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HCZ
02-02-2018, 01:54 PM
Six days later is steak and blow job day

So if you’re nice to your cell mate between now and then....

Cripps
02-02-2018, 02:19 PM
Doesn't surprise me you have that date pencilled in.

I'm sure you and your boyfriend will enjoy it.

HCZ
02-02-2018, 02:34 PM
Doesn't surprise me you have that date pencilled in.

I'm sure you and your boyfriend will enjoy it.

That’s just lazy

Go and have a word with yourself

Cripps
02-02-2018, 10:58 PM
Some gay cross dressing cunt has won CBB :lol:

More liberal, feminist bullshit being forced upon us.

Letters
03-02-2018, 07:58 AM
If you go around watching CBB then you deserve everything you get tbh.

Cripps
03-02-2018, 08:51 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5346043/Jacob-Rees-Mogg-tries-split-FIGHT-Bristol.html

Loony lefties :bow:

Letters
03-02-2018, 09:53 AM
Jonathan Pie :bow:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOMoaSljW60

HCZ
05-02-2018, 09:43 AM
For the life of me I just don’t get American football

Cripps
05-02-2018, 09:49 AM
You don't get a lot of things:console:

HCZ
05-02-2018, 09:58 AM
You don't get a lot of things:console:

https://sidoxia.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/pot-kettle-black.jpg

GP
05-02-2018, 10:51 AM
Racist.

Letters
05-02-2018, 11:19 AM
Superb owls :bow:

Globalgunner
05-02-2018, 12:56 PM
For the life of me I just don’t get American football

Its just rugby, with added violence and bigger guys.

Cripps
05-02-2018, 09:07 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-42944925

NQ :doh:

Niall_Quinn
05-02-2018, 09:09 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-42944925

NQ :doh:

Machete :haha:

Amateur.

Letters
05-02-2018, 09:26 PM
Good news for paedos ##

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/42950040

Niall_Quinn
05-02-2018, 09:32 PM
Good news for paedos ##

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/42950040

The left has long disappeared up its own arsehole.

They rob women of a decent gig - like travel around the world, all expenses, 10 mins hauling a board around and sticking your arse, pocket a fat wad of cash, go to the party. They must have hated ever minute of it and be thanking their lucky stars brave busybodies rushed to their rescue.

So I guess the kids will be free and won't get to go to the party. Glad to see exploitation has been stamped out.

Fucking lefties. The world has tried to put up with them but I'm afraid we've reached the point where they will all have to be killed.

GP
06-02-2018, 11:10 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVWCowwX4AEf_hb.jpg

Letters
06-02-2018, 11:26 AM
:lol:

(although that actually is fake news...)

HCZ
06-02-2018, 11:29 AM
Maybe now we can divest ourselves of this view that politicians and their decisions have any impact on the stock market or economic growth or retraction. The US stock market tanked in 2008 and has been an upward trend since then, that it was going to fall was inevitable

Trump claiming that his administration was responsible for economic growth is as ridiculous as claims that he is responsible for this downturn. The market didn’t baulk at Trumps election for starters.

It’s the same with job creation.

Globalgunner
06-02-2018, 12:00 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVWCowwX4AEf_hb.jpg

Trump cant even spell Dow Jones

Niall_Quinn
06-02-2018, 12:07 PM
The market is literally 3 x the 2008 crash levels. And the tax cuts most certainly have had a massive influence on the economy. Sometimes politicians can influence things, but like the tax cuts it's a one shot deal. After that, all things being equal, the market absorbs the action and finds its level again. Tearing up regulations helps too, but none of it has gone anywhere near far enough. Of course tax rates should be zero and regulations should be set by the consumer rather than government, and then you would see a stable, healthy and growing marketplace. But only then.

But all things aren't equal and they are never stable. The fact government even exists influences the market in many terrible ways and disqualifies the possibility of free trade. Corporate welfare, the revolving door and trans national rules and regulations, these are the factors that continuously rig the market in favour of the few over the many. Communism for the rich, a loaded and bastardised vulture capitalism for the rest.

Got to get rid of government. It's the only way to have a real economy as opposed to a faith based bubble factory. If there's no government then there's nobody to bribe for advantage, there's no requirement to outspend your competitors on lawyers to deal with regulations and there's no chair in the boardroom for the bought and paid for political retiree. The market would then be decided by the practises of the participants and the demand/ supply, quality and (most importantly) necessity/ utility of their product.

Niall_Quinn
06-02-2018, 12:10 PM
Trump cant even spell Dow Jones

This is about the best the legacy media can do now. Watching them being broken in two and the rancid guts spilling out has been a joy I never expected to see.

If I was to claim that fake tweet was down to the Russians everyone would rightfully laugh and roll their eyes. But make me a CNN or BBC anchor, or a WSJ or Guardian "reporter" and change the political focus and I can get away with it. Somehow.

But not for much longer.

Letters
06-02-2018, 04:59 PM
https://image.ibb.co/hEq01H/Suffragette.jpg

First comment :lol:

HCZ
06-02-2018, 07:40 PM
Even early feminist stuff like the Suffragette movement had its share of cunts

People who posted letter bombs and random explosives.

Lovely old Jeremy wants to pardon the Suffragettes if we ever have the immense privilege of having such an unsullied man of high intelligence and good judgement as prime minister, which in no way would say to people you can commit acts of violence if you think the cause you’re fighting for is just.....history will remember you fondly.

Letters
07-02-2018, 09:36 AM
Oh thank goodness

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-42960503

I was about to be seriously offended, now I won't be.


:rolleyes:

GP
07-02-2018, 09:45 AM
What the fuck is a tunnocks tea cake?

Letters
07-02-2018, 09:53 AM
Dunno. They're probably horrible. But that's not the point.

HCZ
07-02-2018, 09:58 AM
Dunno. They're probably horrible. But that's not the point.

The point is don’t stick things made of chocolate to your thigh, it won’t end well and you’ll look like you’ve shit yourself. And considering there is jam in them, people might think you have bowel cancer as well.

Letters
07-02-2018, 10:15 AM
That makes sense but is not the point either :sulk:

HCZ
07-02-2018, 10:20 AM
The point is so absurd it’s not worth debating

Letters
07-02-2018, 10:22 AM
If was the thing about it potentially causing "serious offence" which made me simultaneously lol and facepalm.
If you're seriously offended by that then you need to have a serious word with yourself.

EDIT: I think there is a more serious point here though, without wishing to sound all "NQ", why are we not allowed to see something because one sensitive soul out there complained and it was deemed that others might be offended?

HCZ
07-02-2018, 10:32 AM
As I’ve said, it’s not worth debating. At the moment there is a puritanical revolution going on which would make the most hardened Islamist or Oliver Cromwell proud.

Yet it’s led ironically by “progressive women” who demand acquiescence to their narrative that men are dangerous predators because they have been socialised to have an aggressive entitled attitude. Any male sexual desire is about wishing to oppress rather than simply libido. Any man who disagrees with this is a misogynist dinosaur any woman who disagrees is a Quisling.

