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1820: Who's the daddy? Jose Mourinho, it seems. Yes, I know it's half-time at the Etihad but here's Michael Essien talking about his loan move from Chelsea to Real Madrid that sees him reunited with the former Blues boss.
"Everything went very fast and I was in my hotel room and I had a call from my daddy and he said he would be very happy to have me at the club," Essien said.
"I have had my injuries but I am in good form now and very strong. If I wasn't ready Real Madrid would not have brought me here.
"Daddy knows me very well, he brought me to Chelsea, and he knows I can play in any position he wants - except goalkeeper."
That's just weird.