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31-08-2011, 10:15 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

Arteta has joined according to a SSN source's source.
31-08-2011, 10:15 PM
cheesy bites

I won't believe we've got Arteta until SSN tells me.
31-08-2011, 10:16 PM
Marc Overmars

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKBapologist

Chelsea announce Meireles deal for 12mill. Why the fuck didn't we go for him???

Easily the best deal of the day.
FFS.

I think Chelsea had eyed him for a while and were always front runners. AVB being his fellow countryman probably helped too.
31-08-2011, 10:16 PM
Asthmatic Kitty

woop arteta :)
31-08-2011, 10:16 PM
Letters

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesy bites

I won't believe we've got Arteta until SSN tells me.

Just did.
31-08-2011, 10:16 PM
GunnerFan4Life

Arteta joins :scarf: :scarf: WELCOME!
31-08-2011, 10:16 PM
Coney

Will Moyes shake hands with Wenger at the next Everton game?
31-08-2011, 10:16 PM
Maestro

judging from the fans reaction on SSN, this must be the super quality signing

Arteta in the bag ....business done.
31-08-2011, 10:16 PM
PGFC

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maestro

5th, who else did we sign today apart from Per & Santos ..officially

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Realist

QPR fans : Ian Wright is 'Wedge' what the hell does that mean?

choandmikperyossi the new number 57

&

He's moonlighting as a doorman at Stringfellows,
31-08-2011, 10:17 PM
Ironing

so who the fuck is our squad now?
31-08-2011, 10:17 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

Everton have signed Strachan or whatever his name is.
31-08-2011, 10:17 PM
Gubby Allen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ach

We wont buy another player til Jan 31st.

See you all then

BREAKING NEWS

BENDTNER JOINS SUNDERLAND

FUCK YES

Strictly speaking it'll be 02:00am on 1st February.
31-08-2011, 10:18 PM
cheesy bites

DONE!

Yes! Welcome to the Arsenal, Mikel Arteta!
31-08-2011, 10:18 PM
Shaqiri Is Boss

Quote:

Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Meireles has indeed joined Chelsea.

He'll always be remembered for that crazy run in Jan/Feb :rose:

Otherwise... Bye.
31-08-2011, 10:19 PM
PGFC

Quote:

Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Everton have signed Strachan or whatever his name is.

"Gordon's alive??"
31-08-2011, 10:21 PM
GunnerFan4Life

VERY happy with the signings. Im sure we will do well this season. We can now build on this in jan or next summer i have every faith :scarf:
31-08-2011, 10:22 PM
AKBapologist

Meireles, 8 goals, 6 assists, 12mill
Arteta, 3 goals, 5 assists, 10mill
31-08-2011, 10:24 PM
Gubby Allen

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesy bites

DONE!

Yes! Welcome to the Arsenal, Mikel Arteta!

Time to dig out that thread on the old GW where I said to sign Arteta and see who called me a cock
31-08-2011, 10:26 PM
Niall_Quinn

So there we go, Yossi Fuckin' Benayoun and Mikel Arteta, about as underwhelming as it could get with £80mill sitting in the bank and a red raw arsehole from our last outing, but better than absolutely nothing - just. It's a bit like signing two Joe Coles, there's a slim chance one of them will be fit when the other is injured. Santos and Mertesacker might be okay, lucky dip and the Korean guy... meh.

Net result, squad weakened in terms of quality but maybe strengthened in terms of experience and resolve, board at least £50mill richer. Better than usual, nowhere near what we needed. Tough season and a lot of low quality football ahead. The worst part of it all? The unbelievable incompetence of our officials over the last three months. What a bunch of fucking tools they are. Full of shit, couldn't give a straight answer if some AIDS riddled faggot was asking them to suck his cock. With these guys running the show nothing good can happen for this club.

Hopefully the team can pull of a few results worth cheering this season. Roll on 2012, when we can try again.
31-08-2011, 10:26 PM
Gubby Allen

We've got a penalty taker too. May not necessarily score them mind.
31-08-2011, 10:27 PM
KSE Comedy Club

So guner4life, what's all this business about a 5th signing????

Anyone think the mvila deal could've gone through over the phone/fax?
31-08-2011, 10:28 PM
The Realist

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimandi's Perm

If I had to guess, I'd say it meant 'cock'

Found out it means Wedge = 'muscular' QPR WTF :haha:
31-08-2011, 10:28 PM
Syn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Save me Jeebus!

Anyone think the mvila deal could've gone through over the phone/fax?

No.
31-08-2011, 10:29 PM
GunnerFan4Life

Quote:

Originally Posted by Save me Jeebus!

So guner4life, what's all this business about a 5th signing????

Anyone think the mvila deal could've gone through over the phone/fax?

Um yeah, that was a typo by YoungGunsBlog or whoever it was or i'm not sure what he was talking about...
31-08-2011, 10:30 PM
Maestro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Save me Jeebus!

So guner4life, what's all this business about a 5th signing????

Anyone think the mvila deal could've gone through over the phone/fax?

It's Bastian, just realised
31-08-2011, 10:30 PM
KSE Comedy Club

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunnerFan4Life

Um yeah, that was a typo by YoungGunsBlog or whoever it was or i'm not sure what he was talking about...

Ahh fuck it then.

Gutted.
31-08-2011, 10:31 PM
Coney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gubby Allen

Strictly speaking it'll be 02:00am on 1st February.

Luckily for AKB, it will be GMT and not BST then. :good:
31-08-2011, 10:33 PM
Niall_Quinn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maestro

It's Bastian, just realised

I'm afraid the Bastian thing turned into a pumpkin when the clock struck eleven.
31-08-2011, 10:34 PM
The Realist

Szcznesy

Sagna Vermaelesacker Santos

Song Wilshere

Walcott Arteta Gervinho

RVP
31-08-2011, 10:34 PM
Coney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

I'm afraid the Bastian thing turned into a pumpkin when the clock struck eleven.

....and the other 4 turned into mice.
31-08-2011, 10:34 PM
Kano

thank fuck that's over
31-08-2011, 10:35 PM
Coney

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Realist

Szcznesy

Sagna Vermaelesacker Santos

Song Wilshere

Walcott Arteta Gervinho

RVP

You think we'll always go down to 10 men?
31-08-2011, 10:36 PM
Keith

Right, now lets get down to business, a 10 game unbeaten streak and we are back in the hunt.

Great news - We still have Almunia!
31-08-2011, 10:37 PM
Letters

Stoke fans all excited about signing Peter Crouch :lol: Bless!
31-08-2011, 10:37 PM
Coney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Right, now lets get down to business, a 10 game unbeaten streak and we are back in the hunt.

:good: What can possibly go wrong?
31-08-2011, 10:38 PM
GP

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letters (TPFKA WWTL@WHL)

Stoke fans all excited about signing Peter Crouch :lol: Bless!

It'll all go tits up if Delap gets injured.
31-08-2011, 10:38 PM
Keith

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coney

:good: What can possibly go wrong?

We play Spurs & Chelsea in those 10 games.
31-08-2011, 10:39 PM
GP

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

We play Spurs & Chelsea in those 10 games.

We'll smash Spurs to bits.
31-08-2011, 10:41 PM
GP

Apparently Chelsea didn't even want this guy, but AVB was out with Abramovich for a burger and said he wanted more relish...
31-08-2011, 10:43 PM
Ironing

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Realist

Szcznesy

Sagna Vermaelesacker Santos

Song Wilshere

Walcott Arteta Gervinho

RVP

This is actually decent if santos / Mertesacker turn out to be alright

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