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16-08-2011, 09:48 PM
toothless gibbon

Joel Campbell will be 2nd choice soon enough, at least Chamakh will be happy with a place on the bench.
16-08-2011, 09:48 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Ach

Forgot about Vela tbh :lol:

Ive been calling for a striker for years even before Henry left cos even with him, we created plenty of chances but apart from him, no one else scored that much as Pires and Freddie had gone or were shit by then.

Nowadays we dont even create chances and players like Chamakh have to feed on scraps

You watch him in the next game (which hopefully won't be for some time). On the rare occasions we are breaking towards the box or manage to beat the first man with a cross Chamakh is always 4 yards off the play. Not because of lack of pace, because he's hiding. He's like an anti-striker, maybe we should put him in defence.
16-08-2011, 09:52 PM
Cripps_orig

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Originally Posted by GB.

That is true.

Now can we see just one?

That would be a start.

And we will if he plays. Not just one off games but given a run as shown last season.

Ideally play him and RVP upfront cos i reckon they'll bring out the best in each other but Wenger is an idiot
16-08-2011, 09:52 PM
Marc Overmars

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

You watch him in the next game (which hopefully won't be for some time). On the rare occasions we are breaking towards the box or manage to beat the first man with a cross Chamakh is always 4 yards off the play. Not because of lack of pace, because he's hiding. He's like an anti-striker, maybe we should put him in defence.

He performs exactly the same role as Heskey.

Except Heskey is actually better.
16-08-2011, 09:55 PM
Xhaka Can’t

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ach

And we will if he plays. Not just one off games but given a run as shown last season.

Ideally play him and RVP upfront cos i reckon they'll bring out the best in each other but Wenger is an idiot

He is an idiot if he plays Chamakh unless he absolutely positively has to.

The guy sucks what little life our team has out of us.

He is a disaster of a signing. A complete and unmitigated disaster - a disaster of such epic proportions that he makes you yearn for Bendtner to warm up.
16-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Cripps_orig

Quote:

Originally Posted by GB.

He is an idiot if he plays Chamakh unless he absolutely positively has to.

The guy sucks what little life our team has out of us.

He is a disaster of a signing. A complete and unmitigated disaster - a disaster of such epic proportions that he makes you yearn for Bendtner to warm up.

Youre in a WUM mood tonight i see
16-08-2011, 10:00 PM
Power n Glory

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Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

He performs exactly the same role as Heskey.

Except Heskey is actually better.

I knew weren't buying a goalscorer that was going to bang in 25 a season. Check his stats. But I thought he's open teams up with his hold up play and slick passing, dribbling and smart touches. Or even if he can't do that, just dominate defenders with his size life Heskey and Crouch do. But he doesn't even do that. That is why I don't like him. He's more of the same. A passenger player that needs service. I was under the impression we were buying someone that link up well with others, like how Heskey created space for Owen. He's far from that.
16-08-2011, 10:00 PM
Xhaka Can’t

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Originally Posted by Ach

Youre in a WUM mood tonight i see

How so?

There was not a word in that post that I don't wholeheartedly believe in.
16-08-2011, 10:04 PM
Cripps_orig

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Originally Posted by GB.

How so?

There was not a word in that post that I don't wholeheartedly believe in.

Well yearning for Bendtner who as bad as Chamakh can be is even worse is a good sign of that
16-08-2011, 10:07 PM
Xhaka Can’t

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Originally Posted by Ach

Well yearning for Bendtner who as bad as Chamakh can be is even worse is a good sign of that

I want Bendtner out of the Club, but I would start him ahead of Chamakh every time.

Why?

Because if Chamakh is not the worst player ever to play for the Club, he is damn near it.

He is the Stepanovs of strikers. That aint wumming, it is what I think of the guy.
16-08-2011, 10:11 PM
Cripps_orig

Quote:

Originally Posted by GB.

I want Bendtner out of the Club, but I would start him ahead of Chamakh every time.

Why?

Because if Chamakh is not the worst player ever to play for the Club, he is damn near it.

He is the Stepanovs of strikers. That aint wumming, it is what I think of the guy.

Fair enough. I think likewise of Bendtner.

I actually liked Stepanovs tbh but thats for another thread
16-08-2011, 10:14 PM
Xhaka Can’t

Goodnight.
16-08-2011, 10:51 PM
Tony Tuesdays

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Originally Posted by Ach

Good player. Works tirelesseesesly whatever.

Not the best of games today but when youre playing with shite such as Gervinho, Rosicky, Song, Jenkinson, Frimpong etc even the best would struggle.

Good squad player to have and isnt a problem.

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Originally Posted by Joker

That's a poor excuse, given Chamakh was worse than all those players you mention combined.

I don't see the point of Chamakh. He doesn't put himself about, he doesn't challenge for headers from crosses, technically he's mediocre, he's scared of shooting, he's not particularly creative, what the fuck can he actually do?

Well said, I've found myself asking the same question since he went off the boil at the turn of the year. I've given him the benefit of the doubt because I thought he'd return to his pre-Xmas form but every time isee him he just gets worse and worse.

We played with 10 men and passenger this evening.

I only hope Wenger retains Bendy or gets another striker on board.
I think I've got two hopes, and one's called Robert....
22-08-2011, 09:11 AM
Grebbo

Evidently one of the reasons why he's so shit right now is that he's fasting during Ramadan so has no energy.