Women who choose to work in industries where people will appreciate them for their aesthetic qualities are doing a massive disservice to female empowerment according to women who want to superimpose their world view upon all women without even asking them.

Letters
07-02-2018, 10:36 AM
I do find it interesting that those who rail against intolerance are often the ones who are most intolerant to any other opinion other than their own.

HCZ
07-02-2018, 11:06 AM
I do find it interesting that those who rail against intolerance are often the ones who are most intolerant to any other opinion other than their own.

It’s because they are two peas in a pod

How are the people for example who think anyone who has moral qualms about abortion are just about controlling women’s bodies any different from the lunatics with placards outside clinics

We live in a society where there is a pathological aversion to understanding the other side

I have no love for Brexit or President Trump for example, but to treat them as aberrations rather than things that happened because of genuine anger, fear and resentment is to miss the point.

Globalgunner
07-02-2018, 07:02 PM
NQ

Your great(x10) granddad was black:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/cheddar-man-face-first-modern-briton-revealed-pioneering-research-natural-history-museum-alfons-a8198066.html
Welcome home my Nigga

Letter`s ancestors were white and short. most likely from China

Letters
07-02-2018, 10:46 PM
Letter`s ancestors were white and short. most likely from China
Great great granddad Retters :bow:

GP
07-02-2018, 11:57 PM
https://i.redd.it/pwh0z3p7xpe01.gif

Letters
09-02-2018, 11:36 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/

You got to have a hobby I guess :unsure:

Niall_Quinn
11-02-2018, 11:43 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/

You got to have a hobby I guess :unsure:

Is that not a new gender type then?

I sense a discriminatory undertone. Do we need a leaflet campaign to protest against them?

Niall_Quinn
11-02-2018, 11:43 PM
https://i.redd.it/pwh0z3p7xpe01.gif

Good old fake news.

GP
12-02-2018, 12:19 AM
https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d3855b9d6859caed0cf7eb6b892d21e9-c

Letters
12-02-2018, 09:36 AM
So...apparently this is a thing

https://www.europeangayskiweek.com/

:blink:

How does one ski in a gay way?

Letters
12-02-2018, 11:06 AM
Oh also...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43027764

Why can't everyone just piss off? What is wrong with people? Can someone please make a definitive list of the things we are now allowed to make jokes about so we don't offend anyone?
With twats like this it won't be a very long list :rolleyes:

Marc Overmars
12-02-2018, 11:39 AM
Virgin Atlantic charge £30 a seat to reserve in advance. What a fucking rip off.

HCZ
12-02-2018, 11:47 AM
Oh also...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43027764

Why can't everyone just piss off? What is wrong with people? Can someone please make a definitive list of the things we are now allowed to make jokes about so we don't offend anyone?
With twats like this it won't be a very long list :rolleyes:

If they want to take it that seriously why is no one bothered that this guy pelted with blackberries is messing around with dynamite.

Starting with small animals, he’s another David Copeland in the making

Letters
12-02-2018, 11:51 AM
Virgin Atlantic charge £30 a seat to reserve in advance. What a fucking rip off.

I rate Virgin but really? That is ridiculous.
MrsL and me had to sit separately on the way to our honeymoon as so many people had booked seats online there weren't 2 together by the time we got there <_<

(Emirates > Virgin > BA, IMO)

HCZ
12-02-2018, 12:05 PM
http://pbfcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/PBF106-Billy_the_Bunny.jpg

Niall_Quinn
12-02-2018, 12:08 PM
So...apparently this is a thing

https://www.europeangayskiweek.com/

:blink:

How does one ski in a gay way?

Didn't they send you instructions with your booking confirmation?

Letters
12-02-2018, 12:09 PM
Didn't they send you instructions with your booking confirmation?

Are you in the same chalet as usual too?

Niall_Quinn
12-02-2018, 12:11 PM
Oh also...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43027764

Why can't everyone just piss off? What is wrong with people? Can someone please make a definitive list of the things we are now allowed to make jokes about so we don't offend anyone?
With twats like this it won't be a very long list :rolleyes:

This is why we need to start taking fruit control laws more seriously. If we ban all fruits then we won't need gay ski trips, will we?

Niall_Quinn
12-02-2018, 12:12 PM
Are you in the same chalet as usual too?

As well you know, I was banned after the last firearms incident.

HCZ
12-02-2018, 12:14 PM
Monday mornings

It’s all about the queers and blackberries

HCZ
12-02-2018, 12:16 PM
As well you know, I was banned after the last firearms incident.

I heard something about you shooting your load

Marc Overmars
12-02-2018, 02:05 PM
I rate Virgin but really? That is ridiculous.
MrsL and me had to sit separately on the way to our honeymoon as so many people had booked seats online there weren't 2 together by the time we got there <_<

(Emirates > Virgin > BA, IMO)

Never flown with Virgin before, heard it’s much nicer than BA but that charge is ridiculous. £120 just to choose our seats on both flights. We’re just going to leave it until the free check in opens 24 hours before.

Indeed Emirates is little bit super quality.

GP
13-02-2018, 12:52 PM
Pancakes are shit.

Letters
13-02-2018, 01:25 PM
Pancakes are shit.

That depends what you put on them.

Chocolate sauce :bow:

Niall_Quinn
13-02-2018, 01:52 PM
Pancakes are shit.

You're obviously making them wrong. Try flour instead.

Marc Overmars
13-02-2018, 02:41 PM
Lemon and Sugar IMO.

Though Nutella is also great.

Niall_Quinn
13-02-2018, 03:23 PM
Lemon and Sugar IMO.

Though Nutella is also great.

Which, of course, is pronounced New-tella, as well we all also know.

HCZ
13-02-2018, 03:28 PM
Chocolate and nuts two of the things I don’t eat

Globalgunner
13-02-2018, 03:38 PM
Chocolate and nuts two of the things I don’t eat

You are missing out bigly. Chocolate is the best thing in the whole world after Ice Cream. Nuts..okay in moderation.

HCZ
13-02-2018, 03:57 PM
Not really, don’t really like chocolate and I’m allergic to some nuts. Not drop dead allergy but uncomfortable allergy.

GP
13-02-2018, 04:01 PM
I heard you have nuts in your month constantly though haha lol jk

HCZ
13-02-2018, 04:03 PM
I heard you have nuts in your month constantly though haha lol jk

That’s just your boyfriend trying to make you jealous

GP
13-02-2018, 04:06 PM
FUCK I wrote month when I meant to write mouth.

Globalgunner
13-02-2018, 04:18 PM
Not really, don’t really like chocolate and I’m allergic to some nuts. Not drop dead allergy but uncomfortable allergy.

My son also doesn't like chocolate. Im considering a paternity test. He also supports ManU. I think the test is moot really.

Cripps
13-02-2018, 04:18 PM
Oxfam :lol:

HCZ
13-02-2018, 04:31 PM
My son also doesn't like chocolate. Im considering a paternity test. He also supports ManU. I think the test is moot really.

Doesn’t matter if he is biologically yours. Disown the little fuck

Letters
13-02-2018, 04:32 PM
My son also doesn't like chocolate. Im considering a paternity test. He also supports ManU. I think the test is moot really.

You're the worst parent ever.


No offence, like.

HCZ
13-02-2018, 04:35 PM
Oxfam :lol:

Don’t laugh, it’s not funny

Having sex with black girls :sick:

Globalgunner
13-02-2018, 05:16 PM
You're the worst parent ever.


No offence, like.

None taken. He`s 21 now just out of Uni and a great kid. Just dont understand how he doesnt like Chocolate. The ManU part I can forgive

BTW. Are you not the same guy who is constantly slandering his wife and belittling her in so many ways. Worst husband ever?

HCZ
13-02-2018, 05:52 PM
None taken. He`s 21 now just out of Uni and a great kid. Just dont understand how he doesnt like Chocolate. The ManU part I can forgive

BTW. Are you not the same guy who is constantly slandering his wife and belittling her in so many ways. Worst husband ever?

That’s not fair is it

Beggars can’t be choosers

Cripps
13-02-2018, 06:16 PM
None taken. He`s 21 now just out of Uni and a great kid. Just dont understand how he doesnt like Chocolate. The ManU part I can forgive

BTW. Are you not the same guy who is constantly slandering his wife and belittling her in so many ways. Worst husband ever?

:haha: :haha:

Globalgunner :bow:

Letters
13-02-2018, 07:20 PM
None taken. He`s 21 now just out of Uni and a great kid. Just dont understand how he doesnt like Chocolate. The ManU part I can forgive

BTW. Are you not the same guy who is constantly slandering his wife and belittling her in so many ways. Worst husband ever?

:lol:

Not "constantly" :p

Letters
13-02-2018, 07:21 PM
That’s not fair is it

Beggars can’t be choosers

Exactly. :good:






Wait, what? :sulk:

Letters
14-02-2018, 11:33 AM
http://newsthump.com/2018/02/14/greeting-card-executives-decree-mandatory-day-of-romance/

<_<

HCZ
14-02-2018, 11:40 AM
http://newsthump.com/2018/02/14/greeting-card-executives-decree-mandatory-day-of-romance/

<_<

Valentines Day otherwise known as National Stalkers Day

It’s also my nephews birthday

Happy Birthday you hyperactive little half breed

GP
14-02-2018, 11:53 AM
Don’t laugh, it’s not funny

Having sex with black girls :sick:

https://media.giphy.com/media/1mXkH6EeAEq1q/giphy.gif

Marc Overmars
14-02-2018, 12:00 PM
There's a woman in our office who always moans at me for not being charitable enough, as I always troll her with the charity begins at home line.

She gives to Oxfam regularly and hasn't been able to look me in the eye this week. Silly bint funding these sick fucks.

HCZ
14-02-2018, 12:13 PM
There's a woman in our office who always moans at me for not being charitable enough, as I always troll her with the charity begins at home line.

She gives to Oxfam regularly and hasn't been able to look me in the eye this week. Silly bint funding these sick fucks.

Don’t need to troll her

Just tell the nosey cunt it’s none of her fucking business

Cripps
14-02-2018, 01:04 PM
Valentines day

HCZ :console:

HCZ
14-02-2018, 01:06 PM
Valentines day

HCZ :console:

Still sending those maccaroni picture valentine cards to those boys you abused?

They won’t deliver them to them you know, that’s why it’s called a restraining order

Cripps
14-02-2018, 01:08 PM
:lol:

Cripps
14-02-2018, 04:15 PM
Some bint got flowers delivered at work :lol:

Valentines day:lol:

HCZ
14-02-2018, 04:36 PM
Druggy being held in custody is under 24 hour surveillance for when he takes a dump

Problem is he’s been held for four weeks without having a shit

Fucker probably qualifies for an ultrasound scan

Marc Overmars
14-02-2018, 04:36 PM
Some bint got flowers delivered at work :lol:

Valentines day:lol:

I think my wife would die of cringe if I sent her flowers in a public setting. Thankfully she's like me and not very PDA.

Letters
14-02-2018, 04:54 PM
First year we were together I got flowers delivered to work. Went down well (as did the flowers, ahahaha).
My annual flower delivery went as planned today. MrsL is easily pleased (make up your own jokes)

HCZ
14-02-2018, 05:02 PM
No one wants to make lascivious jokes about your she cow

Letters
14-02-2018, 05:08 PM
Had to Google "lascivious", tbh.

Cripps
14-02-2018, 07:34 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-43062264

:sick:

LDG
14-02-2018, 08:06 PM
First year we were together I got flowers delivered to work. Went down well (as did the flowers, ahahaha).
My annual flower delivery went as planned today. MrsL is easily pleased (make up your own jokes)

My missus got what she always gets for valentines. Box of milk tray and tickle.

Letters
14-02-2018, 11:38 PM
They are expecting a baby?

They mean one of them jizzed into a cup and some silly bitch shoved a turkey Baster into her twat and is carrying it for them like she would a parcel that’s been left by the postman
Gays :lol:
Awlful abominations

Letters
14-02-2018, 11:41 PM
Thoughts and prayers :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43066226

GP
15-02-2018, 07:46 AM
Oh, another one

Letters
15-02-2018, 08:46 AM
Pretty much.

Globalgunner
15-02-2018, 09:19 AM
I believe this is what Republicans use instead of birth control. They say the same thing after each incident. "Too soon to talk about legislation. Let's get all the facts before rushing to judgement". Heartless nihilists.

HCZ
15-02-2018, 09:25 AM
Equally I don’t think a country relative in population size to America with the same gun laws would have necessarily the same level of incidents.

There seems to be more of this misanthropic nihilist mind set that if your grievances are big enough in your mind that the taking of human life seems to be justified.

Letters
15-02-2018, 09:28 AM
I believe this is what Republicans use instead of birth control. They say the same thing after each incident. "Too soon to talk about legislation. Let's get all the facts before rushing to judgement". Heartless nihilists.

Unless the perpetrator is brown of course in which case
IMMEDIATE TRAVEL BAN.

HCZ
15-02-2018, 09:38 AM
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/6-things-to-know-about-mass-shootings-in-america/

Letters
15-02-2018, 10:11 AM
http://newsthump.com/2018/02/15/national-rifle-association-calls-for-ban-on-schools/

Cripps
15-02-2018, 02:44 PM
Another mass shooting:lol:

Don't ban guns :lol:

Globalgunner
15-02-2018, 04:12 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/15/drug-suspect-poo-strike-29-days-diet-frosties-mums-fish-7314899/

Nasty black cunt. Costing us £800 a day

When he eventually goes, it will be an almighty stink.

Letters
15-02-2018, 04:37 PM
That guy must have an impressively strong sphincter.

Cripps
15-02-2018, 07:34 PM
I saw a programme once where some guy was doing the same thing, when he eventually shat himself he tried eating his shit to hide the stuff :lol:

GP
15-02-2018, 07:35 PM
That guy must have an impressively strong sphincter.

Does a strong sphincter impress you?

