If its any consolation no one gave a shitQuote:
Originally Posted by Arsene Wonga
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If its any consolation no one gave a shitQuote:
Originally Posted by Arsene Wonga
I'm not suggesting anything, just pointing something out. It looks like somebody may have changed your name from Arse n Wonga to Arsene Wonga. Maybe you did it yourself, but if not then I think that's pretty out of order. Nothing surprises me with these mods though.
I'd like to change my name to Niall_Quwinn please.
It was better the way it was before tbf.
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
Noone cared who I was till I put on the mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
Victory has defeated youQuote:
Originally Posted by Arsene Wonga
I preferred it as Arse n wonga tbh.
It was funnier
Yeah that made me laughQuote:
Originally Posted by Marc Overmars
Barcelona signing Suarez!
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11679/8883581/transfer-news-luis-suarez-joins-barcelona
Yeah but we've asked to be kept informed, that counts double.Quote:
Originally Posted by Asthmatic Kitty
Hope Chelsea get Willian.
Dearest Daddikins' views on the summer so far:
Also we now see Wenger's strategy for transfers.
1) He bids up Suarez's price beyond what Madrid want to pay- to close that option for them
2) He waits 'til Madrid need the cash-flow to seal the deal they really want anyway, for Bale (they have less in cash reserves than Arsenal and usually do big deals in instalments - but Spurs want cash up-front)
3) he waits for Spurs to sort out their purchases to replace Bale
4) he waits until everyone is convinced we will be in the CL proper
3) He goes for some of Madrid's secondary players (no longer in-play as possible make-weights to Spurs) that will be pushed down the pecking order by Bale, that he has been following for a long time)
http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/...e3862fc689.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
wenger knowsQuote:
Originally Posted by Where's my username gone?
lmao noQuote:
Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over
http://justarsenal.com/should-arsena...di-maria/26250
could have come to us before madrid went in for him.
David Ornstein....he's not the jew we're looking for!Quote:
Originally Posted by Edinburgh Gooner
:haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
That got me
Best in the world at what I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munchies
Bad jokes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
Bad impersonations of Wenger?
https://twitter.com/wengerknowsbest/...57036146868224Quote:
Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over
:lol: That was goodQuote:
Originally Posted by AKBapologist
:lol:
http://www.theguardian.com/football/...enzema-arsenal
If Arsenal could sign a new player it would be like signing a new player, and if Abou Diaby were fit it would also be like signing a new player, but in the absence of that redundant cliché, Poor Arsène Wenger has gone for another. At the weekend, he informed us that "we analyse every single player in the world" – just ponder that for a moment – "and work 24 hours a day for that". But things have now changed. On Wednesday night, he taught that "there is still a long way to go", and "the transfer market starts for me now".
I'm a bit late, but I'm pretty sure I changed your name ages ago at your request. No one has changed your name in months. Unless something happened today that I'm unaware of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arsene Wonga
Maccy said he changed my name, someone is wrong somewhere, pretty sure it was Arsene Wonga, but now I'm having doubts as well! No matter it's changed now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
Coming from an expert, that's quite the compliment to call me the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arsene Wonga
Should make a film of it tbh
It's funny coz my jokez are also bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
LOLZ just LOLZ at Zim
Bad is a generous understatement, but LOLZ at Zim indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arsene Wonga
Operation Blow It All has got off to an uncertain start.
Jeremy Wilson has us blowing £80 million. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...80m-spree.html
John Cross has us buying every player we've been linked to in the last few days I think.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...-maria-2207903
And Flamini. :bow:
Becauz you iz the bestest at bad jokez, I feele very wondarful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
Fanks.
I hope Tottenham do as it will hopefully pile more presurre on this french clueless to$$er.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cripps
BS going into overdriveQuote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...
Arsenal have money + Wenger saying there will be lots of activity = Benzema + Di Maria + Cabaye + Ronaldo + Messi
John Cross is a twit
:doh:Quote:
'While, two years ago, the Frenchman was shopping in Primark, he is now going wild in the aisles of Harrods'
Harrods :lol:.
Awlful House Of Fraser.
House of Frasier :lol:
Awful House of Cheers
'Operation Blow it all'
lolers