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Marc Overmars
19-09-2011, 09:24 AM
Best kind of weather today. Chilled breeze with a bit of sun.

Autumn/Winter. :bow:

PGFC
19-09-2011, 09:37 AM
Morning :yawn:

Xhaka Can’t
19-09-2011, 10:33 AM
When is Stinky back?

LDG
19-09-2011, 10:39 AM
When is Stinky back?

Dunno, but he probably fits in with the smelly french people, so maybe he decided to stay.

Xhaka Can’t
19-09-2011, 10:43 AM
True.

He's probably the Big Cheese there.

A big stinky cheese.

Or little.

LDG
20-09-2011, 08:32 AM
Gah.

That is all.

Injury Time
20-09-2011, 08:50 AM
Gush.

That is all.
Yeah yeah okay show off :sulk:

Flavs
20-09-2011, 08:54 AM
Dunno, but he probably fits in with the smelly french people, so maybe he decided to stay.

Racist :angry:

LDG
20-09-2011, 08:56 AM
Racist :angry:

Not all french people are black :sulk:

Injury Time
20-09-2011, 08:56 AM
Racist :angry:
Could you be angry down wind ffs :sulk:

Flavs
20-09-2011, 08:57 AM
Not all french people are black :sulk:

Or smelly for that matter

PGFC
20-09-2011, 09:01 AM
Not all french people are black :sulk:


Or smelly for that matter

But they are, unfortunately for them, still all French.

Flavs
20-09-2011, 09:03 AM
But they are, unfortunately for them, still all French.

I don't think its unfortunate apart from Parisians who tend to be very unfortunate

Ollie the Optimist
20-09-2011, 10:12 AM
morning all :wave:

now in bristol, feels strange to have left home after living there for 18 months

LDG
21-09-2011, 09:37 AM
Date for completion!!!

Show me the money!!!!

Marc Overmars
21-09-2011, 09:54 AM
Booked a pre-Christmas trip to Amsterdam.

:dance:

LDG
21-09-2011, 09:58 AM
Booked a pre-Christmas trip to Amsterdam.

:dance:

Drugtastic :woohoo:

dazthegooner
21-09-2011, 10:04 AM
Nah he's going for the Prossie's :)

LDG
21-09-2011, 10:17 AM
I'm off to Estonia at Christmas :trophy:

Oh.

:(

Marc Overmars
21-09-2011, 10:35 AM
Done the lads tour of the Dam before, it was messy...

Going with the missus this time though, so it will probably be more cultural. "ohh check this river and bridge out"

Lol no.

Syn
21-09-2011, 05:50 PM
What's the deal with google plus? Izzit better than facebook? Will it take over the world?

Thinking of joining but need to know what I'm getting myself into.

Xhaka Can’t
21-09-2011, 05:52 PM
Will you be my friend?

Master Splinter
21-09-2011, 05:53 PM
Just wait for Ask Jeeves Plus.

Syn
21-09-2011, 05:55 PM
Is it just one of them? <_<

I was under the impression it was a cross between linkedin and facebook. Ah, fuck it, I'll observe the waiting period.

Marc Overmars
21-09-2011, 06:45 PM
Can we get rid of that annoying blue arrow?

GP
21-09-2011, 06:50 PM
Can we get rid of that annoying blue arrow?

I never go to the google homepage.

Just set efukt.com as my homepage and use the google search bar at the top of the browser.

Marc Overmars
21-09-2011, 06:53 PM
efukt. :haha:


:ninja:

Coney
21-09-2011, 07:26 PM
:lol: That's going to give you so many viruses on many levels.

GP
21-09-2011, 07:57 PM
:lol: That's going to give you so many viruses on many levels.

http://forum.gaijinpot.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15307&d=1315624286

:good:

LDG
22-09-2011, 11:34 AM
What a shit day.

Gonna get tanked tonight.

PGFC
22-09-2011, 11:59 AM
:tiphat:

:shrug: but at least the sun's shining.

LDG
22-09-2011, 01:48 PM
Twas a nice lunch :D

Met the missus for a sarni and a drink in the park in the sun.

Not such a shit day afterall :D

Still getting tanked tonight though.

Alan B'stard
22-09-2011, 02:13 PM
Nayanette II born 9am, weighing 7lbs

Marc Overmars
22-09-2011, 02:16 PM
Congrats. :tiphat:

LDG
22-09-2011, 02:25 PM
Congratulations mate! One of my fav posters.

:dancingman:

Japan Shaking All Over
22-09-2011, 02:55 PM
Wish me luck
Live baby birth on GW

In hozzie with wife screaming the place down, waiting for first child/son to show his face

LDG
22-09-2011, 03:00 PM
Two GW births in a day! :faint:

Where's Handy when you need her....

LDG
22-09-2011, 03:01 PM
I'll get the kettle on, and some towels!!

Xhaka Can’t
22-09-2011, 03:57 PM
Congrats and good luck respectively!

Coney
22-09-2011, 04:26 PM
Great news. How's the nipper? ;)

Alan B'stard
22-09-2011, 05:12 PM
Thanks all. And good luck jsao.

Master Splinter
22-09-2011, 05:51 PM
Wish me luck
Live baby birth on GW

In hozzie with wife screaming the place down, waiting for first child/son to show his face

GW is still your first priority :bow:.

Coney
22-09-2011, 06:16 PM
Nayanette II born 9am, weighing 7lbs

Missed that post. Congrats and best wishes.

Japan Shaking All Over
22-09-2011, 07:03 PM
Toby - 2.8kgs and born about 2 and a half hours ago

thanks all and congratulations to Alan B

Xhaka Can’t
22-09-2011, 07:12 PM
Toby - 2.8kgs and born about 2 and a half hours ago

thanks all and congratulations to Alan B

Wow! What a day (even thought there it is tomoorow)!

Congratulations!

Master Splinter
22-09-2011, 08:53 PM
Congratulations to the new fathers :scarf:.

Should make this day a GW bank holiday tbh.

PGFC
22-09-2011, 09:17 PM
Congratulations to the new fathers :scarf:.

Should make this day a GW bank holiday tbh.

This :good: Congratulations to you both (or all four of you :unsure: )

Syn
22-09-2011, 09:21 PM
Congrats nayan and gooner in nipon! :scarf:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-09-2011, 09:29 PM
Indeed, congrats to both!

GP
22-09-2011, 09:31 PM
Congrats to both, and welcome to little babies Dennis and Thierry! :scarf:

Master Splinter
22-09-2011, 10:04 PM
JSAO's son should be the mascot for the MOC.

(Only if he's cute though).

Master Splinter
22-09-2011, 10:06 PM
Congrats to both, and welcome to little babies Dennis and Thierry! :scarf:

Either would be a great name for a girl tbh.

Marc Overmars
22-09-2011, 10:55 PM
Congrats again! Great news.

Elsewhere, I upgraded to Windows 7 today. Good stuff tbh, it had to be after the shocker that was Vista.

Master Splinter
22-09-2011, 11:39 PM
What was the problem with Vista?

I made the jump from XP to 7, without the detour to Vista.

7 is pretty shiny and smooth tbh. Technical terms.

Marc Overmars
22-09-2011, 11:48 PM
Speaking from experience because I had a laptop with Vista, it was very cumbersome and overloaded with unnecessary security features. It always used to freeze on me when I was playing FM as well. The breaking point came when I had just reached the CL final with MK Dons and it crashed when I went 1-0 up. :doh:

So I just got someone to format the hard drive and load XP on there, never had any trouble since.

Master Splinter
22-09-2011, 11:56 PM
So your Vista was a Wimbledon fan?

Marc Overmars
22-09-2011, 11:57 PM
:lol:

May have been.

Japan Shaking All Over
23-09-2011, 06:38 AM
Congrats to both, and welcome to little babies Dennis and Thierry! :scarf:

was thinking of Cygan. . . . . but refuse NQs suggestion of Marouane

Japan Shaking All Over
23-09-2011, 06:39 AM
JSAO's son should be the mascot for the MOC.

(Only if he's cute though).

and so it shall pass

LDG
23-09-2011, 08:37 AM
JSAO :bow:

Nayan :bow:

Awesome sperm! Well done!

Chrissie
23-09-2011, 08:40 AM
Congrats to both! :ladynana: :wine:

GP
23-09-2011, 09:12 AM
JSAO :bow:

Nayan :bow:

Awesome sperm! Om nom nom!

:sick:

PGFC
23-09-2011, 09:34 AM
Morning All :tiphat:

Mind that satellite...

LDG
23-09-2011, 09:40 AM
:unsure:

Marc Overmars
23-09-2011, 09:41 AM
Morning All :tiphat:

Mind that satellite...

1 in 3200 chance of someone being hit.

Still not the best odds tbh. :unsure:

PGFC
23-09-2011, 09:46 AM
Better odds than us winning the EPL this season though...

