Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

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Originally Posted by Munchies

Apparently he has a heart defect which was known before he joined Marseille.

It makes no sense to fly him and out and everything, to not sign him on a condition which all his previous clubs knew about.

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Chambers doing his initiation song :lol:
http://i.instagram.com/p/rAUXC3CMoV/

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Redknapp has said no way could he have failed a medical. I'm not sure if he means Remy is 100% fit or if Harry bribed the medical staff, either way he sounds confident. Maybe the deal is off for the same reason it supposedly fell through with us, because Remy is an incredibly greedy bastard? It has been know in the football world.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

If Jenks is a pubber not fit to play in the PL, then how can he be a mercenary? Aren't mercenaries guys with a skill of some sort who hire themselves out to the highest bidder? So when Arsenal came calling, what you're saying is he should have informed them he was shit and then turned them down? Was that ever likely to happen? Hull want him for £3m, Wenger wants £5mill apparently. If Hull don't pay, are you saying that proves Jenks is a mercenary? And making promises about alternate universes and then saying it proves a point isn't necessarily a valid argument, there's grey area in an argument like that.

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How do we know Wenger wants 5mil? Sounds like smoke from Jenkinsons highly paid agents....to cover up the fact hes planning to sit tight. As for all your mercenary pedantary :sleep: smoke.

I looked up the article

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Jenkinson's preference is to stay in London and West Ham would be favourites if they match or better the bid.

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:haha:

So when he was not starring at bloody Eastbourne Borough he was getting by in the English backwaters but now he cant drive his Baby Bentley or Pink-wheeled Range Rover down the M1 everytime he needs to wank off his cockney bumchums? GTF. Bye Jenks, or im booing him next time I go.

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Originally Posted by BOBN

How do we know Wenger wants 5mil? Sounds like smoke from Jenkinsons highly paid agents....to cover up the fact hes planning to sit tight. As for all your mercenary pedantary :sleep: smoke.

I looked up the article


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So when he was not starring at bloody Eastbourne Borough he was getting by in the English backwaters but now he cant drive his Baby Bentley or Pink-wheeled Range Rover down the M1 everytime he needs to wank off his cockney bumchums? GTF. Bye Jenks, or im booing him next time I go.

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What did Jenkinson do to you? Talk to us mate.. we are here to help!

No matter how shit you think he is, I do not think he has done anything to warrant you booing him. Heck, he barely even gets playing time for you to dislike him so much. He has got to have done something personal to you. What was it? Your family? The kid who bullied you as a child was called Jenkinson? Your hatred for him is very close to one of the posters on here wanting Ramsey dead before last season!

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Originally Posted by BOBN

How do we know Wenger wants 5mil? Sounds like smoke from Jenkinsons highly paid agents....to cover up the fact hes planning to sit tight. As for all your mercenary pedantary :sleep: smoke.

I looked up the article


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So when he was not starring at bloody Eastbourne Borough he was getting by in the English backwaters but now he cant drive his Baby Bentley or Pink-wheeled Range Rover down the M1 everytime he needs to wank off his cockney bumchums? GTF. Bye Jenks, or im booing him next time I go.

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Next time you go? :lol:

You've never been in your life.

Fraud.

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Originally Posted by fakeyank

What did Jenkinson do to you? Talk to us mate.. we are here to help!

No matter how shit you think, he is.. I do not think he has done anything to warrant you booing him. Heck, he barely even gets playing time for you to dislike him so much. He has got to have done something personal to you. What was it? Your family? The kid who bullied you as a child was called Jenkinson? Your hatred for him is very close to one of the posters on here wanting Ramsey dead before last season!

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The kid who bullied me was called Jenkinson.

But that doesnt change the fact that that boy is the poorest player ive ever seen at this club. Worse that anything in the late Graham days.

Hes a symbol of asset stripping Arsenal. He needs to go to signify an end of that era. Like a little lamb, sacrificed for the Gods.

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Where does the myth that Jenkinson is guilty of error after error come from? It's a strange narrative that has built up around him and also Szczesny in particular and also Mertesacker, but that's mostly a media one. The fact that people who supposedly watch Arsenal on a regular basis perpetuate these myths is the oddest thing of all.

I'm not at all saying that Jenkinson is one of our brightest prospects or he fits like a glove into our passing game or that he doesn't have a lot to learn to become a much better player. But throughout his relatively small sample run of games in his Arsenal career so far, he's in fact been very steady and as a bonus, effective going forward too. I can recall a poor game when we were battered 8-2 at Old Trafford. But he'd barely played for us at all at that point and the whole team was atrocious so to use that against him is just ridiculous. He's made mistakes against Swansea and Chelsea in the League Cup, but other than that he's been solid and at times against really tough opposition in huge games. It's actually more of a surprise he played that well, considering his pedigree. And anyone bringing up a freak own goal in his first pre-season friendly appearance is again, being pathetic.

In his time here, I'd say Cazorla, Ozil, Ramsey, Wilshere and even the generally brilliant Koscielny have made more mistakes which have harmed us than Jenkinson.

I understand perfectly if you don't think he has a future at Arsenal or just don't feel he fits our style of play, but using nebulous negative evidence against a player is just disingenuous and more importantly, wrong.

It goes back to the weird fascination of some fans seemingly seeing the worst in all our players. Szczesny was one of the best keepers in the League last year (with the most clean sheets award to his name too which could be viewed as impressive) and was instrumental in rescuing us numerous times, but you'd think he was Robert Green such is the faint praise. De Gea, Cech, Lloris and even players like Begovic and Mignolet are apparently better just because. Not taking in to account that they have made far more mistakes over the last few years.

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Yeah, I agree. :gp:

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Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie

On a serious note, do you have any idea what your medical team found wrong with Remy, did he have the infamous third nipple?

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Yeah as said above, there are two rumoured reasons. First is the heart problem, second is that we can't shift Borini. My name changes are fucking cursed.

And for some reason we're linked with Vermaelen :wacko:

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Originally Posted by BOBN

The kid who bullied me was called Jenkinson.

But that doesnt change the fact that that boy is the poorest player ive ever seen at this club. Worse that anything in the late Graham days.

Hes a symbol of asset stripping Arsenal. He needs to go to signify an end of that era. Like a little lamb, sacrificed for the Gods.

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Time to stick on Blue Moon so BOBN can feel at home....,

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Originally Posted by Borini Is Boss

Yeah as said above, there are two rumoured reasons. First is the heart problem, second is that we can't shift Borini. My name changes are fucking cursed.

And for some reason we're linked with Vermaelen :wacko:

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Stump up 12million and your welcome to him

I thought Borini had gone to Sunderland for a fee way above his talent

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Originally Posted by BOBN

The kid who bullied me was called Jenkinson.

But that doesnt change the fact that that boy is the poorest player ive ever seen at this club. Worse that anything in the late Graham days.

Hes a symbol of asset stripping Arsenal. He needs to go to signify an end of that era. Like a little lamb, sacrificed for the Gods.

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Ever? Ahead of Cygan, Santos, Denilson, Jeffers, Almunia etc? You cant be serious!