Passmaster. :bow:
Sustained pressure from Utd paid off there.
Sky's computers can't handle the task of more than one goal in their televised matches.
Hazard's pass? Deflects behind.
Kovacic. :haha:
What is a Lukaku?
David Luiz with a timely intervention preventing a goal for Chelsea.
Bad news for the xG.
Mata hacking Azpilicueta down, booked.
Mourinho even got to him.
Tried watching this.
I may go back to the expected goals article.
Kovacic off, Barkley on.
Barkley on to give the ball away.
De Gea saves from Kante.
Kante is basically Ramsey under Sarri.
Chelsea 1-2 Man Utd, Martial!
Sarriball. :haha:
MARTIAL!!!
Willian hauled off, Pedro on.
Mata off, Herrera on.
If he leaves the club or United get a non-prehistoric manager, Martial will instantly become a 30-40 goal forward.
Rashford wipes Barkley out, nothing given.
Morata off, Bif on.
Herrera was in for 1-3.
Man City: Ederson, Kompany, Stones, Laporte, Mahrez, Fernandinho, Silva, Mendy, Bernardo Silva, Sane, Aguero.
Subs: Sterling, De Bruyne, Otamendi, Gabriel Jesus, Zinchenko, Foden, Muric.
Burnley: Hart, Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor, Gudmundsson, Defour, Cork, Lennon, Hendrick, Vokes.
Subs: Heaton, Barnes, Wood, Westwood, Bardsley, Vydra, Long.
Rashford off, no Martial, no Rashford off.
It is Martial off, Pereira on.
Martial is mightily pissed off and understandably.
Rashford off, Sanchez on.
Agent Sanchez ruins what would have been a good chance.
West Ham: Fabianski, Zabaleta, Balbuena, Diop, Cresswell, Rice, Noble, Snodgrass, Yarmolenko, Arnautovic, Anderson.
Spuds: Lloris, Trippier, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Davies, Sissoko, Winks, Dier, Lamela, Kane, Moura.
Wolves: Rui Patricio, Doherty, Bennett, Neves, Jimenez, Costa, Boly, Coady, Jota, Jonny, Moutinho.
Watford: Foster, Mariappa, Masina, Cathcart, Doucoure, Hughes, Deulofeu, Femenia, Capoue, Pereyra, Success.
Bournemouth: Begovic, Francis, S Cook, Ake, Lerma, A Smith, L Cook, King, Brooks, Fraser, Wilson.
Southampton: McCarthy, Cedric, Stephens, Bertrand, Hoedt, Ings, Austin, Elyounoussi, Lemina, Redmond, Hojbjerg.
Ashley Young MotM from Neville.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
Bif goes down, no pelanty.
Bif :haha:.
Chelsea 2-2 Man Utd, Barkley!!!!
Oh dear. :haha:
Mourinho goes mental! :haha:
Mourinho :haha:.
Alexis came on and ruined it all.
Chelsea fans telling Mourinho to fuck off. :haha:
Fight fight fight!
Chelsea 2-2 Man Utd, FT! :haha:
Mourinho. :haha:
Sanchez. :haha:
Keeps Neville in his box.
We'll be above Chelsea with a four goal win. :bow:
Mourinho holding out three fingers to the Chelsea fans. :lol:
Everybody hates him. :lol:
United winning and looking like the better, more dangerous side and Mourinho takes Mata and Martial off.
Sums the miserable twat up.