Formula One | 2018 Season

Alonso has to retire, VAR to trigger the pits?

No VAR needed. Shame.

Leclerc crashes in to Hartley! Here come the safety cars?

Karius :doh:

VSC out but the leaders has gone past the pits.

 

Ricciardo wins, well done to him. Vettel second, Hamilton third. Raikkonen, Bottas, Ocon, Gasly, Hulkenberg, Verstappen and Sainz follow.


The tyres going off a cliff way more than they're supposed to did for any real changes.

Boring. They need to do something about this track. DRS zones are not viable. I hear they want to extend Monaco into the harbour. They had better plan an extension of the grand prix too.

 

Absurd spectacle. The race was decided by the first corner because overtaking is impossible. Why the fuck don't they shave off that chicane by the swimming pool? We've just watched a soul crushing procession yet many F1 fans will be looking down their noses as today's Indy500. The latter would have to see all the cars break down on the starting line to be more boring than Monaco. Sort it out you stupid cunts. FFS, what's happened to the average IQ on this planet?

Talking of which, just how poor does Sky coverage have to get before something is done about it? The commentators are doing the same shit as football pundits now, trying to make boring shit seem interesting. All through the race they were making up nonsense to pretend something might happen in the race. And they were screaming their heads off as the cars crawled over the line in the same fucking order they started the race, having witnessed a 78 lap procession. Who are they trying to kid? F1 fans are a bit smarter than that. Which is probably why most of them want those fucking halos consigned to the bin and some proper fucking engines stuck in the cars.

And the Sky tech team. Holy fuck! Incompetent doesn't even begin to describe it. Radio messages that can't be heard, or are constantly talked over. Captions that bear no relation to what's happening on the screen. Absolute fucking info overload with the graphics while managing to miss the key information that actually helps you. Long winded interludes from boring frogs who mumble in indecipherable drones. And if anything ever does happen in a race, the cunts cut to the pits to show the most irrelevant shit they can find.

F1 needs to be rescued from these know nothing fucks.

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Originally Posted by Globalgunner

Boring. They need to do something about this track. DRS zones are not viable. I hear they want to extend Monaco into the harbour. They had better plan an extension of the grand prix too.

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One night with a road crew and a steamroller, job done. They only need to alter about 25 yards of the track. A fucking moron can see it.

Hopefully a fucking moron will be hired to help these absolute dipshits figure it out.

Indy500 just about to kick off.

Available online at BT Sport where they have that video window that can either be microscopic or full screen but nothing in-between.

Probably avoid for the next few minutes as they are doing the God bit. At the same time they glorify their "defence" forces. :doh: