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13-08-2011, 01:03 PM
Master Splinter

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Realist

According to unconfirmed reports coming to us, Manuel Almunia is on his way out of Arsenal and will likely sign for Malaga very shortly.

So Malaga have endless piles of money, yet decide to buy Almunia?

Almunia :bow:

Great keeper.
13-08-2011, 01:09 PM
Sirjackofwilshere

Almunia off? PRAAAIISE THE LAWD!!
13-08-2011, 01:11 PM
Boss

Almunia, Denilson, Eboue out... three absolute fucking cunts we won't have to watch this season.

Someone assassinate Squillaci and it'll be a very good summer.
13-08-2011, 01:14 PM
Cripps_orig

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/...rvin-martin-as

France Football reports we are after some unknown player to replace Cesc.

Can see this happening.
13-08-2011, 01:16 PM
Ironing

Ridiculous name

Can definitely see it happening
13-08-2011, 01:19 PM
Niall_Quinn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirjackofwilshere

Almunia off? PRAAAIISE THE LAWD!!

Bring back the dancing chicken before it's too late!
13-08-2011, 01:20 PM
Niall_Quinn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ach

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/...rvin-martin-as

France Football reports we are after some unknown player to replace Cesc.

Can see this happening.

Must... stay... positive...
13-08-2011, 01:29 PM
Master Splinter

Joel Campbell and Marvin Martin?

Even though they're not English, they have GHELlish names.

Wenger's serious about this GHEL takeover.
13-08-2011, 01:32 PM
KSE Comedy Club

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKBapologist

Eboue and Vela are set to go next week too. Bendtner transfer is on hold until we find a replacement I think.

I thought that was Campbell?
13-08-2011, 01:33 PM
Cripps_orig

Quote:

Originally Posted by Save me Jeebus!

I thought that was Campbell?

Makes sense. A shit nobody to replace the shittest player in Arsenal history
13-08-2011, 01:34 PM
GP

Double, double, double!

Joel Campbell will score a double!
13-08-2011, 01:35 PM
Master Splinter

Marvin Martin provided 17 assists last year.

Marvin > Cesc.

A Must Get™.
13-08-2011, 01:37 PM
Darth Vela

That's a quality name too, practically Marvin the Martian.
13-08-2011, 01:45 PM
Niall_Quinn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Save me Jeebus!

I thought that was Campbell?

Campbell's going too? Hopefully for more than we paid!
13-08-2011, 02:04 PM
Japan Shaking All Over

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Joel Campbell and Marvin Martin?

Even though they're not English, they have GHELlish names.

Wenger's serious about this GHEL takeover.

Quote:

Marvin Martin

Alvin Martin's love child comes of age:bow:
13-08-2011, 02:14 PM
Marc Overmars

Hopefully Joel is as good as his dad was for us...
13-08-2011, 02:22 PM
Özim

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ach

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/...rvin-martin-as

France Football reports we are after some unknown player to replace Cesc.

Can see this happening.

Yeah Marvellous Marvin could well happen, that's a Wenger type signing indeed.

We'd be making a huge profit on transfers which is all that matters after all.
13-08-2011, 02:24 PM
Özim

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

Hopefully Joel is as good as his dad was for us...

yeah Kevin Campbell started off well, but went off the boil later in his career for us.
13-08-2011, 03:00 PM
Cripps_orig

Hope hes as good as the last Costa Rican striker to play in England

I dont actually know if he was the last one but hes the most well known.

Paulo One Chop :bow:
13-08-2011, 05:36 PM
Edinburgh Gooner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Injury Time

Are you using an Apple product? I have similar issue o ipad but not laptop ( Windows)

I use google chrome on a pc with windows xp.
13-08-2011, 06:10 PM
Grebbo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grebbo

I've come to the opinion that we must sign Joey Barton.

He's a wanker and I'll cringe whenever I hear him speak in an Arsenal shirt.

But....

He's a good player, far far better than Song and he is free.

We must sign him.

Ok scrap that idea.

Wenger for the love of god spend some fucking money so I don't have these bad thoughts.
13-08-2011, 06:31 PM
milla

Spend the feking money, spend the fuking money, spend the fuking money! :scarf::scarf::scarf:
13-08-2011, 06:33 PM
milla

Spend the fekin money! :scarf:
Spend the fekin money! :scarf:
Spend the fekin money! :scarf:
13-08-2011, 08:14 PM
Injury Time

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edinburgh Gooner

I use google chrome on a pc with windows xp.

No idea then Scottish lack of smilie filter? ;)
13-08-2011, 09:03 PM
Edinburgh Gooner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Injury Time

No idea then Scottish lack of smilie filter? ;)

I sussed it. I've been using the quick reply option. If I go ADVANCED I get all the smileys I could smile at.
13-08-2011, 09:04 PM
Edinburgh Gooner

:flash::police::cheers::ladynana::gp::dancingman:: handbags::violin:
13-08-2011, 09:05 PM
Edinburgh Gooner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Injury Time

No idea then Scottish lack of smilie filter? ;)

WOuldn't surprise me if that were true lol. This country sucks!!!
13-08-2011, 10:59 PM
Thierrymon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ach

Hope hes as good as the last Costa Rican striker to play in England

I dont actually know if he was the last one but hes the most well known.

Paulo One Chop :bow:

Wanchope! :bow:

When i was in Costa Rica a few years ago they still had pictures of him all over the place.
13-08-2011, 11:44 PM
AKBapologist

THE FUCK??
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tran...cle785216.html

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/inco...arge/sagna.jpg
13-08-2011, 11:49 PM
Marc Overmars

What the hell?
13-08-2011, 11:50 PM
Ironing

Quote:

Originally Posted by akbapologist

the fuck??
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tran...cle785216.html

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/inco...arge/sagna.jpg

lol?
13-08-2011, 11:54 PM
The Verminator

Lmao :d
13-08-2011, 11:58 PM
Olivier's xmas twist

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKBapologist

THE FUCK??
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tran...cle785216.html

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/inco...arge/sagna.jpg

This is how you know the media chat shit lol, why would we sell sagna to spurs and thats not even him in the pic lol
14-08-2011, 12:37 AM
Niall_Quinn

The Mirror lowering the bar again, taking it underground.
14-08-2011, 01:01 AM
Ironing

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uy4n0h.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/29w0sx5.jpg
14-08-2011, 01:03 AM
Olivier's xmas twist

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

The Mirror lowering the bar again, taking it underground.

Now we know what Rooney loooks like as a black man
14-08-2011, 01:06 AM
Cripps_orig

Quote:

Arsenal are expected to make a renewed bid for Everton centre-half Phil Jagielka this week, with the club set to lose both Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri to Barcelona and Manchester City respectively. Full story: Mail on SundayThe Gunners could also move for Sochaux midfielder Marvin Martin and Marseille winger Andre Ayew as soon as they receive the first payment from the sale of Fabregas. Full story: Metro

Yay
14-08-2011, 01:09 AM
Olivier's xmas twist

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ach

Yay

Well would have prefred Cahill but Jagelka is better then nothing i suppose, Ayew would not mind him here tbh, We should get Remy too. who the hell is Marvin Martin.
14-08-2011, 01:50 AM
AKBapologist

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tran...cle785203.html
Tevez and Cahill and all will be forgiven... :pray:
14-08-2011, 04:12 AM
Master Splinter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironing

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uy4n0h.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/29w0sx5.jpg

:haha: :haha:

That Sagna 'article' is the worst thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Worse than Faye Dunaway's face and Gervinho's hair.

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