Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

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Originally Posted by AKBapologist

Eto to chelsea is complete.

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That deal is a bit eclipsed by the stunning news from the Emirates.

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Originally Posted by AKBapologist

Eto to chelsea is complete.

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How much they pay for him?

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Originally Posted by LDG

How much they pay for him?

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Nothing.

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Originally Posted by LDG

How much they pay for him?

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£14m.

a year.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Nothing.

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See. We set the trends.

Others follow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpmacwxZMto#t=13

Steve Owen :bow:

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Originally Posted by GayPete

£14m.

a year.

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For a 32 year old...

:lol:

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Originally Posted by AKBapologist

For a 42 year old...

:lol:

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Iknowrite?

Who's next?

:popcorn:

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Originally Posted by BlindFaith_8

So 2 free signings not bad for one of the richest clubs in world football. While our good friends down the road are smashing their record transfer fees every other day, we have to be content with 2 free signings. How backwards has this idiot taken this club. I only wish we had an executive on our board as sharp and astute with great business head as Levy. This guys shits all over Gazidis and the rest of our cronie board. They promised us the world when they sold us the idea of Ashburton Grove, they told us we would be competing with Real Madrid, Bayern and Barca on signing the top players in the planet. All lies upon lies, all they have done is drain every nickel and dime from the clubs coffers and moved money secretly to swiss and cayman bank accounts tax free, while fooling us with these has been signings. We have become the laughing stock of every 92 club up and down the country. Becuase of theese CUUNTS Wenger. Gazidis, PHW and Kronke.

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Cunt isn't filtered anymore.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

It's a choice that's completely within your power to make.

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Its not that easy, I followed Arsenal since the 79 Cup Final and fell in love with this club, even cost me my marriage. I still love this club but I hate the people who are stealing from within and making a mockery of our club. I drank in a pub in Limerick last summer with some local folks, and do you know what our nickname is in Ireland? 'The Bank of fcukin England' thats what they actually refer to when you mention Arsenal. Hence the reason why Wenger has made over £100 Mill in salary and bonus and transfer commisions in 16 years! Is that a person who looks after the best interest of the club? We are a fcuking oil mine with vast resources yet I want to know where has ll the money gone?

1/ Transfer fees paid to us? Over £150 Mill
2/Commercial deals/Sponsorships money? Over 200 Mill
3/ Sale of the property at Highbury? Over £75 Mill?

All gone to the manager and board, while these rich bastards are getting richer by the day, they neglect the playing side in to a bunch of cuunts.

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Originally Posted by LDG

Who's next?

:popcorn:

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Eboue

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Originally Posted by Marc Overmars

David Seaman

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:good:

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Originally Posted by LDG

Who's next?

:popcorn:

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Probably nobody, but just like this ferret...

http://floridaferrets.webs.com/ferret%20prayer.jpg

Let us pray!

I've been to Ireland on one or two occasions and I've never heard anyone there mention that.

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Originally Posted by Steve French

I've been to Ireland on one or two occasions and I've never heard anyone there mention that.

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I thought you were American?

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Originally Posted by Steve French

Cunt isn't filtered anymore.

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Good.

Whaddaya think of BlindFaith_8?

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Originally Posted by Letters

Good.

Whaddaya think of BlindFaith_8?

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Nice chap :coffee:

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

probably because he wants 14 million a year in wages. that would explain why

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Yeah but you don't pay anything in transfer fees so you can spend more on Wages. In return you get a proven quality striker who would instantly improve our side. You know the Arsenal side with one striker in the squad currently.

@arseblog

Gazidis: "We can do things that will incite you"

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Originally Posted by bignev

Yeah but you don't pay anything in transfer fees so you can spend more on Wages. In return you get a proven quality striker who would instantly improve our side. You know the Arsenal side with one striker in the squad currently.

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You forgot Giroud.

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Originally Posted by bignev

Yeah but you don't pay anything in transfer fees so you can spend more on Wages. In return you get a proven quality striker who would instantly improve our side. You know the Arsenal side with one striker in the squad currently.

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Spending more on wages is fine but he's on nearly £300k a week.

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Originally Posted by GayPete

£14m.

a year.

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That's wages, not the fee. And it's £7mill tax free, some are quoting £14mill on that basis which would make the tax rate 100%, steep even for these tory bastards. It'll be around £10mill or less depending on how good his accountant is. Then there are probably a bunch of clauses related to appearances etc. If they get a year out of him and he's still got anything left they'll have done well. Even if he's shite he'll be better than Torres.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

That's wages, not the fee. And it's £7mill tax free, some are quoting £14mill on that basis which would make the tax rate 100%, steep even for these tory bastards. It'll be around £10mill or less depending on how good his accountant is. Then there are probably a bunch of clauses related to appearances etc. If they get a year out of him and he's still got anything left they'll have done well. Even if he's shite he'll be better than Torres.

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Cool story bro.

Tell one with dragons and shit.

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Originally Posted by Steve French

Cunt isn't filtered anymore.

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So that's why I can see his posts, was wondering.

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Originally Posted by GayPete

Cool story bro.

Tell one with dragons and shit.

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Yeah you're right, tax actually is 100%

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Yeah you're right, tax actually is 100%

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So he's getting paid nothing.

Awesome.

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Originally Posted by BlindFaith_8

Its not that easy, I followed Arsenal since the 79 Cup Final and fell in love with this club, even cost me my marriage. I still love this club but I hate the people who are stealing from within and making a mockery of our club. I drank in a pub in Limerick last summer with some local folks, and do you know what our nickname is in Ireland? 'The Bank of fcukin England' thats what they actually refer to when you mention Arsenal. Hence the reason why Wenger has made over £100 Mill in salary and bonus and transfer commisions in 16 years! Is that a person who looks after the best interest of the club? We are a fcuking oil mine with vast resources yet I want to know where has ll the money gone?

1/ Transfer fees paid to us? Over £150 Mill
2/Commercial deals/Sponsorships money? Over 200 Mill
3/ Sale of the property at Highbury? Over £75 Mill?

All gone to the manager and board, while these rich bastards are getting richer by the day, they neglect the playing side in to a bunch of cuunts.

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You can't hate the vampire cunts in charge any more than I do but there's a difference between rightly hating those vermin and banging on about the spuds all the time. Everyone is feeling the frustration to varying degrees, it's daylight robbery after all. But I'm assuming we'll push those bastards to one side and get behind the team big time on the weekend?

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Originally Posted by GayPete

So he's getting paid nothing.

Awesome.

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The reports are he's getting £7mill a year with tax paid on top. So how does that come to £14mill?

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

That's wages, not the fee. And it's £7mill tax free, some are quoting £14mill on that basis which would make the tax rate 100%, steep even for these tory bastards. It'll be around £10mill or less depending on how good his accountant is. Then there are probably a bunch of clauses related to appearances etc. If they get a year out of him and he's still got anything left they'll have done well. Even if he's shite he'll be better than Torres.

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tax is 50% isnt it? well 50% if you earn over a certain amount. cant remember exactly what is off top of my head but eto'o wages will go miles over that. so if he wants 7 million a year after tax. then he has to be paid 14million a year as tax will be 50%. half of 14 is 7. unless its different for forgeiners?

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Originally Posted by LDG

@arseblog

Gazidis: "We can do things that will incite you"

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:haha:

Even when he's trying to wriggle out of shit he's busy sticking his boot in it.

£14m before tax.

The end.

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

tax is 50% isnt it? well 50% if you earn over a certain amount. cant remember exactly what is off top of my head but eto'o wages will go miles over that. so if he wants 7 million a year after tax. then he has to be paid 14million a year as tax will be 50%. half of 14 is 7. unless its different for forgeiners?

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It's probably different if you're paid by a crook.

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

tax is 50% isnt it? well 50% if you earn over a certain amount. cant remember exactly what is off top of my head but eto'o wages will go miles over that. so if he wants 7 million a year after tax. then he has to be paid 14million a year as tax will be 50%. half of 14 is 7. unless its different for forgeiners?

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WTF???? That's not the way the club is going to work it FFS. They'll put £7mill in his greedy paw and then pay the tax. If you want a tenner then you get paid the tenner and the stinking slimy cancer government comes along and for some fucked up reason say they are entitled to 50% of that, £5, so the final bill including the fascist scumbag cunting government's thieving is £15.

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Originally Posted by GayPete

It's probably different if you're paid by a crook.

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:arry:

http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-cont...okccaachxd.jpg

it's a relief to know all our transfer business is done with and we don't have to worry about scrambling around on deadline day.

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Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie

it's a relief to know all our transfer business is done with and we don't have to worry about scrambling around on deadline day.

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So is the Boa Morte deal dead already?

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Wenger - Physically Flamini is perfect

Arsenal completed a move for former Gunner Mathieu Flamini on Thursday. Arsène Wenger told us why he has brought the midfielder back to the Club:

on why he decided to sign Flamini…
Because he's free so we don't need to spend any money on him.

on if versatility played a role in the decision…
Yes, of course. It's a very important impact on the squad because he can cover many positions and is free. He can play with everybody in midfield and he knows the game we want to play and cost nothing. He knows the game in general. He's tactically very shrewd, very focused to win and is totally free and that's why the decision was basically a no brainer.

on if he's the same player that left in 2008…
He's a bit older but he's still only 29 but he's free. The best years are in front of him now - the next three years. Physically, he's perfect. He was tested, prepared and he's physically in fantastic shape and of course he is totally free.

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Most predictable signing of the summer?

On 28 August 2013, Boa Morte signed for Hampshire Premier League Division One side Four Marks, in the 12th tier of English football

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Team named after the fact that before Boa Morte signed they had four players in the first team all called Mark.