LDG
15-02-2018, 10:36 PM
Does a strong sphincter impress you?

The missus must be as loose as a drawstring binbag.

Xhaka Can’t
15-02-2018, 10:48 PM
She’s too fuckin good for an uncouth cunt like yourself

Niall_Quinn
16-02-2018, 12:08 PM
She’s too fuckin good for an uncouth cunt like yourself

I haven't seen the rest of this thread, but if you are talking about my wife AGAIN, we're going to have a falling out.

Cripps
16-02-2018, 04:15 PM
Women :lol:

LDG
16-02-2018, 05:53 PM
I haven't seen the rest of this thread, but if you are talking about my wife AGAIN, we're going to have a falling out.

I don’t know whose wife we’re talking about.

How many GW marriages have there been since its inception?

Niall_Quinn
17-02-2018, 03:50 PM
The coup attempt in the US has been defeated. Mueller has backed off, I suppose in the hope it offers him an escape route? Trump shouldn't blink on this. There's hard evidence of Mueller's criminal activities and he should be held accountable. I hope this doesn't turn into a cosy little cover-up between the concerned parties. You can't drain a swamp if you ignore the major swamp creatures.

The utterly pathetic leftist media is now rowing backwards as fast as they can. They abandoned dignity a long while back, but this is a new low in terms of embarrassment. Some are even claiming there was never any charge of collusion. They must think the public has the attention span of a goldfish. Sadly, they might be right. Just like Mueller and his gang of criminals, the media must not be let off the hook. They have been complicit in this from the start and they too need to face the music.

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure nobody will end up in jail. Proving again there's a law for us and a law for them.

GP
17-02-2018, 06:47 PM
:lol:

Cripps
17-02-2018, 07:29 PM
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/Henry-Bolton-1081000.jpg

Cripps
17-02-2018, 07:56 PM
Dominos :bow:

Niall_Quinn
17-02-2018, 08:52 PM
:lol:

Is that all you've got - after the great build up?

It'd be very interesting to hear how you interpret Mueller's latest "bombshell".

Niall_Quinn
17-02-2018, 09:07 PM
Btw, there's no mention of Russian hacking of the DNC in the indictments, so can Hillary be charged now for arranging the murder of Seth Rich - the actual leaker? Probably not. But if it was you or I, the coppers would be banging down our door.

LDG
17-02-2018, 09:16 PM
http://cdaybell.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/9-18-Woody-Harrelson.jpg

Letters
18-02-2018, 08:10 AM
I would like to meet this Emma, she sounds fun.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analemma

Niall_Quinn
20-02-2018, 02:24 AM
Hopefully one of the fathers of a school shooting victim will hunt down Chris Rock and end the racist bastard. If not, I hope he gets cancer.

HCZ
20-02-2018, 05:15 AM
Hopefully one of the fathers of a school shooting victim will hunt down Chris Rock and end the racist bastard. If not, I hope he gets cancer.

Snowflake

Letters
20-02-2018, 05:23 AM
Ok. I'm in Sri Lanka (Tax-payers :bow:), what's your excuse for being up at this time?

LDG
20-02-2018, 05:42 AM
Ok. I'm in Sri Lanka (Tax-payers :bow:), what's your excuse for being up at this time?

Kids who wake up at sparrows fart, mainly.

EVERY FUCKING DAY!!

:yawn:

Niall_Quinn
20-02-2018, 08:17 AM
Snowflake

Not at all. I just don't like blacks.

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 08:59 AM
Not at all. I just don't like blacks.

What have blacks ever done to you?

Niall_Quinn
20-02-2018, 09:19 AM
What have blacks ever done to you?

Left my cotton business in ruins.

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 09:50 AM
Left my cotton business in ruins.

Your ancestors have had all the fun. Now is the blowback. Oprah will be in power by 2020.

HCZ
20-02-2018, 10:07 AM
No she won’t

GP
20-02-2018, 11:30 AM
She really won't.

They've had their one black. They won't elect another.

Certainly not a black woman.

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 11:34 AM
She really won't.

They've had their one black. They won't elect another.

Certainly not a black woman.

You lot actually seem worried:pal:

Niall_Quinn
20-02-2018, 11:38 AM
America will be a very different nation by 2020 - and it will still be a nation, unlike the developing shitholes in Europe. No chance whatsoever of any of these elitist leftist types ever getting into power in the US again. Too much is known about them now. Their masks fell off during their temper tantrums and desperate thrashing around. And the Winfrey creature is one of the very worst examples, she'd be out of the running within 2 hours of announcing.

Niall_Quinn
20-02-2018, 11:39 AM
I bet that witch Clinton runs again. I don't think she can help herself.

GP
20-02-2018, 11:48 AM
You lot actually seem worried:pal:

Worried about what? A black, woman president?

NQ would be. He prefers an orange criminal over a qualified woman.

HCZ
20-02-2018, 11:56 AM
Worried about what? A black, woman president?

NQ would be. He prefers an orange criminal over a qualified woman.

I’m sorry what?

What are either Hillary Clinton or Oprah Winfrey qualified at

Trump is at least a qualified con artist

That said people have to be pretty thick to fall for grifts like Trump University or Make America Great Again.

GP
20-02-2018, 12:09 PM
I’m sorry what?

What are either Hillary Clinton or Oprah Winfrey qualified at

Trump is at least a qualified con artist

That said people have to be pretty thick to fall for grifts like Trump University or Make America Great Again.

I wasn't talking about Oprah, the other one at least has a long career in government and diplomacy.

But yes, you have to be monumentally stupid to fall for such an obvious conman.

HCZ
20-02-2018, 12:24 PM
I wasn't talking about Oprah, the other one at least has a long career in government and diplomacy.

But yes, you have to be monumentally stupid to fall for such an obvious conman.

No she doesn’t, she was the First Lady and then shoe horned into a safe senate seat in New York

After that she was given the Secretary of State position a job she was uniquely unqualified for as a quid pro quo settlement for making sure she gave her full support for Obama after losing to him in the primaries

What foreign policy experience did she have and how did she spend her time other than networking with dubious regimes to feather her own nest.

I’m glad she didn’t become president, the only shame is that bloated moron Trump did instead. An actor who plays a successful businessman.

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 02:43 PM
I wasn't talking about Oprah, the other one at least has a long career in government and diplomacy.

But yes, you have to be monumentally stupid to fall for such an obvious conman.

Dont repeat that shit in intelligent company. That is what CNN would have you believe. Just because you havent been caught doesnt mean your not a crook. She only has a long career as a scam operator and political schemer. She used Bill from the off on a long winded scheme to be the 1st woman president. She has a heart as cold as a dead salmon and her skin probably has no body heat. Poor Bill spent his whole life seeking other womens company.
She would have been the worst President ever, Trump included.

GP
20-02-2018, 02:46 PM
Dont repeat that shit in intelligent company. That is what CNN would have you believe. Just because you havent been caught doesnt mean your not a crook. She only has a long career as a scam operator and political schemer. She used Bill from the off on a long winded scheme to be the 1st woman president. She has a heart as cold as a dead salmon and her skin probably has no body heat. Poor Bill spent his whole life seeking other womens company.
She would have been the worst President ever, Trump included.

