Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

Every day these arselicking media whores work to keep the Rooney myth rolling. The latest farce.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...-makes-10.html

Yay! That means shrek is the best ever!

Yesterday there were about 8 articles, this month has seen a TV program. The shit just goes on in worship of this bang average player who maybe had 3 decent seasons (decent mind, not Ronaldo or Messi seasons, just decent seasons). He's never been anything special and his record (not his dubious records) proves it. He's racked up a thoroughly meaningless England goal scoring record by banging goals in against part timers and pubbers. He's hardly got a goal against a major International opponent. He's dived for and taken HOW MANY pens? Fucking horrible cheat that he is. And now apparently he's scored the most PL goals by the age of 30, relegating Shearer (who was 5 times the player) to second and Henry (let's not even go there) to third.

Ignore the fact Rooney started in the PL at 16 whereas the PL didn't exist when Shearer was scoring goals in the old First Division. Or that Henry only arrived here at age 22 and left before he was 30, scoring all 174 goals in 7 years compared to fatty's 14 YEARS :haha:

In reality Rooney isn't fit to lick either Shearer or Henry's boots but that won't stop the cock swallowing journos jerking out their latest fantasies.

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A damning statistic has emerged from the Premier League.

Arsenal pair Santi Cazorla and Mesut Ozil have created 81 chances in the Premier League this season - the same amout as the whole Manchester United squad.

In total, only Sunderland (74) and Aston Villa (80) have created fewer chances in England's top flight this term.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...-a6717601.html

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Greater Manchester Police have come under criticism for sending an ill-advertised tweet in which they jokingly declare Wayne Rooney as a missing person, after the striker endured yet another anonymous performance for Manchester United in their 0-0 draw with Crystal Palace.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...-a6717486.html

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Stats reveal just how bad Rooney has been this year in the attacking third when compared to the previous three seasons.

As the infographic shows, Rooney is taking fewer shots per game than at any time since the beinning of the 12-13 season and of those shots he is converting fewer chances, less than 10 per cent in fact.

Rooney's goalscoring has completely dried up as well. For every 90 minutes played this season Rooney is scoring 0.20 goals, his lost mark in any of these four seasons. Last year that was 0.38, in 2013-14 it was 0.63 (when he scored 17 Premier League goals) and in 12-13 it was 0.54.

It's not as if he is helping other players either, completing just 31 passes per game, 11 less than last year; he is also only creating just one chance per game for his team-mates.

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http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs.../14/Rooney.jpg

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...-a6718046.html

He's finished.

He was finished in 2012 and probably before that. Look at those stats for a world class, elite, 300k per week International icon. They suck. Heskey must have had better stats than that. If the likes of Ashton manage to keep this myth alive into the next season it means they'll have propped up one of the worst strikers in the league for HALF A DECADE. I guess you have to give them some credit for being so dedicated.

Corker of a sulk from Ollie Holt today.

"They seem to have forgotten that football is still about something more than money. They seem to have forgotten that this is still the glory game."

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...-trophies.html

I want Rooney to continue to be relied upon by Manure. I have never been a fan of his, even though he was a force in his prime years. He has been over for a while now, though.

Shrek :haha:

300K pw - thief, blatant.

http://www.squawka.com/comparison-ma...ul_take_ons#90

Hope the United hire Mourinho and City Guardiola.
When your team is playing crap under the genius LVG. Mourinho is exactly what you need. The problem is that the United fans are far more vocal and vociferous than the Parvenu`s of Chelsea. If his team is playing crap they will mutiny for sure. Honestly I cant see United going for him, too toxic even for them. I hope im wrong.

4 great managers left in the game
Ancelotti......gone to Bayern
Guardiola.....gone to City
Klopp...........gone to Pool
that leaves Simeone to choose between us and Chelsea

Anyhow, we still have Wenger...about to sign another 3 year contract. Continuity:bow:

Honestly think Pep's far more likely to end up here or at United than City. He's not a guy motivated by money and has always talked very favourably about us and United as institutions.

Anyway, it was reported in Italy yesterday that Mourinho rejected an offer to manage Roma because he's holding out for the Man United gig. Reading Redcafe, their fans are quite mixed about it - some of them (more the old school fans), to their credit see him as the odious vile slimeball he is who'd discard youth and their attacking philosphy for short term game in the process making enemies out of everyone and crashing out in the third season but the other half, the more johnny-come-lately gloryhunters are craving for him for his instant success.

What's clear though is that they all want Van Gaal gone now. Another loss in the next month and he's goner if he's not already.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35166770

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