quinn]

He assaulted a colleague?

Don't be ridiculous. I assume it was a member of the BBC? What else are you supposed to do to a member of the BBC if you aren't going to assault them? What else are they good for? Name one thing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah, but apart from that...and the numerous other instances where he's been hauled over the coals for racism and just generally being a cock.

Any other job (with the exception of footballer) and he'd have been fired years ago.

He's not a racist. He isn't politically correct, that's his biggest crime. Our boys kill "ragheads" overseas and then return to a parade. That's racism in its purest form from the establishment cunts sending them through to the dimwitted boots on the ground pulling the triggers. Let's get real.

[WMUG]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/25/man-loses-job-after-punching-colleague-in-face_n_6940474.html

[Niall_Quinn]

Tymon, who was subjected to a sustained verbal abuse by the presenter, was left “shocked and distressed by the incident” and “drove to a nearby A&E department for examination”.

:haha: Modern "men"

[Master Splinter]

Probably rolled around 20 times and peeked out from under his fingers.

100% dive.

Arteta banned for five games.

Clarkson shot for being a painfully and boringly obnoxious man in an eternal mid-life crisis.

[mr_brighterside]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLRna0RRvxo :lol:

[mr_brighterside]

:tumbleweed:

[Niall_Quinn]

:tumbleweed:

Everyone has agreed not to post here until Clarkson is reinstated.

[GP]

SCAB!

[Injury Time]

SCAB!

Pick it!

[Letters]

Finally, I got my own show :dance:

http://letterslive.com/

[Injury Time]

Finally, I got my own show :dance:

http://letterslive.com/

Sponsored by Dignitas "once watched it's time to go"

[Letters]

That's you off the VIP list <_<

[LDG]

Damn it. One less hours sleep :(

Still, at least We got it out of the way before Monday.

Severe hangover too, with an energetic 1 yr old. :(

[Letters]

I was going to ask you when you changed the clocks at this time of year to beat the system :lol:

[LDG]

I was going to ask you when you changed the clocks at this time of year to beat the system :lol:

Can't be done. It's just the winter one where I save my extra hour in bed for the Monday :cool:

[Letters]

:woohoo:

I've had an email from someone offering me $45 for every thousand new subscribers we get in exchange for the use of their Captcha tool. :cool:

I must look through that yacht catalogue :dance:

[Niall_Quinn]

Damn it. One less hours sleep :(

Still, at least We got it out of the way before Monday.

Severe hangover too, with an energetic 1 yr old. :(

Even I waited until the kid was 2 before allowing him excess alcohol. :sulk:

[Letters]

http://www.mamamia.com.au/lifestyle/patrick-sondheimer/

That.

[Letters]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/waka-waka?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.gb3kPrkVV

Google :bow:

[GP]

https://com.google/

[Niall_Quinn]

https://com.google/

Now if they reverse the search results they might be onto something better than the broken shit they are currently shovelling. The only company that can defeat Apple in the hype war.

[LDG]

Friday :dance:

[Letters]

Innit :dance:

[Marc Overmars]

I've got next Tuesday off, so 5 day weekend. :bow:

[Letters]

I don't, but it's still two 4 day weeks in a row and the week after that I'm off to Brighton for a couple of days so that'll be a 3 day week.
Jebus :bow:

[WMUG]

Romans :bow:

:gp:

[Letters]

:lol:

Farage :rolleyes:

[WMUG]

THE FOREIGNERS HAVE AIDS!

[Letters]

They come over here with their malfunctioning immune systems :fury:

[LDG]

It's a rather monday-ish Tuesday today. I knew I should have booked today off....

I may need to book Friday off.

[Letters]

I reckon I can struggle through a 4 day week.
And next week is a 3 day week for me.
:dance:

[LDG]

I've been stuffed this year, as I'm having to take extra leave for trips to Estonia in the summer and at Christmas. Stupid foreign wife <_<

That means my usual "casual" holiday allowance is severely reduced.

Think I have two days left of unbooked holiday....:crying:

[Letters]

Public Sector leave allowance :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

Term time only contract* :bow:




*Makes pay a bit shit though <_<

[GP]

Going to Leeds on Saturday.

Jealous?

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't know Lloyd.

The French are assholes.

[mr_brighterside]

my leave allowance is pretty good, public sector too.

not been to gym much for ages but been to gym four times since Friday, hopefully can keep it up.

[LDG]

I take it the sunshine will disappear in time for the weekend? <_<

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/tmVJtna.jpg

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-32117018

Me :rose:

:(

[Ollie the Optimist]

are we going to have a GW meet on the day of our league and fa cup parade?


;)

[LDG]

are we going to have a GW meet on the day of our league and fa cup parade?


;)

No, but I'll be there to meet up when we secure fourth spot on the final day of the season, as usual.

:good:

[Letters]

are we going to have a GW meet on the day of our league and fa cup parade?


;)

I don't think I'll still be alive.

FA Cup Final meetup? :unsure:

#countingchickens.