LDG
23-09-2011, 10:01 AM
I once punched a satelite. In the face.

LDG
23-09-2011, 03:05 PM
Hour and a half til beer o-clock.

Can I get through it??

Master Splinter
23-09-2011, 03:19 PM
I once punched a satelite. In the face.

Did you knock off one of it's 'L's whilst doing so?

LDG
23-09-2011, 03:26 PM
Did you knock off one of it's 'L's whilst doing so?

Gonna punch you in the face :angry:

Marc Overmars
25-09-2011, 03:06 PM
Helped my bro move to uni today. One of his flatmates is disgustingly hot, when she came to say hello we both looked at each other with the same thought. :lol:

I wish I had people like that in my first year flat. Mine all looked like they came from Mordor.

Master Splinter
25-09-2011, 03:44 PM
Sauron is quite handsome tbh.

Not sure if he was born there though tbf.

PGFC
26-09-2011, 08:42 AM
Morning All :tiphat:

Tropical this morning...

Ollie the Optimist
26-09-2011, 09:30 AM
morning all. first day of uni today (again) :dance:

Japan Shaking All Over
26-09-2011, 09:32 AM
Sauron is quite handsome tbh.

Not sure if he was born there though tbf.

Dont know bout that. . . .think he is gay!

kept giving me the eye!

Flavs
26-09-2011, 09:43 AM
I think I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre yesterday, couldn't really get a good look at his face though cos he had his back to the fuchsia's...

IBK
26-09-2011, 09:51 AM
I think I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre yesterday, couldn't really get a good look at his face though cos he had his back to the fuchsia's...

Doubt it. Probably just a shaky resemblance.

Letters
26-09-2011, 10:28 AM
Dont know bout that. . . .think he is gay!

kept giving me the eye!

Literally the Jap's eye?

dazthegooner
26-09-2011, 11:06 AM
Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her what did what did she want me to do punch her in the face during sex? :)

Letters
26-09-2011, 11:07 AM
Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her

:lol:

IBK
26-09-2011, 11:08 AM
Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her what did what did she want me to do punch her in the face during sex? :)

That is a miserable reason to get dumped. Sounds like a pretext to me. Anyway, fuck the bitch - plenty more fish in the sea.

Letters
26-09-2011, 11:15 AM
Anyway, fuck the bitch.

He did, just not roughly enough.

dazthegooner
26-09-2011, 11:18 AM
:lol:

IBK
26-09-2011, 11:19 AM
He did, just not roughly enough.

:lol: Unfortunate turn of phrase I guess!

dazthegooner
26-09-2011, 11:21 AM
Saying that better off when clubing she used to dance with other blokes. she told me she likes to flirt but sometimes she went too far and I've had a lot better and will do again.

IBK
26-09-2011, 11:23 AM
Saying that better off when clubing she used to dance with other blokes. she told me she likes to flirt but sometimes she went too far and I've had a lot better and will do again.

That's the spirit. Can't stand women who need to flirt to feel good about themselves.

dazthegooner
26-09-2011, 11:26 AM
Well not being big headed I get women coming on to me quite often so won't take me long :ninja:

LDG
26-09-2011, 11:30 AM
She sounds like a lovely girl.

PGFC
26-09-2011, 11:39 AM
Saying that better off when clubing she used to dance with other blokes. she told me she likes to flirt but sometimes she went too far and I've had a lot older and will do again.

Stick to what you know :good:


So, is Ashburton2006 the new GWs first "Flounce-Away" then?

IBK
26-09-2011, 11:44 AM
Stick to what you know :good:


So, is Ashburton2006 the new GWs first "Flounce-Away" then?

Was Flav's post the funniest reason for flouncing?

Flavs
26-09-2011, 11:56 AM
Well not being big headed I get women coming on to me quite often so won't take me long :ninja:

Do they think you are Leon Osman?

Flavs
26-09-2011, 11:57 AM
Was Flav's post the funniest reason for flouncing?

Moi? :unsure:

Coney
26-09-2011, 12:04 PM
Was Flav's post the funniest reason for flouncing?

No - in reply to Ashburton2006's "Just one last thing, I was at the game on Saturday, and one or two of you may have even been sitting next to me (not for the 3rd goal though, I was on my way out to the station!)" he should have said "So you missed the Wigan goal then".

Cripps_orig
26-09-2011, 12:12 PM
Mondays :bow:

Coney
26-09-2011, 12:15 PM
Why?

Cripps_orig
26-09-2011, 12:15 PM
Day off from work

IBK
26-09-2011, 01:00 PM
Moi? :unsure:

Toi - your 'it was before then' was a classic.

Xhaka Can’t
26-09-2011, 01:04 PM
It was a bit mean tbh.

Marc Overmars
26-09-2011, 01:05 PM
Just 3 months to go until Christmas. :popcorn:

Xhaka Can’t
26-09-2011, 01:07 PM
LDG, the answer is 'no'.

dazthegooner
26-09-2011, 01:11 PM
LDG, the answer is 'no'.

So playing hard to get huh?

Xhaka Can’t
26-09-2011, 01:15 PM
Treat me mean, keep me keen.

dazthegooner
26-09-2011, 02:15 PM
Oooh she just wants to be fook buddies till one of us finds someone else I'm always up for the that no strings attached sex oh yes!

Flavs
26-09-2011, 02:16 PM
Oooh she just wants to be fook buddies till one of us finds someone else I'm always up for the that no strings attached sex oh yes!

make sure you beat the living shit out of her next time you hit that

dazthegooner
26-09-2011, 02:30 PM
make sure you beat the living shit out of her next time you hit that

Well thats whats she likes ;)

LDG
26-09-2011, 02:53 PM
LDG, the answer is 'no'.

Harsh. But fair. Next time I'll do it at the eiffel tower....seems to work for most people <_<

PGFC
26-09-2011, 03:26 PM
Katy Price goes to China for a new type of gynaecological exam...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15057234

GP
26-09-2011, 03:28 PM
Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her what did what did she want me to do punch her in the face during sex? :)

Put her head in a fuckin vice.

Master Splinter
26-09-2011, 03:48 PM
Dont know bout that. . . .think he is gay!

kept giving me the eye!

Letters and Coney would be proud.

Japan Shaking All Over
26-09-2011, 04:43 PM
Letters and Coney would be proud.

whys that?

they like a bit of 'one eye' do they?

Injury Time
26-09-2011, 04:46 PM
Katy Price goes to China for a new type of gynaecological exam...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15057234
No wonder the guy Is top to toe rubber :sick:

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 04:58 AM
4 more minutes and its 2pm - and off for 3+ weeks

a period packed of screaming, crying, no sleep, vomit and shitty nappies.........

so that's what I anticipate watching Arsenal vs Spuds will be like.......the rest of the time will be spent looking after the new born!

Letters
27-09-2011, 06:43 AM
:rimshot:

Have a nice break, if that's possible.

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 07:19 AM
:rimshot:

Have a nice break, if that's possible.

Thanks mate

wonder how Alan is getting on. . .my wife and son out of hospital tomorrow

getting the barnet cut before picking them up

LDG
27-09-2011, 07:20 AM
Thanks mate

wonder how Alan is getting on. . .my wife and son out of hospital tomorrow

getting the barnet cut before picking them up

The bees! :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
27-09-2011, 07:27 AM
The bees! :bow:

Lawrie Sanchez :wwf:

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 08:23 AM
He cuts hair :shrug:

Letters
27-09-2011, 08:27 AM
Oh shit! The big BIG boss has decided to hot-desk near us today.
Might need to do some work!
:yikes:

LDG
27-09-2011, 08:34 AM
:pal:

I'm doing the jobs of three people for two weeks. I suppose I ought to as well.....

Meh.

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 08:37 AM
Last day I have to be in the hospital. . . .

Wife is asleep. . . .little un shut up in a room with the curtains drawn. . . .

and just you stellar group of scholars to keep me company. . . .ROCK. . . .ON!

LDG
27-09-2011, 08:39 AM
What are the nurses like?

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 08:48 AM
What are the nurses like?

Big. . . .they carry the babies like the waitresses at the Oktoberfest carry jugs of brew. . . .

Chrissie
27-09-2011, 09:34 AM
What a shite day. Guy in my office has just been made redundant. We're sorting his leaving do for Friday.

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 09:43 AM
I got promoted to branch manager and stand to earn less money. . . .timing couldnt be worse

Chrissie
27-09-2011, 09:48 AM
How does that work then if you got promoted?

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 09:51 AM
lose the right to claim overtime!
I should think that any work I do outside my contracted hours is as if Im volunteering :doh:

Chrissie
27-09-2011, 09:58 AM
That makes sense even if it's not fair. We have that here at my place.

