Winter Transfer Speculation and Shit.

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Originally Posted by Munchies

Yes :haha:

Each window there's talk of him fucking off, but he never does

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Fairly sure we've taken more photos of him than Özil.

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Originally Posted by Coutinho Is Boss

That ball is bigger than Mertesaker tbf.

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Faster too.

Merts. :haha:

He's so slow!

Champagne Charlie in the studio too. :bow:

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Originally Posted by Munchies

Yes :haha:

Each window there's talk of him fucking off, but he never does

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LOL - we're so tight we made him do his press shots in the ASDA photo booth.

Simon Jordan. :bow:

Takes no shit when he is on programmes such as this.

How can they make such a song and dance over a day when basically nothing has happened?

They manage to do that all season long in truth.

BREAKING NEWS: Man City do no business!
BREAKING NEWS: Draxler not going to Arsenal!
BREAKING NEWS: Shergar not found!

I think Kate Abdo gets commission for every extra needless accent she makes.

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

It's Jim White time.

More importantly, it's Natalie Sawyer time!

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