I'm offering out the 5 who voted Wenger in.
Me vs all of you. Are you up for it?
Tell you now, I'd fucking win.
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I'm offering out the 5 who voted Wenger in.
Me vs all of you. Are you up for it?
Tell you now, I'd fucking win.
For a change, I decided to get mindlessly drunk.
So I'm mostly pressing the backspace key. But I still reckon I could manage the club better than the bloke who has that job right now. Whilst mindlessly drunk.
Who thinks Im right?
Here's what I'd do. Whilst mindlessly drunk.
I'd make Cech captain. Why? Because he has experience of winning and knows what it takes. And I'd give him power. If players fell out of favour with Cech, who I believe to be a consummate professional, I'd fuck them up, big time.
I'd give Alexis his money. He's our star player and nobody else is even in the ballpark. He's the guy we are building a team around.
I'd tell Ozil buck up or fuck up. If you buck up the you conquered London. If you fuck off then London beat your sorry German arse. Simple as. And yeah, sure, I'd leak every shitty detail to the prestitutes. Fuck you - you are here to play. Anything else and nobody is interested.
I'd bring in a defensive coach and back the fuck off. Probably Keown, because he likes the taste of my cock. Even so, I think he'd innately want to teach some real defensive shit.
We need midfielders that command. So I'd figure out how much Paddy is earning in New York and double it. Two players in the whole wide world who you want teaching your midfielders how to be winning scumbag bastards - Keane and Vieira. Ain't going to be Keane - right?
Striker. Take out the chequebook. 90 mill for Lewandowski. He's so perfect for us it's hard to believe this wasn't planned by God. 30 goals a season - EASY. He's so fucking perfect for us. Alexis, Ozil and Lewa - are you fucking kidding me?
But these are the perfectly achievable dreams of a drunk bum. It may not be so simple for a professional like Wenger.
The questions are ran through and approved prior to the meeting anyway so i cant see Ivan being asked anything meaningful.
There is no way he's turning up not to answer questions on Wenger's future and the contract situation. He'll talk about it.
I agree it would be insane to think that he could attend any such meeting without facing such questions
The answers however will be a massive fudge
Something like
"We understand your concerns, as does Arsene. We all want what's best for the club....and it's probably best for such matters to remain unresolved until we are on a more stable footing results wise"
Got to be very, very careful not to be sucked into their bullshit trap. Do you see the media teeing it up? They are trying to make Wenger's announcement a turning point and suggest it will be a remedy for the problems. As if Wenger himself and his incompetence is not the problem, but rather uncertainty over his gracing us with his presence for 2 more years. And Gazidis can say what he wants but if he's not saying Wenger out then he's not addressing the main problem and therefore what he says can be completely discounted. Bunch of con artists - the lot of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maestro
yep the narrative has been spun already. wonder if anyone will remind ivan of his famous words "the fans will decide winger's fate, if they make his position unteneable" ....something to that effectQuote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
either way we the fans are shafted seeing that wenger willing on. let's just give him total hell for the next couple of seasons
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...ssage-10145060
yep he's definitely staying unless the fans make it really toxic for him. board/owner trying to cover their arses with the supposed "major changes" bullshit