You sound like a Soy Boy.

Even more so than NQ.

Niall_Quinn
20-02-2018, 02:48 PM
You sound like a Soy Boy.

Even more so than NQ.

And you sound like a troll. Even more so than the one from the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

HCZ
20-02-2018, 02:59 PM
Dont repeat that shit in intelligent company. That is what CNN would have you believe. Just because you havent been caught doesnt mean your not a crook. She only has a long career as a scam operator and political schemer. She used Bill from the off on a long winded scheme to be the 1st woman president. She has a heart as cold as a dead salmon and her skin probably has no body heat. Poor Bill spent his whole life seeking other womens company.
She would have been the worst President ever, Trump included.

She’s never had an original thought enter her head and her dealings with other people in other countries is decidedly dodgy

Not really making her a candidate to be worst president ever, in fact by US presidential standards that would make her run of the mill.

Trump isn’t the worst president either, because you have to actually do something in the job to qualify on that score.

I think to say his achievements are negligible would be generous

Clinton ostensibly is a bit more on my side in terms of foreign policy but considering she wouldn’t have actually done much rather than maintain the status quo in reality not much going there either.

Clinton would have been a female Warren Harding, and Trump you can’t really compare to anyone, not really his fault he did everything possible short of getting his wang out to avoid getting elected.

GP
20-02-2018, 03:03 PM
And you sound like a troll. Even more so than the one from the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

Lay off the soy.

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 03:09 PM
She’s never had an original thought enter her head and her dealings with other people in other countries is decidedly dodgy

Not really making her a candidate to be worst president ever, in fact by US presidential standards that would make her run of the mill.

Trump isn’t the worst president either, because you have to actually do something in the job to qualify on that score.

I think to say his achievements are negligible would be generous

Clinton ostensibly is a bit more on my side in terms of foreign policy but considering she wouldn’t have actually done much rather than maintain the status quo in reality not much going there either.

Clinton would have been a female Warren Harding, and Trump you can’t really compare to anyone, not really his fault he did everything possible short of getting his wang out to avoid getting elected.

My fear with Clinton is she is one of those people that actually think a nuclear war is winnable. She has a personal beef with Putin and would be inclined to act on it. Perpetual war is the one trait that aligns Dems and Repubs. The elite believe they can survive a nuclear holocaust, but what about the rest of us?

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 03:10 PM
Lay off the soy.

Stop watching CNN

GP
20-02-2018, 03:12 PM
Stop watching CNN

I don't live in America, so American news channels aren't really that prevalent.

What should I pay attention to instead? Fox? Breitbart? QVC?

HCZ
20-02-2018, 03:13 PM
My fear with Clinton is she is one of those people that actually think a nuclear war is winnable. She has a personal beef with Putin and would be inclined to act on it. Perpetual war is the one trait that aligns Dems and Repubs. The elite believe they can survive a nuclear holocaust, but what about the rest of us?

:haha:

Oh wait you were serious, let me laugh even harder :haha: :haha: :haha:

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 03:23 PM
:haha:

Oh wait you were serious, let me laugh even harder :haha: :haha: :haha:

The joke is on her supporters. Trump is president. How odious do you have to be to lose to a man clearly not sound in the head.

Globalgunner
20-02-2018, 03:24 PM
I don't live in America, so American news channels aren't really that prevalent.

What should I pay attention to instead? Fox? Breitbart? QVC?

I find reading wide helps.

HCZ
20-02-2018, 03:25 PM
The joke is on her supporters. Trump is president. How odious do you have to be to lose to a man clearly not sound in the head.

I’d agree with you there

But id say 99.5% of Hillary supporters dissipated as of November 9th 2016

I suspect NQ might be right in that she might try and run again because of her sense of entitlement.

Globalgunner
21-02-2018, 11:20 AM
Ok. So who ate all the Chicken. ? Letters!. LETTERS!!!!!!!

Letters
21-02-2018, 11:45 AM
I wouldn't say I ate all the chicken but I did my bit :cool:

Marc Overmars
21-02-2018, 11:51 AM
KFC is shite.

Letters
21-02-2018, 12:11 PM
Correct.

And while we are here, Nando's isn't all that.
It's #decent, but not top, top quality

Marc Overmars
21-02-2018, 12:21 PM
I don’t mind Nandos but there are plenty of other places I’d rather get my chicken fix at.

Whenever I decide to stop working in London, it’s the abundance of food choices I will miss the most.

Globalgunner
21-02-2018, 12:26 PM
Either way. This fiasco is going to hurt their reputation quite a bit. . Maybe the hens went on strike.? What next.? No beef at McDonald's?

HCZ
21-02-2018, 12:33 PM
Either way. This fiasco is going to hurt their reputation quite a bit. . Maybe the hens went on strike.? What next.? No beef at McDonald's?

Of course and quite rightly so

If you can’t maintain a proper relationship with and do due diligence on the suppliers of the item that is key to your brand, that’s gross incompetence.

GP
21-02-2018, 01:56 PM
Correct.

And while we are here, Nando's isn't all that.
It's #decent, but not top, top quality

The Zinger Tower Burger is spectacular and I will stab anyone who disagrees.

HCZ
21-02-2018, 02:08 PM
It’s terrible

LDG
21-02-2018, 02:30 PM
I'm quite partial to a zinger with cheese.

Niall_Quinn
21-02-2018, 03:16 PM
KFC is quality cuisine. There it is. Discussion over.

HCZ
21-02-2018, 04:10 PM
Speaking of cheap, tacky merchandisers....Billy Graham is dead

KSE Comedy Club
21-02-2018, 04:18 PM
I had never heard of him till today.

'an American evangelist'

Now I see why

GP
21-02-2018, 04:24 PM
Speaking of cheap, tacky merchandisers....Billy Graham is dead

good

Globalgunner
21-02-2018, 05:19 PM
Speaking of cheap, tacky merchandisers....Billy Graham is dead

Thats the 2nd time he has died recently. I will wait for confirmation.

Letters
22-02-2018, 02:29 AM
Sri Lankan bananas :bow:

Top, top quality.

Globalgunner
22-02-2018, 07:10 AM
Sri Lankan bananas :bow:

Top, top quality.

##

Letters
22-02-2018, 09:30 AM
Guns don't kill people. Teachers with guns kill people.
#trumplogic

GP
22-02-2018, 09:32 AM
I'd glad we're safe with Trump, not that nuclear warmonger hilLIEry

Goonermerree
22-02-2018, 10:03 AM
Guns don't kill people. Teachers with guns kill people.
#trumplogic

If that ever came in I wonder how long it would be before a teacher got right ticked of with the behaviour of his students and used the gun! I taught in America, some of the students can be tricky to deal with. I can say also as a teacher, I didn't go into the profession to potentially shoot people, I doubt they would go for it.
There was a brief discussion a few years ago of teachers searching students for knives. I don't think I'd be up for that either.

