Transfer targets in January

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Breaking News!!!

Arsenal to sign (Insert Player name)

(player name) has been singled out as the key transfer target for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in the upcoming transfer Window. We have learned from (insert random “source”) that Wenger will move for (player name) as soon as the window opens as he looks to strengthen his squad due the poor form of (insert player name) and the injury concerns over (insert players names)

With a transfer budget of some (insert random number) Wenger will be looking to push forward after the (insert last time Arsenal lost result) and as they look to secure a win in (random trophy) after not winning a trophy for (insert random number)

(player name, age and nationality) will move to the Emirates and look to continue (insert random satistic)

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

Was awesome in Germany the first time, good for us and then disappeared up his own arse and is now just a never was

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I wonder what the spirit in the treatment room is like though, quite a lot of full backs in there - maybe some support for Jack wouldn't be a bad thing. Diaby doesn't count, I bet the others hang their tracksuits on him by now.

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

here did this to save you all some typing

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I'm not inserting anything in anything you have presented :sulk:

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

here did this to save you all some typing

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Breaking News!!!

Arsenal to sign Lil' Jimmy

Lil' Jimmy has been singled out as the key transfer target for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in the upcoming transfer Window. We have learned from Aliens just passing through our solar system that Wenger will move for Lil' Jimmy as soon as the window opens as he looks to strengthen his squad due the poor form of Nickle-ass Bendtner and the injury concerns over Julie Fleeting and Rachel Yankey

With a transfer budget of some three vietnamese dong Wenger will be looking to push forward after the greasy greek turds beat arsenal in a meaningless champions league group stage match and as they look to secure a win in the Davis Cup after not winning a trophy for 3.14

Lil' Jimmy, 9, from the mean streets of Spunky Puddle, Ohio will move to the Emirates and look to continue demonstrating to all that the surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared

I love madlibs!

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Originally Posted by NoeLDG

I'm not inserting anything in anything you have presented :sulk:

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It wasn't him anyway - there's only one spelling mistake.

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Originally Posted by Jam Persie

Breaking News!!!

Arsenal to sign Lil' Jimmy

Lil' Jimmy has been singled out as the key transfer target for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in the upcoming transfer Window. We have learned from Aliens just passing through our solar system that Wenger will move for Lil' Jimmy as soon as the window opens as he looks to strengthen his squad due the poor form of Nickle-ass Bendtner and the injury concerns over Julie Fleeting and Rachel Yankey

With a transfer budget of some three vietnamese dong Wenger will be looking to push forward after the greasy greek turds beat arsenal in a meaningless champions league group stage match and as they look to secure a win in the Davis Cup after not winning a trophy for 3.14

Lil' Jimmy, 9, from the mean streets of Spunky Puddle, Ohio will move to the Emirates and look to continue demonstrating to all that the surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared

I love madlibs!

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Originally Posted by deeench my santa up

Its not the fact that OAC is not starting, its the fact that he does not even get on when we need pace. Why is he not ahead of Arshavin, Rosicky, Chakma from the bench?

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Adaptation period :good:. He will be, given time, he is just very young and very new at the moment - still learning what it takes to play at this level, learning his role, integrating himself into our style of play.

Tactically Chamakh and Rosicky are very different substitutions, Chamakh is purportedly a centre forward, while Rosicky is much more of a ship-steadying sub. The Arshavin comparison is the only pertinent one there and as one of the most experienced, high profile senior players for club and country, much more should be asked/expected of Arshavin than of Chamberlain.

If Arshavin played anywhere near to the level he is capable of then there would be no question of his worth. In light of the Russian's dwindling confidence, busting him down to third choice behind a kid would pretty much consign him to expensive write-off.

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

In light of the Russian's dwindling confidence, busting him down to third choice behind a kid would pretty much consign him to expensive write-off.

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I think his lack of application already means we are there

Arshavin has undoubtedly been a flop.

Time to cut our losses. Or even make a cheeky profit by selling him to Anzhi.

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

I think his lack of application already means we are there

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I think so too unfortunately. A buggering shame really because a flying Arshavin in this team should have been a huge, game-changing asset.

Instead we have mincing Arshavin.

But in Wenger's position I would only drop him off the bench if he was definitely off in the January window. If it's only next summer...well...the season is long and we'll probably need everyone.