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 10:34 AM
My argument was that if I do a couple of extra hours at the end of a day fair enough, say like something requires attention but if I put myself in for an extra day. . . .work one of my days off, I can get paid. . . .no was the answer. . . .

so I buttoned my lip and just put it in my mind that somewhere down the line the hardwork will pay dividends. . . .and before you say it, Im a Gooner and live in a disillusioned world. . . .:smile:

Master Splinter
27-09-2011, 02:59 PM
so I buttoned my lip and just put it in my mind that somewhere down the line the hardwork will pay dividends. . . .and before you say it, Im a Gooner and live in a disillusioned world. . . .:smile:

Mindless Optimism :bow:.

Are you still actually in Japan, by the way?

Marc Overmars
27-09-2011, 03:53 PM
They were handing out free wings outside Nandos earlier. om nom nom nom.

Free chicken. :bow:

Japan Shaking All Over
27-09-2011, 03:53 PM
Mindless Optimism :bow:.

Are you still actually in Japan, by the way?

Live and kicking in Tokyo, why?

Master Splinter
27-09-2011, 04:29 PM
Live and kicking in Tokyo, why?

I wasn't sure if you permanently lived there or not.

Also, call your kid Yoshi please.

IBK
27-09-2011, 08:22 PM
Have you been in one of those fake tube sex trains that they are supposed to have?

GP
27-09-2011, 08:24 PM
Also, is it true they have vending machines selling dirty knickers?

I'm asking for... a friend :unsure:

Letters
27-09-2011, 08:44 PM
Have you been in one of those fake tube sex trains that they are supposed to have?

What what what? :popcorn:

GP. Dirty as in soiled? :sick:

GP
27-09-2011, 09:10 PM
What what what? :popcorn:

GP. Dirty as in soiled? :sick:

Don't ask me, ask the pervert who lives there

Japan Shaking All Over
28-09-2011, 03:46 AM
on my way to collect my wife and son
gonna be the first time to hold him
Hozzie wouldnt let the dads near the babies till they are released :-(

Already in trouble because the wife thinks Im running late. . .shes scteaming get us out of this place. . , 5 days in and she is either going nuts or back to her old self

LDG
28-09-2011, 08:44 AM
Signing the title deeds over on my flat tonight :upset:

Massive service charge on the place next year though :pal:

Letters
28-09-2011, 08:56 AM
Morning :tiphat:

Apparently mum's sent us some flowers. To MrsL's address. How lovely:

:patrice:


She sent some money to mine though :trophy:

dazthegooner
28-09-2011, 09:02 AM
Well I've got a date tonight oh yes :)

LDG
28-09-2011, 09:04 AM
Well I've got a date tonight oh yes :)

Smash the fuck out of the bitch!

dazthegooner
28-09-2011, 09:12 AM
Smash the fuck out of the bitch!
Already slept with her when with I was the last one :)

Xhaka Can’t
28-09-2011, 09:13 AM
:lol:

Letters
28-09-2011, 09:14 AM
Already slept with her when with I was the last one :)

You're a real hero :rolleyes:

LDG
28-09-2011, 09:14 AM
:haha:

Xhaka Can’t
28-09-2011, 09:15 AM
You're a real hero :rolleyes:

Yeah, like you've never cheated. :rolleyes:

dazthegooner
28-09-2011, 09:15 AM
You're a real hero :rolleyes:

Well the last one wasn't the full ticket might have been doing the same thing herself the way she flirts around men :good:

dazthegooner
28-09-2011, 09:16 AM
And i even have my own cape!

LDG
28-09-2011, 09:17 AM
Yeah, like you've never cheated. :rolleyes:

Well, I do expect him to spend the money his mum sent him on hookers tbf.

IBK
28-09-2011, 09:19 AM
And i even have my own cape!

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/webshop/medium/62965.jpg

LDG
28-09-2011, 09:19 AM
And i even have my own cape!

Cape / Rape. Potato / Potato. What's the difference when you're knuckle dusting a girls face in.

LDG
28-09-2011, 09:20 AM
http://images.joke.co.uk/images/webshop/medium/62965.jpg

Where's the cape? :unsure:

IBK
28-09-2011, 09:22 AM
Where's the cape? :unsure:

Stuffed into your arse?

Letters
28-09-2011, 09:24 AM
Yeah, like you've never cheated. :rolleyes:

I did draw a game of Cluedo one time by pretending I didn't have a card I did.

:cool:

LDG
28-09-2011, 09:26 AM
Stuffed into your arse?

OoooKaaaaayy.

Xhaka Can’t
28-09-2011, 10:08 AM
I did draw a game of Cluedo one time by pretending I didn't have a card I did.

:cool:

That is the worst deception of all.

dazthegooner
28-09-2011, 10:23 AM
That is the worst deception of all.

YEAH!!!! :angry:

Coney
28-09-2011, 10:26 AM
Morning :tiphat:

Apparently mum's sent us some flowers. To MrsL's address. How lovely:

:patrice:


She sent some money to mine though :trophy:

She had to pay you to get a girlfriend? :unsure:

dazthegooner
28-09-2011, 10:30 AM
She had to pay you to get a girlfriend? :unsure:

They're not called girlfriends ;)

Letters
28-09-2011, 10:56 AM
The amount I pay I'll call them what I like :angry:

Xhaka Can’t
28-09-2011, 10:59 AM
The amount I pay I'll call them what I like :angry:

They're cheaper than having a wife.

Coney
28-09-2011, 11:25 AM
They're cheaper than having a wife.

And more disposable.

IBK
28-09-2011, 11:27 AM
And more disposable.

:lol: and more disposed


...to having sex with you.

Coney
28-09-2011, 11:40 AM
:lol: and more disposed


...to having sex with you.

:) Your bargaining position is always better before you sign the agreement.

IBK
28-09-2011, 12:48 PM
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,

"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!'

....and she's always sound asleep.

Marc Overmars
28-09-2011, 01:45 PM
So it looks like summer has finally arrived then. Albeit 3 months late.

24 outside. :blink:

LDG
28-09-2011, 01:58 PM
So it looks like summer has finally arrived then. Albeit 3 months late.

24 outside. :blink:

Jack Bauer :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
28-09-2011, 02:20 PM
So it looks like summer has finally arrived then. Albeit 3 months late.

24 outside. :blink:

Bottles of beer in a case! :bow:

Master Splinter
28-09-2011, 03:48 PM
Jack Bauer :bow:

Bauer :haha:.

What a loser.

Bourne :bow:.

Would complete those 24-hour missions in about 3 minutes.

Bourne :bow:.

dazthegooner
28-09-2011, 04:49 PM
Bauer :haha:.

What a loser.

Bourne :bow:.

Would complete those 24-hour missions in about 3 minutes.

Bourne :bow:.

:gp:

Japan Shaking All Over
29-09-2011, 05:58 AM
Bauer :haha:.

What a loser.

Bourne :bow:.

Would complete those 24-hour missions in about 3 minutes.

Bourne :bow:.

Yeah but when you have as gravely a voice as JB then you are allowed a bit of leeway with time!

LDG
29-09-2011, 08:05 AM
Coffe coffee coffee coffeeeeeee

Marc Overmars
29-09-2011, 08:16 AM
I didn't have my usual coffee this morning because it's so bloody hot again. Crazy weather for the end of September.

Chrissie
29-09-2011, 08:41 AM
Bacon roll and a latte.

Letters
29-09-2011, 09:05 AM
Had a banana for breakfast. ##

Welcome back Summer! :dance:

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 09:11 AM
Morning all :wave:

IBK
29-09-2011, 09:12 AM
Morning all :wave:

Well - did you smack that bitch up?

Letters
29-09-2011, 09:27 AM
:lol:

:popcorn:

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 09:44 AM
Well - did you smack that bitch up?

Erm sort of her two sons were there as well she didn't mention they are body builders :unsure: but they were ok :)

LDG
29-09-2011, 10:06 AM
Erm sort of. Her two young sons were there as well, so I fucked them up too! :wwf:

:o

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 10:13 AM
:o

:lol:

:fingers:

PGFC
29-09-2011, 10:58 AM
Warm...

It's nearly October...

This winter's really going to hurt.

LDG
29-09-2011, 11:21 AM
Sale complete!!! :patrice:

Key's handed over :crying:

:patrice:

:crying:

Etc.

Marc Overmars
29-09-2011, 11:23 AM
Warm...

It's nearly October...

This winter's really going to hurt.

Can't be much worse than the last 2 winters.

Snow days that London still haven't learnt to deal with. :bow:

Letters
29-09-2011, 11:30 AM
Sale complete!!! :patrice:

Key's handed over :crying:

:patrice:

:crying:

Etc.

No I don't want to buy a Big Issue :angry:

LDG
29-09-2011, 11:34 AM
:lol:

Money ##

:beer:

Letters
29-09-2011, 11:37 AM
I'm probably going to have to re-mortgage and release some equity.

Stoopid weddings <_<

Coney
29-09-2011, 11:41 AM
Sale complete!!! :patrice:

Key's handed over :crying:

:patrice:

:crying:

Etc.

