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24-08-2011, 12:42 PM
Fist of Lehmann

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Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner

Manager Delights Emirates

Do we actually have 34 of those?
24-08-2011, 12:48 PM
Grebbo

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

We've offered 34 MDE.

What's an MDE?

Wikipedia tells me it stands for Mexican Dance Ensemble, but I doubt it's that.

34 Million Denilson Ejaculations
24-08-2011, 12:49 PM
Grebbo

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Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner

I thought he was staying with Liille lol is that not what he told frech press lol

Wonga is right lol

The article quotes an "inside source" saying he'd leave for the right opportunity.

Gotta love inside sources.
24-08-2011, 12:51 PM
Fist of Lehmann

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

34 Million Denilson Ejaculations

Always said the kid had a lot of spunk.
24-08-2011, 12:55 PM
Olivier's xmas twist

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Spanish newspaper Marca report that Tottenham have agreed a fee with Real Madrid for midfielder Lassana Diarra

so by that he'ss be going to roma

:haha: Marca
24-08-2011, 01:09 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

The article quotes an "inside source" saying he'd leave for the right opportunity.

Gotta love inside sources.

This story reminds me of my inside sauce tbf
24-08-2011, 01:12 PM
Özim

We've made a right mess of this transfer window to be honest, we've had all summer to indentify and sign players and yet we're into the last week and haven't done the necessary, except for largely signing kids.

Nasri and Cesc have been on their way out for a while and yet we've had noone lined-up, surely we must have known about their departures everyone else did after all, reminds me of when Wenger was adamant Flamini would stay and he left (and we'd let Diarra go in the January transfer window).

Going into the last week teams aren't going to want to sell their best players, why would they...they'd have no time to replace them, it's really stupid to leave it this late and think we could get what we needed. The Cesc/Nasri saga's dragged on all summer and now we're short of players with no signings in sight, we should have tried to push through the transfers (particularly Cesc), in the end we got a low fee for him which we could have got at the start of the summer.

Our transfer dealings have been shoddy for years now, we need someone to sort this out and deal with transfers more logically and efficiently, we've really made it hard for ourselves...through a total lack of common sense IMO.

The way the whole club is run needs a revamp.
24-08-2011, 01:16 PM
Flavs

Another problem now as well, everyone knows we are loaded so will add another couple of million onto their prices
24-08-2011, 01:16 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over

to be fair it has probably taken a day to get over to Mexico from the same sort of rumour we were hearing yesterday.......there you go NQ all you have to do is keeping moving around the world and you can have the rumour carry on longer!........next stop the Galapagos Islands

You're a fucking top mate!

Schweinsteiger - It's ON!

For at least another 24 hours.
24-08-2011, 01:18 PM
Özim

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

Another problem now as well, everyone knows we are loaded so will add another couple of million onto their prices

Yup and that's the reason we should have had someone lined-up, we've done this before selling top players without having a replacement in place.

I don't get why we never seem to learn from previous mistakes.
24-08-2011, 01:18 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

We've offered 34 MDE.

What's an MDE?

Wikipedia tells me it stands for Mexican Dance Ensemble, but I doubt it's that.

We're hoping pure greed makes them jump at the 34 bit and we'll have him signed and out of the country by the time the dancing begins.
24-08-2011, 01:19 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

Do we actually have 34 of those?

Part of the Vela loan deal I believe.
24-08-2011, 01:23 PM
Japan Shaking All Over

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

Another problem now as well, everyone knows we are loaded so will add another couple of million onto their prices

This.
but for the sake of the team. . . .and for all of us on GW's expertise and knowledge but cant actually influence jack shit, I say spend that extra if it is the player we need

we are going to have to accept it as the penalty for phaffing arounf like a bunch of twats these last few weeks. . . . . have nobody but ourselvrs to blame
24-08-2011, 01:23 PM
Letters

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Originally Posted by ItsMe

Going into the last week teams aren't going to want to sell their best players

Nonsense! We did :cool:

Oh :(
24-08-2011, 01:23 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by ItsMe

Yup and that's the reason we should have had someone lined-up, we've done this before selling top players without having a replacement in place.

I don't get why we never seem to learn from previous mistakes.

Dont worry, we can promote from within :unsure:
24-08-2011, 01:25 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

Another problem now as well, everyone knows we are loaded so will add another couple of million onto their prices

£24mill for Lesbo was over the odds for a player in the last year of his contract (apparently a record according to SSN). So we can be a bit more generous given the urgency of the situation. Then again we got fucked on Cesc.
24-08-2011, 01:25 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over

This.
but for the sake of the team. . . .and for all of us on GW's expertise and knowledge but cant actually influence jack shit, I say spend that extra if it is the player we need

we are going to have to accept it as the penalty for phaffing arounf like a bunch of twats these last few weeks. . . . . have nobody but ourselvrs to blame

Target the teams who are broke and exploit them. I said this elsewhere, Everton and West Ham are broke so are birmingham. The whole of greek and Turkish football is staring down the barrel so why not take advantage. We are too nice thats the bloody problem
24-08-2011, 01:28 PM
Niall_Quinn

Wenger said he's concentrating on tonight's match and after that will bring in some replacements. So nothing will happen today, apart from the Schweinsteiger transfer.
24-08-2011, 01:30 PM
Marc Overmars

We will sign Hazard, Dann and M'Vila next week.

