Golf.

And Scott is down to Par.

Ashes. :lol:

Mickelson having a stormer. Tiger only +1 now. :popcorn:

Mickelson leads by two! -2 now.

Mickelson gets a birdie and ends on -3. Probably going to win his fifth major. :popcorn:

Westwood's implosion has been complete. Again. +1, +4 for the day.

Mickelson wins the Open! :bow:

Fifth major and third different one.

Westwood. :rolleyes:

Bernard Gallacher in critical condition in hospital.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/23904198

Had the Ryder Cup on all day in the background. It wasn't boring. The bud bottles can stay in the fridge, those are for football-watching peasants. I am now ready to drink some premium scotch and discuss McDowell's exploits today along with finding a solution to fuck over the lower classes.

Europe 5-3 USA after day one.

Yanks. :lol:

As everyone knows, yanks chanting USA, USA, USA is the most obnoxious event known to mankind. Or at least it was until the chants of Europe, Europe, Europe began. This golf would be so much more entertaining if anyone caught chanting this was gang raped and then butchered.

Europe 6-5 USA. What a bottle job.

Lee Westwood is absolutely useless.