You flogged your bint? (I thought only Daz did that.)

Coney
29-09-2011, 11:42 AM
I'm probably going to have to re-mortgage and release some equity.

Stoopid weddings <_<

So gullible.

The woman's family cough up for the wedding. You should be quids in. :good:

LDG
29-09-2011, 11:51 AM
You flogged your bint? (I thought only Daz did that.)

No. Your face. For 2p.

IBK
29-09-2011, 01:12 PM
Erm sort of her two sons were there as well she didn't mention they are body builders :unsure: but they were ok :)

Eh - how old is she? - How old are they? - How old are you?

Letters
29-09-2011, 01:14 PM
So gullible.

The woman's family cough up for the wedding. You should be quids in. :good:

'The woman's family aren't that well off. They do have 'a fund' for her but I suspect it's not that big.
Plus while it's tradition that the bride's family pay that tends not to be the case so much these days from the couples I've known.
Was thinking of remortgaging anyway as I got tied into a higher interest rate before they went through the floor so I'll probably take the opportunity to release some equity.

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 01:32 PM
Eh - how old is she? - How old are they? - How old are you?

She's 44 I'm 37 (IT another older woman but at least they're getting younger ;)) boys 28 and 20!

Letters
29-09-2011, 01:58 PM
She's 44. Boys 28

*does the maths*
Hmm.
Massive slag/chav then. You're on to another winner there daz!

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 02:23 PM
*does the maths*
Hmm.
Massive slag/chav then. You're on to another winner there daz!

She was with the father for 12 years!

Cripps_orig
29-09-2011, 03:09 PM
Just got back

Awful weather

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 03:11 PM
Hey? Tis gorgeous out there and so are the women :)

Cripps_orig
29-09-2011, 03:12 PM
Too bloody hot.

Can do f all in this weather either indoors or outdoors

Sun needs to f off asap

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 03:16 PM
Enjoy it while its here snow forcast for middle october.

Cripps_orig
29-09-2011, 03:24 PM
Enjoy it while its here snow forcast for middle october.

Thank fuck

Marc Overmars
29-09-2011, 03:31 PM
'triffic in the mornings, nice breeze and the sun. By the afternoon though it's got disgustingly hot.

Playing footie tonight as well, hope it gets much cooler.

dazthegooner
29-09-2011, 03:36 PM
Yeah love the sun but like a nice breeze as well is a bit stuffy.

Master Splinter
29-09-2011, 04:31 PM
Snow coming in a few weeks :bow:.

Heat :pal:.

Needs to FOAD.

And FOAD well.

Xhaka Can’t
29-09-2011, 07:46 PM
The father was 12 years old!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Japan Shaking All Over
30-09-2011, 07:28 AM
Dont care if its hot or cold. . . .fuxking red tape does my head in!

and this country is a mother for procedure ahhggh!

Letters
30-09-2011, 08:41 AM
Friday!

:patrice:

Japan Shaking All Over
30-09-2011, 08:52 AM
Friday!

:patrice:

Bah!

Marc Overmars
30-09-2011, 09:07 AM
Friday. :bow:

Payday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

LDG
30-09-2011, 10:07 AM
Friday :bow:

Payday :bow:

Beerday :bow:

Sun...er...Sunnyday :bow:

:patrice:

dazthegooner
30-09-2011, 10:23 AM
Friday again? It only just seems like last week it was err Friday :unsure:

Syn
30-09-2011, 04:17 PM
http://www.myupload.org/viewer.php?file=plbos5uv3ix6gnjw370q.jpg

:) :lol: :haha: :sarcy: :coffee:

Lovely outside right now.

Cripps_orig
30-09-2011, 06:56 PM
Dont have to work on Sunday :dance:

Means i can go play football and miss the NLD :dance:

Cripps_orig
02-10-2011, 01:08 AM
Apparently some maintenance work was done.Just testing to see if posts I make on my phone come out properly as the did before

Letters
03-10-2011, 08:35 AM
Wow. Today just couldn't get any mondaymorninger :(

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 08:43 AM
Got Friday off so today is Tuesday. :dance:

LDG
03-10-2011, 08:53 AM
:ilt:

Chrissie
03-10-2011, 09:07 AM
Monday indeed :ilt:

Letters
03-10-2011, 10:12 AM
Got Friday off so today is Tuesday. :dance:

I've got Wednesday-Friday off so today is Thursday

:pal:

But today has been massively shit so far.