:doh:
22-08-2011, 09:21 AM
milla

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

Evidently one of the reasons why he's so shit right now is that he's fasting during Ramadan so has no energy.

:doh:

Fekin excuse, Kalou, Anelka etc are fasting too, you dont see them stop being good players. Nothing to do with football. :coffee:
22-08-2011, 10:17 AM
Darth Vela

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

Evidently one of the reasons why he's so shit right now is that he's fasting during Ramadan so has no energy.

:doh:

Ramadan takes 8 months now? Damn, I'm out of touch with modern religions.

If he never returns to the form he had for the first 5 months then he's a waste of space, that I pretty much agree on, I'm happy to give him the benefit of the doubt for a little longer as the entire team looks pretty downcast right now and he was damn useful for us but something's up and if we can't solve it he should be replaced.
22-08-2011, 10:17 AM
Darth Vela

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Originally Posted by milla

Fekin excuse, Kalou, Anelka etc are fasting too, you dont see them stop being good players. Nothing to do with football. :coffee:

Tbf, you don't see Kalou starting to be a good player either.
22-08-2011, 12:36 PM
milla

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Originally Posted by Darth Vela

Tbf, you don't see Kalou starting to be a good player either.

No but it shouldnt be an excuse. There are millions of sportmen fasting during Ramadhan, you dont hear them complaining. :coffee:
22-08-2011, 12:39 PM
Niall_Quinn

After thinking long and hard on this I'm finally ready to say that Chamakh is shit.
22-08-2011, 02:19 PM
Cripps_orig

Good player
22-08-2011, 03:08 PM
Niall_Quinn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ach

Good player

Not
22-08-2011, 03:57 PM
Master Splinter

Quote:

Originally Posted by milla

No but it shouldnt be an excuse. There are millions of sportmen fasting during Ramadhan, you dont hear them complaining. :coffee:

When did he complain?

As a great man once said: making stuff up FTW.

This will be stated as fact now and printed in the Mirror in the morning featuring a terrifying Chamakh/Rooney/Sagna/Spearing mashup monstrosity, quoting a 'source' who happens to be milla on the Goonersweb messageboard.

And the the carnival of stupid will be unleashed.

Making stuff up FTW.
22-08-2011, 07:55 PM
milla

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Splinter

When did he complain?

As a great man once said: making stuff up FTW.

This will be stated as fact now and printed in the Mirror in the morning featuring a terrifying Chamakh/Rooney/Sagna/Spearing mashup monstrosity, quoting a 'source' who happens to be milla on the Goonersweb messageboard.

And the the carnival of stupid will be unleashed.

Making stuff up FTW.

I was replying to Grebbo and Darth Vela not replying to any quote. Why are you so uptight? Should you be WUMing Ach? :coffee:
22-08-2011, 07:58 PM
Niall_Quinn

Fucking hell, this takes the biscuit!

Have you heard Chamakh's latest excuse for his woeful performances? Apparently it's because he has to fast for Ramadhan!
22-08-2011, 07:59 PM
Power n Glory

What about RVP and Nasri? They fasting too?
22-08-2011, 08:00 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Power_n_Glory

What about RVP and Nasri? They fasting too?

Snorting cocaine I think, and too many lates with hot lezzies.
22-08-2011, 08:00 PM
milla

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Originally Posted by Power_n_Glory

What about RVP and Nasri? They fasting too?

I think Nasri fast but not sure with RVP. :coffee:
22-08-2011, 08:00 PM
GunnerFan4Life

IM FASTING. Let me play for him then that don't stop me playing!!!!
22-08-2011, 08:01 PM
milla

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Fucking hell, this takes the biscuit!

Have you heard Chamakh's latest excuse for his woeful performances? Apparently it's because he has to fast for Ramadhan!

Quote please, otherwise GW will go mental. :coffee:
22-08-2011, 08:01 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

It's only fasting during certain times of the day anyway, isn't it?
22-08-2011, 08:02 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

It's only fasting during certain times of the day anyway, isn't it?

No, every day for 40 days in a row and it has to be in a desert.
22-08-2011, 08:03 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

No, every day for 40 days in a row and it has to be in a desert.

Ah well that's a fairly legitimate reason for shit form then.
22-08-2011, 08:04 PM
GunnerFan4Life

sunrise to sunset. 30 days.
22-08-2011, 08:04 PM
milla

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

It's only fasting during certain times of the day anyway, isn't it?

In UK, it is roughly from 4am to 20:30pm. :coffee:
22-08-2011, 08:04 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Ah well that's a fairly legitimate reason for shit form then.

He'll be like a new signing when he gets out of intensive care.
22-08-2011, 08:05 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by milla

In UK, it is roughly from 4am to 20:30pm. :coffee:

European or African swallow?
22-08-2011, 08:08 PM
Syn

Word on the street is that Chamakh doesn't eat chicken because he doesn't want to eat one of his own kind.
22-08-2011, 08:12 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Syn

Word on the street is that Chamakh doesn't eat chicken because he doesn't want to eat one of his own kind.

He's a hypocrite then, because he has no problem eating excrement.
22-08-2011, 08:17 PM
Syn

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

He's a hypocrite then, because he has no problem eating excrement.

:haha:
22-08-2011, 08:51 PM
Master Splinter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

He's a hypocrite then, because he has no problem eating excrement.

:haha:

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