HCZ
22-02-2018, 10:09 AM
The idea as I understand it is that it would act as a deterrent to people going into schools in the first place

In the same way capital punishment is a deterrent :haha:

LDG
22-02-2018, 10:36 AM
Once the teachers are armed, perhaps they could think about rolling it out to students as well. If they all carried guns, then they could stop people shooting each other.

GP
22-02-2018, 10:40 AM
I think the only way to really stop school shootings in an immediate blanket ban on schools.

LDG
22-02-2018, 10:44 AM
Maybe they could make it illegal to shoot people with a gun.

Globalgunner
22-02-2018, 11:42 AM
I recall some schools used to have a school enforcer on hand usually some ex-cop or ex servicemen. Is that no longer a thing. I certainly recall several incidents of students being strong armed by these chaps. Give these guys the guns.

Globalgunner
22-02-2018, 12:18 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/22/dutch-attempt-to-take-tobacco-firms-to-court-for-manslaughter-fails

Dutch:
Lovely country, but literally everybody is off their rocker. These are people who dont draw their curtains. No use for them at all. Every beach has a nudist section.

HCZ
22-02-2018, 12:25 PM
Yeah have to agree that such a law suit would be frivolous. As a smoker I am in possession of all the facts of how dangerous my habit is to my health

Niall_Quinn
22-02-2018, 01:56 PM
Guns don't kill people. Teachers with guns kill people.
#trumplogic

Do you get paid to post stuff like this?

Power n Glory
22-02-2018, 02:26 PM
If that ever came in I wonder how long it would be before a teacher got right ticked of with the behaviour of his students and used the gun! I taught in America, some of the students can be tricky to deal with. I can say also as a teacher, I didn't go into the profession to potentially shoot people, I doubt they would go for it.
There was a brief discussion a few years ago of teachers searching students for knives. I don't think I'd be up for that either.

Genius way to get soft, jellyback teachers out of the paint and introduce ex military staff so they enforce discipline and no how to handle a gun....until the ex military guy has Vietnam/Iraq flashback and starts shooting up the school like Rambo. ;)

https://i1.wp.com/nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-5.22.01-PM.png?resize=599%2C305

God Bless America!

HCZ
22-02-2018, 02:29 PM
I’ll give you a war like you wouldn’t believe

GP
22-02-2018, 03:12 PM
Guns don't kill people. Teachers with guns kill people.
#trumplogic

https://i.imgur.com/ySL2BnS.jpg

Letters
22-02-2018, 06:39 PM
Do you get paid by the same person I get paid by to post stuff like that? :sulk:

GP
22-02-2018, 06:43 PM
George Soros paid me.

Niall_Quinn
22-02-2018, 07:19 PM
Do you get paid by the same person I get paid by to post stuff like that? :sulk:

It's your MO.

Doesn't matter if it's football or any other subject. You find a divisive subject and drop a little one-liner. The, I suppose, you sit back and watch.

And plainly you're not informed on any of these topics, beyond what you have been fed by the BBC or the Guardian. This much is self-evident based on the times when you've been pulled into the debate yourself.

The conclusion here is quite obvious.

Trolling your own forum :sulk:

Niall_Quinn
22-02-2018, 07:22 PM
George Soros paid me.

Doubt it. You don't parrot well enough to be on Soros' payroll. I've seen you post stuff that required independent thought, and I know Soros doesn't give his drones a day off.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-02-2018, 07:38 PM
Trump is a cunt.

Niall_Quinn
22-02-2018, 07:49 PM
Trump is a cunt.

And now Letters is nicking Maccy's account :haha:

Cripps
22-02-2018, 08:37 PM
Can I have my name changed back to Vieira please :cool:

Cripps
22-02-2018, 09:12 PM
I’ll give you a war like you wouldn’t believe

What happened to the guy on poo strike? :lol: #poogate

Xhaka Can’t
22-02-2018, 10:14 PM
Trump is a cunt.

Xhaka Can’t
22-02-2018, 10:18 PM
I think the only way to really stop school shootings in an immediate blanket ban on schools.

We need to be tough on schools and tough on the causes of schools.

GP
22-02-2018, 11:16 PM
Trump is a cunt.

Soy boy.

Niall_Quinn
22-02-2018, 11:17 PM
Soy boy.

Russian bot.

Cripps
24-02-2018, 08:09 AM
Still going

Or not going as it were

Serious?! How is that possible :faint:

Letters
25-02-2018, 06:41 PM
I've had the opposite problem during my trips to India

Letters
26-02-2018, 12:47 PM
Just had this email. One for NQ :lol:


BC Pride is a new LGBT group, aiming to provide support to all LGBT colleagues and allies as well as to raise a voice for LGBT issues across the organisation. As part of this growing group, we are holding our first London meet-up near the office.

HCZ
26-02-2018, 02:12 PM
Just had this email. One for NQ :lol:

Why are they sending you emails

Are you in a sham marriage?

Niall_Quinn
26-02-2018, 02:14 PM
Just had this email. One for NQ :lol:

They're discriminating against QQQTZPS9S2HQQQJZiiiiiiiing's

LGBT is soooooo December 2017

Letters
26-02-2018, 03:27 PM
Why are they sending you emails

Are you in a sham marriage?

Is there any other kind of marriage?

Letters
26-02-2018, 04:01 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43196414

Positive discrimination :bow:

:doh:

GP
26-02-2018, 04:37 PM
:doh:

Women are rubbish.

Niall_Quinn
26-02-2018, 04:44 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43196414

Positive discrimination :bow:

:doh:

Hopefully they'll be able to find enough WOMYN who are worth listening to.

Pretty tall order.

What about racial equality? And are all 936 937 938 genders being represented equally?

Marc Overmars
26-02-2018, 05:20 PM
Beast from the east. :lol:

Everyone losing their shit again.

GP
26-02-2018, 05:26 PM
This country is fucking pathetic.

Letters
26-02-2018, 05:47 PM
Took today off as TOIL as I spent all Saturday travelling back from my latest jolly.
MrsL wanted to go out for a walk, when we went it was sunny and almost warm. On our way back it started snowing. My face was numb when we got home.
Fun this shizzle.

Cripps
26-02-2018, 07:40 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/43202075

:lol: course you would

Globalgunner
27-02-2018, 06:25 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/43202075

:lol: course you would

When he was drafted for the Vietnam war, he found a medical excuse to dodge it.

Chicken hawk.

Goonermerree
27-02-2018, 07:24 AM
This is fun, watching the BBC trying to whip up the Beast from the East. We were supposed to be in an amber warning with heavy snow overnight, we have an icing sugar dusting.'Here we are in Colchester and it's been snowing over night' - and, it light dusting of icing sugar - 'but, but, but, don't forget the ice'. Next, they'll be telling us how many football would have been cancelled if it was a Saturday.
Well, they hyped it all up to a frenzy so they're trying to live p to it's billing.