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 02:10 PM
Amazon. :bow:

Love how they pretty much have any little random item. I needed an audio cable to run from my PC into my LCD because my speakers have conked out. 79p. What a steal.

Bought 3 Magic Tree air fresheners as well for the price of 1 in the supermarkets. :cool:

Syn
03-10-2011, 02:23 PM
I've somehow lost my message ringtone which I've had for 6 years. Very annoying.

It was the buzzer sound from catchphrase - anyone know where I can download it?

Syn
03-10-2011, 02:24 PM
Wow, just read that back and that is very sad. I should get a life.

Anyway, I don't care. Any ideas?

LDG
03-10-2011, 02:25 PM
It's good. But it's not right.

Syn
03-10-2011, 02:28 PM
:cloud9:

What a show.

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 02:31 PM
Is the bloke who hosted it dead yet?

'coz I remember he looked old as fuck and I was only a nipper then.

Letters
03-10-2011, 02:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KotjiUQ7e0s

:haha:

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 02:58 PM
The 90's. :bow:

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 04:08 PM
WWTL@WHL);53284]http://www.youtube.com[/email]/watch?v=KotjiUQ7e0s

:haha:

You've posted that about three hundred and seventy two times now.

Is Roy Walker your dad?

I wish he was mine.

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 05:57 PM
How does Paypal work?

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 06:02 PM
How does Paypal work?

Just like normal internet transactions. Only it diverts through Paypal, instead of going directly to say, Amazon.

I've never had a problem with it on ebay. They offer loads of security shit too.

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 06:03 PM
GP seemed to quote my earlier post, but it's not here :unsure:.

Was he racist and homophobic towards me?

GP
03-10-2011, 06:04 PM
Fuck GP.

GP
03-10-2011, 06:05 PM
Shit :doh:

thought i was on my Joker account.

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 06:06 PM
Fuck GP.

What's wrong with Gay Pride?

Your anti-bender stance is out of control.

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 06:19 PM
Just like normal internet transactions. Only it diverts through Paypal, instead of going directly to say, Amazon.

I've never had a problem with it on ebay. They offer loads of security shit too.

So if someone buys something from me, they send the money to my paypal account. Paypal in turn put that money into my bank?

GP
03-10-2011, 06:28 PM
So if someone buys something from me, they send the money to my paypal account. Paypal in turn put that money into my bank?

Yep.

They take a cut, of course, but it works well.

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 06:28 PM
So if someone buys something from me, they send the money to my paypal account. Paypal in turn put that money into my bank?

Pretty much.

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 06:39 PM
Cheers. Just awaiting the bank confirmation stuff then I'm good to go.

Got loads of tat lying about that I want to get rid of.

About time I did this shit.

Cripps_orig
03-10-2011, 06:41 PM
About time I did this shit.

Constipation is annoying tbh

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 06:46 PM
Indeed it is beta.

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 07:21 PM
Cheers. Just awaiting the bank confirmation stuff then I'm good to go.

Got loads of tat lying about that I want to get rid of.

About time I did this shit.

Did you sell Metal Gear Solid?

Old games would probably fetch more on ebay than some local store where the chumps have little knowledge on games beyond FIFA and Call Of Duty.

I should get rid of some of the old ones I have really. Not the classics and semi-classics though. I'm quite sentimental about things tbh.

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 08:40 PM
Yeah I got 7 quid from Game for it.

Main reason I'm setting this up is so I can sell some old clothes. People actually buy that shit?

A mate of mine recently sold a few of his items that he doesn't wear anymore and made 50 quid.

GP
03-10-2011, 08:45 PM
Yep, people buy all kinds of shit.

Weird Al was spot on, tbh.

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 08:45 PM
People buy old clothes?

Weirdos does not cover it.

Master Splinter
03-10-2011, 08:46 PM
Yep, people buy all kinds of shit.



Like F1 merchandise.

Yes, and my face.

Xhaka Can’t
03-10-2011, 08:47 PM
How much for your y-fronts?

Marc Overmars
03-10-2011, 08:49 PM
How much for your y-fronts?

For you?

Free of course...

Flavs
04-10-2011, 05:48 AM
anyone want to buy some kids?

Xhaka Can’t
04-10-2011, 07:17 AM
anyone want to buy some kids?

Breakfast is such great fun.

Flavs
04-10-2011, 07:23 AM
Breakfast is such great fun.

not at half 5 it isn't

Xhaka Can’t
04-10-2011, 07:36 AM
It aiint fun at 8 either.

EAT. YOUR. FUCKIN. BREAKFAST!!!!!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!