Giant meteor :pray:
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Giant meteor :pray:
Pub touch from Pulisic.
Fullbacks passing backwards, is that a new genius strategy that only the top connoisseurs of football can understand? From a pleb's point of view, I've mistaken it as the most boring development in football for some time.
Pulisic scuffer.
Man Utd and Chelsea throwing up stinkers against each other is not a recent development though.
Conte is a surprise choice in the Chelsea midfield. Glad Rob Hawthorne is bringing this to my attention.
FK. Chips it straight to the opposition keeper. That's so awful it can't be described without witnessing it. I don't see how a bloke pulled off a Sunday league pitch could be any worse than some of these turds.
Mendy. :haha:
Looking to outdo Kepa. Nearly whacked it in all by himself!
Fernandes shot, easy for Mendy.
Pulisic shoots straight at De Gea.
Pulisic shot, deflects behind.
Fred. :haha:
At least he tried something positive. Standout player by a mile.
Mendy saves with his legs to deny Rashford.
Rubbish by Rashford.
Ole telling Cavani how crap Rashford is. Cavani seems to agree.
Shaw manages to get 3 fouls in within the space of 5 seconds. Impressive.
Mata hammers it, Mendy saves.
Wonder why VAR hasn't been used to award that stonewall penalty?
NOW VAR checks for a non-existent penalty. WTF?
What's Neville on about? :lol:
McGuire almost has sex with the guy he's marking, and Neville calls it an "almost" pen.
0-0 HT.
Utter bollocks.
HT - what a non-event.
Maybe Arteta's Arsenal aren't as boring as I thought, relatively speaking. Would rather be enduring them than watching this shite. If I didn't have work to do there's no way I'd tolerate another 45 mins of this pain.
It could spark in to life at any moment. Fireball meteor being wishes for by Kelly Cates too.
Do they not actually know what end they should be attacking? Somebody tell them.
This 10 minute period has probably been worse than the first half.
Pogba and Cavani coming on. 300 billion of pure talent. I'm sure.
Mata and James off, Pogba and Old Man Cavani on.
Cavani nearly poked it in. :lol:
Pogba has new hair.
Mata off, one of the few guys who can kick a ball.
James off, I didn't know he was playing.
Cavani on and immediately misses.
Just a few more backpasses and this game will explode into life.
That #11 for the chavs is so fucking awful.
Fag break while Pogba and James get petted.
Some Utd shit kicker has just hoofed the ball 80 yards and straight off the pitch. And he's all smiles. Doesn't get easier than this, does it?
We should get to put the clocks back 2 hours after this shit.
Pogba controls it, lays it wide to Shaw, goes central to Rashford who beats two opponents, one-two with Fred, rolls it into the path of Cavani - who smashes it in! Incredible!
What is a lie. Still 0-0.
But somebody has to do something!
Rashford gets touched and drops dead. But he's better now.
#11 and #29 for the chavs off. And boy are they shit. Undiluted.
Mason Mount on and some other bloke too I suppose.