General Football Nonsense

5 year anniversary of Sir Bobby Robson's death.

RIP

Still kinda funny...

http://twitter.com/GeniusFootball/st...546368/photo/1

And totti takes the piss:

http://twitter.com/Coral/status/4954...057216/photo/1

Don't search for Lavezzi on twitter right now (NSFW)

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@AlexShawESPN

Always knew Lavezzi was decent in the box.

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Phil Neville, Gullit and Rio join MotD.

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Phil Neville, Gullit and Rio join MotD.

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Oh fuck off

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploa...baleripped.jpg

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Eufemiano Fuentes is on trial in the Spanish capital accused of overseeing a doping operation for cyclists, but has said he has also worked with athletes in other sports, including football.

Leaving court on Friday, Fuentes told Spanish radio he was “interested in collecting on a debt from Real Madrid”.

When asked if the debt was for medical services he rendered to the Spanish league champions, Fuentes responded: “I can’t answer that.”

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unrelated tbh :coffee:

That reminds me, Planet of the Apes... good movie....

Ramsey will bulk up like that in the next 12 months. Both power players heavily reliant on running power and strength, and both have an obsession to be the best. What Bale's doing seems like overkill for La Liga though.

Old news?

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Originally Posted by BBC Team of the Season

1. Vito Mannone (Sunderland) averaged 4.5 saves per game this season in the Premier League; a higher ratio than any other goalkeeper.



2. Seamus Coleman (Everton) scored six goals this season, the most of any full-back, as well as keeping 15 clean sheets.



3. Leighton Baines (Everton) created more chances than any other defender (49), as well as netting five goals.



4. Per Mertesacker (Arsenal) played more minutes of football than any other outfield player for a Premier League club this season (all competitions, 4605).



5. Vincent Kompany (Man City). His team won 75% of their PL games with Kompany this term, but just 60% without him.



6. Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) made more assists than any other player this season (13), as well as banging in 13 goals.



7. Yaya Touré (Man City) became only the second midfielder in PL history to reach 20 goals in a season (after Frank Lampard - *22 - in 2009/10).



8. Adam Lallana (Southampton) created more chances than any other Englishman in the PL this term (71, seventh overall).



9. Eden Hazard (Chelsea) created 92 chances in the Premier League this season, no player created more.



10. Sergio Aguero (Man City) had the best minutes/goal ratio of any regular PL player this season (a goal every 91 minutes).



11. Luis Suarez (Liverpool) was the Premier League's top scorer (31) while only teammate Gerrard (13) made more assists than the Uruguayan (12).

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Why has bale shaved all his fur off? He looks ridiculous now.