JACK WILSHERE'S 10 STEP PROGRAMME TO BECOMING A REAL MAN:
Man up, you big girl's blouse!
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Teenage Arsenal midfielder Wilshere – whose voice has now broken – stunned journalists at a press conference in Kuala Lumpur this week when he said, "Loyalty is a big part of football and it shows if you are a real man or not." Those who were shocked by this apparent verbal attack on team-mate Cesc Fabregas were soon disappointed when the 19-year-old claimed (after a scathing glance from the gaffer, probably) that Cesc had in fact been loyal to club in the past.
But in these troubled times for those of us with XY chromosomes, we sought out young Wilshere's thoughts on what constitutes the making of a 'real man'. Therefore we spent literally minutes analysing his Twitter account to spot the deciphering attributes. Metrosexuals beware, here is Jack Wilshere's 10 step program to becoming a real man…
REAL MEN…
1) Real men eat strawberries in bed
2) Real men wear yellow aviator sunglasses
3) Real men watch Gossip Girl in bed
4) Real men pose topless with pug dogs
5) Real men love their dads
6) Real men drink coffee and eat Nutella on toast
7) Real men can't wee when someone is watching
8) Real men enjoy the saxophone
9) Real men wear patent winkle pickers
10) Real men are loyal to their football team! (Not talking about you, Cesc)
For more quality tips on how to 'man up' and become a 'real man' follow @JackWilshere