Niall_Quinn
27-02-2018, 07:28 AM
This is fun, watching the BBC trying to whip up the Beast from the East. We were supposed to be in an amber warning with heavy snow overnight, we have an icing sugar dusting.'Here we are in Colchester and it's been snowing over night' - and, it light dusting of icing sugar - 'but, but, but, don't forget the ice'. Next, they'll be telling us how many football would have been cancelled if it was a Saturday.
Well, they hyped it all up to a frenzy so they're trying to live p to it's billing.

Fake news, propaganda outlet that's probably best known for lying to get wars started and habitually extorting money from every person in the country.

Niall_Quinn
27-02-2018, 07:33 AM
The 4th biggest story on the fake new Daily Mail today:


Over a dozen brides have complained that a wedding caterer charged them hundreds of pounds for biscuits, donuts and coleslaw from supermarkets.

At least 13 women have said Jason Davidson - the head of JLS Entertainment - ruined their special day by providing terrible food.

One woman, 34-year-old Kelly Dickens, said she paid £850 for a 'shambles' of a buffet.

Not joking. This is in a national newspaper. Perhaps it is a coded piece for overseas spies? Or maybe they had to bin all their boilerplate snow apocalypse puff pieces and stock photography from snow stricken Great Fingerfuck, Surrey.

The legacy media :haha:

Letters
27-02-2018, 07:52 AM
This is fun, watching the BBC trying to whip up the Beast from the East. We were supposed to be in an amber warning with heavy snow overnight, we have an icing sugar dusting.'Here we are in Colchester and it's been snowing over night' - and, it light dusting of icing sugar - 'but, but, but, don't forget the ice'. Next, they'll be telling us how many football would have been cancelled if it was a Saturday.
Well, they hyped it all up to a frenzy so they're trying to live p to it's billing.
Honestly. It's pathetic. There have been 3 snowflakes here and my train line has changed its timetable.
I'm thinking I should just work at home as one more snowflake and they might stop the whole service and I'd get stranded at work. I kinda understand if there really is heavy snow but a "dusting" would be an exaggeration.

Nozza!
27-02-2018, 09:03 AM
Honestly. It's pathetic. There have been 3 snowflakes here and my train line has changed its timetable.
I'm thinking I should just work at home as one more snowflake and they might stop the whole service and I'd get stranded at work. I kinda understand if there really is heavy snow but a "dusting" would be an exaggeration.

Oi, geezer, I know what you mean. Out in my manor we've only had an NQ's cock of snow, you know three quarters of an inch...

Letters
27-02-2018, 09:05 AM
:lol:
Nozza! :bow:

Niall_Quinn
27-02-2018, 09:41 AM
Oi, geezer, I know what you mean. Out in my manor we've only had an NQ's cock of snow, you know three quarters of an inch...

He does know. Question is, how do you know?

Goonermerree
27-02-2018, 10:04 AM
Thought the promised snow had arrived, lasted for 10 mins then the clouds left and the sun came out.

And for the record, it's wet snow, not your fancy pants dry snow from the Beast from the East, so stick that in your pipe and shovel it!

Letters
27-02-2018, 10:16 AM
Feel a complete fraud working at home but the trains aren't running their proper timetable and there was some suggestion there may be more snow later and was concerned about getting stranded.
Bright sunshine so far today.

Marc Overmars
27-02-2018, 10:21 AM
There was a slight delay for trains in to Euston this morning but nothing really out of the ordinary.

It rarely snows enough in Central London to be that much of an issue anyway.

Nozza!
27-02-2018, 10:28 AM
He does know. Question is, how do you know?

Oi, mush, because Big Mandy asked me if I could get her some sterilising fluid for her tweezers after that night she spent with you at the Thug and Lettuce...

Goonermerree
27-02-2018, 11:01 AM
Feel a complete fraud working at home but the trains aren't running their proper timetable and there was some suggestion there may be more snow later and was concerned about getting stranded.
Bright sunshine so far today.
Don't know why your worried about getting stranded, there's so much snow and it's so cold, you could build an igloo, that should keep you going for a couple of days. Or is that the wrong kind of snow? Do Eskimos get wet west, or Beast from the East snow?:unsure:

Niall_Quinn
27-02-2018, 11:29 AM
Oi, mush, because Big Mandy asked me if I could get her some sterilising fluid for her tweezers after that night she spent with you at the Thug and Lettuce...

Lovely girl, your Mandy.

Letters
27-02-2018, 02:25 PM
http://newsthump.com/2018/02/27/everyone-definitely-working-from-home-despite-record-number-of-snowmen-appearing-on-facebook/

Heh.

Pretty much :d

Goonermerree
27-02-2018, 03:34 PM
http://newsthump.com/2018/02/27/everyone-definitely-working-from-home-despite-record-number-of-snowmen-appearing-on-facebook/

Heh.

Pretty much :d

You need bloody snow to make a snowman!!!!!!!!!

Letters
27-02-2018, 03:46 PM
Yeah. It has failed to arrive here too. Few flurries today, little else.
Trains all seem to be running, didn't need to WAH after all.

Oh well :d

Letters
27-02-2018, 05:41 PM
Who knew that this was something one could choose not to do?

Letters
27-02-2018, 06:37 PM
I hope this bloke dies in a fire*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43197018

*I mean that in the spirit of Christian love, obvs.

Cripps
27-02-2018, 07:21 PM
Poo man still refusing to take a dump

Mental strength :bow:

Goonermerree
28-02-2018, 08:40 AM
The beast from the east's baby brother arrived!

Letters
28-02-2018, 09:08 AM
Trains were behaving today so got in to work OK.
It's like a ghost town in the office.

Marc Overmars
28-02-2018, 09:49 AM
I've had a few no shows this morning, left us right in the shitter with the amount of work that needs doing.

The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me though. A couple of people who commute from Kent and Norwich claimed their trains were cancelled and didn't bother coming in. So I checked their train routes and while there were some minor delays, they 100% could have made it in.

Lying cunts, will be having a nice chat with them tomorrow. :)

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 09:56 AM
I hope this bloke dies in a fire*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43197018

*I mean that in the spirit of Christian love, obvs.

Sorted for you.

Letters
28-02-2018, 11:36 AM
SNOW!

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 11:45 AM
Run for your life!

HCZ
28-02-2018, 11:53 AM
It is a bit embarrassing to go on about indomitable british spirit when we can’t handle a bit of adverse weather

It shows you how badly local councils are run when it’s easier to close roads than to grit them

Letters
28-02-2018, 12:28 PM
Stopped now. Was "going for it" in Central London for over an hour though.

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 12:37 PM
It is a bit embarrassing to go on about indomitable british spirit when we can’t handle a bit of adverse weather

It shows you how badly local councils are run when it’s easier to close roads than to grit them

Our schools have all collapsed, panic across the board, bus companies bugging-out, pandemonium. They all look quite silly now it has stopped snowing and the sun has come out. But still, armageddon is no laughing matter.

There's no British spirit, that died a long time ago when people accepted government as their keeper. Now everyone just looks helplessly at somebody else when problems, even trivial ones, arise. Mindless sheep being herded around, incapable of even thinking for themselves, let alone acting.

