Ivanovic :haha:.
Ivanovic :haha:.
Sideshow Bob hasn't done anything bizarre in this second half so far.
Ba gave Cashley a kick. :bow:
Lovenkrands off, Sammy Ameobi on.
Mata prods it wide.
Kalou is coming on. Torres. :lol:
Big Man clears off the line from Sammy Ameobi.
Cech. :haha:
FFS. Good strike by Ameobi
Big Man :bow: :sick:
Mata off, Kalou on.
Krul. :bow:
73 min: Off the line from Terry! The cross to Ba is flapped at by Cech, and Sammy Ameobi volleys a left foot shot goalwards, straight at Terry. Juan Mata is coming off, Salomon Kalou comes on. Salomon Kalou has made over 10,000 substitute appearances for Chelsea.
Good try from Ba.
Terry elbows a black man. Disgusting stuff.
Now Romeu with the Barca tactics. Get up.
Drogba off, Torres on.
Shola Ameobi smashes the bar!
How many times has the woodwork been smashed?
:wacko:
Not again!
Someone check the width of that bar.
Shola Ameobi gave that one some serious beans - unlucky that man
Cabaye's corners are worse than Fabregas'.
Krul denies Sturridge yet again.
Krul :bow: :bow:.
How many chances does sturridge need?
Sturridge never had a chance of finishing that one off as he didn't have his set-square with him this time..
Ba :lol:.
Sideshow Bob completely misses one, Ba hits it on the volley but it goes nowhere near the goal.
Ba had more time there.
Even though Sturridge has been cack in front of goal, I think Newcastle are good for a point.
Sturridge booked. :lol:
Torres and Sturridge :lol:
What a strikeforce.
Guthrie :doh:.
Fuck this shit.
Barcodes 0-2 Chelsea, Kalou flukes it. Torres. :lol:
2-0 game over.
0-2.
Torres still managed to fuck up though :lol:.
Muh..
Steven Taylor has gone off injured now.
Barcodes. :rose:
Good win for Mike Dean.
Four added minutes.
0-3. Now that is a complete travesty
Barcodes 0-3 Chelsea, Sturridge finally scores.