Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

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Originally Posted by Joker

Guardian attempt at humour :lol:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...suarez-arsenal

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someone got paid to write that? its not even original.

'attempt' being the important word, there.

Ollie, I'll have some of whatever you're smoking.

Or snorting, or injecting.

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Originally Posted by GayPete

'attempt' being the important word, there.

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its just such lazy journalism. that joke would have been funny in about 2008

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

there have been interviews with barca players where they say, all cesc talks baout is arsenal, he is constantly liking photos of arsenal on instragam, watches most of our matches, that is the actions of a man who still cares about the club. it could mean nohting but i choose to believe it isn't.
we know cesc views wenger as his second father, he has said so before, so i think if wenger was to talk to him, hed convince him. plus, if he went to united, sure hed win trophies, but he wouldnt be remembered as anything special, just like he wont be barcalona. but if he came back to arsenal, and won trophies with us, hed be a hero, a legend and remembered for a long long time as part of arsenals history. that might appeal to him.

i dont think he would go to united myself, ive been wrong before, but with him, i think it really is barca or us, and that is all it will be

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yeah and I am still fond of my first love but I wouldn't take her back if she asked me to go out with her again/marry me/whatever. ;)

on the other hand, if a *beautiful* new girl came on the scene with a good reputation then I would consider her. ;)

p.s. This is all fantasy type stuff because I am happily engaged....but you get the gist?!

that guardian piece is not even funny. it's just shit humour.

anyway, expect a bid from us for stevie. we have the all clear

http://www1.skysports.com/football/n...Liverpool-deal

and thankfully sky sources have given themselves permission to continue to write more spurious bullshit about suarez for at least another couple of weeks.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/n...ing-in-England

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when asked whether there was a genuine possibility Suarez might start next season at Arsenal, a source close to the negotiations said: "Maybe."

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:lol:

seriously, they have to be just having an out and out laugh with everyone else.

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Originally Posted by selassie

yeah and I am still fond of my first love but I wouldn't take her back if she asked me to go out with her again/marry me/whatever. ;)

on the other hand, if a *beautiful* new girl came on the scene with a good reputation then I would consider her. ;)

p.s. This is all fantasy type stuff because I am happily engaged....but you get the gist?!

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but if you kept talking about your first love, no other girl would go out with you because they would feel your attention and your heart was always going to belong to the first love right?

i think wenger is the key to all this, you just have to listen to what cesc says about wenger, one quote being "there are three important people in my life who i owe soemthing to, mum, dad, and arsine" if arsene called, cesc would answer, im sure of it

This must be what it's like in Jim White's head.

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Originally Posted by Joker

Guardian attempt at humour :lol:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...suarez-arsenal

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I think it's quite funny, seems some people have had a sense of humour bypass and take things way too seriously.

There is certainly potential for humour in the way Arsenal do (or, rather, don't do) business but that was a rubbish attempt at it.