Back when we had a spirit, by necessity because bombs were falling out of the sky, people took it it on the chin and still waved their fists defiantly at the Germans. Now 15million of us vote to surrender to them and then get the hump when they are denied that surrender by those who have slightly larger testicles. So you can imagine how horrific deadly snow must be to these snowflakes. Noooooo, things are different! What do we do? What do we do? Tell us! Tell us!

GP
28-02-2018, 01:22 PM
Nothing at all here, blue skies.

T shirt weather, tbh.

Cripps
28-02-2018, 01:29 PM
Our schools have all collapsed, panic across the board, bus companies bugging-out, pandemonium. They all look quite silly now it has stopped snowing and the sun has come out. But still, armageddon is no laughing matter.

There's no British spirit, that died a long time ago when people accepted government as their keeper. Now everyone just looks helplessly at somebody else when problems, even trivial ones, arise. Mindless sheep being herded around, incapable of even thinking for themselves, let alone acting.

Back when we had a spirit, by necessity because bombs were falling out of the sky, people took it it on the chin and still waved their fists defiantly at the Germans. Now 15million of us vote to surrender to them and then get the hump when they are denied that surrender by those who have slightly larger testicles. So you can imagine how horrific deadly snow must be to these snowflakes. Noooooo, things are different! What do we do? What do we do? Tell us! Tell us!

Tories :doh:

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 01:53 PM
Tories :doh:

Not just them. The pedophile Heath started it, then Maggie sold everything off and then the anti-Christ came in and sealed the deal. But I get your point, he was a Tory too - in deeds if not name. New Labour indeed.

Letters
28-02-2018, 01:55 PM
Red Alert! :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43221384

HCZ
28-02-2018, 01:57 PM
Not just them. The pedophile Heath started it, then Maggie sold everything off and then the anti-Christ came in and sealed the deal. But I get your point, he was a Tory too - in deeds if not name. New Labour indeed.

Do you even bother to notice the contradiction between blaming the existence of government for everything and then criticising a government for making it’s own reach smaller.
Or do you just hope that everyone is so bored by now of your interminable homilies that they won’t bother to read and spot that.

Expecting a convoluted explanation....don’t disappoint me

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 01:57 PM
What comes after red?

Wenger has done this, I don't know how but it's definitely him. He's trying to get the game tomorrow called off and to stop Brendan Rodgers getting in for his interview.

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 01:59 PM
Do you even bother to notice the contradiction between blaming the existence of government for everything and then criticising a government for making it’s own reach smaller.
Or do you just hope that everyone is so bored by now of your interminable homilies that they won’t bother to read and spot that.

Expecting a convoluted explanation....don’t disappoint me

Smaller government? Since when? Government has inexorably increased in reach since WWII, you couldn't mention a single valid instance of it getting smaller.

HCZ
28-02-2018, 02:02 PM
Smaller government? Since when? Government has inexorably increased in reach since WWII, you couldn't mention a single valid instance of it getting smaller.

So selling off state owned industry isn’t an example of government getting smaller

Silly me.

Cripps
28-02-2018, 02:03 PM
FFS here we go :lol:

You two will be at it for 3 pages now :lol:

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 02:08 PM
So selling off state owned industry isn’t an example of government getting smaller

Silly me.

No, it isn't. The reach of government isn't measured by the number of bureaucrats it "employs". It's measured by the volume of legislation it inflicts. Since the 50's these cunts have been putting an average of 2,000 new laws a year on the books. Sticking their noses into almost every aspect of British life and extracting as much cash as they can in the process. The trend skyrocketed when that cunt Blair slimed his way into office, but Maggie and the pedophile were no strangers to piling up the laws.

HCZ
28-02-2018, 02:09 PM
FFS here we go :lol:

You two will be at it for 3 pages now :lol:

Alas no. Even I can’t justify this particular way of wasting time

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 02:11 PM
That said, there has been a downward trend in the last few years. Mostly because we haven't had a real prime minister I suppose, and because many of our laws are now made by unelected bureaucrats in foreign and unfriendly nations.

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 02:13 PM
Alas no. Even I can’t justify this particular way of wasting time

Alas no. You can't defend your position. Very different thing.

Smaller government my arse. A silly thing to say from a normally rational person.

And btw, the sell offs were scams - the replacement of one monopoly with other monopolies. That was all sleight of hand, not serious economic policy. Which, of course, you can see today in the pricing structures and efficiencies of these so-called competitive private industries. Half of them owned by unfriendly foreign nations too. What a coincidence.

Cripps
28-02-2018, 02:15 PM
That said, there has been a downward trend in the last few years. Mostly because we haven't had a real prime minister I suppose, and because many of our laws are now made by unelected bureaucrats in foreign and unfriendly nations.

Unfriendly nations that want to be our friend, whilst we try and be unfriendly by distancing ourselves? :lol:

Letters
28-02-2018, 02:20 PM
Alas no. Even I can’t justify this particular way of wasting time

Not when you're spending almost all your time trying to find out whether a man has had a poo or not.

HCZ
28-02-2018, 02:24 PM
Alas no. You can't defend your position. Very different thing.

Smaller government my arse. A silly thing to say from a normally rational person.

And btw, the sell offs were scams - the replacement of one monopoly with other monopolies. That was all sleight of hand, not serious economic policy. Which, of course, you can see today in the pricing structures and efficiencies of these so-called competitive private industries. Half of them owned by unfriendly foreign nations too. What a coincidence.

I don’t need to defend a position

I’m not even making a political argument. Just a statement of fact

Trying to debate with you on it is pointless when you are saying everything government touches turns to shit, look at how this shit government turned over control to someone else.

Niall_Quinn
28-02-2018, 02:27 PM
Unfriendly nations that want to be our friend, whilst we try and be unfriendly by distancing ourselves? :lol:

Bollocks.

The French and the Germans have never been and will never be our partners and have always been our rivals. It's a cultural thing. Which is why the globalists are trying to eliminate culture. Germany continues to see itself as the centrepiece of Europe and the ridiculous French have gone along with it despite having been invaded and subjugated by the cunts. It takes a spine of a particular kind of jelly to forgive and forget the nature of the German after such an indecent span of time since the war.

I really don't get half the British. They have a mountain of evidence easily available that shows over and over again how influential this nation can be. And yet they curl up in a corner, whimpering, we can't do anything alone, we can't survive without some German pulling us along by the nose. This didn't happen because the people lost their nerve. This happened because the people placed all their trust in government, and even worse, they abdicated their own responsibilities and because weak and pliable. Now you hear the same remoaners going on about calamity should Britain ever be required to stand on its own two feet again. And why is that I wonder? Because half the fucking nation are pathetic pussies. She men and feminists and lefty loons, communists and marxists and fantasy la-la land types who think the fuckers lording over them have their best interests at heart, despite there being every proof to the contrary.

Maybe we can have some form of unification. Maybe the French and the Germans and the Poles and the Romainians with a backbone could come over here and the wimps could go the other way and disappear into their utopia. There would have to be a clear rule set in advance though - no WWIII to bail them out when the authoritarians start marching them into work camps.