Quote this for the truth.
24-08-2011, 01:30 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Wenger said he's concentrating on tonight's match and after that will bring in some replacements. So nothing will happen today, apart from the Schweinsteiger transfer.

I am all for us having more germans in the team to be honest. The bundesliga is high pace, passioante and has lots of fight. We dont.

Get the lad in, his name alone should be enough "Bastian Schweinstiger" the only way he could be more german is if his middle name was "von"
24-08-2011, 01:31 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by marc overmars

we will sign hazard, dann and m'vila next week.

Quote this for the truth.

lies!
24-08-2011, 01:32 PM
Grebbo

Would anyone want us to sign Adebayor??

:tumbleweed:
24-08-2011, 01:32 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

I am all for us having more germans in the team to be honest. The bundesliga is high pace, passioante and has lots of fight. We dont.

Get the lad in, his name alone should be enough "Bastian Schweinstiger" the only way he could be more german is if his middle name was "von"

Barton looks like Adolf Hitler when he has that 'tache - just saying.
24-08-2011, 01:33 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

Would anyone want us to sign Adebayor??

:tumbleweed:

Why are you still here?
24-08-2011, 01:34 PM
Grebbo

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Why are you still here?

??

:tumbleweed:
24-08-2011, 01:35 PM
Marc Overmars

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

I am all for us having more germans in the team to be honest. The bundesliga is high pace, passioante and has lots of fight. We dont.

Get the lad in, his name alone should be enough "Bastian Schweinstiger" the only way he could be more german is if his middle name was "von"

Pretty much. I've always wanted to have a few Germans in the team. I think I'd do a little sex wee if we signed Schweinstiger.
24-08-2011, 01:35 PM
GunnerFan4Life

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Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

We will sign Hazard, Dann and M'Vila next week.

Quote this for the truth.

:pray:
24-08-2011, 01:37 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

Pretty much. I've always wanted to have a few Germans in the team. I think I'd do a little sex wee if we signed Schweinstiger.

Podolski is available afetr handing in a transfer request at Koln as well.

Just saying...
24-08-2011, 01:37 PM
Japan Shaking All Over

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Wenger said he's concentrating on tonight's match and after that will bring in some replacements. So nothing will happen today, apart from the Schweinsteiger transfer.

in Mexico apparantly! !
24-08-2011, 01:37 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

Pretty much. I've always wanted to have a few Germans in the team. I think I'd do a little sex wee if we signed Schweinstiger.

I suppose he'll be getting the #4 shirt.
24-08-2011, 01:38 PM
Letters

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Barton looks like Adolf Hitler when he has that 'tache - just saying.

Bit harsh.

I'd expect a lawsuit from the Hitler estate for defamation of character if I were you.
24-08-2011, 01:39 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

Podolski is available afetr handing in a transfer request at Koln as well.

Just saying...

At this stage we should just pump the Football Manager DB into a computer and auto fax a bid for everyone. Surely we'd hit on a couple? The waitng period has completely fucked us. Why did it have to be so long?
24-08-2011, 01:40 PM
Marc Overmars

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

Podolski is available afetr handing in a transfer request at Koln as well.

Just saying...

Worth a punt.

But you must remember we already have great players who play there. We will not spend for the sake of spending.
24-08-2011, 01:42 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

Worth a punt.

But you must remember we already have great players who play there. We will not spend for the sake of spending.

Yes our players are undoubtedly great but even Wenger and the board must admit there are some vacancies now? Nobody is going to be killed any more either, because they all have to play anyway.
24-08-2011, 01:43 PM
Japan Shaking All Over

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

At this stage we should just pump the Football Manager DB into a computer and auto fax a bid for everyone. Surely we'd hit on a couple? The waitng period has completely fucked us. Why did it have to be so long?

hahaha!
careful cos we might end up buying back Robbie Keane from America!
24-08-2011, 01:47 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

Worth a punt.

But you must remember we already have great players who play there. We will not spend for the sake of spending.

yes we do, i think there are 3 in the starting line up now

:upset:

I think we should just get the German national starting XI from their last game and just buy the lot of them.
24-08-2011, 01:51 PM
Flavs

here we go

Adler
Lahm -Mertesacker-Friedrich -Boateng
Ballack -Schweinsteiger - Ozil -Kroos -Marin
Gomez
24-08-2011, 01:51 PM
Olivier's xmas twist

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

Would anyone want us to sign Adebayor??

:tumbleweed:

NO
24-08-2011, 01:52 PM
Japan Shaking All Over

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Originally Posted by Punchinello Beezo

yes we do, i think there are 3 in the starting line up now

:upset:

I think we should just get the German national starting XI from their last game and just buy the lot of them.

Remember us being interested in Ozil. . . .Boeteng from Citeh would not have been a stupid move either

the names floating around now are both worth paying out for but we cant not buy strength in yhe centre, mid and def
24-08-2011, 01:54 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

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Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over

hahaha!
careful cos we might end up buying back Robbie Keane from America!

It has always been his dream to join a Premier League club after playing in America.

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