This Weekend's Fixtures & Everton v Newcastle (28/29/30 Sept).

Torrid time bingo! Although this one is actually true.

Is there a clause so Maureen can call Lukaku back ?

Mbiwa hauled off, Williamson on.

Ben Arfa off, Cabaye on. :unsure:

Gouffran hits the post!

Mirallas shot, Krul partially saves it, somehow Osman pubs it up from a yard out. :haha:

Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear the Brains Trust. :lol:

Everton 3-1 Barcodes, Kebab! What a goal.

Barkley shoots, didn't catch it particularly well and thus easy for Krul.

Poor pass from Barkley.

Osman. :haha:

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BBC Radio 5 live's Kevin Kilbane at Goodison Park

"That shot gave Tim Howard no chance. It's what Newcastle would have wanted."

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Mind. Blown.

Anita lets fly, Howard saves.

Don't think Newcastle are fielding a single English player in the line up. :lol:

Pardew had a go at us after our Madrid win at the Bernabu for the exact same same thing. Proof that he's a hyprocritical oaf. God, I'd love it if he loses his job tonight.

Briliant turn by Gouffran, woeful shot.

Tiote booked for scroting again.

Doesn't Pardew have like a 8 year contract ? Cunts going to make shit loads when he's sacked !

Lukaku and Coleman both nailed it but both shots blocked.

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Tiote booked for scroting again.

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Originally Posted by Munchies

Doesn't Pardew have like a 8 year contract ? Cunts going to make shit loads when he's sacked !

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got a one year break clause in it i believe. so if sacked they only pay up one years salary

Lukaku. :haha:

Tiote is awful.

Anita off, Cisse on.

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

got a one year break clause in it i believe. so if sacked they only pay up one years salary

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Ah that's good :lol:

I thought Fat Cunt Ashley would of been as stupid as he looks to not have any clause

Mirallas off, Deulofeu on.

Barkley. :haha:

Freekick to Everton, bit wide though.

Tiote. :lol:

Talentless.

Not close from Baines there.

Barry booked.

Deulofeu. :bow:

Good save from Barry. Freekick to the Barcodes.

Cabaye hits the wall.

Barkley off, Naismith on.

Everton 3-2 Barcodes, Remy pubs one in!

Wouldn't mind Remy here

Four added minutes.

Cmon Barcodes :pray:

ffs game more or less over

Mourinho :pal:

Lukaku :bow:

Martinez :bow:

Moyes :haha:

Everton 3-2 Barcodes, FT. Fun match.

Man City away next for Everton. :popcorn:

Nearly time for Carragher and Neville's uncomfortable double act, until 11.

No further punishment for Torres. :lol: