Do you think you have the prettiest wife at home?
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Do you think you have the prettiest wife at home?
"I must tell you, spending was not a quality. There was no movement in the corner shop. If there was a special quality cola bottle, then maybe I would have made a bid, yes. Would I start the bidding at a penny? As well you know, transfer negotiations are undisclosed. Is there a small chance I will reveal if my haggling for the cola bottle was successful? I could write a book about this! But of course the little milk bottles were of course exceptional too."Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
"I do not know my wife."Quote:
Originally Posted by Letters
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Master Splenger :bow:
Should I go to bed to lie in a pool of my own sweat or get more wine out of the freezer?
Shit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
The beer in the freezer!
Cheers Gary!
:doh:
Who is your favourite rapper?
:haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
:tiphat:
Number of the Beast has just started on Kerrang!!!!!!!!!1
Wrong thread, but no time to waste!
Channel 368
Thanls but I'm not really in to coldplay.
Arsene. If you had a beast. What number would you give it?
Do you now possess my body and will you make me burn?
A Thanl is for lispers to wash with.Quote:
Originally Posted by GayPete
ThanlsQuote:
Originally Posted by LDG
Is GayPete really named Pete?
No pwobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by GayPete
Arsene, are kittens the most adorbs animals in the world?
No, but he's gay as fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
EDIT: Got that wrong, too much bleach.
What I meant to ask was, Arsene, have you ever met a bigger gay fuck than Pete? Apart from Giroud obviously.
i think it's safe to say charlie submitted 80% of those questions.
Why did you go to the bottle bank?
Should I run to the hills or for my life?
Do you prefer Coronation or Sesame street?
Degrassi. :good:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
What would you do if you woke up and found you were a soldier blue in the barren waste?
Little bit fight them at their own game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
:lol: agassiQuote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
awful sampras.
http://tennis-prose.com/wp-content/u.../06/agassi.jpg
Giroud's dadQuote:
Originally Posted by She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Is it time to rethink my position on shagging Britney Spears?
Shouldn't that read - "What did you realise when you were on your way to the bottle bank?"Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
:haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
:bow:
Brilliant!! :clap:
I swear to God, some of the responses to this post have been the funniest ever! A bloke in my office thought that I was actually crying because something bad had happend! :dQuote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
Arsene, do you think George Lucas tarnished his Star Wars legacy with Episodes 1-3?
Arsene, Wowcher or GroupOn?
Also, how did you feel when Nestlé rejected your petition to rename "Quality Street" "Super Quality Street"? And don't you agree that orange creams are the best ones and the toffee ones are pondscum?
Yours,
Letters
(aged 39 1/2)
They have already gone into the shitness protection programme...Quote:
Originally Posted by Power_n_Glory