Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

NQ reminding me why he's on my ignore list... :haha:

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

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Fucking what? I'm the most positive person on the forum, FFS! Happiness shines out of my anus, I'll have you know. Which bit did you think was negative?

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too right NQ! me too can't find an iota of negativity with your posts.......what the hell are people talking about? :console:

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

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Laughing that shit up TBH

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

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:haha:

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

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:haha:

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Originally Posted by LDG

Bulldozer MrkII :bow:

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What are you saying with that, blud?

Philippe Auclair on how Gervinho will fit in at Arsenal and about how Nasri may have burnt his bridges with us. He says Nasri's deal was wrapped up in March but some issues with agents meant that fucked up. Says there's no chance of him going to Italy.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/haw...idges-arsenal?

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

What are you saying with that, blud?

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Bulldozer MrkI failed. Crashed. Burned.

JCB's were lying wrecked at the side of the road.

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Originally Posted by AKBapologist

NQ reminding me why he's on my ignore list... :haha:

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But... :blink:

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Originally Posted by LDG

Bulldozer MrkI failed. Crashed. Burned.

JCB's were lying wrecked at the side of the road.

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You're being deliberately obfuscatory. You and your damn mindgames. >_>